Luo Hongling doesn't know what's going on?

Thinking like this, I said to my junior brother who had just stepped out of the threshold with one foot, "Do you know where hemorrhoid cream is sold? The kind of callus to stop bleeding, gold sore medicine is also OK. ”

"Do you need it?" The junior brother turned his head and looked at me with a very strange look, "I'll send it to you later, you go to bed and rest." ”

"Why should I go to bed?" I asked.

"You know it yourself, ahem, ahem." The junior brother coughed dryly.

Then he closed the door and left.

After the junior brother left, I went to visit Luo Hongling, Luo Hongling said last night that he would teach me a few tricks, but now he is nowhere to be seen, I asked the disciples in the courtyard next door, they said that Luo Hongling said early in the morning that he would go out to meet friends and leave.

I only spoke a few words to my disciples, and they were so excited that they were so nervous that they even stammered. In fact, in the minds of some other sects, I, the leader of the Immortal Alliance who chased ducks to the shelves, was just a silver-like wax spear head, which was useless, and all factions hoped that their sect masters could dominate the martial arts.

Luo Hongling is willing to go to the duel, probably to save a little face for me, after all, I have not done anything worthy of praise on the table in this Jianghu so far, neither rape nor punishment.

"Sect Master! Suzerain! Oh no! I heard that Demon Venerable Luo Hongling's chariot has entered Feixian City! Mighty! Spectacular! A few disciples who had gone out hurriedly came back to pay their respects, looking panicked, "Luo Hongling's subordinates also openly provoked our Eastern Sect and insulted the entire martial arts!" Shall we go out and fight! ”

"That's right! Let's go! Earn back face for Dongzong! The disciples suddenly became excited.

"Don't go! This is the opponent's agitation method, and you must not mess up. I put my hands behind my back.

"But now Demon Xiu is pointing at our noses and scolding! If we don't go out to fight back, we will be ridiculed by the whole martial arts! "Those young disciples are in the grade of blood and spirit, and they can't stand the excitement.

"What are you yelling about! The sect master is in poor health, and you are still causing chaos here! The junior brother came back from outside and shouted sternly, and suddenly no one in the courtyard dared to speak loudly.

"Is the sect master in good health?! So what to do?! The sect master still has to fight with the demon today! A disciple who couldn't hold his breath asked anxiously.

"When the time comes, I will replace the sect master." The junior brother said with a gloomy face.

All the disciples suddenly rejoiced again, because the power of the junior disciples was known to the whole world.

"But it doesn't matter if the sect wants to be? The disciples of the Medicine Immortal Sect are three blocks away, I'll go and ask a doctor to show the sect master!" The kind-hearted disciple triggered a new topic.

"The sect master has been standing here for so long, and the weather is so hot, hurry up and go to the house to rest!" The young disciples began to gossip again.

"No need to ask for a doctor." Senior brother glanced at me, "Senior brother, I bought the medicine for you." "He's talking about hemorrhoid cream.

"I don't have anything." I folded my arms and retorted.

"It turns out that Uncle Qiu just went to buy medicine for the sect master?" Good Disciple A said, "The shopkeeper said that Uncle Shi bought hemorrhoids medicine!" ”

Suddenly, the faces of the people in the entire courtyard changed.

I don't know if the disciples of the Eastern Sect are as upright as their junior disciples because they have been managed by their junior disciples for a long time, what do they say and gossip about!

I quickly clarified: "I didn't use this medicine. It's for your own use, junior brother! ”

"Nonsense! I don't have hemorrhoids! What do I want this to do! You told me to buy it! The junior brother began to shirk.

"I don't have hemorrhoids either." I say.

"You're using it anyway." The younger brother resolutely refused to give in.

"I didn't use it! It's for Ling Hong! "I finally spoke up! Throw the pot to Luo Hongling!

"Why Brother Ling has hemorrhoids, the sect master knows it!" The female disciple who had a good impression of Luo Hongling raised her hand and asked.

"We're on good terms - ahem! Why are you a girl asking so much! I said.

"I see!" Everyone was finally relieved, "The sect master is not in good health!" Hemorrhoids are from Ling Zhuangshi! ”

Ah, my heart is so tired. I just think that Luo Hongling suffered in that place last night, and I want to care for him.

"Then should we respond to the provocation of the demon cultivator!" Good thing, disciple B finally brought the topic back to the topic.

"Don't go! Violators are waiting for the patriarchy! I raised my voice and yelled, and suddenly no one dared to say anything. This group of young people is going to heaven without putting their faces down.

"Do you hear that? The suzerain has an order, whoever goes to the street to make trouble, will be served by the patriarch. The junior brother repeated my words gloomily.

I turned my head to look at him, and his face was even more terrifying than that of the dean.

It turns out that this group of disciples is not afraid of me, but the junior disciples behind me?!

What about my dignity as a suzerain?!

"Yo! It's so lively! What are you doing here? "Luo Hongling, who had changed his makeup and appearance, entered the courtyard at this time, which startled me, didn't he say that he was showing off on the street?

"Brother Ling is back!" The female disciples all had bright eyes, as if they regarded him as a male god, no matter what realm they were in, Luo Hongling seemed to be a natural superstar, with a physique that attracted fan girls.

"I went to buy breakfast for your sect master, he is not used to eating ordinary breakfast, today he is going to compete with the big devil, so naturally he has to eat better." Luo Hongling looked at me with a smile and said.

