Chapter 1: I'm not an exhibitionist
On the outskirts of Jiangcheng, in the ditch of an abandoned road, only a frame was left of a car burned, green smoke was filled, and on the ground beside the road, a young man lying naked.
"Qin Yu, Qin Yu, wake up, don't scare me......"
Qin Yu rubbed his eyes, and saw that the person screaming in front of him turned out to be a beautiful woman who had nothing to say. She was wearing a black sports vest, with a high chest and a dazzling white ravine, which was particularly eye-catching. The lower body is a pair of denim shorts, which tightly wrap the hips and have sultry curves.
I'm rubbing, who's this girl, why do you wear it like this and go out? It's just immoral. However, it's quite charming, these long legs are so white.
Qin Yu was still looking at it, and the girl finally found that he had woken up, and said in surprise: "Qin Yu, are you okay?" β
"Huh? Do you know me? Qin Yu sat up curiously, looked left and right, and asked, "What kind of place is this?" Who are you? β
"Holy!" The girl slapped him on the back of the head and scolded, "You fell stupid on the head? Don't even know me anymore? I'm gentle, Zhen gentle, your most iron buddy, have you forgotten? β
Qin Yu scratched his head blankly, a little unclear, it was obviously a woman in front of him, if you were my wife, maybe I could still believe it, how could it be my iron buddy?
"Rub, I think you just owe a beating." Zhen gently raised his hand and slapped him again, but this time, before the palm touched Qin Yu, he grabbed it. The speed was fast, and even Zhen Wenrou didn't see how he made a move.
"I don't hit women, if you do it again, don't say I will fight back?"
Qin Yu was very upset, threw Zhen Wenwen's hand away, turned over and stood up. At this moment, he felt that something was not quite right, why was his body cold? When he looked down, he was immediately dumbfounded, his body was naked, and there was not even a single cloth.
I rub, what's going on? Where's my clothes?
"Hey, did you strip me naked because I was so handsome? Say, what the hell have you done to me? I'm still a virgin. β
Qin Yu covered his crotch with both hands, very annoyed. The pure body that he had kept for nineteen years was just gone, but he didn't feel anything, it was a great loss. Fortunately, Zhen Wenrou looked good, which made Qin Yu's heart feel better, so he waved his hand generously and said, "Forget it, since you have seen my body, then I will be wronged and marry you as a wife." β
"What?" Zhen Wen was furious, and said angrily: "Qin Yu, if you make such a joke with me again, am I really angry?" β
"Who was kidding you? If you dare not be my wife, I will strip you naked and fork you eighty times. Qin Yu said viciously.
"You ......" Zhen was so angry that she couldn't speak, if it weren't for the face in front of her, from elementary school to high school, after watching it for more than ten years, she would have doubted whether she recognized the wrong person.
"Hehe, wife, let's get acquainted again." Since she is his wife, Qin Yu is not so evasive, stretched out his hand, and said with a smile: "My name is Qin Yu, Qin of Emperor Qin and Han Wu, Yu of the universe, we will be a family in the future." β
"Get out! You don't play, it's your fate if you don't die this time, hurry up and get in the car. Zhen Wenrou slapped Qin Yu's hand away angrily, and his face was a little red, this guy is quite material, that one...... It's the same as a behemoth.
"Cars? What is a car? Qin Yu's face was full of confusion.
Zhen Wenrou couldn't help but beat him, walked to his Humvee in a huff, pulled the car door and sat in. Qin Yu was afraid that she would throw herself down, so he hurriedly chased after her, but the car door couldn't be opened.
Qin Yu was a little annoyed, obviously Zhen Wenrou pulled the car door open all of a sudden, why couldn't he be? Could it be that her cultivation is more profound than her own? He couldn't get angry, and slammed his fist on the car window, boom! The window glass shattered, and Qin Yu just climbed in.
Zhen Wenrou was dumbfounded, jumped out of the car in disbelief, looked at the broken window, and then looked at the glass shards on the ground, and suddenly realized a problem. Qin Yu...... It can't be that I broke my head and lost my memory, so I don't remember anything, right? If that's the case, you're in big trouble. But when did he become so powerful?
Grunt! Zhen gently swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and asked cautiously, "Qin Yu, what is your father's name?" β
"I don't know."
"Who is your fiancΓ©e?"
"FiancΓ©e?" Qin Yu's eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "I still have a fiancΓ©e?" Is she as beautiful as you? β
Zhen Wenrou's heart sank to the bottom in an instant, but she still continued to test without giving up, and asked, "You and Xia Youliang raced before, do you always remember?" β
Qin Yu shook his head blankly again.
It's over, I've really lost my memory, what should I do now? Anyway, Qin Yu is also his iron buddy. And this time, he was racing with Xia Youliang for himself. Now, if something like this happens, it's all your own responsibility. As for Qin Yu losing the game and losing to Xia Youliang, she didn't care too much.
