Chapter 258: Brother Cockroach
"Are you interested in being a regular guest at the birth of the family?"
Before leaving, the PD of "The Birth of a Family" stopped himself and threw himself a sweet big cake straight to the point, which was still a big cake that was difficult to refuse. Standing outside the door of the dormitory, he sighed helplessly, he should be glad that PD didn't let himself make a decision on the spot, and agreed to his request, but whether they can get this opportunity depends on their performance.
"I'm back!" He opened the door and threw off his shoes casually, and shouted at the dormitory, which was a little too quiet.
"I'm back, here, my reward for you." The butt had just touched the cold brick surface, and there was already an extra cup of steaming milk on the coffee table. Reach out and touch the cup, the temperature is not very hot, take a sip, not ice or hot, the temperature is just right in this kind of ghost weather, I want to put it in the refrigerator for a while.
"How do you know I'm coming back?" Before the red beast came out of the sky, Kim Taeyeon leisurely swiped her arm on her lips and wiped it on her clothes.
"I knew that you would be idle when you came back today, so I called Uncle Su Yong and asked how long it would take to come back." Kwon Yoo-ri sat down across from Kim Taeyeon, "How's the temperature?" I also put it in the fridge to let it cool for a while. ”
"Well, the temperature is just right." I drank more than half of it in one go, and sighed comfortably, "It turned out that it was your call, I thought it was who." When he was about to arrive at the dormitory, Kim so Yong answered the phone, and Kim Tae-yeon was still thinking about the opportunity given by PD to become a regular guest, so he didn't pay much attention to it.
"By the way, what about Sunny and Hyo-yeon, aren't they?" Looking at the dorm room that is still quiet, I wonder if a few guys who haven't settled down are in the dormitory.
"It's all in their own rooms, Yun'er got off work early today and rested in the room, do you want me to call them out?" Kwon Yoo-ri yells at Nunu in her and Lee Soon-gyu's room.
"Just call Sunny and Hyo-yeon out, I have something to discuss with the three of you." With a somewhat serious expression, Kwon Yoo-ri got up and walked towards the room without saying a word, and after a while, she heard her singing voice in the room.
In a short time, Kim Taeyeon's opposite changed from one person to three. drank the only milk left in the cup, wiped his lips stained with milk, cleared his throat and said: "Before I came back, the PD who was born in the family told me that there was an opportunity to be a regular guest, but I was going to Japan with Xiuying soon, at least for a month, so Xiuying didn't think about it." There are only a few of you left in South Korea, and Yuna's daily drama is not over yet, and Xiaoxian is not suitable to be a regular guest of a variety show now, so I introduced you to PD, I don't know if you want to go. If you go, there will be only one person, and you will not necessarily get it. ”
After saying everything in one breath, he just raised the cup to his mouth to moisten his mouth, only to find that there was no longer anything in it. Regretfully put it down and waited for the answer of the three.
After a half-ring silence, I heard Li Shungui speak first: "Don't think about me, I have already taken over the time of leading "Relatives and Friends" for you for a month, and I can't bear to be a regular guest of an outdoor variety show." Waving her hand in disgust, Lee Soon-gyu was once again addicted to the game, as if it had nothing to do with her.
"Then I...... Uh-huh—"
"Just let Hyo-yeon try it!" Jin Xiaoyuan's hand was raised, and Kwon Yoo-ri on the side covered her mouth, "I still have to practice songs, and I also have to promote "Speeding Scandal", I don't have much energy to be a regular guest, if only the last episode of the show arrives, it's okay." After speaking, he let go of the hand covering Jin Xiaoyuan's mouth and winked playfully.
"Yikes! I'm Ernie !! "Kim Hyo-yeon, who was let go, yelled at Kwon Yoo-ri 'angrily', probably to vent his resentment about being interjected, or it was possible that he didn't know how to express his gratitude for not giving himself a chance to push, so he had to express it in this way like a quarrel.
"You're just a few months ahead of me." Picking out her ringing ears, Kwon Yoo-ri pushed away the face where the spit was about to spray on her face.
"Okay, let's let Uncle Su Yong take Hyo-yeon to the interview tomorrow, let's disperse." Ignoring the resistance of the parties, Kim Taeyeon decided to break up the meeting!
Lee Soon-gyu, who turned a deaf ear to Kim Hyo-yeon's yelling, left first, and Kwon Yoo-ri kindly grabbed one of her legs and dragged her to the [violent] room, "Alasuo, Alasuo, don't shout, if you're embarrassed, then give us the opportunity to invite you as a regular guest after you become famous." While saying it, he dragged the struggling Jin Shi-year-old, which was just a perfunctory comfort at this time, and no one expected it to become true later.
After solving the business, Kim Taeyeon suddenly felt a burst of relief, and just got up and wanted to go back to the room to see what the two foodies were doing inside, but suddenly there was a scream full of excitement and excitement in the room......
"Taeyeoni! There are cockroaches in the room, come and see!! ”
"What?" Cockroach? The appearance of a small strong instantly appeared in his mind. Without thinking about it, he hurriedly raised his left foot, picked up the 'Extinguishing Strong' artifact - the slippers rushed to the room, "Close the door!" Extinguish it!!! ”
'Bang! One of the doors that made the walls tremble and came out of the room in fright, wanting to get some water to drink, looked at the door of the big room suspiciously, listened to the crackling sound behind the door, and shook her head helplessly and walked into the kitchen, she was desperate for these sisters, and there was no hope of saving......
