154 Flat Turmoil
The life of the summer resort is very leisurely, and Gan Xiaomei swings and picks flowers to tease Lucky, and occasionally thinks about Liu Yang, in order to make herself look like a good wife who cares about her husband wholeheartedly, Shuheng sends a letter back every three days, reporting what he has seen and thought.
For example: "Today I peeled lotus seeds with my little sister, and when I counted them, I thought of the ancient poems "bow your head and make lotus seeds, lotus seeds are as clear as water", and there are "remember Lang Lang is not coming, and Wanglang goes to the green building." ". Hey, I suddenly thought of the lotus seed soup cooked by my aunt. Then Liu Yang replied: "Beloved wife, don't worry, I didn't go to the Qinglou!" ”
Shuheng replied: "The green building in that verse refers to the high-rise building with gorgeous decoration, not the kind you think!" Let you read more! ”
Another example: "Drink and sing wildly, who is the hero?" Real heroes never need alcohol to assist, husband is a hero, this drink should be used less, if one day drunk driving over the ditch, then I don't sympathize with you. Shu Hengxin said: They are all problems raised by his emperor Lao Tzu since he was a child. Especially when it's hot, he definitely likes to go shirtless and evacuate with a wine bottle. Fortunately, the concentration of wine at this time is generally not too high, otherwise the wine will be spleen sooner or later.
Liu Yang replied: "I don't drink when I'm doing business, and I only drink when I'm happy." There is only one thing that I don't know whether to drink or not, and that is to go to bed at night, and rolling out of bed is also a serious thing, but I am very happy. ”
It's too vulgar and straightforward, and Shu Heng can't help it if he wants to pretend that he can't understand it, and then the scale slowly increases. Another example: "I was playing in the water with Gan Xiaomei's ducks today, and while playing, I suddenly saw a red mark on my skin, which should have been pressed out on the mat." I don't know why, but I think of the mark you left on my shoulder. Thinking that the literati were going to dip the Baomo lotus arm inscription poem, how Baomo is like rouge, how is it like lip grease, the former is still dirty, maybe the skin will be inflamed, but the latter is only simple and charming. ”
Liu Yang replied: "If that's the case, then we'll try it when you come back?" ”
Shuheng replied: "The slave family is happy to borrow rouge gouache for the husband's use." It's just that I like to use my lips to print, and I'm afraid that you will be reluctant to contribute your mouth when the time comes. ”
Liu Yang drew a very exaggerated and comic laughing picture: "Leave a mark for your husband's lips, why do you need to use fat powder?" ”
Shuheng is reasonable and silently admits it. Write again: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, if one day in the future, I live in the palace, I will definitely not be the kind of lady with a serious painting style, dressed as a rag doll in gorgeous palace clothes, speaking unfathomable sentences, dealing with a bunch of purple and red, in front of you. ”
Liu Yang replied: "You can wear whatever clothes you like, you can say whatever you want, there is no need to worry about it." As for whether I can make you uh-huh, that's my technical problem, you don't have to worry about it. Painting style, in front of me, whatever you are not serious. ”
Although it is occasionally a little pornographic, the overall style is still elegant, civilized, honest and harmonious, and has contributed to the improvement of the happiness index of Daxia residents.
Except for the occasional person who comes over and makes trouble.
Like today. Shuheng Su faced the sky, and the Xiangfei bamboo beauty lying under the grape trellis leaned on, with cucumber slices on her face. Suddenly, I heard Honey report: "Princess Long An is here." ”
Shuheng touched his face and hooked Gan Yuying with the corner of his eye, and this girl suddenly also learned from cucumber slices. waved his hand slowly: "You go and tell her that I haven't cultivated yet." Let her go back first. ”
Peach came over and lifted Shuheng up from the chair: "Miss, don't be willful, the third princess's face is not very good, but she looks angry." Or ask clearly, think about the bracelet that the princess gave you at the beginning? ”
Well, for the sake of the bracelet. Shuheng got up, cleaned his face, and freshened up and changed his clothes. A series of processes are ready. Prepare to meet guests. Gan Yuying pulled two large slices of cucumbers to her eyelids: "I'm impatient to see her, so I pretend not to see her." ”
Princess Long An can't get used to Gan Xiaomei's style of "neither male nor female", "unscrupulous", "unruly" and "no up and down". Shuheng is also reluctant to force a pair of enemies to get together.
