Chapter 106: Beauty is next door
Mo Xiaohe hated Xu Yanhui very much, but despite this, she still lowered her volume and took a bath in the clean room with her husband, and she had to be careful, and she didn't dare to make too much splash. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
After the husband and wife washed properly, Gu Zheng took a dry cloth towel and helped Mo Xiaohe twist her long hair, her hair was not dry, and it was easy for evil wind to enter her body when she slept.
There was a dark shadow peeping outside the door, and when he saw the lights out in the house, the man was holding a black iron pipe and began to smoke into the room.
Gu Zheng turned his head, his eyes were cold, and he instantly covered his mother's mouth and nose.
This kind of smoke is a trick of the rivers and lakes, and it is generally a common trick of thieves and flower thieves, but it is not easy to find, and it seems that the person outside the door is also a habitual offender.
"Husband, are you here to rob?"
Wealth is not exposed, Mo Xiaohe wears cotton dresses, mainly for comfort, and Xu Yanhui is different, silk is the easiest to wrinkle, it is best to sit and lie in a fixed position, and it is not her turn to steal.
The two didn't speak, and the people outside the door laughed twice, listened carefully, and there was no movement inside, so they used a thin wire to pry open the door.
Gu Zheng held a dagger and stood at the door.
The one who came in was a short man, with a roe deer and rat eyes, he was not a serious person at first glance, his eyes flickered, and he was frightened when he saw Gu Zheng, he didn't expect that the smoke would not work for this person.
"What for?"
The third watch entered the house in the middle of the night, and he was most likely to commit murder, but the man had nothing on him, and it didn't look like he wanted to kill and rob.
"I just want to come and see the beauty, no malice......"
There is a beautiful woman in the city, it is said that she is a little more beautiful than the queen's mother, he is a little thief, he has never done anything harmful, he came up in the middle of the night, wanted to touch some poop, touch and touch, in case you can understand deeply, it would be better.
It turned out that I was looking for Xu Yan to go back! Mo Xiaohe poked his head out of the bed tent and said to the thief, "I changed rooms, he is in Tianzi No. 2." ”
"Right...... Sorry! ”
When the thief heard this, he quickly withdrew, apologized again and again, and closed the door before leaving.
Mo Xiaohe took a deep breath, it was all this trick to attract bees and butterflies, did he expect this kind of scene a long time ago, so he changed rooms with them?
"Husband, let's rest."
Someone is disturbed, the interest in the room is gone, go to bed early and get up early, and it is more important to get rid of Xu Yanhui at present.
Rushing with a person who is as beautiful as a flower and likes to be public, it is very likely that you will meet flower thieves, all kinds of mountain bandits, land snakes, foreign masters who like to rob relatives, and officials who bully people and take beauties.
Along the way, there are constant troubles, and the unlucky ones are the husband and wife, and the rabbit spirits are not disturbed at all.
"Husband, it's good to wait for us to go back to Dawu, when the time comes, you hunt, I'll wait for you at home, basking in the sun on the tree house."
It will be a little cold in winter, but the climate of Dawu rarely snows, and you can't grow food on the mountain, so you can open up a vegetable field in the backyard.
Mo Xiaohe has already calculated, and when he goes back, he will buy a few acres of land in the surrounding villages, and then he will be planted by tenants, and he will be able to mix food and clothing for a year.
If you buy it yourself in a grain store, the price will at least double, which is too uneconomical.
The Mo family also has land, but it does not produce much, and in the future, when the eldest brother gets married, the family will always have to build a new house.
"Okay."
There is no danger in hunting pheasants and hares around the mountains and forests, but if you go inside, it is a deep mountain and old forest, maybe there are bears and blind people, tigers, he will not take Mo Xiaohe with him, and that scene is too bloody.
Gu Zheng doesn't hunt often, occasionally hunts wild boars, leaving two pig thighs, and the rest is sold for some silver, which can be eaten for a long time.
In the mountains, there is a deep pool, no one fishes all the year round, the fish in it is big and fat, and there are no spines, after scraping off the scales and removing the internal organs, put it in the oil pot, it is best to be the oil of wild boar, fry it until the skin is golden, add a little tofu to stew fish soup, the milky white color, it is very nourishing after eating.
