Chapter 14 on how to improve the protagonist's IQ
The chance encounter in the Internet café seems to have given Zhang Faqiang infinite confidence and courage to harass Yu Zhile, whether she goes to the Internet café on weekdays or weekends, she can meet the haunting Zhang Faqiang, and he also loves Yu Zhile very much, and found that she opened the station to express a "high opinion".
"This kind of nourishment is not nutritious, only ignorant girls love to watch it, you are so old, you should be like me, read more "Reader" and "Bosom Friend", and your thoughts will be more profound."
Under his surveillance, Yu Zhile couldn't find a chance to type what he had written on paper onto his computer. If he sees what she wrote, he doesn't know how to say anything that is more appropriate.
After a full week of interruption, Yu Zhile's comments began to summon the author, shouting that the heroine was framed by the female partner and was about to be unkind when the identity of the enemy country was exposed. Yu Zhile pinched a stack of manuscripts and had nowhere to complain, and he had the heart to kill Zhang Faqiang.
However, these days, because Yu Zhile can't find a chance to type, he can only go home early, and Yu Zilian, who went to the Internet café, is in a good mood about this. And the only thing that can make Yu Zhile happy is probably that no matter how Zhang Faqiang corrects him and asks Yu Zihuan to call him "brother", Yu Zihuan will simply shout "goodbye uncle" every time he says goodbye to him at the door of the Internet café.
Yu Zhile pondered on the way home, otherwise it would be better to buy a computer and put it at home, and he was always pestered by Zhang Faqiang and didn't know when it would be a head.
"Xiaolian, your classmates basically have computers at home, right? How about we buy one too? ”
"Okay."
"We have to have money to promise to be so happy." Yu Zhile glanced at him and whispered. Her salary is barely left every month, and her savings so far are just over a thousand yuan, and it may not be enough to buy a second-hand computer in 05, and it costs money to connect to the network cable or something, which is really not a plan that can be realized immediately.
When Yu Zhile was thinking, the two walked in silence for a while, and Yu Zihuan suddenly said: "I'll buy it for you, the money left to me by my grandmother should be enough." ”
Yu Zhile reacted and immediately objected, "How can that work?" That's going to pay you high school tuition! ”
"The tuition is not due tomorrow."
"Don't be me, computers don't come right away. Regardless, it's definitely your tuition that matters. ”
Yu Zilian looked down at his toes, his voice was softer but revealing obvious stubbornness, "But don't you want to?" With a computer, you can write your story whenever you want. ”
"That's nothing, it's okay to put the writing on hold for a while." Yu Zhile suddenly reacted as he spoke, "Wait, you support me to write?" ”
Yu Zihuan heard the surprise in her tone, and looked up at her strangely, "This is your hobby, of course I support it." ”
"I thought you would think I'm daydreaming at my age......" Yu Zhile is still very ashamed of being inadvertently read by Yu Zihuan to her outline, although he did not comment on her story, but she was always worried that Yu Zihuan would despise her Mary Sue masterpiece in her heart.
"I will never dislike your ......" Yu Zilian interrupted Yu Zhile's words without thinking, and then paused to sort out his thoughts, "I have to go to the Internet café with you not to support you to write, but I don't support you to walk alone at night so late, although the person who followed you that night was Zhang Faqiang, not a gangster, but who can guarantee that he really didn't have other thoughts at that time, or what if he really met a gangster?" ”
Yu Zhile didn't know what to take in the face of Yu Zilian, who was well-founded and serious, and finally smiled dumbly and said, "What you said makes sense." ”
"So ......"
"So you don't have to worry about computers." Yu Zihuan was about to persuade her to accept using her grandmother's inheritance to buy a computer, but was interrupted by Yu Zhile, "By the way, since you support me to write, how about I tell you my story in detail?" Don't say I don't want to hear it, I'll be sad. ”
Yu Zihuan hadn't been able to recover from the diverted topic, and he couldn't digest the cause and effect relationship in Yu Zhile's mouth for a while, and his eyes were a little dazed when he looked at her, but he still nodded kindly, expressing his willingness to listen to her story.
Yu Zhile's eyes lit up, starting from the identity of the heroine in her story.
The reason why she suddenly wanted to make this request to Yu Zihuan was of course not only because she found out that he not only despised her, but also supported her codeword career, but also because she suddenly realized that if Yu Zihuan could understand the plot of her crossing, it would be very conducive to explaining her true origin to him.
Yu Zhile's name is "Peerless Red Makeup", a collection of later generations of dog blood, the heroine has traveled from modern times to an overhead dynasty, with peerless amazing intelligence and beauty, from the initial slave to the later killer, meticulous, military advisor, step by step become a pivotal figure in the troubled times, and finally martyred the country, becoming a generation of legends, among which there is naturally no lack of various emotional entanglements, the male protagonist is evil and crazy, the male second is as warm as jade, and the male third is bright and free, in addition to countless male n bowing at the feet of the female protagonist, various types of beautiful men take turns to play, In order to get the heroine, the white lotus of the Virgin Mary, which is clear and jade, fresh and refined, and independent in the world, shows its magical powers.
