Chapter 3: God Screenwriter

At night, Jian Haoyuan sat and meditated, and the puppy also squatted next to him, but the puppy's eyes were firmly fixed on the old demon of the Black Mountain who was floating three meters away. The old demon of Montenegro didn't dare to step forward, Yu Ruyi rolled to the windowsill, and his soul floated into the air, giving Jian Haoyuan a science popularization of the actor's work and the general story of Journey to the West.

After the popularization of science, the old demon of Montenegro asked again: "By the way, which role are you trying to try?" ”

Jian Haoyuan searched for a while in the memory of the big fat man before he said, "Zhu Bajie." ”

The memory of the big fat man shows that one day, his goddess Chu Xuan happily shared with him the happiness of being an actor for the first time, saying that she was recommended by the nobles to join the crew of "Journey to the West: The Legend of Wukong" as an important supporting actress; Chu Xuan told the big fat man again, saying that there was a temporary lack of male supporting actors in the crew, and inadvertently revealed the time and place of the role primary, so the big fat man went to try, as long as he was with the goddess, it didn't matter if he played Zhu Bajie and ugly himself.

The old demon of Montenegro didn't have any opinion after hearing this, nodded his head, and said, "It turned out that an acquaintance led the way, which was expected." For newcomers, this role is very good, at least there are lines, and they can often appear next to the protagonist. ”

Jian Haoyuan was noncommittal, after listening to the story of Journey to the West, he didn't like Zhu Bajie very much, it didn't matter if he just went to see it.

The old demon of Montenegro was very enthusiastic, first taught Jian Haoyuan how to go to the audition location, and then volunteered: "I will follow you in the audition tomorrow, if you don't know how to act, I will show you, and you can do what I do when the time comes!" ”

Jian Haoyuan let out an "um" and began to meditate and cultivate.

After meditating for two more hours, I transformed one percent of the nutrients in the meridians, widened the meridians, and felt refreshed and in good spirits without sleeping.

Early the next morning, the puppy was entrusted to the boss, and Yu Ruyi automatically followed, rolling all the way at Jian Haoyuan's feet, guiding Jian Haoyuan to take the subway. Although there is an experience of taking the subway in the memory of the big fat man, it is the first time for Jian Haoyuan, and he wants to experience this huge subway project in person.

The streets are bustling with people. Jian Haoyuan was about to walk into the ground entrance of the subway station, when he suddenly heard the sound of hurried footsteps behind him, turned his head sideways, and grabbed the hand of the person behind his shoulder with his backhand. When I looked closely, I found that it was a long-haired girl in shorts, revealing a pair of white and thin calves.

Jian Haoyuan didn't look at it after just one glance, and immediately let go of the girl's hand, frowned slightly, and said, "It's rude." ”

After speaking, Jian Haoyuan raised his legs and left.

He lived in an era where everyone was wrapped very tightly, and only his face was exposed. In modern times, you can often see men and women wearing short sleeves, shorts, and short skirts, Jian Haoyuan is very unaccustomed to this, it doesn't matter if he sees the same sex, but for girls, there is no superfluous idea such as shyness, he just feels that he should be polite.

The long-haired girl trotted after her, rubbing her wrists while saying to Jian Haoyuan, "Handsome guy! Wait a minute! Don't leave! ”

The voice of the old demon of Montenegro came to mind at the bottom of his feet: "Big bald head, run!" There must be nothing good, normal people won't call you handsome! ”

Jian Haoyuan: "......"

The long-haired girl ran to Jian Haoyuan's front and said pitifully: "My wallet and mobile phone have been stolen, handsome guy, can you lend me a little money to go home?" ”

Although the long-haired girl's tone was very pitiful, she was about a head taller than Jian Haoyuan, and she looked down at Jian Haoyuan's big bald head at this time. And Jian Haoyuan happened to see her flat chest, froze his steps, frowned, and raised his eyes to look at her face.

The old demon of Montenegro said again: "Don't borrow, don't care about her, you are in a hurry, there are a lot of liars at the station." ”

Jian Haoyuan felt that it was not good for a girl to go home without money, and this girl was still wearing shorts, which was too dangerous. He asked, "How much do you want to borrow?" ”

The long-haired girl was overjoyed and said, "Three pieces will do, I'll take the subway back." ”

Jian Haoyuan thought for a while and said, "Okay, where are you going, I'll help you buy a ticket." ”

After all, he has a big fat Yangcheng Pass, and he hasn't tried to buy tickets with an automatic ticket machine. Under the guidance of the long-haired girl, Jian Haoyuan clicked on the screen step by step, and when he got the ticket, Jian Haoyuan also looked at it for a while before handing it to the long-haired girl. It's amazing to think that you can get a ticket by stuffing a coin.

The two happened to go to the same place, so they took the subway together. The long-haired girl said: "Leave a mobile phone number, go back to WeChat red envelopes and pay you back." ”

Jian Haoyuan paid attention to keeping a certain distance from the long-haired girl, did not squint, and said, "No need." ”

The long-haired girl said in a cheerful tone: "Now people like you are too rare, I asked many people, if you are willing to lend me money, you don't have to pay me back." ”

Jian Haoyuan only looked at the advertising video in the carriage, and his tone was calm: "It's a matter of effort." ”

"Anyway, thank you." The long-haired girl thanked her sincerely. She looked down at Jian Haoyuan's bald head, and suddenly her eyes lit up, she took out a small notebook and a pen in her pocket, and drew a large list of characters dancing with dragons and phoenixes, and her eyes were full of light. In the end, it was Jian Haoyuan who reminded her that she had arrived at the station, and she came to her senses and followed Jian Haoyuan out of the station. The long-haired girl was still writing while leaving the station, but her body automatically followed behind Jian Haoyuan.

