Spoof: When the fox meets the God of Wealth
Another year has passed, after the end of "One Hundred Ways to Defeat the God of Wealth", the sister chapter "One Hundred Ways to Fight Back against the Fox" has also come to an end, and a certain Tang has invited the characters of the two books together at the request of many fans, and presented this character interview on the eve of the Spring Festival in 2014.
A certain Tang: Friends who have read the two books of God of Wealth and Fox, happy 2014! I wish you all the best in the new year, all your wishes come true, and it is best to bring down a fairy or demon!
Below, applause invites the main characters of the two books to shine!
Yifan: Hello everyone, this God of Wealth wishes you all a lot of money and longevity in the new year!
Yin Xiaoran smashed it with a roll of the eyes: Half-hanging, more blessings and longevity are the affairs of the birthday star, and you are no longer the God of Wealth, is it okay for Pixiu to take over your shift?
Yifan looked aggrieved: Wife, I was wrong!
Queen Yin Xiaoran is full of momentum: It's good to know that you are wrong, go home and consciously kneel on the main board!
Mo Ziyan raised his eyebrows and glanced at the two of them unkindly, and then sneered at Yi Fan: You are still an immortal, and you can't even control a mortal wife, I am really glad that I have not cultivated immortals now.
Hu Lili crossed her waist, grabbed Mo Ziyan's ears, and said angrily: Dead fox, you are discriminating against me, a mortal wife, right?
Mo Ziyan hurriedly flattered, laughing endlessly flattering: Whatever there is, you are my baby.
Hu Lili glanced at it: Clever words, go back and wash your son's diapers!
Mo Ziyan: .........
Yifan ridiculed: Wash it slowly, nine-tailed fox shoes.
Mo Ziyan grinds his teeth: I want you to care!
A certain Tang interjected: Ahem, a few, please go to the side and sit down first, there are other characters waiting to pay New Year's greetings to Kanwen.
The two couples went to the side and sat down, and the other characters came over one after another.
Pixiu rushed to be the first, flicked his sleeves arrogantly, and began to roar at a certain Tang: You ignorant mortal! This god is so popular, you don't even open the book of this god, but write about that stinky fox? Don't forget that this god is now the god of wealth, do you want to sleep on the street poor in the future?
A certain Tang twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, Pixiu, are you possessed by Uncle Jibu?
A certain Tang flattered and said: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's because you're so popular and handsome, where are ordinary women worthy of you?
Pixiu: Really? Then I'll spare you this time.
Tao Tao pushed Pixiu away and asked: Tang Tang, I'm so hungry, do you have anything to eat?
A certain Tang hides his face, what a bah, I can't feed you this bottomless pit even if I take out all my belongings to buy food!
A certain Tang sneered: If you have a dinner party later, can you bear with it first?
The glutton's eyes suddenly lit up, and he ran towards the refrigerator in a certain Tang's house: I saw the food, you go and get busy, leave me alone.
A certain Tang wants to cry without tears, Nima, this week's grain was only bought in the labor-management refrigerator!
Fox looked at a certain Tang coldly: Get out of the way, it's in the way.
A certain Tang flashed to the side with a cold war, and respectfully asked the fox to walk over and sit down, woo woo woo, you dead face paralysis, bullying silver!
Yue Lao said with a smile on the dust: The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother went to spend the 9888th honeymoon, so the god came on behalf of the heavenly court for them, Tang Tang, do you welcome?
A certain Tang: Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!(I complained in my heart, Nima, do you dare to welcome it?) This girl is still single, in case you don't pull the red line for me, will it be broken?)
The Mo family also came over, a certain Su Su was busy flirting with Meng Qing, completely ignoring a certain Tang, Mo Wei nodded at her and sat down, only Mo Zixiong said hello politely.
A certain Tang Nei Niu is full of face, Xiaoxiong, sure enough, you are the only one who is kind, there is wood!!
Next on the stage are the male number two in the two books - Shen Yi and Zhong Sheng.
Two men who are obviously very good, but because they are not the male protagonists, they have to fall out of love in the end, and they are furious when they see a certain Tang.
Shen Yi: Tang Tang, you who kill a thousand knives! Young Master Ben is handsome and chic, Yushu is in the wind, and he has a car and a house, where is he not as good as that half-hung fairy?
