23. My sister can't go to the summer anime festival (2)
Long Er looked at her sister who spoke amazingly, and felt her eyebrows twitch.
But this is still within the allowable range~ No matter where it is, when my sister's friend comes to the house, my brother will always be treated like this. That day, I still followed the instructions of this sister to close the room for a day~~~ Long Er decided helplessly.
But!!! Wait a minute!!!! In connection with the order given by Kirino in the previous chapter, Long'er suddenly thought of something.
"You!! You want my brother, to hide at home and play adult games when junior high school girls come to play at home!! β
"Yes~~~," Kirino replied nonchalantly.
"That's the kind of punishment!!! If your friend finds out, I'll be hit more than just ashamed!! Long Er shuddered just thinking about it. If my sister's friend finds out that she is playing adult games, the trauma she has suffered will definitely make you think of suicide!!!
"If you are really discovered, I will really treat you as a stranger for the rest of your life from now on." Kirino replied without hesitation.
"Then, the lock in my room wasn't broken by me~~" Long'er's eyes stared at Kirino deadly. "And I don't know who it is that I don't want to re-lock~~ My sister! ~~~β
"Eh~~" Tong Nai was also a little stunned for a while when Long Er said this, and after a deep groan, he squinted at Long Er and said. "How about wearing headphones~"
"You really don't understand anything~~" Long Er shook his head.
That's why girls really don't understand anything...... I think boys all over the world should know that wearing headphones while secretly watching movies is not the same as reducing a certain risk. Although wearing headphones reduces the danger of sound transmission, it also blocks out sound from the outside world. It can become difficult to wake up to the arrival of parents. So the boys in the world have used a lot of strength to exercise their dual-purpose skills~~~
Forget it, don't mention this.
"Anyway, I can't lock the door of my room now, and if your friends break in, I'll be killed. Do you understand now? β
"What a useless person~~" Kirino looked at Long Er with emotion and said, "Anyway, you can figure it out yourself tomorrow~~~"
"Hey~~" Long Er really had a chest tightness and a headache now. It's clear that Kirino doesn't speak through his brain.,Insist on letting me play adult games in my room for a day.γ Now I feel embarrassed and push it to me.
"Anyway, I have friends coming tomorrow~~ If you're at home, stay in the room honestly! By the way, there is also this !! Kirino said halfway through and pointed to the birdcage in the corner. Stay in the room with your brother!!!! β
"Hey!! Why should you dislike the little parrot!! "The dragon is uneven for the little parrot.
"Because you're both the same ugly~~?" Kirino squinted his eyes and said mercilessly. At the same time, he used the gesture of the puppy to keep the dragon away from him
"Then I'll go out that day!! Game strategy, I'll be overnight after your friend leaves. The dragon walked over to the little parrot's birdcage and said angrily. Little parrot, we went out to find the pear that day, and the river went to play~~~~"
"Wait!!!" Kirino clasped his hands around his chest, "Who told you to find that muscular girl and dwarf." After I agreed!! And I suddenly remembered that you were going to prepare a fresh cake that day. So it's not allowed to go out or anything!! Forbid!!!! Kirino shouted loudly.
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Long Er didn't know what perseverance he used to continue to tolerate this Kirino willfulness. But this is also commonplace~~ sighed secretly. Long Er said.
"Got it, tomorrow is it~~ I'll go back to the room after I make the cake, and I won't come out as much as possible."
"That's it~~ That's it, don't ...... Don't bother me, there will be a lot of beautiful girls, but if you dare to talk to them, you'll be killed!! I can't even look at it!! will defile them. Kirino said viciously.
"Am I a germ?" Long Er thought boredly. "Then don't let me make a cake~~ I'm afraid I'll defile them."
And ah~~~~
"I'm not interested in your friends."
"Oh~ really?"
Looking at me like garbage as usual.,The thought of having the same girl as Kirino coming.,It's really creepy~~~Wait~~~Why do you really feel a creepy feeling!! Suddenly, a chill reminded the dragon of his sixth sense. It's like I've forgotten something very scary~~~~
Forget it, it's just a vague feeling in the end, and after a slight pause in his footsteps, he casually waved his hand with Kirino and returned to the room.
"Ah~~~" The dragon lying on the bed couldn't help but moan~ groaning and sighing at the comfort of lying down~~ But after being affected by Kirino's bad attitude, Long'er's feeling of wanting to make up for sleep is gone. Turning his head to look at the desk. Pink computer notebook. The standby screen of the magical girl Mellulu's avatar is fluttering carefree.
"I'm just bored~~ I just want to pass the time. It's definitely not because this is what Kirino asked me to do, that I'm so concerned. Saying something inexplicable, Long Er moved his steps to the computer. Get ready to check out the game's so-called walkthroughs.
"Sister J~~ Every time I see these two words, I really want to complain~~" Long Er typed two words on Du Niang, and 3.530.000 related results gushed out in an instant. "Then ~~ is the first one~~~" According to the use of Du Niang, the first one that often appears is still very reliable.
"Hey~ Good luck is the official website! ~Then the strategy strategy~~~" clicked on the font that said the game strategy. A ragged girl lay on the ground gasping for breath, white liquid running down her body. "Damn!! Is clicking on the guide to come with a CG picture??? The dragon looked at the animation that suddenly popped up. I really should say that it's not a loss to the 11th district~~ If this is in the Celestial Empire, it will be a direct full-screen mosaic~~~" After sighing, the real strategy page is finally out.