In short, it is difficult for Mary Sue and Yu Zhile to look directly, but all of this is not important, what matters is how to elicit her own identity as a traverser.
However, as a veteran nonsense patient with natural off-topic skills, after several days of emotional and colorful storytelling, Yu Zhile almost forgot what her original intention was, and at the end of the story, she expected Yu Zilian's evaluation of the story itself to exceed the explanation that she might disappear.
"How? This story is still quite ups and downs, right? I have a lot of readers on the Internet. ”
Yu Zihuan listened to the bedtime story for a week, but never expressed his opinion on the plot, and finally reluctantly said after listening to the ending: "Hmm...... Pretty good. ”
What is it about this tone that you think is good? Even in the darkness when the lights were out, Yu Zhile could feel the speechlessness floating from his feet.
"Don't coax me and tell me what you really think." Yu Zhile actually wanted to say that even if he really wanted to coax her, it would be good to be dedicated, at least don't let her hear it.
"Don't you think those villains have a lower IQ?"
Yu Zilian hit the nail on the head, and Yu Zhile was speechless.
In the character setting, the heroine Bing Xue is smart and clever, but the author's IQ does not reach this level, and only Tong Guò reduces the IQ of the supporting characters to set off the heroine's wisdom and martial arts. Yu Zhile has long recognized this, but she will not admit that she has a low IQ.
"If a villain has a high IQ, they're not a villain, you know? They will realize that the heroine is invincible, and then stand on her side. Yu Zhile wanted to praise himself after speaking, and this sophistry was impeccable.
Yu Zilian also seems to have been defeated by her unique brain circuit, but it is more likely that he doesn't want to deal with her. He was silent for a while, then complained in a different direction, "There is also the male protagonist who gave up invading her country because of the sacrifice of the female protagonist, so why didn't she do it when she was alive?" Don't you think the heroine died in vain? ”
"This ......" Yu Zhile was speechless again.
She just wants to write tragedy, right?
"Because the female protagonist used her life to make the male protagonist understand some very important truths, so he chose to give up the war, you are still young, you don't understand it now, and you will understand it when you grow up."
Yu Zihuan also wanted to continue, Yu Zhile was afraid that he would ask another question that she couldn't answer, so she hastily ended the conversation, "Okay, okay, the story is over, hurry up and go to sleep." ”
When he woke up the next morning, Yu Zhile almost cried when he opened his eyes.
She forgot about the most important task.
And after last night, she didn't know if she had the courage to bring up the topic of crossing with Yu Zilian again.
In case he asks with the same vigor as he did last night, "Why did you cross?" "What would happen if you went to 12-year-old in '05? "What about questions like that? Maybe he'll just say, "Impossible, how could this kind of thing happen in reality?" Are you writing in a daze? ”
Just thinking about it, Yu Zhile felt that his head was about to explode.
So the telling of the truth was postponed again, and Yu Zhile was extra careful when going up and down the stairs every day to avoid wrestling, so as to comfort herself that she would not travel lightly to another point in time.
Soon the Spring Festival is approaching, as a junior high school student, Yu Zizhuo's winter vacation is only two weeks, and after the final exams, the school conducts another week of make-up classes, and the day before the Chinese New Year's Eve, the little cubs are reluctantly released to return to the mountain.
The children in the community who are lower than Yu Zilian's grade started their holiday life a week ago, and Yu Zhile often heard the sound of He Liang downstairs calling for He Liang on the third floor to go out to play, and then He Liang rushed downstairs and his mother told him uneasily.
The small supermarket also posted a notice of the Spring Festival break, Yu Zhile got off work on the last day of the year just in time for Yu Zilian's third year of junior high school students' holiday, and on a whim, she went around to the fourth middle school to pick up Yu Zilian, ready to surprise him.
accidentally met Xie Chenglong's father Xie Zhenguo at the school gate, she thought that the other party was also here to pick up the child, and she silently wondered that Xie Chenglong would also stay in school honestly to make up classes? However, out of politeness, he smiled and greeted Xie Zhenguo, and then watched him enter the school gate worriedly.
Yu Zhile guessed that this should be the rhythm of inviting parents, right? Let Xie Chenglong not be a good person, he has to be a school bully.
She raised the corners of her mouth gloatingly, thinking that she would tell him the news when Yu Zilian came out for a while.
Hearing the bell ringing in the school, Yu Zhile craned his neck and tiptoed around, and saw Yu Zilian at a glance in a group of students. Although everyone is dressed in the same bloated, although Yu Zilian is not the tallest, in Yu Zhile's eyes, he is like a crane standing in a flock of gray chickens, almost with his own holy light.
Yu Zihuan was originally talking to a few boys on the side, with a faint smile on his face, not perfunctory but alienated. However, the moment he saw Yu Zhile at the school gate, the smile on his face quickly expanded, and even the light in his eyes shone brightly, and even the sunlight that fell on him seemed to be a little brighter in an instant.