Peach looked at it speechlessly, and wanted to say that although the third princess had small eyes, she was not blind. But Honey commanded her mother-in-law to carry the four-fold Chunlan, Qiuju, Xiangfei, and Bamboo Bamboo out in the next second, and surrounded the chair. Gan Yuying gave a thumbs up from her white gauze sleeve and continued her facial. Peach was even more speechless-----
Shuheng dressed up and made sure that his painting style was the appearance of a serious lady in the main house, and then invited Princess Long An in. She had been waiting for about a quarter of an hour, so she was full of work, and when she saw Shuheng, the sloth posture was like a peacock that had been stabbed in the ass. "The crown princess." It is said to be a salute, but the curvature of the knees is not enough. Shu Heng's eyes glanced at her, and he remained silent, seeing that her expression was really wrong, and poured a cup of chrysanthemum tea with his own hands: "Hang Baiju, extinguish the fire." It's best to drink in summer. Do you want to add some honey? ”
Princess Long An frowned, and reluctantly sat down on Shuheng's mahogany carved lacquered begonia chair, as if there were coals on it that would burn her ass. Seeing that she was puzzled, Shuheng raised his eyebrows slightly, and directly put the cup on the table. "I just went to sleep, what? Delayed your urgent business? ”
Princess Long An thought that she was waiting in the sun, and Shuheng was sleeping and waiting? Except for the Queen Mother, no one has done this to her! I couldn't help but think viciously in my heart: It's just a princess, and she hasn't become a queen yet, and no one knows what the result will be when the time comes!
"That beast you're bringing with you is too dangerous. Most people have dogs and cats, and you have a wild beast. ”
Shu Heng smiled lightly, and slowly sucked the honey rose tea: "You said that it is an ordinary person, I am the woman of Liu Yang, the eldest son of the emperor, how can I be an ordinary person?" Capricious, just take this bite. ”
It's hot and irritable, and Shuheng's temper is not good.
Princess Long An raised two willow eyebrows: "But your pet bit my pet to death!" My starling was bitten to death by it! ”
Shu Heng concealed his surprise well, and slowly sat up: "Your bird is dead." ”
"You beast did it!" Princess Long An sneered: "Fighting a dog also depends on the owner's face, I raised it well, and the starling who gets along day and night is gone, what do you say?" ”
Shuheng turned his head to look at Lucky, and sure enough, it wasn't there. So he quietly gestured to Honey to find it. The honey receded. Shu Heng looked at Long An and said: "No one wants this kind of thing to happen, it is the nature of cats to catch birds." If you deliberately set up a bait to kill my lucky, then I will definitely not let you go. For example, if you know that a cat can catch birds, you have prepared a starling to lure it, and this starling is poisonous---- or you want to take advantage of the trap to detain it. Now if I don't succeed, I have to take it by force, after all, my little leopard is so beautiful, anyone who sees it will be tempted. ”
"Everybody's tempted? It's not the fourth prince Liu Yun! Long An's face turned white with anger, he had never seen such a bully, "The crown princess is so steel-mouthed, and when she touches her upper and lower mouths, she reverses black and white, is there any evidence for you to say this?" ”
Shuheng smiled: "What the princess said is reasonable. Even so, you should know that I also want proof. If things are really as you said, then I will naturally compensate and apologize for tea. But just listen to you say that, and to be honest, I believe my little leopard. ”
Felines have a unique leisurely and casual life step, they are not murderous, and after the problem of food and clothing is solved, most of the time will lazily lie down, basking in the sun, or basking in the moon. In this regard, Lucky's performance is more obvious, and it is typical to be able to nest and never stand. When it has eaten its fill, it does not bother to stretch out its paws to scratch it, even if it lands on the branch above its head. It lives an ancestral life every day, if it is said to gnaw other people's birds, Shuheng is not very believable---- of course, it may still exist, after all, it is a feline, catching some small things within the scope of the hobby, after all, it is very likely that the stupid bird disturbed the rest of this meow, so it gave it the result.
