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"Goddess, tell me who that man is, I'm going to kill him!"

"No one can snatch my goddess."

"Who the hell is that man?"

"Goddess, I love you so much, why are you looking for someone else?"

"Goddess, you are mine"

When Xu Meng'er was looking at the computer screen, her brain was completely short-circuited, what did she say?

Xu Meng'er's face turned red when she saw it. For a while, she didn't know how to explain it so that everyone wouldn't be misunderstood.

"Goddess, tell me quickly, who is that man?"

"Goddess, don't leave me!"

……

In the live broadcast of nearly one million people, the words on the screen scrolled rapidly, and it was difficult for people to read clearly.

"Don't guess, that's my senior." Xu Meng'er said seriously.

"I don't believe it."

"I don't believe it either."

"Call him out and let's see who he really is."

"The knife is ready, don't let me see this man."

"Sharpening ......"

Xu Meng'er rarely goes online, even if she is online, she is also for work, when has she ever seen such vicious words, she still thinks that netizens are really holding knives.

She was so startled, didn't she just help get a bottle of water, how could she cut people?

Xu Meng'er seemed to see Su Shan lying in a pool of blood, and was so frightened that she couldn't speak.

Bang, a bottle of pure water was sat on the desk by Su Shan.

"Is there time in half a month? Do me a favor if you have one. ”

Su Shan took a chair and sat beside her, not paying attention to the computer on the side.

"Huh?" Xu Meng'er hadn't come out of her fear yet, and she hadn't heard what Su Shan said.

"Do me a favor if you have time in half a month." Su Shan said it again.

In the final of the funny night, Su Shan is planning to make a big move, if Xu Meng'er agrees, then she is one of Su Shan's strongest weapons.

"Is it Su Shan?"

"Oh my God, it's him?"

"How could it be him?"

"How could he be with the goddess?"

"Su Shan is the predecessor of the goddess?"

If you think about it carefully, isn't it, isn't this guy Su Shan just a singer.

"Half a month? I should be able to find time. ”

"Great, I'm going to ask you to be my assistant guest in the final of Funny Night." Su Shan was very happy.

"Huh?" Xu Meng'er was stunned again, she had never acted in a funny show. Su Shan believes in her so much, what if she smashes up? Xu Meng'er was a little hesitant.

She really wanted to help Su Shan, but she was afraid that she would not help.

Su Shan said with an indifferent look: "Don't worry, I promise to make you laugh and make the audience laugh." ”

"That'...... All right! Xu Meng'er nodded seriously.

"Don't! You are a goddess, you can't be funny, it will damage the image of the goddess. ”

"Don't let the goddess become a comedian, Su Shan will return my goddess."

"I'm looking forward to what the goddess looks like when she's funny."

"With Su Shan here, the goddess must be very funny at that time, looking forward to your performance."

There was everything on the screen, but Su Shan didn't look at the computer at all. Putting on a look that I am very optimistic about you, I patted Xu Meng'er's fragrant shoulder again.

"Don't worry, brother will take you to pretend to fly with you, take you into the garbage heap, take you crazy, take you crazy, take you to crash into the wall."

Xu Meng'er wants to cry without tears, and joking depends on the occasion, this is being broadcast live.

Su Shan's words can make the netizens who watched the live broadcast happy, what this little knock said is too hard, and it is still a set.

In fact, Su Shan saw that Xu Meng'er was a little uncomfortable, so he said this to ease the atmosphere.

Unexpectedly, this atmosphere seemed to be even more embarrassing, and Su Shan couldn't figure out what was going on.

Since writing the song White Fox, the relationship between the two has almost returned to its former appearance, and when Xu Menger begged him to write a song for himself, the two chatted happily.

It's acceptable for Su Shan to make a few jokes from time to time, but what's wrong today?

"I ...... I'm going live! Xu Meng'er whispered.

Live broadcast? Su Shan followed Xu Meng'er's eyes and looked at the computer.

At this time, in Su Shan's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses floated by......

"Did they hear what we said?" Su Shan pointed to the computer and said to Xu Meng'er.

Xu Meng'er nodded.

Su Shan didn't give up, and said to the computer: "Did you all hear what I said to Xiao Mengmeng?" ”

"I hear you."

"I hear you."

"Not only did I hear it, but I also recorded it, and it was posted on the Internet in a while."