Just through a door, the door was deserted only by the faint sound of a little hot wind blowing in through the window, but inside the door and outside the door, three figures were scurrying around the room, shouting "Shoot it to death!" "In mid-air, clothes flew everywhere. A small brown strong man died at the end of the world under the pursuit of one big and two small, and he could always disappear from people's sight without paying attention.
"Xiuyingoni, over there, over there!"
"Ahh Run over there, Taeyeon Oni chase after you!! ”
"Ah, Lin Yun'er! What else to do with your phone! Don't hurry up and help! I'm going to kill you, so you can shoot enough!! Cui Xiuying, who was busy chasing and killing Xiaoqiang's classmate, casually threw the shoes in her hand to Lin Yun'er, who was standing on the bed with a mobile phone 'click' and pointed at her.
A flexible sideways, the pitch-black soles of the shoes flew past the side, "That's different, it's interesting to shoot alive, how boring it is to die, motionless." There was a twinkle in his eyes, and the scientist was excited to see the white mouse, and the smile on the corner of his lips seemed to be paying some bad attention.
"Yun'er do it! Catch it alive and let you shoot enough, and take it and steam it alive Ernie doesn't care about you! "'Whew~!' Suddenly, taking off his shoes made a sound of breaking the air in mid-air, and the two 'pops' made a crisp and pleasant sound with the wall and the ground.
"Come right away!!"
There was a crackling sound, and I don't know if it was because the sound insulation in the girls' dorm was good or the others had learned to selectively ignore it, but no one gave a long howl to the excessive movement in this room.
The second hand walked around and around, the sound gradually subsided, and the three people in the messy room were lying on the ground on all fours, and there was a small qiang lying on his stomach in the middle of the three, motionless and a little flat, looking like he was dying of anger.
"Elsie~! It's so hard, it took so long to chase it to kill it, and it almost didn't tire me out. After a few breaths, Cui Xiuying turned over with all her might.
"Taeyeon Oni lied and said that he would let me play alive, but he was shot to death...... "turned over, venting his dissatisfaction, squinting at Xiaoqiang, who was no longer obese before, and resentment was full again.
"If you don't shoot it to death, you'll just let it slip away, and next time there's another fun Ernie for you, I'll catch it alive." While panting roughly, he symbolically comforted the dissatisfied Lin Xiaolu. "By the way, who are you going to scare again?" Kim Tae-yeon didn't believe that they had a black belly and just wanted to be a living specimen.
"Kwon, Park, Two, Dinosaur!" One word at a time, it can be seen how much Lin Yuna has a grudge against Kwon Yoo-ri and Park Ji-yeon, "Yoolioni actually gave all the snacks I hid behind the cabinet to Ji-yeon who came to play while I was away!" And Ji-yeon's little bastard ate it all unkindly! That's not how the tooth festival is played!! ”
'Papa......' A series of sounds from the sole plate and the floor made Kim Taeyeon and Choi so-young swallow their saliva, and then looked at the little strong brother who was about to be lined up into specimens, and silently prayed for it in their hearts. It's really glorious to live and die magnificently, sad and lamentable~!
"Ahem, let's discuss what to do with this corpse first." Coughing lightly, Kim Taeyeon stopped Lin Yuna's hand to continue, and then slapped the floor of their room to have a tattoo, or a little strong tattoo that few girls liked.
"Let's just find a place." Cui Xiuying said casually, and shook her hand casually.
"Or bury it in the sky, find a place to hang it and let it dry on its own." It's still air-dried, and you've been patted dry, okay...... For a while, neither of them could find much to say about their little sister.
"If you don't want to be cremated, go to the balcony and light a fire to solve it directly." After thinking about it, Kim Taeyeon still chose to follow the cremation of the public, which is much better than the violent corpse on the street.
"Just cremation, I'll get a lighter!" Lin Xiaolu ran out of the room in a hurry, as if he liked this kind of thing very much......
In the evening, the sun that had burned the earth for a day fell to the foot of the mountain with a tired body, the golden afterglow gently poured over the earth, and a cool breeze blowing from the sea brought people a little coolness. There were three girls squatting on the wind-blown balcony, a tall and thin girl carrying a Xiaoqiang beard, and the other hand lit a lighter, and the flames 'poofed' out several centimeters high, burning under Xiaoqiang.
"May God bless you, Amen!"
"I wish you to be a person in your next life, Amitabha!"
Look at the left, look at the right, Lin Yun'er suddenly felt that she had to find some greetings for Brother Xiaoqiang? His eyes rolled a few times, a dark smile opened at the corner of his mouth, and he closed his eyes reverently......
"May you go all the way, Hallelujah~!"
Nani?!
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PS1: The great deeds of burning Brother Xiaoqiang are what I saw from the post bar, whether it's true or not, I'll use it for entertainment
PS2: Pious religious people, please be merciful, the last is just my entertainment, please don't take it seriously
PS3: Maybe you think the above part is too idealistic, but this is the idealization in my head, reality is reality, although the novel can't be too detached from reality, but ...... I'm out of ......
PS4: I'm his sister's CH, I know how to cut all day long, I don't know what I do, I don't know what I do, a BUG has existed from the beginning to the present, I didn't say BUG at the beginning, and now I'm telling me what a BUG is, you pig brains only know how to make money,!