"Wife, where are we going?" Qin Yu didn't seem to care and asked.
"I'm not your wife." Zhen Wenrou couldn't help but roar angrily, but when she thought of his misery now, she was discouraged again, and said with a wry smile: "Go home!" β
With the current situation, it is impossible to send Qin Yu back to the Qin family, and Zhen Wenrou took him to his rented house. Almost twenty minutes later, Qin Yu wrapped a women's coat around his waist and followed Zhen Wenrou to the room on the sixth floor. The small apartment with two bedrooms and one living room is not very big, but it is quite neat.
"Wife, this is our home?" Qin Yu looked around like a curious baby, looking around, everything felt very fresh.
"Don't call me my wife anymore......" Zhen Wenrou was about to go out, holding back her anger and explaining: "Before, you always called me gentle, I'm used to it, you still call me gentle." β
Qin Yu nodded again and again: "Gentle, I ......"
"What do you want to say?"
"I'm hungry." Qin Yu lowered his head a little shyly, but immediately saw that his body was dirty, as if he had just crawled out of the chimney, and frowned: "Gentle, I'd better take a bath first, so I can't sleep with you?" β
Bastard, who's going to sleep with you?
Zhen Wenrou glanced at him fiercely, pushed open the bathroom door, and said coldly: "Go in and wash it, I'll make you a bowl of noodles." β
"Gentle, won't you wash with me?"
"Get out!"
Zhen Wen was annoyed for a while, pushed Qin Yu in, and hurriedly closed the door.
This bastard, his brain was broken, why didn't he become a eunuch? It's like a head animal.
Zhen Wenrou turned around and was just about to leave, when the door of the bathroom suddenly opened again, Qin Yu stood in the door and said distressedly: "Gentle, you let me take a bath, but where is the water?" β
Exhibitionism!
Zhen Wenrou's face turned red again, and he hurriedly grabbed a bath towel and wrapped it around him, then went into the bathroom, told him how to mix hot and cold water, and told him which was the shower gel and which was the shampoo, and gave him a bath towel, and explained it for two minutes before running out with a red face.
This bastard, who doesn't even know how to be ashamed, wonders if he did it on purpose. But how could he be that big? It's heart-pounding to think about.
The instant noodles were soaked quickly, and Zhen Wenrou was impatient and shouted at the door of the bathroom: "Hey, haven't you washed it yet?" If it doesn't come out again, the instant noodles will be soft. β
As soon as the words fell, the bathroom door came, and Qin Yu stood at the door with wet hair, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and deep eyes, which made Zhen Wenrou's heart beat faster, and he was a little stupid. This...... Is this really Qin Yu? Why didn't I find out before, he was still a little handsome, especially this bad smile, which was too lethal.
"Gentle, let's go to the cave room, right?" Qin Yu didn't know when he stood in front of Zhen Wenrou, his hand caressed her face, and slowly slid down, just wanting to get into her pouch.
Zhen gently shuddered, hurriedly slapped his hand away, and said angrily: "Fuck off, you give me honesty, if you dare to be rude to me, I will kick you to death." β
"Alas, people who have died once, life and death are floating clouds to me." Qin Yu seemed to have thought of something, his expression was gloomy, he walked to the sofa and sat down, grabbed a bowl of instant noodles and ate it in a big gulp.
Rub, still pretend to be deep with Lao Tzu.
Zhen gently glanced at him, walked over and grabbed another bowl of instant noodles, sat down on the side, took a big bite, and asked vaguely, "Hey, you really can't remember anything?" β
"I don't remember...... By the way, what the hell is going on? Tell me about it. β
"Uh......"
Zhen Wenrou hesitated for a moment and said, "Xia Youliang bet with me that if I lose, I have to draw a line with you and stay away from you." And you, my best buddy, have better racing skills than me, so you volunteered to help me race the car. As a result, your car went into trouble and went over the ditch, losing me too. β
"What? Lost you? Qin Yu was very annoyed and scolded: "Where is Xia Youliang, I'll go and kill him." β
"Forget it, who are you his opponent? If you don't die this time, it's your fate. β
As soon as she thought of Qin Yu's amnesia, Zhen Wenrou had a headache, Xia Youliang couldn't get used to seeing Qin Yu getting close to him, but now he lives with him, isn't this adding fuel to the fire? Alas, hopefully he will wake up from sleep and his memory will be restored.
"You sleep in the room on the north side, I'll go sleep first." Zhen Wenrou also lost her appetite, threw down the instant noodles that she had eaten twice, and turned around to go back to the room.
Qin Yu devoured the instant noodles, wiped his mouth, and said fiercely: "Xia Youliang, I remember you......"