In the winter, he also learned from the villagers to make several large pots of corn tortillas, and then hung them in the stove, and each meal was heated with a few to make a mouthful of soup.
Meat that people in the village can't eat is not a rare thing for him.
Mo Xiaohe agrees with this, it was he who secretly sent pig thighs to the family at the beginning, so she felt that the whole person was pure and good, loyal and honest, and a person who lived a life.
As it turned out, her vision was superb.
"I haven't been back for so long, and I'm a little homesick."
The chickens and ducks in Mo Xiaohe's house are handed over to the village people to help, and my cousin Li Xiu and my eldest aunt occasionally come over to help clean the house.
"Soon."
They won't stay long in Dayue Kyoto, they still have to go home, and they promised Aunt Zhang before that they would stop by when they go back.
"There are wild walnut trees and chestnuts in the mountains, and we will move two of them to the yard, so that we will not have to worry about snacks in the winter."
Da Wu's pecans are very small, and it is particularly difficult to get out the meat inside, but the nutritional value is high, Mo Xiaohe can make spiced walnuts, there are many seasonings that Da Wu can't buy, and they are all prepared in the process. There are also pine nuts, which can be used to make soups and cakes.
In the future, if you live in the mountains, you will definitely not be able to go down the mountain often to go back to your parents' home, husband and wife will be together, live a small life for two people, and spend a lot of time to cultivate some hobbies.
Raise a kitten, make iron utensils from your cousin, something like an oven, get it back, study it yourself, roast chicken, roast sweet potatoes, occasionally make some biscuits, fluffy cakes, and give them to relatives at home.
She thought that the only difficulty was that it was not easy to master the heat, but she could always succeed if she took her time.
Maybe it's because she crossed over to the village, Mo Xiaohe likes that kind of simple environment, and she has no feeling for the Gu family, and she pretends to be everyone's ladies, which is hard enough.
"I can help you light the fire."
Hunting during the day, the most important thing in the mountains is firewood, and they can build an earthen stove in the yard to make the hot pot that Xiaohe said.
In fact, there are such ancestors as the queen mother, the overall level of Dayue is very high, the hot pot has already been developed, in the winter of the city of Beidi, the most popular shabu-shabu, when he came, Mo Xiaohe also found copper hot pot, strings of incense, fish pot.
Cut the meat into thin slices and marinate, and have a variety of greens at home, which is better than the northland winter, when it is too cold, you can only eat Chinese cabbage and potatoes that are easy to store.
"Husband, I'll leave the work of marinating the meat to you, and I'll be in charge of the barbecue."
Barbecue needs tongs, some tools, cousin Li He's shop can be built, her own family, she just said it in the past.
The fungus in Licheng is the most delicious and chewy, which is equivalent to the northeast before the crossing, while the crispy ears produced in Dawu are like pig ears.
"I'm here, it's easy to splash oil on my body when I barbecue."
Gu Zheng touched Mo Xiaohe's tender hands, where did he do work, unlike him, the skin is rough and the flesh is thick, and it's okay to burn it.
In the future, he did all the work in the family, and his own lady only had three things a day, eating, sleeping, and bullying him.
"Then how can I do it, I want to be a good wife and mother, you can spoil me so easily!"
Mo Xiaohe leaned on Gu Zheng's chest, touching his hands and feet dishonestly, thinking in his heart, if he was really bored one day, he would have a few more children, in that case, the family would definitely be lively.
The home in the mountains is very safe, no one dares to wander around there, Gu Zheng added a layer of bricks and tiles outside for safety, and the beasts couldn't get in.
During the day, when the big iron door at the door is opened, you can see the scenery outside, as well as the tree house, which has a better view and a lot of space, on which she can read and paint.
"I'm also suffering from spoilage."
Gu Zheng doesn't care, as long as she is happy, although he can't make his wife rich, he can give her the most stable life.
When the two of them talk about the future, they feel infinitely better, and it seems that the days after getting married are more looking forward to it than before.
窸窸窣窣窣......
The two of them just wanted to sleep, and there was movement at the door of the room again, this time there was no smoke, but incense, and the one who picked the lock was a scarred face about forty years old.
also has scars on his face, but Gu Zheng is like a righteous husband, and this snitch who haunts in the middle of the night.
