Chapter 16 [Debut Drama] matche16
In the spacious dining room, in front of an atmospheric dining table, three people are seated according to the guests. In order to portray the god-level star man of Shang Ye Xiu from multiple directions, the system does not mind researching the origin of each floor tile, let alone the giant oil painting "The Last Dinner" hanging on the wall. It is said that Mocarini copied the last supper in the Basilica of Santa Maria in Italy when he was nine years old, and the biggest highlight of this copy is to reproduce the beauty of the theology of the ancient sages with modern abstract painting techniques, the little prodigy successfully copied Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece with Van Gogh's colors and brushstrokes, not a stereotypical imitation but the expression of each character is painted vividly, reinterpreting the people of Jesus, Judas and the understanding of the Twelve. The painting was once displayed at an official auction for prodigy Mocarini in New York, USA, and the starting price even surpassed an original 18-inch square work by the Fauvist master CΓ©zanne, and finally sold for eight figures in the hands of the Chinese giant Xu Jianshen, and was later gifted to several collectors until it fell into the hands of entertainment giant Shang Chunze. Shang Chunze is Shang Yexiu's father, and he is only a big supporting role in the play.
Neat and lovely maids lined up on either side of the dining table. When the hostess was not at home, Encore took the place of the hostess to help the two men each serve a bowl of dessert and blood soup.
An Ke suddenly remembered the previous topic: "By the way, Xiao Xiuxiu, is your wife going on vacation alone?" β
"Thank you reads;." Shang Yexiu took the soup bowl and told a big lie: "I went with my girlfriend." β
"Oh, I'll just say it." An Ke served another bowl to Wu Xicun, and said with a smile: "Mr. Wu, please drink soup before eating." β
"Oh, good." Wu Xicun, who was stunned from the moment he sat down, may still be worried that this is a prank, and Encore didn't take his words too seriously, he took the strange bowl of soup with both hands, watched it for a long time, and refused to move the spoon.
Since the male protagonist doesn't move chopsticks, Shang Yexiu, who was named a tough man by the system, can't show his enthusiasm for dessert soup.
An Ke scooped up the brown sugar juice with a white porcelain spoon and put it to his mouth and took a sip: "Well, the black fungus tastes very good, what are you still doing in a daze, taste it, I won't show my cooking skills lightly." β
Shang Yexiu and Wu Xicun looked at each other, smiled politely at each other, and then started eating. Dressed in a bowl of noodles, Nano Shu could no longer resist the temptation to launch a disastrous air raid on the black fungus in the soup pot.
Wu Xicun just stared at his bowl, the whole fungus was already very large and doubled in size after swelling, it was really super embarrassing to eat, so he scooped some soup with a spoon, tasted a small bite, and then nodded and said, "Well, it's good." β
"Hmph, hypocrisy." Encore said: "Watching other people's little shows, putting the whole fungus in your mouth and chewing it, it doesn't look so embarrassing." β
Wu Xicun had no choice but to bite the bullet and eat a black fungus, but Wu Xicun's expression when he ate the black fungus was really super cute, and some maids actually secretly recorded him with their mobile phones next to them, in order to enlarge the cuteness, they also used the Meitu App to add two ears to his head and sent them to the group to show, and in a blink of an eye, "Mr. Wu of Zhongyi Group was forced to eat black fungus by his fiancΓ©e" became popular on the Internet.
Fortunately, the maids were not interested in Shang Yexiu, otherwise once his eating appearance was recorded and posted on the Internet, the image of the god-level star man would be completely ruined. Of course, Encore won't understand, Shang Yexiu hasn't eaten anything other than instant noodles for a long time, which is like Wu Xicun, who has eaten enough of phoenix fin and shark fin every day, and this dish is a dessert, desserts are generally served after the main meal, and people who are used to eating big meals outside will not be used to eating desserts first.
Encore said, "Come, let's try the next dish 'stir-fried black fungus'!" β
Wu Xicun said warmly: "My dear, I didn't know that you still had good cooking skills after being together for so long. β
"Of course I don't cook for a man lightly." Encore knew that the meaning of his words was nothing more than to pave the way for future marriage proposals, so Encore deliberately twisted and said: "If a woman is willing to cook for a man, it can show that she really loves him." β
Wu Xicun symbolically picked up a small piece of fungus and put it on the plate, and said with a smile: "The reverse is also true, if a man is willing to cook for a woman, it is because he really loves her." Isn't that right, Noshu? β
"Uh-huh, yes, yes." Shang Yexiu ate so much that he didn't know what they were talking about. Encore mistakenly thought that his craft was really catching up with the master chef.
Wu Xicun said to An Ke with a determined tone: "After getting married, I am willing to cook for you every day." β
An Ke pretended not to hear, turned his head and asked Shang Yexiu: "Xiao Xiuxiu, how is my craftsmanship?" β
Naono Shu stopped munching and swallowing Sai's bulging cheeks, gave her a thumbs up, and his eyes bent into happy crescents.
