Qiao'er Niang hurried home, and as soon as she turned into the alley, she bumped into a person, and even the basin she was holding in her hand was knocked away, and she got out of the way! She looked down and saw that it was a hairy dog.

"I said you're a rough boy, ah, when are you going to learn to be safe? It's like a fire behind your ass all day, you're going to die?! You're scared the hell out of you! Qiao'er Niang was taken aback by this sudden suddenness, and yelled at the dog sitting on the ground!

"Hey, hey, hey! I said Auntie, why am I so unlucky, I bumped into you when I went out! Gotcha, let's not say anyone, half a catty to eight taels, oops! You're going to kill me, oops, my ass! The dog sat on the ground and covered his buttocks, grinning his teeth and saying in pain!

Qiao'er Niang hurriedly bent down to help the dog leftover, patted the soil on the dog leftover's body and said, "What are you going to do?" Buying sprouts? Where's your father? ”

"Don't mention it, I drank too much yesterday and vomited all night, and now I'm still on the kang with my back there! No, it's telling me to buy bean sprouts. As soon as I went out, I bumped into you! Dog Yu said as he rubbed his buttocks.

"Does it hurt badly? Or I'll buy it for you. Qiao Er Niang said.

"Pull it down, I can't afford your old man! I'm fine, auntie, you can go back quickly. Gou Yu said.

"You little bastard, you just have a sweet mouth. Okay, then I don't care about you, your father and uncle have to hurry out of the car, I haven't fried the bean sprouts yet, you hurry up, if there is something at home, you will come and call me in a while, then I will hurry back. After Qiao'er Niang finished speaking, she twisted her big ass and went home in a hurry!

Gou Yu picked up the basin, limped to the place where the bean sprouts were sold, and saw that there were still a few people in front of him, so he stood aside and waited.

While selling bean sprouts, the bean sprouts girl glanced at the dog leftover standing behind from time to time, and the dog leftover was hairy in her heart! Gou Yu wondered why the bean sprouts girl always glanced at himself from time to time, he looked at himself and at the bean sprouts girl, and wondered if she was looking at me again. But no, she didn't look at her whole body, but always looked at her own face. He couldn't figure out why the sprouts girl looked at herself like this.

"Auntie, go slowly!" The bean sprouts girl sent one away, and said to the next aunt with a smile on her face: "Come to Auntie, it's your turn, how many are you coming?" Then, one by one, they all sent the villagers away.

When there was no one, there was only the dog left, and the bean sprouts girl looked at the dog and laughed!

"Hey, hey, I said you're a girl, just now you looked at me and I saw my straight hair, and now you're laughing at me again, did I recruit you or provoke you? I was bumped in the head by someone as soon as I went out, and I don't have a place to be angry right now! What's the matter, you still want to be angry with me? I'm fucking unlucky! The more he thought about it, the more unpleasant it became, he didn't know why he was so unlucky, and everything unlucky happened to him! So, he asked the bean sprouts girl puzzled.

"Angry? Cut, still manly, really no stomach! I'll tell you now, I didn't see it when you came, I thought you had two sprouts on your nose! Now I can see it clearly, it's two snots for a long time! Hahahaha! After the bean sprouts girl finished speaking, she pointed to the two small insects that went in and out between the dog's remaining nostrils, covered her mouth shyly and smiled and bent over!

"Hey, hey, don't bring this, I said you're not very old, what kind of eyes do you have?!" After the dog left, his face was not full of color, and after thinking about it, he asked again: "Hey, hey, I said you are a little bean sprout, I said are you praising me, or scolding me?" Yes? What do you mean, you? Gou Yuyue pondered that this was wrong, and asked with a calm face.

"Look at the little brother you said, I don't have any malicious intentions, I just think it's funny and funny, you see that you are still serious! Okay, I won't tell you, hurry up, it's too late to go back, your father should train you! How many do you come? The sprouts girl asked.

"My dad? How do you know my dad? How do you know who my dad is? Gou Yu asked with a blink, puzzled.

The bean sprouts girl also blinked her eyes a few times and thought about it, she was left by the dog, and suddenly asked, yes, how do I know his father, how do I know who his father is? But now the bean sprouts girl eats Qiao'erniang's dry food, and she feels more energetic! Looking at the fun little brother in front of her, she really wanted to have some fun to express the unhappiness in her heart!

"Why can't I know your father? Why don't I know who your father is? The girl with the sprouts said in the tone of an adult to a child: "Tell your little brother, this is called insight!" The people who sell bean sprouts in me every morning, I can't be familiar with them anymore, their daily parents and westerners are short, they are in my ears, and I know everything about the sesame mung beans in every of your households! Don't worry about that kid coming to me to buy sprouts for adults, I'll be able to sit down at a glance! Not to mention you."

"Cut! Yellow-haired girl, that's a big deal, right? Blow it and you're there! So who is my dad? The dog left seven dissatisfied, and the eight looked at the sprouts girl with disdain and asked. He wondered, what she said was so wicked, I didn't believe she knew who my father was!

"Not only do I know who your father is, but I also know who hit your ass and squatted when you went out just now! Hee-hee! "The bean sprouts girl is very good-looking with a smile, and there is a shallow dimple on the side of her face, which is very charming!