Needless to say, it was the wrong door again.
"Hey, the beauty is next door."
This time, Mo Xiaohe didn't wait for him to open the door, and took the initiative to remind, "Don't make a mistake, it's in Tianzi No. 2." ”
"Didn't you say Tianzi No. 1?"
The man at the door whispered a question, half-convinced.
Mo Xiaohe was about to cry stupidly by this kind of thief with IQ, is this the point, the point is that they found out, okay?
"Just now, someone used a cigarette and went in before you."
Mo Xiaohe kindly reminded her that this is the internationalist spirit of helping others, and she herself is a Dawu person who has helped the Dayue people.
"Oh......"
After answering, the other person moved to the next room.
This night, Mo Xiaohe simply collapsed, whenever she was about to fall asleep, there were always a few thieves who came to the door, and without exception, they all went to the wrong door, and she and Gu Zheng couldn't sleep.
Although Gu Zheng patted her on the back and hummed a lot of small tunes, she just didn't feel sleepy.
At the end of the day, Mo Xiaohe, who finally fell asleep, pouted his buttocks, Gu Zheng shook his head, and couldn't bear to wake up his mother. Xu Yan yawned back, refreshed, and saw Gu Zheng greeting with a smile on his face.
The door to his room was open, and there were a dozen people on the floor, sleeping like dead pigs, snoring.
"Oh, Brother Gu, I didn't sleep last night, did you disturb your husband and wife to enjoy the bliss of the world? What a sin. After Xu Yan finished speaking, he took out a small mirror and took a look at it flatly, "These people are really annoying, they are easy to wrinkle if they don't sleep well, you see that you are exposed to the wind and sun all year round, so you are more anxious." Gu Zheng glanced at Xu Yan coldly, "Do you believe it or not, I have a way to make you never laugh?" ”
"Don't be so serious......"
Xu Yan returned to the wall and commanded the strong maid, "Throw them all to the side of the road, it really stinks!" ”
"I don't like to joke with you, if you deliberately play tricks on my lady again, I will make you never laugh."
After Gu Zheng finished speaking, he took out a small porcelain bottle from his sleeve pocket and opened it for Xu Yan to look back, and there was a brown paste inside.
"Get out of here, get out of the way!" Xu Yanhui was shocked, stepped back in horror, stared at the thing, flashed his mind for a long time, and finally patted his chest, "Why do you have this thing?" ”
The thing in Gu Zheng's hand is actually chicken ribs, called disfigurement cream, which is the master of the queen's mother, and I wish the miracle doctor a masterpiece.
Zhu Shen Doctor is eccentric, likes to study some poisonous insects, back then, he found that after being bitten by a kind of insect of the barbarians, his face was tense and expressionless, and it took two or three years to recover. So, I wish the divine doctor to return to the barbarians, find the worm, make a few bottles of plaster, called disfigurement ointment, and give it to him by chance.
"Looks like you know the goods."
Gu Zheng nodded, and after wishing the divine doctor to send the ointment out, he remembered that he had not configured the antidote at all, and then he simply left this matter behind.
Therefore, being wiped on the face with such an ointment will become a complete facial paralysis.
Xu Yanhui was most afraid of disfigurement, and immediately stayed far away from Gu Zheng, and said suspiciously, "You won't secretly poison me because of my beautiful appearance and jealousy, right?" ”
Xu Yanhui stole a lot from Doctor Zhu, so he was naturally well-informed, and he knew that Gu Zheng was telling the truth.
"I've never thought you're beautiful."
turned around, closed the door, and closed the shocked Xu Yanhui out of the door.
Some people, without teaching a little color lesson, will not learn to behave, and for a person who cares about his appearance extremely, he can only use this method.
Gu Zheng closed the door and sat by the window, her own lady was lying on the bed in a "big" shape, sleeping soundly, and the dazzling light outside the window could not disturb her in any way.
Up close, her cheeks are smooth and delicate, like a boiled egg that has been peeled, and there are almost no pores visible, and there is a little blue under her eyes, which is the reason why she hasn't slept well in a hurry recently.
Kissing Mo Xiaohe's forehead gently, Gu Zheng began to pack up the clothes of the two, and when she woke up and had eaten, they were about to continue their journey.