"Is it actually a forum??? Eh~~ It's still automatically logged in. Long Er glanced at the login prompt in the lower right corner. Just take a look at Kiri's record ~~ "The heart of risk prevails, and there happens to be a place to inquire about the record, and Long Er also said. I just slipped my hand a little. It's really slippery~~~
"What~~ I didn't win much." Looking at Tong Nai's red record, Long Er couldn't help but pout, Long Er now had a feeling of holding Tong Nai's pigtail. "In the future, Kirino will talk about this game again, and I will ......," thought of this, and the dragon paused. Yi Tongnai's competitive temperament ~~~ Alas~~ Forget it...... "Long Er spared his head. "Let's look at my strategy~~~" Long Er looked down with the web page.
"Alt+F4 can check the opposing record."
"ADC Essential~~~Walking and Chopping Teaching~~~"
"Heap of meat!! The meat must be piled up!! APC, ADC all heaps!! β
"Yuanshen is so strong, let's cut Saber!!!"
"Mad 3 Teaching, can you tell which one is me????"
"ββββββββββ β β press out this set of combos, and you win."
Long Er looked at it and nodded frequently. Sure enough...... "What the hell is this!!! Long Er looked at the series of messy strategies and threw a bag of salt to the ground. I don't understand it at all~~~~" Long Er sighed discouragedly, and was about to turn off the computer to take a good rest when a pop-up window popped up.
[There is a message from Saori]
"This is ......," Long Er frowned and thought for a moment. Oh~~ It's the one that can be ghosted~ ...... I mean, you can flirt ~ play...... It's not right, anyway, it's the beer-bottle-eyed girl who can be attacked~~" Just when Long'er was recalling the bad things, there was already news over there.
"Kneel An~~Xiao Tongtong~~ If you have time, can you chat with me~~"
A steady breath came from the pavement. Let Long'er type back without thinking about it.
"You are really different from the Internet and reality~~ By the way, do you want a rabbit master???
"The ......"
The other side seemed to be surprised, and he didn't know how to reply for a while.
"I'm an older brother, not a younger sister. Kirino's notebook has been kidnapped by me, and a ransom of 500 million will be paid. Otherwise, post your private photos online!!! β
Sure enough, I still have to find a ghost~ animal ...... I'm talking about crushing it to get your thoughts through~~~~
"Oh~~ It turned out to be Brother Xiaolongbao~~"
(If you don't know xiaolongbao, you can Baidu.) Dragon Girl = Little Dragon Girl????? οΌ
In the face of Long'er's ghost animal words, the other side was not shocked by honor and disgrace. Directly blacked ~~~~~
"Hehe~~" A few crosses jumped out of Long'er's forehead. "The skill has improved~~~" Long Erpi smiled and didn't smile.
"Don't dare~~ Compared to cursing me to death as soon as I come up and asking me if I want a man ~ a certain ghost of a prostitute ~ Brother animal, I'm still too young~~~~"
It's very arrogant~~ and it seems that I still know a lot about the culture of the Celestial Empire~~~
"No, no, no!! You're not young anymore~~~ Facing my sister and the black cat every day, that kind of teenage girl, after all, it's a little unpleasant, I understand. β
"Oops~~ It's better than Brother Xiaolongbao, who is snooping on even minors~ Do you want to be the principal?? ~~ I didn't think that I had only seen one side and already wanted to attack the black cat??? Admiration and admiration~~ Disrespectful and disrespectful ~~ No~~ Or do you want to start with ......"
A string of ellipses is infinitely reverie.
"Damn~~~" gritted a mouthful of broken teeth. Long Er didn't know how to fight back.
"Let's talk about the game!!" The dragon surrenders.
"Mind to !!!"
Saori seems to have avenged the last time she met with Long'er~~~
"Game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Long Er was a little anxious.
"Hey, hey~~~ Speaking of which, I'm also grateful to the little Kiritsu clan~~ My SOLO record has been maintained at 80%~~"
"So you're the culprit????? Oral !! "Long'er feels like he's found the reason why he was inexplicably pulled into the game by Kirino.,It's not ranked!! You're going to abuse me!! Abuse me!!
"Oops~~ Brother Xiaolongbao, you are so excited, there is a story~~~"
I always felt the glasses flashing on the other side.
"Can we not mention my sister????"
"Hey, hey, hey~~~" was another smirk.
"Then Brother Xiaolongbao is here to find a game strategy~~~" After Long'er's explanation for a while, Saori on the opposite side also knew Long'er's requirements.
"Eun~~~~" Long Er wanted to end this conversation as soon as possible.
"So, Long'er, do you know the time of jungle fighting?"
Shake oneβs head~~~~
"What about canceling the post-shake~~ flat A??"
Shake oneβs head~~~~
"Will it be predicted??"
Shake oneβs head~~~~
"Girls all the strategies ???"
Shake oneβs head~~~~~
"Forget it, give me your number~~I can't say it clearly~~"
"Ah~~Okay~~~~"
Finally came to someone she knew, Long Er was excited for a while, and sent her phone number to the strange girl.
By the time he came back to his senses, the other side had already sent out.
"So~~ I still have something to do here, next time, let's talk about why Aunt Yu wants to choose Xiaolongbao~~"
γSaori has been rolled off the production lineγ
Where's the cheat!! This is!!!!!
Long Er instantly felt that he was really bad today~~~
"Ah~~Ah~~ I don't even want to face it tomorrow~~~~~"