"Xiao Heng! You bastard! Do you know the consequences of teasing this seat! I will make the entire Immortal Cultivation Realm doomed! Doom! The black cat howled.

This guy is quite heavy, I weighed it and weighed ten pounds, but I didn't expect Luo Hongling to become so fat as a cat.

I threw him on the couch and went to pick up my brother's cat.

The junior brother turned into a tabby cat with a big round face.

"Senior brother, I also have my dignity, can you not fiddle with me?" The junior brother said coldly.

"I can't." I flatly refuse.

The junior cat also weighs a full ten pounds.

"Okay, let's stay at home for a day today to eat, drink, and watch TV." I opened the curtains and it was raining outside, so it was a great day to stay at home.

"Can't you do something meaningful?" Luo Hongling said, "However, since you want to stay at home, it is better to put on the dry robe, at least it is pleasing to the eye, and this seat will be more comfortable when you see it......"

"I'm going to investigate the neighborhood." The younger brother said.

He cocked his tail and swooped out of the balcony door and vanished.

"Don't run!" I pressed Luo Hongling.

"Take your hands away!" Luo Hongling screamed again.

I took him to the bedroom and locked the door. Now Luo Hongling is trapped in the bedroom.

"Xiao Heng, what are you going to do?!" Luo Hongling looked at me with vigilant eyes on the bed.

"Do what we're supposed to do." I mean it.

"What?"

"Arch your belly!" I said and buried my head in its belly.

The best hairy belly that is hot and fluffy and fluffy!!

It's a great feeling to put it on top of your head!

"Xiao Heng, you pervert! Perverted!! Luo Hongling shouted. A second before he was about to scratch me, I pulled away, and he kept his belly facing me, his paws spread and his teeth bared.

"How about letting me touch your belly?" I consulted with the Cat Lord.

"Touching Lao Tzu's belly? Wait for Lao Tzu to change back to make you look good! The black cat roared, but he changed his words, "Still, if you let me touch your belly, I can promise you." ”

"My belly can make you sleep on your stomach." I say.

"Deal!" The black cat narrowed its eyes, and then lay flat on the bed as if it were dead.

"Oh~~~ so soft~~~~~" I hurriedly put my hands up and down.

"Xiao Heng, your voice is so lewd! Hmph, if the immortal cultivation world knows that you are so**, I don't know what to think of you! The black cat chattered incessantly.

"Your balls are black and fluffy, too." I say.

"Xiao Heng!! Where are you touching?! "The black cat suddenly spewed out a nosebleed.

What did this guy make up in his brain?

I stuffed a cotton swab into the black cat's nose and slowly stopped his nosebleed.

Fortunately, he is a black cat, otherwise his face must be wonderful.

"In the future, if an outsider comes, I will call you briquettes, what do you think?" I say.

"Xiao Heng, let's see, sooner or later, this account book will be counted back." The black cat with a cotton swab in its nose snorted.

So when the time came to noon, I used Luo Hongling's WeChat to order takeout, and Luo Hongling's WeChat still had tens of thousands of dollars, enough for us to live for a period of time.

After eating and drinking, it's time to watch all kinds of dramas and TV series.

Luo Hongling occupied the laptop and typed with his paws, not knowing what the hell he was doing.

Whether it's my junior brother Qiu Zhaoxi or the Demon Zun briquette, even if they become cats, they are preoccupied and busy.

As for me, I don't know exactly what I'm going to do.

I didn't really have any reason to come to the mortal world, I just wanted to change the environment on a whim, that's all.

Just when I was sitting in bed watching an American drama, Luo Hongling jumped on the bed and said, "Xiao Heng, our situation is very bad. Now that you and I have lost our mana, and you and I have been exposed on the news, trouble will come to the door immediately. We can't sit still, we have to take the initiative. ”

"How to attack? We are not terrorists and we do not have heavy firepower. I said.

"Just try to get in touch with the Immortal Cultivation Realm. I know that Luo Canglan has a treasure that can perfectly avoid a qiē spell and still work, and that magic weapon can penetrate the realm barrier and send the news to the Nine Heavens, as long as I get in touch with my subordinates, I can ......" Luo Briquettes said one by one.

"So what? Now Luo Canglan is the president, there are countless bodyguards around him, and there are many protective facilities at home, we are just ordinary people. I said by picking my nose.

"Xiao Heng, can you not pick your nose, it's hard to see?" Luo Briquette's words changed.

"How can anyone never pick their nose? Isn't it going to suffocate to death? I said.

"Don't dig in front of me!" Luo Hongling slapped me in the face with one paw.

Burst!

He suddenly let out a loud cat fart.

At noon, because of the request of the junior brother, we ordered the radish braised pork, because the radish in that house was delicious, and Luo Hongling ate a lot.

So sure enough, I started farting.

The atmosphere suddenly petrified.

"I'm going to go to the bathroom." Luo Hong walked away solemnly.

How did Luo Hongling go to the toilet? Do you use cat litter?

Curious, I quietly followed to the bathroom, and through the crack in the door of the bathroom, I saw Luo Hongling sitting on the edge of the toilet, with a solemn poop, as if he was performing some extremely sacred ritual.

"Xiao Heng, do you like to peep at this seat and shit so much?" He turned his head suddenly, and his eyes lit up.

"I'm just reminding you that your tail got on the toilet water." I say.

"Bastard !!" He yelled in frustration.

So I took another shower for him.

I asked him if he would like me to wipe his ass every time he pooped in the future, and he screamed again, making it impossible to guess what it meant.

"It's good to at night, you have to during the day." The junior brother Hua Mao said faintly by the door.

When I went to look, the cat was gone.

is worthy of being a junior brother.

Seeing that the afternoon was coming to an end, and it was almost six o'clock, I hurriedly ran into the bedroom and locked the door.

Less than a minute after I locked the door, Luo Hongling slammed the door vigorously outside: "Xiao Heng!" You get out of here and settle the score!! ”

It seems that he has become human.

This is how the stalemate between me and Luo Hongling began.

From six o'clock onwards, he would come to slam the door and abuse from time to time, so I simply blocked my ears and continued to play with my phone.