"Brother Ling is so enthusiastic, the sect master was worried about your hemorrhoids just now......" said the fast-talking female disciple.

Most of the disciples of the Flying Immortal Hall are seventeen or eighteen-year-old secular new disciples, not as stable as the disciples of the Eastern Sect, and the young people are neither big nor small, so they can't hide anything.

Luo Hongling suddenly pursed his lips, he scratched his nose and said, "Well, yes, thank you for your concern!" I didn't expect to think of my ...... like this Hemorrhoids ......"

The junior brother snorted and laughed. Gloat.

"Give you medicine." I handed over the hemorrhoid cream to Luo Hongling, took the food box for breakfast from him, and then hurriedly pushed the junior brother to leave, otherwise these two people would have to fight again, and I don't know what the trouble would be.

When I was eating breakfast, Luo Hongling walked in and sneered: "Xiao Heng, you will give me a long face!" I was not here for a while, so I was given a hemorrhoidal hat and I got up so early to buy you breakfast in person! ”

"I'm just ......," I was speechless for a moment.

He suddenly opened the door and threw the hemorrhoid cream on my head: "You really think I'm going to use this cheap thing?! Xiao Heng! You are the first person who has managed to me off!! ”

So what? After succeeding in provoking him, he sat across from me in a rage, staring at me eating.

It was not until I had finished my breakfast that he said, "The duel has been unilaterally changed by me to start tonight evening, and I have already made my men tell the world, so that the head of the family will not dare to rashly unleash his evil magic again to put the whole city to sleep." It can also delay the time for his magic to kick in. ”

"You're so thoughtful!" I said.

"Nonsense! What else would you do but eat! I've dressed up the clothes I gave you, and I've got your prop sword too! Much lighter than a normal sword! Don't waste the crew's resources at night! Don't ng! Luo Hongling said, "Today, your task is to memorize the lines for me!" ”

So I listened to the chief director Luo Hongling tell me about the day's play, and of course he also instructed me in my bedroom on the essentials of the action, such as how to play the sword more chic and good-looking, with a sense of camera.

The reason why I didn't make a gesture outside the room was to prevent other disciples from seeing and laughing at me.

Luo Hongling, who was guided by a small teaching stick, beat my ass a lot, and as long as the movements were slightly non-standard, he would be beaten, and he was deliberately retaliating.

"If I were your master, you would have become a peerless master long ago! You're just underwhelmed! Luo Hongling said and slapped my ass with a teaching stick, "Raise your hand higher!" How many times have you been sued! Pig brains! ”

Cut.

In this way, I spent a long day under militarized management, being beaten, rehearsing, eating, napping, continuing to rehearse, being beaten.

Finally, when evening came, Luo Hongling asked me to take a hot shower, and then began to dress me up - that is, makeup and clothes. He did it all by himself.

I took a hot shower in the wooden barrel next to the bedroom, and Luo Hongling took a small box of gold and precious stones that looked extremely expensive, opened it, dug out a large ball of ointment with his fingers from it, and told me to lie on the edge of the barrel.

The ointment was all applied to my ass by him, and I suddenly felt extremely cool, and the red and swollen areas that had been whipped by Luo Hongling for a day were much better.

From what I knew of him, the ointment must be worth a lot of money, and I didn't bother to ask him how much it was worth. I don't understand luxury anyway.

After combing my hairstyle, applying some skin care products on my face and setting makeup, and helping me put on the suit to be worn in the martial arts, Luo Hongling said: "I'm going to my chariot, we will meet in Feixian Ping, remember that as soon as you go out, the camera operated by my shadow guard will start to focus on you, take a good look." ”

With that, he lowered his head, kissed me on the cheek as I sat in front of the vanity mirror, and finally reluctantly turned away.

The bottles and cans of cosmetics he brought and left on the dresser, I picked them up and looked at them, and suddenly realized that maybe a large part of our crew's funds were spent on these cosmetics. The brand looks so tall!

I don't know any of them anyway. (⊙_⊙)

"Sect Master, the time has come, it's time to go." The junior brother knocked on the door.

I straightened my clothes, went to the door, and pushed the door open.

What caught my eye was a group of kneeling and neat disciples of the Eastern Sect, and the disciples who were giggling during the day, all of them had strict expressions at this moment, and said in unison: "Congratulations to the sect master!" ”

I glanced at the junior brother standing next to me with a sword in his hand, and smiled slightly.

The junior brother was stunned, immediately looked away, half-knelt down, hugged his fists above his head and said, "May the sect master be victorious and glorify the Eastern Sect!" ”

"Congratulations to the sect master martial arts for prosperity!" The disciples of the Eastern Sect also shouted loudly.

I took a deep breath, finally waved my long sleeves away, clenched my fists and said loudly: "My Eastern Sect has been silent for a hundred years, and I have sought the Tao from the world, but the world thinks that my Eastern Sect is in decline!" After tonight, I want the reputation of the Eastern Sect to surpass the Qiē sect in the world, and forever go down in the history of this immortal cultivation world! Let everyone be in awe when they mention Dongzong! ”

The disciples suddenly became excited, and they shouted even more hoarsely:

"The suzerain is victorious! Glorious Dongzong! ”

"Senior brother's proclamation is like divine revelation, unshakable - Qiu Zhaoxi is willing to open the way for senior brother, overcome obstacles, and never give up!" The junior brother pressed the holy sword to the ground and said word by word.