"Oooo Did I really meet a ghost or a fairy in the early morning? Look at your age, you're not much older than me, and you'll see how much you can endure and become you! Then I'm going to have to listen to it! Tell me who I was hit? Who is my dad? I'll make a bet with you today, as long as I say the right thing, I'll call you sister! Gou Yu asked, tilting his neck and squinting at the bean sprouts girl.

"Good! I've grown so big, no one has ever called me sister, and I have to taste the taste of calling my sister today! The bean sprouts girl smiled again and continued: "Let's talk!" If it doesn't work, let's pull the hook and hang ourselves! ”

"Pull the hook, pull the hook! Who's afraid of whom! Gou Yu was deeply attracted by this mysterious bean sprouts girl, and he wanted to see if she was right or not!

"Hang yourself on the hook, you can't change it for a hundred years!" As the two spoke, they each stretched out their little fingers and hooked them together, and launched an oath with an unswerving posture!

"You went out and were hit by Qiao'er Niang, right? Your family lives in that alley, (Sprouts Girl points to an alley in the distance), right? Your dad is tall, burly and handsome, right? And I also know your mother, your mother has been paralyzed in bed, right? ……”

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop! I'm convinced! Gou Yu was shocked by the bean sprouts girl's accurate question marks one after another, and he didn't dare to let her say any more! So, he said, "Don't say any more, good fellow, you are amazing!" If you continue to talk about it, you can come out of the eight generations of our family's ancestors! "The dog didn't dare to call the bean sprouts girl anymore to continue, this girl is too powerful! He not only knows my father, but also my mother, and even Qiao'er's mother knows that we can't hide it from her in the alley where we live! I want her to talk about it again, it's not as simple as calling her sister, I should call her ancestor!

"I'm right! Come on, call sister! Hee-hee! At this time, the bean sprouts girl's face was bright, not to mention how proud she was!

"Just call, a man dares to act! You're standing up, you're standing firm! I'm screaming! Sister!! In fact, the dog is extremely reluctant to call this "sister", but he knows the truth that "a word is hard to chase", and he must not be lazy!

What the bean sprouts girl never expected was that the dog left her without fear and called her sister very neatly, which she didn't expect! She was screamed by this sudden sister, and her face immediately felt hot and hot! I felt happy and overwhelmed, and that feeling was indescribable and made her feel uncomfortable!

Gou Yu looked at the scarlet face of the bean sprouts girl, and he suddenly remembered the scene when Qiao'er and Yao Jian inadvertently "kissed", Qiao'er's crimson face at that time was the same as the crimson face of the bean sprouts girl now! From this, this reminded him of the scene in the sorghum field!

Gou Yu stood there and stared directly at the bean sprouts girl, stupid and motionless! He felt his heart beat faster, his breathing was a little difficult, his face was hot, and his eyes were bloodshot! Suddenly, he found that the gadget in his crotch was rising rapidly, and the hardness made him have an inexplicable impulse and hope!

"Give you bean sprouts, hurry back!" At this time, the bean sprouts girl weighed a pound of bean sprouts, poured it into the pot left by the dog, and pointed at the leftover ears of the dog and said, "Your father is really handsome!" ”

After the bean sprouts girl finished speaking, another round of crimson color covered her cheeks!

The dog didn't say a word, turned around stiffly, clamped his crotch, and walked towards home with small steps! He felt like his mind was empty, nothing existed! The feeling he felt at this moment was much more uncomfortable than the fall just now!

"Hey! Hi! That little brother, aren't you just a dog, I'm afraid you'll be angry, I didn't dare to call you, you haven't given the money yet! At this time, the cry of the bean sprout girl came from behind the dog!

When the dog heard that the bean sprouts girl even knew her name, she was so frightened that she hurried and ran away desperately!

"Why didn't you cook this morning?" As soon as Qiao'er Niang arrived home, she bumped into Da Zhuang head-on.

"Oh, it's okay, I'm out for a bit. You go wash your face first, I'll make porridge, and I'll be fine right away! Qiao'er Niang hurriedly got busy!

After the meal was cooked, Da Zhuang and Da Zhuang Daddy began to eat. Qiao'er Niang glanced at her father and found that her father's face was wrong, so she hurriedly walked out.

"Come back, I have something to say to you." At this time, the big strong father stopped Qiao'er Niang and said: "As the saying goes, the root of the tongue crushes people to death, and if you have nothing to do, you don't bite the root of your tongue with others, and you don't have an accurate head to speak, if you don't say the right word, you will make trouble!" The captain's visit to our house is a good example! Da Zhuang Dad glanced at Qiao'er Niang and said.

She glanced at her father, and wanted to defend a few words, but what had happened in the past few days, she did do something out of line, so she suppressed the words in her heart, picked up a cake, quickly blocked her troubled mouth, and ate it in a big gulp! Her action suddenly reminded her of the bean sprouts girl just now, the bean sprouts girl's behavior was incomprehensible, and she suddenly felt that her unintentional action was very funny! So, I couldn't help but laugh "poof"!

"You stinky bitch, what the hell are you doing in the morning?" Da Zhuang saw that his mother-in-law was like a nervous disorder, so he yelled at Qiao'er Niang and said.

This book is from the Book King