"Don't want to?" I smiled: "Okay, I'll let Sun Xiaoya go back to the bedroom, anyway, if the ghost can't find Xiaoice tonight, he will attack Sun Xiaoya." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

As he spoke, I made a gesture to turn around and stop the car, but Kim Dae-jung hurriedly stopped me: "Don't, I'll go, can't I go?" ”

"Looks like you're really in love, thumbs up! Pure gentlemen! I said with a smile, this is not to shoot Jin Dazhong's ass, just this guy's urine nature, he was the first to escape when he encountered danger, and now he dared to rush up directly for Sun Xiaoya!

"Tell me, how?" Kim Dae-jung looked at me like a martyr who had generously died.

I put my arm around his shoulders and comforted: "Don't do this, it won't happen, what you have to do is very simple, just dress up as a woman and lie on Xiaoice's bed to sleep, and leave the rest to me." ”

"You're trying to use me as bait to catch that ghost?" Jin Dazhong rolled his eyes and said, followed by a sudden tremor as if he had been electrocuted, and smashed his fist on my chest: "Fuck your uncle, Duan Ya, why do you want Lao Tzu to be exploded?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, it's really possible!

But now there is no other way, the color * ghost has already made it clear that he wants to find Xiaoice, I can't let Xiaoice be the bait, right? If you don't pay attention, Xiaoice will have to be tricked, with her current physical condition, if I go late, the color * ghost will really suck her dry!

As for Sun Xiaoya, even if I am willing, Jin Dazhong will not be willing!

I looked at Jin Dazhong and said, "Now you can help, Xiaoice is too weak to be a bait, then you can't let Xiaoya go, right?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Jin Dazhong had an expression of wanting to cry without tears, was silent for two seconds, and suddenly sang: "The chrysanthemum is broken, full of wounds, my shadow has turned yellow, and the broken flowers are broken......"

"As for being so miserable, isn't it?" The corners of my mouth twitched, damn it, I was so adapted by Kim Dae-jung, I will never be able to look directly at the song "Chrysanthemum Terrace" in the future!

"Your uncle, if it's not miserable, then why are you going?" Jin Dazhong is like a grudged little daughter-in-law.

"I'm a red-eyed zombie, even if I play the chick, it doesn't look like it." I scratched my head and said with a smile, I am a red-eyed zombie, even if there is a "hidden qi charm" to cover the corpse qi, but the perverted * ghost is naturally timid, and he will run away at the slightest disturbance, since he decided to arrest him, it must be solved at one time, otherwise if you want to catch him again, it will be troublesome!

Jin Dazhong is already thin like ribs, and his body shape is similar to Xiaoice, dressed as a woman, covering his head with a pillow, it is estimated that even the color * ghost can't tell the real from the fake!

"So what if something happens to me?" Kim Dae-jung asked.

"What could happen? When the pervert appears, you find a way to lure him down from the dorm building, and it's over. I paused for a moment and added, "Besides, if you really don't have a chrysanthemum, wouldn't that be refreshing?" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Kim Dae-jung lowered his head and looked for something on the ground, and I was a little puzzled: "What are you looking for?" ”

Jin Dazhong suddenly stopped, squatted on the ground and picked up half a brick: "Your uncle, Lao Tzu wants to fight you to the death!" ”

"it!" I suddenly shuddered, this skinny rib launched a surge, it was also strange and scary, I turned around and ran, and Kim Dae-jung chased after me.

After making a fuss for a while, the two of us also stopped, and Jin Dazhong finally agreed to be willing to risk being blown up for Sun Xiaoya.

The two of us didn't run around, just sat in the school dormitory for a day, Kim Dae-jung's grandson was worried about being blown up, so he went to the commissary to buy two rolls of scotch tape, and took off his pants as soon as he returned to the dormitory.

"Monkey, are you like this?" I asked, lying on my bed.

", I don't want to talk to you." Kim Dae-jung said while stabbing the thorny tape.

I didn't have a fight with him, who knows that he may be blown up, as long as he is a straight man, he will definitely be unhappy!