Encore also laughed: "Then eat more." β
Nano Shu nodded and continued to eat.
Wu Xicun, who was jealous, picked up a piece of fried black fungus and tasted it, it was really unpalatable, and it was difficult to swallow any dish if he was used to eating dishes made by real special chefs.
"How about it, Mr. Wu, can you still eat?" Encore joked again.
"Delicious!" After speaking, Wu Xicun poured a bowl of rice, poured the vegetables into the bowl and ate it in a big gulp, and the image of Gao Leng's president was gone. The maids hugged each other sadly, how could they abuse our family's small savings like this~~
It is no exaggeration to say that once the video of Shang Yexiu and Wu Xicun competing to eat black fungus is posted on the Internet, it will cause a new popular trend in the entertainment, fashion, art and even food industry and other related fields.
In the end, the two men snatched up all the black fungus. Wu Xicun wiped his mouth with a napkin and looked at Shang Yexiu unconvinced. Shang Yexiu's eyes were like torches, and the subtext: Grass and mud horses, it's hard to eat a meal, and you still grab it from me!
An Ke picked up the xo brought by Wu Xicun and shook it in front of them: "Don't just eat, there is still wine here!" β
The maid poured wine for the three of them, and the three crisp wine glasses made a pleasant collision sound on the table.
Wu Xicun said: "It's really a pity that I didn't see Yexiu's lover today, and I hope to have the opportunity to see her in the future." β
"I also hope that there will be such gatherings from time to time. "That's true.
Encore said: "By the way, Xicun, aren't you two small, why haven't you even seen Xiao Xiuxiu's lover yet?" β
Wu Xicun smiled heartily, and she finally asked the point. This is the purpose of Wu Xicun's sudden talk about this topic, because he knows that Shang Yexiu did not have any relatives and friends as witnesses when he got married, and his wife has never appeared in media interviews. Wu Xicun has sent someone to investigate before, Shang Yexiu pretended to quit the showbiz, saying that he was going home to live with his wife, but in fact, his private life was chaotic Cheng DΓΉ was comparable to Johnny Depp, but he was looking for women from good families outside the circle, and they were all married women, with their beautiful appearances, they were quick to solve the problem, which perfectly concealed their debauched nature.
Shang Yexiu, who was a thief, hurriedly sloppy: "Xicun, haven't you met, it must be that you are too busy with work and have forgotten about her with too many people, she looks very ordinary." β
"Impossible, right?" Encore said: "You are so handsome, why does your wife look so ordinary?" It's too modest, it's hypocrisy to be modest. β
"It's really ordinary, I don't lie to you, otherwise Xicun won't remember her." Shang Yexiu is naturally not an idiot, and he used the rhetoric he had prepared to deal with the media after his comeback here, he said: "My wife was my high school classmate, and I was very ordinary in high school, and we were actually quite compatible, but then I went into the entertainment industry and carried out various shapes and plastic surgeries in terms of body and appearance, and I became what I am now, but my wife has not changed, and she is still the same to me, I have no reason not to marry her." β
Encore was in awe of him.
Listen, listen, scumbag, you heard it all, right? Don't you feel sad when you blindly pursue the outside? How filthy your set of standards for pretty, young, and fresh pickled girls looks in the light of this man, and how empty your gorgeous confessions seem at this moment! You deliberately wanted to expose the private life of Nano Shu to show me, but you didn't expect to become a negative teaching material, right? You're a god-level scumbag yourself, okay, don't be modest.
At this moment, Wu Xicun, who had already seen Encore's many psychological activities, just smiled indifferently.
You are still laughing, you are also a high school classmate lover, look at how good people are to their wives, look at you who made Tong Rui, in front of such a good man, don't you feel ashamed at all?
Wu Xicun said to Shang Yexiu: "Rui Rui and I are also high school classmates, and we are about to get married, so you must bring your lover to our wedding when the time comes;." β
Without waiting for Shang Yexiu to react, An Ke's face pulled down first: "Hey, hey, haven't we broken up already." β
Wu Xicun smiled and said, "But I haven't agreed yet." β
Encore said, "Are you sick?" β
Wu Xicun said: "You have medicine, right?" β
Encore said, "How much do you eat?" β
Wu Xicun said: "How many do you have? β
Encore said, "I have as much as you eat." β
Wu Xicun said: "Hehe, I eat as much as you have, good wife." β
Encore said, "Get out! β
Uh-uh-uh...... This line, this line, this line...... What a pair...... As a big supporting role, Shang Yexiu feels that his brain hole is still not big enough.
