Chapter 17: Lesson 1
"I'm cute, so I'm here, whoever is dirty will be led by a dog...... What kind of doctrine is this? What the hell is the passive setting with the cuter the appearance, the higher the combat effectiveness......"
Bai lay on the table, boringly buttoned the newspaper on his head, thinking back to what Snail Meng told about their theological doctrine, he didn't know where to complain.
"Boss save me!" Xiao Yu ran out with a sad face, looking at Bai with teary eyes.
But before he could get closer, he sat up straight, and at the same time, the newspaper in his hand had already flown out and smashed on Xiao Yu's face. A big well appeared on the white head, and he scolded: "You idiot! Solve the problems you provoke yourself! And also! Look at the good things you've done! ”
During the sprint, Xiao Yu didn't expect Bai Hui to suddenly throw the newspaper over and be smashed.
Covering his red nose, he looked at the newspaper headline in his hand: "The scumbag tore the original clothes in public, and the junior was united to fight the scumbag!" ”
And there is a photo attached below, which is the scene of Bai, women's Xiao Yu and Snail Meng tearing up.
"Poof! This ......" Xiao Yu was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this matter to be photographed and directly reported to the newspaper.
But compared to this, Xiao Yu was still more worried about his current situation, threw the newspaper aside, and just wanted to speak, the door was opened with a bang.
Tang Qiu brought a group of cute lolias...... No, it should be said that Lori and the women's clothes rushed in, and swarmed up to surround Xiao Yu with three layers inside and three layers outside.
"Caught!" "Hold him down! Don't let him run anymore! "You grab his feet!" "Grab the tail, stupid!" ……
"Boss, save me! I don't want to wear women's clothes!!! In Xiao Yu's heart-rending screams, he was carried out by a group of Lori Zhengtai.
Bai is gloating and beckoning to Xiao Yu, turning around and continuing to lie on the table.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the crowd.
"Yesterday I submitted an article to the magazine, 5 faith coins and a photo!"
Bai, who was originally lazy, pricked up his ears when he heard this, stood up with a swish, and stopped in front of a group of people.
"Just trying to kidnap my people?"
Bai Shang folded his hands on his chest and said in an unkind tone.
"This ......" At this moment, all the snail budding believers present hesitated, after all, Xiao Yu was not their person. That's how they rushed in and kidnapped people......
"Woo, boss!" Xiao Yu saw Bai save himself, and he was immediately moved.
At this time, the crowd was obviously taller, and Lori, who took the lead, walked out and looked at each other.
"2 into", "4 into", "3 into" "deal. ”
Bai turned around and went to the sofa again, letting Xiao Yu, who was desperate and screaming, be abducted by a group of Lori and Zhengtai.
Since that day, after knowing that Snail Meng is a boy, this farce is over.
It's just that everyone was scorched by the thunder on the outside and tender on the inside, and it took a long time to recover. There is also a lot of resentment about the snowball doll.
Later, Snail Meng gave the photos of Xiao Yu's women's clothes to the believers of their god system, and as a result, Xiao Yu's women's clothes captured everyone's hearts at once and set off a frenzy.
Then under the leadership of Tang Qiu, Xiao Yu became a standard hanger, changing more than a dozen sets a day, and he had been wearing women's clothes for 4 days, and he couldn't hide today.
Just as Bai Bore's boredom lay on the table again, a crisp voice sounded in his ears, and a cool breeze blew to his ears.
"Have you recovered?"
Bai Yi jumped up, shook his ears, looked at Erin who was blowing into his ears just now, and said angrily: "No! ”
Erin always remembered that she had to fight Shiro officially, but for several days, Shiro still said that she was a little weak.
In fact, Shiro has almost recovered, but he doesn't plan to compete with Erin rashly.
He didn't know anything about Irene, and he didn't know anything about it. But just by virtue of the other party's ability to show Xiàn before, Bai is only 30% sure that he can win. This is too low, Bai doesn't want to gamble, he has to make some preparations.
"Good morning~I've been waiting for a long time~" At this time, Snail Meng also walked in. Greeted the two with a smile.