It took an hour for Kim Dae-jung to wrap the two rolls of tape around his buttocks, not to mention, if you just look at his buttocks, it looks like an Egyptian mummy, but because the tape was wrapped too much, the kid's whole body was straightened, and he wanted to sit on the bed, but he smashed on the bed with a "bang" and screamed for a long time.

Finally waited until it got dark, I put on the girl's clothes that I had prepared a long time ago for Jin Dazhong, and put on a wig, because I was worried that there would be a flaw, I also specially asked Sun Xiaoya for a set of cosmetics before, and I didn't know how to put on makeup anyway, so I simply grabbed something and wiped it on Jin Dazhong's face.

One last look, open! Shocking ghosts and gods! For example, flowers are still like flowers, it is estimated that the ghost saw Jin Dazhong's current appearance, and he was so frightened that he couldn't lift it in an instant!

Kim Dae-jung looked in the mirror and looked at me resentfully: "Are you sure you're putting on makeup for me or not disfiguring?" ”

I resisted the urge to vomit and waved my hand: "Don't look at me, disgusting." ”

"Groove!" Jin Dazhong scolded, then took a scarf around his head, and held my arm like a village woman: "Handsome guy, let's go." ”

"Gross!" There was a churn in my stomach, and I gritted my teeth and didn't spit it out, Jin Dazhong on the side was still a little uneasy, and asked, "Yazi, are you sure that ghost will find it?" What if I go to another dormitory? ”

"Whether it is Xiaoice or Sun Xiaoya, they have been targeted by that ghost, especially Xiaoice, who is already fat to the mouth for the color * ghost, do you think he will run to other bedrooms to pick up his sister again?" I say.

Jin Dazhong nodded and looked at me seriously: "You must cover me." ”

When the two of us arrived at the girls' dormitory building, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, and a large group of girls were in and out at the door, although it was not a hot summer, but they were all dressed a little cool.

"You just go inside, I'll settle the rest, don't care about anything when you go upstairs, just fall asleep, after the ghost appears, you must find a way to lure him down." I instructed again, for fear that this kid would be carried away by a large piece of big white legs in front of him.

"Okay." Jin Dazhong answered, stared at the big white leg and walked towards the girls' dormitory building, I took a deep breath, released the corpse qi, invaded the building monitoring, and then walked towards the dormitory manager's aunt: "Auntie, can I go upstairs to find a friend of mine?" ”

"Roll the calf, my mother breaks her leg a year, you are like this, if not a hundred, there are fifty." The aunt in charge of the dormitory blocked the door with a mop, and as soon as she said this, the girls around me also stared at me with a perverted look.

"I'm really looking for someone, you let me in." I was about to walk in with a shy face, but the dormitory manager picked up the mop and pounced, the scene suddenly became chaotic, Jin Dazhong took the opportunity to enter the dormitory building, I saw him disappear into the corridor, and then he left in the eyes of a group of girls looking at hooligans.

I didn't go far, and after sparing a lap in the playground, I went back to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, and sat down under a big tree directly below Sun Xiaoya's dormitory, which also happened to see the dormitory gate.

I glanced at the time, tossed to the present, it was nine o'clock in the evening, the dormitory had closed, the surroundings were quiet, the dormitory upstairs, all the windows were lit up, and the sound of laughter and slapstick could be faintly heard.

I stared at the time, a little nervous, after all, let Kim Dae-jung go alone to attract ghosts, there are too many changes that may occur, gradually, the lights on the upper floor of the girls' dormitory went out one by one, and by eleven o'clock, the lights in the entire building were all extinguished, and it was quiet all of a sudden.

Call...... Call......

A cool breeze blew, the surrounding street lamps were dimly lit, and there was a deathly silence, I looked at the girls' dormitory building Sun Xiaoya and their dormitory, quietly, and there was no yin qi fluctuation, the ghost should not have come yet!

"Ahh

Suddenly, Kim Dae-jung's screams echoed in the quiet dormitory building, and I suddenly stood up and came!