Zhong Sheng: You should be content, she not only knocked me out, but also made me amnesiac, and since then I have forgotten my beloved Lili, the saddest thing in the world is nothing more than this!
Shen Yi: Damn! Are you as miserable as me? Xiao Ran also had amnesia at the beginning, originally the young master had a chance, but she actually let Xiao Ran recover her memory! If you have hope, then disappointment is the worst thing, okay?
Zhong Sheng: you! I'm the worst! I've been killed and left the country, you can at least see the people you like!
Shen Yi: Watching a beloved woman show affection with other men in front of you is the worst thing, right?
Zhong Sheng: I'm the worst!
Shen Yi: I'm the worst!
The two male second men quarreled over the question of who was more miserable, and in the end everyone couldn't listen to it anymore, Mo Susu flicked his snake tail, Pixiu called Lei Gong, and after two lightning bolts, the whole world was quiet......
A certain Tang hurriedly ran to the side to wipe the cold sweat, who made you the second male? Doomed cannon fodder, rest in peace!
A certain Tang: Okay, now let's start the interview, first of all, interview the former God of Wealth couple, Xiao Ran, is Yifan good to you, is your married life happy?
Yin Xiaoran smiled shyly: He is very good, and we are very happy.
Yifan affectionately took Yin Xiaoran's hand: Wife, I will love you for the rest of your life.
Yin Xiaoran: Husband!
Yifan: Wife!
Yin Xiaoran: Husband, since you love me so much, your pocket money will be changed to 300 from next month.
Yifan: ...... Wife, is three hundred too little?
Yin Xiaoran: What's missing? You have a special car when you go home from work, there are working meals in the company, you don't smoke or drink, and you are the vice president of entertainment, do you have a place to spend money? Or do you want to take the money to support your second wife?
Yifan burst into tears: No, no, absolutely nothing, three hundred is three hundred, my wife has the final say.
Yin Xiaoran smiled with satisfaction: This is good.
A certain Tang was sweating on the side, but he didn't expect to be married for so long, Yin Xiaoran's love for money has not only not changed, but has been upgraded, and there is such an iron rooster wife on the stall, Yifan, you accept your fate!
A certain Tang: Now let's interview the nine-tailed fox couple, Lili, your baby has inherited Mo Ziyan's genes, and he is also a nine-tailed fox, are you two going to let him cultivate immortals or get rid of the demonic energy and become mortals like Mo Ziyan?
Hu Lili: For the time being, let's let him be a nine-tailed fox.
Tang: Why?
Mo Ziyan: I'll answer this question, because I don't have mana now, and the baby does, and she asked the baby to use mana to clean me up.
Tang: Ah, what did you do badly?
Mo Ziyan was very aggrieved: How could I do anything bad? Don't you just let her fulfill her responsibilities as a wife every day?
Hu Lili lifted the table: Mo Ziyan, you are so embarrassed to say! Every night, you pull me to keep rolling the sheets, and you say that you want me to open nine degrees, do you want me to die in bed?
Mo Ziyan: My dear, love has to be said, love has to be done!
Hu Lili: Be your sister! Baby, burn your father with fox fire!
Hu Lili's little baby in her arms, who looked like Mo Ziyan's mold, smiled and summoned the white fox fire, and threw the fire at his father without the slightest apology.
Mo Ziyan was chased by the fox fire and flew all over the field: You little rabbit cub, dare to burn your father! Unfilial son! Be careful of thunder slashing you!
Hearing this, the thunder god who was about to leave the scene thought that Pixiu had let him release thunder again, and a lightning bolt rushed towards Mo Ziyan, and a few seconds later, Mo Ziyan, who was covered in darkness, looked at Pixiu murderously: You let Lei Gong split me, right?
The Mo family immediately used their mana to chase after Pixiu, who shouted while resisting: Ahhhh
Gluttony, Fox and Yue Lao had to join the battle, and suddenly, the wind and clouds changed color, you came and went, and the original interview became a group fight between the gods and monsters.
A certain Tang ran with the lid of the pot and shouted: Nima, the gods fight, mortals suffer! That's all for today's interview, dear friends, we'll see you in the next book!
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