Su Shan really wanted to cry, and he also wanted to surprise everyone at that time, which is good, he went out for the live broadcast.

"Why didn't you tell me earlier!" Su Shan smiled bitterly.

"I haven't had time to say yet." Xu Meng'er said embarrassedly.

What's the matter?

Su Shan's arrival completely made this live broadcast popular.

It's not that Xu Meng'er's fame is not as big as Su Shan, and now everyone wants to pay attention to it the most, and what they want to see the most is Su Shan.

Just as Su Shan and Xu Meng'er were talking, there were many people in the live broadcast room, and the vast number of netizens were spreading the news outward.

"I feel like I'm not feeling good." Su Shan is bursting golden sentences.

A seemingly ordinary sentence made netizens who watched Su Shan laugh.

"Great God Su, sing a song! The goddess is tired, change her! ”

"Su Shan, you are very good at the same table as you sing, sing this song to me!"

"I want to listen to the sea!"

"You at the same table!"

"Ask Su Shan to sing, I am willing to listen to whatever I sing."

Su Shan's eyes quickly swept the words on the screen, and then said: "Sing a fart, I don't even have a person to brush a gift for me." ”

As soon as the words fell, the gifts on the screen began to float.

"Na, this is for me, you check it, and give me the money later."

"You know, I'm very poor now, and the thief came to my house to see that I was pitiful and threw me a few dollars, you can't take my money alone."

Xu Meng'er: "......"

Su Shan made people laugh again with exaggerated words.

The gifts on the screen are so fast that people can't see clearly, how can they be checked. The thief also threw money at him, as for saying so pitiful!

However, it seems that many people like to eat Sushan's set, and they can't stop at all.

"Since everyone supports me so much, then I'll sing the most popular song from 70 years ago."

"Damn, I want to listen to you at the same table."

"What about the sea?"

"Big brother, the gift is also swiped, and you fool us with the song from 70 years ago?"

"Why don't you sing at the same table?"

Su Shan ignored the words on the public comment and said, "You wait for me, I'll go get the accompaniment." ”

After talking for two or three minutes, Su Shan ran back in a hurry.

After transferring the accompaniment to the computer, Su Shan found the song he wanted to sing and double-clicked it.

The cheerful accompaniment instantly stunned everyone, this is a song from 70 years ago?

Looking at Su Shan, who was shaking his head, many people were speechless.

Ha babble oh oh

Hello, oh, go, you wow, oh, oh~

That's it, feel more cool, more cool! ～

This feel is twice cool, feel feel is cool! ～

Cool cool cool! ～

What song is this? Everyone was forced again, and as Su Shan sang a few words, many people followed suit.

The sky is so bright ~ the earth is so wide ~ Love is so rippling ~ the heart is so wave ~ The song is so melodious~ The song is so crazy~

It's fun to watch everything~ I'm just cool today~

"Damn, what song is this? Is Su Dashen newly written? Ask for the name of the song! ”

"Together!"

"It's good, ask for the name of the song!"

"I actually listened to it!"

"Is this a 70s song?"

"A song from the 70s would have such a hi? The Great God is deceiving us again. ”

……

The soul is so free ~ God is so loose ~ Love is so rippling ~ the heart is so wave ~ Turned into a ray of light ~ blinded all wounds ~

It's fun to watch everything~ I'm just cool today~

Ha babble oh oh ~ ha babble oh oh oh ~

Ha babble oh oh ~ ha babble oh oh oh ~

Ha babble oh oh ~ ha babble oh oh oh ~

Ha woo oh oh ~ go you ~ wow oh oh oh ~

That's it~Bei'er's cool~Bei'er's cool~

This feel~beiercool~feel~feelbeiercool!

This feel~beiercool~feel~feelbeiercool~

Five words floated in the sky~ That's not a thing~

It's a matter of annoyance for a while~ It's over in a while~

Five words floated in the sky~ That's not a thing~

It's a matter of annoyance for a while~ It's over in a while~

Su Shan's singing is called an input, and it looks very bad, but it makes people can't bear to disturb it.

This Divine Comedy "Bei Shuang'er" has its own brainwashing function, or this is the biggest feature of the Divine Comedy, which makes people want to listen to it, fascinated by it, and can't listen to it at all.

Ps. chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush a handful!