"In the middle of the night? People don't want it, if I don't sleep after the time of beauty sleep, then I will age very quickly, and I will not be qualified to compete with Sister Xiaoxuan, Sister Zhao'er and Sister Qianling to be your bride! ”

Looking at Lin Panxia's serious expression, you covered your head, turned around and walked towards the kitchen, and kept muttering: "Ami Tofu, brother didn't hear anything, brother didn't hear anything......

And as Lin Panxia said, in recent days, it has become very popular in WeChat to make such a method of death, that is, after 11 o'clock in the evening, make rock-paper-scissors in front of the mirror, it is said that you can see things that you can't usually see. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Of course, under normal circumstances, it is rare for a second lack to do such a stupid thing in the middle of the night on the third watch.

Only some people in a special state would do this, and Ji Retirement is one of the few.

"Uhhh

A big man hid in the bathroom of his dormitory in the middle of the night and cried.

The boy in the same dormitory had just come in from outside the door, and when he heard crying from the toilet, he immediately asked the two roommates who were sitting on a stool watching the island country's sci-fi, action, love, 3D, and cartoons, "Why is that kid crying again?" ”

"The second one." One of them said without looking back, his right hand grasping something between his crotch, sitting up and down in a regular motion.

Another roommate turned his head to look at the toilet door and sighed: "The chicken leg is really enough (decay, unlucky), it was not easy to get rid of the last relationship injury, I just found a girlfriend, and it was only a few days before I got into a rich and handsome sports car in the business school." That woman is cheap enough, and she actually took a picture of the room number of the open room to show the chicken legs. ”

"Alas!" The roommate sighed lightly, "Poor carvings like us are still realistic compared to the computer." Girlfriend or something, let's wait until I work later. ”

At this time, Ji Hui, who was whimpering in front of the mirror, suddenly received a WeChat message, he shouted tears to cut the message, and found that the message had such a line written on it - "Do you want to get rid of the constraints of the world?" Want to see the end of the world with your own eyes? Want to go to another world and do whatever you want? So, now put down the mobile phone in your hand, stop scrolling Weibo, stop scrolling through the circle of friends, walk to the mirror in the room, and play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. ”

I don't know what the purpose is, Ji Hui actually played rock-paper-scissors with himself in the mirror.

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

However, this game seems to be a bit brain-dead......

But what's interesting is that Ji Fei had fun from this brain-dead game, and he actually laughed while playing, but in that laughter, tears flowed from his eyes......

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

As the roommates turned off their computers and threw the dozen or so fishy tissues on their desks into the trash, they heard sounds coming from the toilet at the same time.

The three of them looked at each other.

"What's wrong with the drumsticks?"

"It can't be too exciting, stupid, right?"

"I'm going to take a look, and by the way, I don't feel comfortable not peeing after ejaculation."

When the roommate pushed the door open, he found Ji Fei playing rock-paper-scissors with himself in the mirror.

That picture was so brain-dead that the roommate rolled his eyes directly.

Out of sympathy, the roommate didn't say much, spilled a few drops of fishy yellow soup on the toilet, turned around and glanced at Ji Hui, who was having a good time, and sighed and closed the door.

"Hey, how's it going?"

"Have fun." The roommate shrugged.

"Then let him play, sometimes it's better to be braindead than heartbroken."

The three of them sighed at the same time, and continued to play with the mobile phone, and the computer from the computer.

"Rock, scissors, paper!"

This brain-dead voice continues.

When it was almost twelve o'clock, the sound suddenly stopped.

The door of the toilet opened, and Ji Hui walked out weakly.

"Chicken legs, how's it going?"

"It's okay, I feel relaxed." Ji Retirement seems to have returned to its original state.

"Are you really okay?"

"Hmm."

Ji Hui nodded with a smile, pointed to the mirror behind him and said, "Do you want to go in and play too, it's very interesting." ”

"There is an egg meaning, playing against yourself, it will be a draw for the rest of your life." One of the roommates stood up and prepared to go to the toilet to urinate.

"Now, I'll show you."

With that, Ji Fei ran into the toilet, raised his right hand in front of his roommates and in the mirror, and shouted loudly: "Rock, scissors, paper!" ”

"Hah! Hahaha! I actually won! I played rock-paper-scissors with myself and actually won! Ji Hui was overjoyed, he turned his head and laughed loudly at his roommate, and two seconds later, Ji Hui suddenly stopped, "I actually ...... Win...... Finish? ”

He turned his head slightly like a piece of wood, only to find that he was still in a scissor posture in the mirror!

Moreover, at this time, Ji Hui's expression in the mirror began to change slowly, he smiled, he actually smiled to himself!

"I, I ......"

At that moment, just when Ji Hui was at a loss, Ji Hui in the mirror suddenly pounced and pulled Ji Hui directly into the mirror in front of his roommates!

Ji Hui's reaction was also fast, and his upper body was dragged into the mirror, because the mirror itself was not big, his hands actually supported both sides, so that the things in the mirror could not completely pull him in, and he was frozen there all of a sudden.

"Hah! Ha! Ha! Ji Hui's roommate was so frightened that his whole face turned white, his expression instantly stiffened, and he even shouted out a voice all of a sudden!

"Hey, Bao Bao, what are you doing, and you will show your beauty again?" One of the roommates stood up with a smile and lifted his pants as well.

He didn't put on his pants completely, and was about to go into the toilet to release all the inventory in his stomach, but as soon as he arrived at the door, he immediately screamed: "I'm rough! ”

"What's wrong?"

Another roommate who was scrolling through Weibo hurriedly stood up, rushed to the door of the toilet, and immediately shouted: "Damn! What are you still doing in a daze, rip him out! ”

With such a shout, the three of them pounced on it at the same time, grabbing Ji Hui's body with all hands and feet!

"I'll count one, two, three, and we'll work together!" One of the friends, who didn't lift his pants, hurriedly glanced at the two roommates next to him.

The two immediately nodded vaguely.

"One!"

"Three!"

didn't shout "two", the three of them tacitly attacked at the same time, and pulled Ji Quan out of the mirror stiffly!

"Whew! Call! Call! ”

All three gasped at the same time.

At this time, there were no shadows of the three roommates in the mirror, there was still only Ji Qu, and Ji Qu's face was with an extremely weird smile, and there was a weird laugh: "Quack quack......"

He made a "bye-bye" gesture to the four of them, turned and vanished.

After that, the mirror returned to normal.

The four of them glanced at each other, their eyes full of horror.

"I ...... I'm not dreaming, am I? ”

"Probably not, my legs are numb."

"I ...... I and pull my pants......"

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