"Huh." The corners of Wu Xicun's eyes curved slightly into a few small and beautiful smile lines, but the corners of his mouth drooped downward, and he warned in a tone that could not be disobeyed: "Honey, don't make any more trouble, it's not just the two of us here." β
"Okay." Encore raised his glass: "After drinking the wine in the glass, I will be out of company first." β
Wu Xicun didn't raise his glass, but said in a paternalistic commanding tone: "My dear, Shang Tianwang is a distinguished guest invited by our company for a long time, and today is Shang Tianwang sitting in the east to entertain guests, are you embarrassed to let this meal end so unhappily?" β
Encore said, "You have to bring up unpleasant things." β
At this time, the corners of the eyes and mouth of the president, who blindly doted on his fiancΓ©e, no longer had warmth.
An Ke thought, who is the scumbag scaring about, and the uncle is not Tong Rui.
Shang Yexiu hurriedly said: "Haha, since we are all full, we might as well go and play cards!" β
"Okay, play cards." Wu Xicun was the first to raise his hand in approval, got up and walked out. The maids, who were scrambling to guide him, left their master and Encore in the dining room, and followed the president in minutes.
Encore said: "Does he think he is the pride of the sky? Whom does he want to marry? β
Shang Ye Xiu said: "I heard that you have been together for many years, what is wrong?" β
"You've seen it all, do you still need me to say it?" Encore stepped on the chair with one foot, and sat in an extremely indecent position.
Not to mention the smart and witty Shang Ye Xiu, anyone can see that this is just an awkward quarrel between the two, Shang Ye Xiu said: "Haha, it will be awkward if you are in love for a long time, hurry up and get married, just get married." β
Suddenly, an inspiration flashed in Encore's mind, yes! I have the final say on whether I get married or not, why should I be angry with him?
She immediately put down her feet on the chair, restored the Yuya sitting posture that should be after the shadow, and then, her tone and expression were more than that of the maid, as if she had suddenly changed the channel: "Xiao Xiuxiu, let's go play cards with Xicun, okay?" β
Uh-uh...... The plot of this snake essence disease~~~ Shang Ye Xiu is about to be tortured by this capricious plot and reads;γ
Shang Yexiu was grabbed by Enke's arm and pulled into the living room. The palatial living room is also one of the important props for the creation of a god-level star man, and the use of essential elements such as dark brown leather sofas, dark gray short-hair carpets, calendula-style gorgeous wallpaper and stone statues of gods and Roman columns is still true to the theme of European classical style.
In the middle of the big sofa, Wu Xicun was performing shuffling skills for the beauties, and the maids knelt around the coffee table in a circle, deliberately showing off the murder weapon to him. An Ke walked in with Shang Yexiu's arm, Wu Xicun actually saw it in his eyes but pretended not to see it, and continued to tease the little maid.
"How old are you?"
"Eighteen."
"I asked you how old you are."
"Mr. Wu, you are so evil......"
"Hehe, how old are you?"
"I'm thirty!" Encore sat on the couch and squeezed the frightened little maids away.
The corners of Wu Xicun's mouth hooked up a smile of victory.
Hmph, An Ke thought, this thing must think that the uncle is jealous, very good, who is more shady than the shady system next......
Shang Ye Xiu looked at the playing cards on the coffee table intently: "Wow, professional shuffle!" Xicun, where did you learn it? β
"Homemade."
Encore pouted disdainfully: "Listen to him blow." β
Wu Xicun said to her meaningfully: "I know best whether I will blow you." β
I'm, I'm, I'm...... Shang Yexiu thought to himself, this line has gone to the road of super-level undisciplined.
The wicked maids all blushed their little faces. Now that Encore has decided to compete with the shady system, she is next going to challenge an area that she has never touched in her ten-year acting career: drama. It just so happens that Shang Yexiu has so many sisters in his family, and Bensan's Encore is going to be the most beautiful sister today, there is no one!
Wu Xicun put away the playing cards again without blushing and heartbeat, and spread the cards on the table with one hand, only to see his beautiful hand flash quickly, and a straight line appeared on the table, but he didn't know how these cards were placed so evenly by him all of a sudden, and then he moved neatly to collect the cards, and then put the cards, and it was a circle, which was more round than the compass drawn, followed by a fan, a rectangle, a diamond, a square, a triangle...... Not a single miss.
Shang Yexiu was amazed. The maids were amazed.
Encore thought to himself, the shady system, no matter how good the equipment you configure for the scumbag, the uncle is not moved, he is not moved!
In addition, in order to pay homage to the powerful and shady intelligent mode, Encore decided to manually install a "Chi Ling series" plot for the dear system. So when Wu Xicun performed the shuffle, An Ke's voice overwhelmed all the girls: "Wow~~ Mr. Wu is so powerful!" β
This manually installed Chi Ling series plot made everyone present stupid.,Wu Xicun, the male protagonist who realized local cultivation in the four realms of the magic department, the force department, the shaking m system, and the poor shake system,Because he can't get the effective instructions of the system,It's down for a while.γ At the same time, Shu Nao, who was tortured by the capricious plot several times to shoot quickly, also lay down in this sudden group of seconds - fainted on the spot due to black fungus poisoning