Chapter 1373 Sun Wukong learns to ride a bicycle
I went back to the mourning hall and lay on the bed in my bedroom, my mind a little messy.' Tian Lai Xiao said 2.
Now the seven instruments of yin and yang have all appeared, but at the beginning, the son of yin and yang said that the seven instruments of yin and yang, and the former owners of the seven instruments must be found as much as possible, that is to say, only the owner of the Qimen flying armor knows the autumn leaves!
But where is this autumn leaf?
I thought about it for half an hour, and I didn't have a clue, so I shook my head vigorously and suppressed the cluttered thoughts.
Suddenly, the Lingling Hall was a little quiet, it stands to reason that Sun Wukong is there, and he should be watching "Journey to the West" at this time.
I got up and walked out of the bedroom, but I didn't see Sun Wukong in the living room, and even the TV was turned off.
Oh yes, something can't happen again, right?
I frowned, took out my mobile phone and prepared to call Li Ergou, when I went out before, I told Sun Wukong to find Li Ergou and Jin Dazhong if there is something, with Sun Wukong's current level of mental retardation, he should not take my words as a deaf ear.
But before I could dial, my phone rang, Mao Jiuying's!
"Hey, Mao Senpai." I got on the phone.
"I already know about the Demon Split, congratulations." On the other end of the phone, Mao Jiuying said with a smile.
"Don't mention it, something went wrong, and Zhang Xingchen was sent by the King of Jizo to intervene horizontally, and I still haven't figured out the purpose of his doing this." I said helplessly.
Zhang Xingchen's appearance was like a fish bone stuck in my throat, and I always felt that something would happen!
"It's okay, it's useless to talk more, now we can only wait and see what happens." Mao Jiuying said.
Get! He can see it as openly as a cloudy day.
I chatted with Mao Jiuying for a few more words, then hung up the phone and called Li Ergou again.
"Hey, Ergou, is something wrong with Sun Xiaoer?" I asked.
"Nope." On the other end of the phone, Li Ergou said: "That kid is now on the monkey's construction site, pestering the monkey to teach him to ride a bicycle." ”
"What's that?" I was suddenly a little blindsided, Yaya's legs, Monkey King learning to ride a bicycle? What the hell is this somersault cloud for?
"You go and see this kid, you have been gone for a few days, and you don't even invite him to the club to fight the landlord, and you know how to ride a bicycle every day." Li Ergou said.
"Okay." I hung up the phone, was speechless for a while, and then called Kim Dae-jung, asked which construction site I was in, and went out to take a taxi.
An hour later, I arrived at Kim Dae-jung's construction site, and as soon as I entered the construction site, I saw that Kim Dae-jung and Rabbit were helping Sun Wukong to learn to ride a bicycle in the open space.
Sun Wukong was the king of all demons back then, but now that he has learned to ride a bicycle, he looks clumsy to death.
I think when my buddies were learning to ride a bicycle, a person pushed the family's 28 bars to find a long slope, rushed down all the way, fell more than a dozen dogs to eat Xiang, and it took half a day to learn.
But when it came to Sun Wukong, this guy was sitting on a bicycle, screaming and dragging Jin Dazhong and Rabbit on both sides, and he didn't dare to let go at all.
This is learning to ride a bike, it's clearly learning a rickshaw!
"How's it going?" I walked over with a smile, after all, Sun Wukong, the king of ten thousand demons, is determined to master a basic skill of modern people, I can't just pour cold water on it, right?
As soon as he saw me, Sun Wukong hurriedly jumped off the bicycle and ran to me with a smile: "Big brother, I'm learning very fast, and I'll be able to get on the bus in just five days." ”
If you count the time, it took me two days to go to Qingdao to Penglai Immortal Island, and in the Infinite Wonderland, although it seems to be very short, after coming out of there, it actually took another three days, which is exactly five days.
But in five days, Sun Wukong can still learn to ride a bicycle like this, how scummy is this?
At this time, Jin Dazhong and Rabbit also came over sweating profusely, Jin Dazhong seemed to see through my thoughts, and said while wiping his sweat: "It has indeed made great progress, at first it was me and Rabbit who carried this kid and pushed the bicycle forward." ”
Depend on! This special mother is called learning to drive?
I subconsciously glanced at the rabbit, this girl was originally petite, thinking of the picture of her carrying the Monkey King to learn a bicycle, girl, this is decisively true love!
"Xiao Er is really powerful." Rabbit smiled and wiped the sweat on Sun Wukong's forehead: "Little Er, why don't you take a break and drink saliva first?" ”
"No, I feel like I can learn it today." Sun Wukong grinned and waved his hand like a fool.
"Big brother! How about you take care of me and the rabbit, you're not tired, we're tired! Jin Dazhong howled as if he was crying, tore off the shirt on his body and fanned the wind with his hands, and said to me: "Yazi, you are back now, you and the rabbit teach the second child to learn bicycles, I have been teaching this kid to learn bicycles in the past few days, and the construction period has been delayed, and those workers look at me like two fools." ”
"Go get busy, I'll do it." I smiled and said, Kim Dae-jung immediately seemed to be amnesty, turned around and ran away.
"Big brother, am I too stupid?" When Sun Wukong saw Jin Dazhong's reaction, he looked at me with some little grievances, and with his figure, he looked at me with this expression, and he still felt a little cute.
Without waiting for me to speak, the rabbit on the side reached out and touched Sun Wukong's head and comforted him: "Our little two is the best, not stupid at all." ”
I glanced at the rabbit, this girl is indeed true love for Sun Wukong.
At least with my current perception, I can't detect any hint of hypocrisy when she says this.
"Come on, big brother will teach you to learn, keep it for a day." I hugged Sun Wukong and said with a smile, "Let's go find a long slope and rush a few small slopes." ”
"Brother Duan, isn't this too dangerous?" The rabbit was a little worried.
"Don't worry, this is my Duan's unique secret book!" I patted my chest and promised.
Then I left the construction site with Sun Wukong and the rabbit on my bicycle, and found a long slope nearby, so that Sun Wukong rode on the bicycle and rushed down.
Sun Wukong is also enough to compare with the tiger, without thinking about it, he rode on the bicycle and rushed down the slope, and when the rabbit and I reacted, this guy had already led the car into the ditch next to the long slope.
After tossing and turning all day, Sun Wukong really doesn't seem to have the talent to ride a bike, and he is simply doing all kinds of rollover performances with me and the rabbit!
Have you ever seen a 360-degree overturn in the air?
Have you ever seen a person with a car lying on the ground with a 720-degree maneuver overturning?
Have you ever seen a car go too fast, hanging directly on the handlebars with both hands, pouting and rubbing the brakes?
Monkey King miraculously did all of them!
It stands to reason that ordinary people can master some tricks after falling a few times, but in Sun Wukong, there is no one at all!
After tossing all day, the bicycle was scrapped, and Sun Wukong, this kid, also fell like a pig's head, making the rabbit feel distressed and almost crying.
I used to brag that I would do it in one day, and Sun Wukong's situation made me slap in the face!
I saw that there was no way to fall like this, so I gritted my teeth and asked Jin Dazhong to find a manufacturer of home-made bicycles, planning to customize a king-size children's bicycle for Sun Wukong, which is the kind supported by training wheels on the left and right sides of the rear wheel!
In the case of Monkey King, it is estimated that he has said goodbye to two-wheeled bicycles in his life.