"What about the next life?"

"I'm not going to promise something I can't promise." Zheng Yuankai put aside those unrealistic sweet words, leaned over and touched the forehead of the person next to him to confirm the temperature there. His face was so close that for a moment, Hee Hee thought he was going to get a kiss.

But no.

Da Shao, who could be regarded as puzzled, sat up straight like this and reopened the distance.

"What's wrong?" Zheng Yuankai said helplessly.

After getting off the Ferris wheel, this little ancestor has been hanging an oil pot on his mouth, and he doesn't know what made him angry. Do you want to continue to talk about the next life according to the routine, and then put all the reincarnation into the next life? Da Shao always thought that this was a conversation that only little girls would like.

The Xixi child ignored him, but did not break away from his hand.

Children always love fresh sights, and he is overwhelmed by exotic scenery, and the white people who pass by alone arouse his great interest. Suddenly, his footsteps stopped and said excitedly: "Big brother, there, I'm going there!" ”

Suppressed voice, raised pitch.

It's like secretly doing bad things without telling your parents, and it's like stealing the fruit of taboos...... Yes, there is a sense of immediacy when the buddies in the dormitory invite you to watch the wool together.

Zheng Yuankai was almost dragged to the front of a store valued by a child, full of black lines.

Look up at the sign, look down at the goods, it's good, it's a sex toy store. Da Shao was about to resist, and the glamorous female shopkeeper had already opened the door: "Hey, handsome guy, what do you want?" ”

"No thanks, we were just passing ......"

"Me! Want! Buy! ”

Zheng Yuankai's refusal was rejected by Hee-hee.

Speechless and choked.

Even if you don't understand Chinese, you can understand this scene, and a trace of ambiguity appeared between the female shopkeeper's eyebrows: "Yo, a couple?" She shrugged her shoulders, looked appreciative, and said calmly: "It's a pity, I still want to invite you to have a hair, handsome guys in the East are not common." ”

"It's over." Dashao is calm.

There are only a few people who can make him panic, such as Xiao Xixi, who is walking towards the store.

Zheng Yuankai, who had to follow up, was still working hard: "Thinking about your age, is it a little early to contact these?" ”

Picking up a press-mo-stick, Xixi blinked his eyes, put on a face that people couldn't help but believe, and asked purely: "Isn't this a toy?" ”

Da Shao: "......"

Does he know, know, or know?

The psychological age is obviously a child, but he has the demeanor and demeanor of an old driver, coupled with the appearance and superb acting skills that can move the world, it is almost an inexplicable existence - at least for Zheng Yuankai. The shape and color of this press-friction-rod are so simulated that even if you don't understand the English introduction on the tag, you can see it, okay?

Hee Hee muttered, "This is the part of the doll, right?" Where are the other parts? ”

He fumbled with the switch attached to the item.

"Buzz"

With a sound, the hammer vibrate.

The scalp is numb.

Also, Is the doll you're talking about an inflatable doll?

Compared with someone who really doesn't understand, he still feels that it is more likely to pretend not to understand.

The female shopkeeper who followed up stretched out the tip of her tongue and licked her lips, deliberately straightened her chest to make the shape of temptation more prominent, and said with a smile: "This press-rub-rod has three vibration gears, which will bring you another feeling different from the real thing in bed, do you want to try it?" Her eyes were hot: "If you want, I can demonstrate it myself tonight." ”

If you understand correctly, this is an invitation to 3P?

"Nope."

Zheng Yuankai firmly refused again.

"Well, subtle Oriental." The female shopkeeper spread her hands regretfully, her eyes wandered on the figures of the two customers, and resumed the serious style of the shopping guide: "Your lover doesn't seem to know English, so, this gentleman, what do you need?" ”

The major general took something back from Xixi's hand, turned off the switch and put it back on the shelf: "Why is there a battery in here?" ”

"Of course, this is the exhibition area," seeing that the older Oriental picked up another mouth plug, the female shopkeeper put her finger to her lips and smiled, "However, it is forbidden to try it." ”

Zheng Yuankai was messy in the wind.

Will anyone really try it on the spot?

The Xixi child held the mouth plug composed of round balls and rubber bands, and looked left and right curiously: "What is this?" ”

Chinese As a bilingual expert, Da Shao finally saw the dawn of redemption from the malice of the universe, and the light was so warm and soft that his thoughts suddenly became clear: "Slingshot." ”

"Really?"

Zheng Yuankai didn't blink his eyes, and said without hesitation: "With a Y-shaped branch, it's complete." ”

It seems to make some sense.

Xi Xi gently tugged the ball twice, and his eyes widened: "Big brother is deceiving!" This marble can't get down! ”

"You can shoot together."

“……”

The child put down the red and black "toy" in disbelief.

