Tang Ren's smile is very bright, but his eyes are like ten thousand years of ice, cold and ruthless!

"Gollum!" Liu Wei looked at Tang Ren and swallowed his saliva. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Liu Wei suddenly felt that he seemed to have always looked down on his future brother-in-law.

"Huh. You're a kid who won't suffer! Liu Zizheng said with a smile. There was a look of appreciation in his eyes.

"If you suffer, you have to divide people. To treat this kind of person, of course, is to beat him up hard, and then stuff something into his mouth! Let him taste it! "Don Daodao.

"So you mean that if it were you, you would beat me up first, and then stuff the plan into my mouth and let me taste it?" Liu Zigang looked at Tang Ren with a smile.

Tang Ren was stunned for a moment, and immediately said: "That can't, if it's an uncle, I will definitely do my best to make the uncle's plan beautiful, and strive to come back in that decade or twenty years of annual variety show ratings." ”

"Heh, you kid reacts quickly." Liu Zigang said with a smile.

"No! Absolutely heartfelt words! Tang Ren said "seriously".

"Heh, your ability to make sycophants is comparable to Hu Guanyou!" Liu Zigang said.

Tang Ren pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "He can't!" The level is too low! ”

"Yo! Listening to what you mean, you seem to be quite unimpressed with him, do you? Liu Zigang smiled at the Tang people.

"I'm rubbing! Said bald mouth! Tang said secretly.

"Nope!" The Don spread his hands, pretending not to know what was happening.

To be honest, when it comes to sycophancy, the Tang people really don't want to bully people, why? Tang people have countless "celebrity quotes" from netizens on the planet in their heads, and a random sentence or two can definitely kill a large number of people in seconds.

"Brother-in-law, didn't you just say that Hu Guan's level is low?" Liu Wei smiled when he saw Tang Ren pretending to be unaware.

"Impossible!" The Tang people continued to pretend.

"Pretend, keep pretending!" Liu Zizheng looked at Tang Ren with a sneer.

"Hey, hey!" Tang Ren smiled awkwardly, for Liu Zizheng, Tang Ren was still a little cowardly.

Seeing this, Liu Zigang smiled and scolded: "Stinky boy, you are still afraid of your future father-in-law!" ”

"Hey, hey." Tang Ren continued to giggle, didn't answer, joking, how could he answer this, saying that he was afraid? That's not good, it's too embarrassing, I'm not afraid, okay, Tang Ren thinks that he is indeed a little cowardly to this future father-in-law, after all, his daughter has not married him yet.

"Brother-in-law, why don't you just get us one?" Liu Weidao.

"One? What's coming? This sycophant is also divided into time and occasion, this can't come! The Don shook his head.

"It's okay! Brother-in-law, you will always praise people. How about you boast about me when I suffer a loss? ”

Tang Ren looked at Liu Wei's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, and he was really afraid that he would not be able to control it for a while, and he would fan it with a big mouth.

"Praise you? I can't say it! ”

Seeing this, Liu Wei encouraged the Tang people: "It's okay, brother-in-law, I believe in you!" You can do it! ”

"You believe me? It's ok! I'm special!! Tang Ren really wanted to kill this bear child with a leg of mutton, but for the sake of Liu Wei's parents still present, Tang Ren gritted his teeth and forcibly held back.

"Brother-in-law, come on! I'm ready! Liu Wei looked at Tang Ren expectantly.

"Come on? You ready? Listening to these filthy words, looking at Liu Wei's earnest eyes, Tang Ren shuddered. With his hands crossed over his chest, he said, "I refuse!" ”

When Liu Wei heard that the Tang people rejected him, his expression became more poignant, and his eyes became more and more resentful: "Why? Why are you rejecting me?! ”

Looking at Liu Wei's expression of being dumped after playing, Tang Ren said five words lightly: "Because you are ugly!" ”

"Uh." Liu Wei immediately quit, "Damn, brother-in-law, you're a bit too much!" Am I ugly? How ugly am I! I'm at the school grass level in our play, okay! ”

Tang Ren said disdainfully: "Anyway, it's not as good-looking as me!" ”

"Uh... Liu Wei looked at the face of the Tang people that was enough to make all men jealous, and he was speechless.

Tang Ren saw that Liu Wei was speechless, and quipped: "Don't you feel a little inferior!" ”

Liu Wei looked at the appearance of the Tang people laughing cheaply, and he was angry, and said to himself: "Handsome is amazing, you can eat it as a meal!" ”

When Tang Ren heard this, he smiled even more: "Handsome enough to my extent, I can indeed eat it as a meal!" ”

"Humph!!" Liu Wei was angry by Tang Ren's words, snorted hard, tore a large piece, and bit hard in a muffled voice.

Gu Xiaoyue sulked when she saw Liu Wei's mouth fighting, and said with a smile: "Xiaowei, how old are you, why are you still like a child?" ”

"Humph! It's amazing! Liu Wei bit a large piece of mutton fiercely and said in an urn.

"Hmm. It's handsome, it's really amazing! Gu Xiaoyue said.

"The eldest aunt is wise!" The Tang people praised.

"Mom! I must have picked it up from the trash, right?! Liu Wei was about to cry when he saw that his mother was standing on the side of the Tang people.

"Hahaha, your mother is also telling the truth!" Liu Zigang also said on the side at this time.

"Uncle Yingming!" The Tang people praised again.

As soon as the Tang people finished speaking, Liu Zigang said again: "However, Xiaowei is also your future brother-in-law after all, according to our tradition here, when Xiang'er gets married, Xiaowei will definitely guard the door, this, when the time comes, um." Right! ”

"Humph! Uncle, you underestimate me too much! Am I that kind of person? "Tang people are colorful. Immediately afterwards, Tang Ren looked at Liu Wei, and a smile instantly appeared on his face: "When I saw Xiaowei today, I couldn't help but feel refreshed, and I felt that the seven meridians and eight veins were smooth, and the seven orifices were also opened six and a half." ”

"Since ancient times, heroes out of youth, Xiaowei is young, there is a talent through the heavens and latitudes, the wisdom of the country, the ancients, the dragon and the phoenix chicks have to be one and the world, and now, God bless me in Great China, 5000 years of vicissitudes, China Shenzhou flat thunder, flying sand and stones, big dance in the sky, hazy, only to see the top of the sky and the earth a golden armor god standing between the heavens and the earth, this hero is holding a double axe, two eyes like electricity, an axe down, chaos is opened, two axes go down, Nuwa creates people, three axes go down, Xiaosheng dumps. Getting this great hero, the luck of patience, and the blessing of the people, how can it not make people cry with joy. ”

"The ancients had a young man Xiaowei said as evidence, the young Xiaowei is like the red sun rising, and its way is bright; The river flows out of the subterranean flow, and the ocean is poured out; The hidden dragon soars into the abyss, and the scales and claws are flying; The milk tiger roars in the valley, and the beasts are terrified; The eagle falcon tries its wings, and the wind and dust are sucked up; The first child of the strange flower, the emperor; The cadres will be hairy, and there will be their mangs; The sky wears its blue, and the earth wears its yellow; Throughout the ages, there are eight wildernesses; Brother-in-law's admiration for Xiao Weizhi is like a surging river, the sea is dry and rotten, the sky is falling apart, and he will never change his heart! ”

As soon as the Tang people finished speaking, the audience was silent.

Tang Ren looked at the bewildered looks of several people, and said proudly in his heart: "Hmph! What kind of person am I? (To be continued.) )