Honey soon came back to report, and Shuheng nodded: "That's it, Lucky is on that tree in the yard." The third sister went with me to have a look. If it is really the murderer, then I am the owner of the responsibility. If not, you just lost your love and lost your heart, and I don't blame you. ”
Seeing that she was angry and full of suspicion, Shu Heng said: "I have always been with you, it is impossible to destroy the evidence of the crime, and I have no possibility of colluding with a leopard." As for the descendants, it is even more impossible, the little leopard was raised by me and the prince personally, and others cannot get close to it. Just look at it. ”
Princess Long An stopped talking and strode ahead. Shu Heng glanced at the courtyard of Princess Qi next door, and Y was really lying on the branch, seeing Shu Heng, she slowly stood up, her posture was elegant and arrogant. Shuheng beckoned to her with a smile: "Come here, baby." ”
She flew and jumped down, and Princess Long An exclaimed in surprise and immediately retreated. Shuheng chuckled, stroked the hair on its back, and after soothing it carefully, he carefully picked up its claws, examined them carefully, and looked at its mouth and teeth. After reading it, he breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and smiled at Long An: "Look, it's clean and clean, there is no blood." ”
"This breed of leopard likes to hang its food on trees if it can't be eaten yet." Shuheng looked up at the courtyard and slowly walked along the trees. Princess Long An never dared to follow, and in order to ensure fairness, Shuheng deliberately called Lucky Leopard Slave first, and then looked for these trees with her. In order to prevent too many trees in the courtyard from attracting mosquitoes, there were only three or four in the courtyard of this summer resort, and after a short time, they rummaged through and over, except for half a chicken hanging from the tree, there was nothing else.
"Perhaps, maybe it was cleaned up by your subordinates?" Long An is still suspicious.
Shuheng chuckled, you don't know how strong the big cat's sense of territory and food security is. She immediately said, "I can prove it to you now." She waved the leopard slave away and pointed to the honey: "You guys come close and try it?" ”
The three subordinates were afraid, but they gritted their teeth and obeyed the order, and as soon as they approached, one step or two, Lucky arched his back, his eyes froze, and when he got closer, he jumped up to the tree, and roared at the people who leaned under the tree, as if he would pounce at any moment. The voice frightened Long An's face white.
Gan Yuying quietly held her sword and stood behind: she didn't like Princess Long An, but she stopped Honey and asked why, she still came over again.
Shuheng looked at the little beast in the tree, then at Long An, and waved his hand for the three of them to retreat. Fang Cai Long Angong was full of indignation, and he should be able to communicate easily now. She smiled and said, "I deeply regret the princess's business, but why did you think that my pet did it?" ”
Princess Long An was still suspicious, gritted her teeth and said, "My subordinates have seen that your beast is hanging around me. ”
"What about time?"
"Last night."
Shuheng frowned: "The princess is cautious." I know that it is inconvenient to go out, no better than the Prince's Mansion, so I only let it out to blow the wind in the middle of the afternoon a day, and arrange for two people to keep an eye on it, after sunset, it will definitely take back the enclosure, and its time to wave outside is very limited. If it is really a dereliction of duty on the part of my subordinates, the princess will apologize to them as much as they want. ”
When the two little guys heard this, their faces were like earth, and they knelt at the feet of Long An and couldn't stop kowtowing. Shuheng stopped them again: "Don't worry, it hasn't been proven to be your problem yet." If you are really negligent in your duties, then kowtowing is useless. ”
Princess Long An gritted her teeth: "My starling will die in vain?" ”
Shu Heng said: "Then, why don't you go back and ask your subordinate who raised starling?" ”
Princess Long An snorted coldly and brushed her sleeves away. Shu Heng looked at her back, his expression a little serious.