"Good morning, let's go." Seeing that Snail Meng was coming, Bai beckoned Snail Meng to leave. Today is the first class of the elders of the faithful. The two of them were in a class, so they naturally made an appointment to go together.
The two quickly arrived at the classroom and entered the class.
At this time, there were several scattered people in the class, all doing their own things, and they were very cold to each other.
After looking around for a week, the two of them chose a seat in the middle and sat down, waiting for class.
Just as they were waiting for class, an elf boy with blond broken hair in front of them turned his head and greeted Shiro: "Hi ~ Mei...... Hello buddy~ My name is Carl Kane, what's your name. ”
"Hello, my name is Shiro." Facing the elf boy who greeted him warmly, Bai responded with a smile.
"It's so boring here, I've been here for a long time, and no one has spoken. I didn't bother to pay attention to a few people, alas~" self-cooked Carl complained.
"Ha, maybe it's not familiar, everyone will naturally talk when they are familiar with it."
Carl noticed the snail next to Bai, smiled and asked, "This beauty is your girlfriend?" What do you call it? ”
"He's not my girlfriend. His name is Snail Meng, don't look at him like this, in fact, he is a boy. Bai stretched out his hand and pinched Snail Meng's cheek and explained. But as soon as he finished speaking, he jumped up with a scream of pain, rubbing his waist where he was pinched by Snails.
"White, you're so annoying~" Snail Meng pouted with some dissatisfaction.
When Carl heard that Snail Meng was a boy, he was stunned, and laughed embarrassedly twice before saying, "Ha, it turns out that you are also a boy." What kind of god do you have? ”……
The three of them chatted casually for a while, and it was time for class. At this time, an old man with a white beard walked into the classroom.
The old man was dressed in a neat white magic robe, holding a thick magic book in his right hand and a magic wand in his left hand. Hunched over, the white beard was about to drag to the ground, dressed as a standard magician. His face was wrinkled, but he looked very kind.
But when the old man spoke, his majestic voice did not match his kind appearance.
"Welcome to my class, you can call me Professor Luo. In the future, I will take the course "How to Deal with Your Relationship with Your God", although this course is only a short 3 class hours, but I hope you can listen carefully, this will make it a very important course. ”
The old man chattered about some precautions, classroom discipline and other things before he officially started the lecture.
"First of all, I will give you the first and most important lesson. Don't have too many feelings for your own gods, love is even more taboo. ”
"God's lifespan is unlimited, while mortals' lifespan is short, and God's words are just a snap of a finger. Excess feelings are nothing more than a loss of damage to each other. ”
"It is only natural that God will be with you day and night, and that they will be in love with each other over time. But when death and the end of life are separated, it is a harm to each other. You may die, but your God's heart will be scarred forever. ”
"Especially love. God and man will not have offspring, man and god are two ways, love is taboo. There are not a few gods in history who are willing to fall for love. Of course, there are also super believers who cross the gap between man and god, and walk with their own gods after being canonized as believers. For example, the first generation of super believers in history, leaving songs. ”
"He was the first to refresh the history of the kingdom of gods in order to be with his gods. Breaking the gap between man and god as a believer, he proclaimed himself the god of war, capped the ninth-level god within a hundred years, and achieved a generation of legends. ”
"Lige created a historical precedent, and since then, in the 10,000 years since, super believers have emerged who have broken the gap between man and god. Nearly 100 people before and after. Most of them are here to be with their gods, and some are for the ultimate in power. ”
"Perhaps love will be your strongest motivator, but I advise you not to have feelings for your own gods. I don't know why, from the three thousand years of the Divine Academy to the present, there has only been one super believer a hundred years ago, and Mo is silent. Strangely, he voluntarily gave up the opportunity to become a god and became a believer on his own. In terms of the time of the appearance of super believers, all of them were concentrated before the three thousand, and it is even more difficult to become a super believer now. ”
"Don't draw too close to your own God, let alone produce the seeds of love. If there is, then strangle in the cradle. Remember. ”