While Dashao was trying to think of a reason to drag the person away, Hee Hee picked up another string of beads and said strangely, "Is this a necklace?" ”

The beads the size of a dragon's eye are strung together, and there are more than a dozen of them at a cursory glance, just as Zheng Yuankai was also guessing what kind of sex toy this was, Xixi had already touched the switch connected to the bead string and pressed it to turn it on.

"Buzz"

They are associated with vibrations today.

"Why is the necklace moving, big brother?"

Da Shao's face does not change color: "Relieve neck fatigue." ”

When talking to Xixi's children, Zheng Yuankai used Chinese, and the female shopkeeper couldn't understand what they were talking about, but it didn't prevent her from explaining: "This is the same as the use of vibration press-rub-stick, if you like it, I'll bring you a new one, don't worry, silicone materials, all sterilized." ”

“……”

Dashao didn't want to talk.

"Hey, you still sell candles here?"

"Low-temperature candles, very safe, if you like excitement, there is a special version here."

"One of this rabbit's tails is bald?"

"I'm sure your lover will be cuter after 'swallowing' the tail, and the store also has matching ears and paws, and the plush will never go out of style."

"These clips are all transparent!"

"No matter where it is placed, it will not stop you from looking at your lover's body, and of course, we also have colored ones."

……

"Ah, big brother!"

Thirty minutes later, Zheng Yuankai carried a bag and retreated with the reluctant Xixi children, and there were voices from the female shopkeeper "Thank you for your patronage" and "Welcome again".

He's got black lines all over his head.

Slingshots, necklaces, blindfolds...... seems to be witty, but when Hee Hee said he wanted to buy it, he couldn't object!

Dig your own pit and jump by yourself.

Sad.

Da Shao's inner lasagna tears.

Before he had abandoned his temperance and prepared a white lie—yes, the seed-level nirvana "Wallet Dropped"—the goblin's little kid pulled out a green dollar from his trouser pocket and paid the bill in grief under the gaze of those dark eyes.

It's so expensive!

And Taobao is not the same price at all.

The female shopkeeper said that it is absolutely safe, the after-sales service is perfect, and she can come to her if anything happens.

Zheng Yuankai is a bit square.

Is this the same as a normal commodity?

Hey, it doesn't seem to be any different – just overcome shame.

Westerners need to be more open-minded after all.

In fact, when they were about to leave, a girl in a T-shirt walked in to inquire about after-sales, and saw that the girl heroically took out a small vibrator from her handbag, and talked to the shopkeeper in front of the two men without blushing.

He walked briskly, and the Xixi child who was being pulled twisted twice and did not break away, and quieted down.

The night was already deep, with neon flashes and bustling traffic, and the scene in front of me was strange and full of strange atmosphere.

Foreign.

At this time, the people around you are particularly precious, and the temperature of the human body comes from the palms of the connected hands, ironing the heart.

Zheng Yuankai seems to have resonated with the literary and artistic youth group.

When his heart was filled with a faint sadness, someone said, "Big brother, what is the pink oval thing that that sister took out just now?" ”

Is this what you've been thinking about for a long time?

The sorrow of the balls.

Oh, this egg is not a vibrating egg.

Da Shao looked at the sky and replied in seconds: "That's a pendant." ”

That's right, the decorations used to hang on keys and bags, he himself almost believed it.

Xixi followed to look at the sky, and then quickly closed his eyes, opened them after a few seconds, and said excitedly: "There was a beautiful meteor just now!" Big brother, did you make a wish? ”

"I didn't have time," Zheng Yuankai, who didn't believe this, did not interrupt the children's interest: "What wish did Xixi make?" ”

The child was very serious: "It won't work if you say it." ”

"Hmm."

The two returned to the hotel slowly, swiped the room card, and as soon as the door opened, three dogs pounced on one by one wagging their tails. Wrong, Tian Ning came over and didn't have a tail.

Ah Qi didn't want anyone else to go to the house, and after Ye Xichen informed him of the return date, he drove Zheng Yuankai and the Golden Retriever family back to Los Angeles, said goodbye to Da Shao, and went back alone. The "inner world" that Ah Qi once talked about must really exist, so such a solitary style is also a proper meaning.

"Wow~"

"Whew!"

The barking of a puppy is not the same as that of a large dog.

Tuan Tuan and Yuanyuan are much lighter than Jingjing, but Zheng Yuankai still gave priority to touching and hugging Jingjing, for example, if one day he needs to face the choice of protecting the big and the small, it is definitely a firm Baoda party.

Hey, there's something wrong with this metaphor.

The two puppies with light blond hair ran and jumped behind the owner's trouser legs, trying to pounce on their shoes, but they couldn't stop for a moment, Tian Ning said with a bitter face: "Fortunately, I know me quietly, these two little guys are really ready to bite." After complaining, he turned to the actor: "Ye Xichen? ”

The guard-umbrella was beside him, and Xixi was much more bold, and he showed an innocent smile: "Blame Shu Xiao!" ”

“……”