The two walked into the same building together.

Jian Haoyuan asked the long-haired girl very suspiciously, "Is your family also here?" Wrong to follow me, right? ”

After the popularization of the old demon science in Montenegro, the entire building here is used by an entertainment company for office, and girls should not live here.

The long-haired girl looked up from the small notebook in a daze, glanced around the company lobby, and said, "Isn't it wrong?" Belch! Do you also work here. ”

Jian Haoyuan replied: "No, I'm here to participate in the role reselection." ”

The long-haired girl's eyes lit up and asked, "Is it "The Legend of Wukong in the West"!" ”

Jian Haoyuan nodded.

The long-haired girl pinched the hand of the small book and trembled, pressed her chest with her right hand, calmed down her mood, and took Jian Haoyuan to the front desk customer service, remembering Jian Haoyuan's name and the role of the audition. He diligently pointed the way, took Jian Haoyuan to the elevator, pressed the floor, and said, "You go to the fifth floor, I'll go to the tenth floor," and winked at Jian Haoyuan again, and said: "I'm a screenwriter who is bigger than the director, see you later, come on!" ”

Jian Haoyuan didn't know why, got out of the elevator, and was guided to wait in the conference room, and saw more than a dozen brightly dressed men and women, with different figures, and some boys were still touching up their makeup in the mirror.

After waiting for a long time, the audition began. The men and women around him all went in and out one after another, and in the end, only Jian Haoyuan and another tall fat man who was a little thinner than him were left.

The tall fat man said to Jian Haoyuan: "It seems that you and I are the characters who rob Zhu Bajie." ”

Jian Haoyuan only listened curiously to the movement in the audition room, and listened to the actors inside reading their lines excitedly or resentfully, and did not answer for a while.

The tall fat man continued to mutter to himself: "I really didn't think that Zhu Bajie would have someone to rob me, who pushed you in?" ”

Before Jian Haoyuan could answer, Lin Xiaoqiu, assistant to the director, called Jian Haoyuan and Gao Fatzi in at the same time.

The audition room was a small room, and there were five people sitting opposite the door, three of whom were about forty or fifty years old, and the man sitting in the middle looked younger, less than thirty, but with a stern face. The long-haired girl who came with her just now was in the second position from the right, and when the long-haired girl saw Jian Haoyuan, she nodded slightly to him and did not speak.

Lin Xiaoqiu, assistant to the director, directly started the topic and said to them: "Time is precious, please act in a scene first-Zhu Bajie molests women." One minute to perform, which of you comes first? ”

Jian Haoyuan: "......"

The tall fat man quickly started and said, "Hello fellow judges Yao, I'll come first!" ”

Lin Xiaoqiu nodded and said, "Okay, let's start." ”

The tall fat man's eyes looked at the man sitting in the middle, stretched out his right index finger, as if picking up the chin of the person opposite, and lowered his head to smell it, raised his left hand high, held someone's hand weakly, and said with a lewd smile: "Beauty~ You are so fragrant." ”

"It's time," Lin Xiaoqiu smiled and asked the tall fat man to stand aside, and said to Jian Haoyuan, "It's your turn." ”

Jian Haoyuan didn't move.

The old demon of Montenegro floated out from under Jian Haoyuan's feet and said, "I will be better than him, follow me!" ”

After that, the old demon of Montenegro closed his eyes, stepped drunk, twisted his little fat waist, pounced on the left, pounced on the right, kept laughing in his mouth, made touching or grabbing movements with his palms, and occasionally rubbed a few times with the air, as if he was playing with many beauties to catch and hide, and there were eleven bullies who sat in a harem of three thousand.

The old demon of Montenegro pounced for a while, but Jian Haoyuan still didn't move, so he urged: "You move!" Just follow me, this character is yours! I've been self-inflicted during the day, and you're still not moving! ”

Jian Haoyuan said, "I'm sorry, I can't do it." ”

Black Mountain Old Demon: "......"

The man sitting in the center waved his hand, Lin Xiaoqiu understood, and said, "Okay, you guys go back and wait for news." ”

When the old demon of Montenegro heard this, he roared angrily in Jian Haoyuan's ear: "There must be no play, obviously bet, why don't you listen to me!" ”

Jian Haoyuan didn't answer, pursed his lips, and prepared to leave here.

The long-haired girl shouted, "Wait! ”

Jian Haoyuan turned around.

The long-haired girl asked, "Why can't you do it?" ”

Jian Haoyuan replied truthfully: "I don't molest women. ”

The long-haired girl asked again, "Can you make a move with me?" The long-haired girl said, clasped her palms together, nodded slightly, demonstrated, and said, "Nan Wu Amitabha, Wukong, come back." ”

This Jian Haoyuan was acceptable, and followed it in a smooth tone.

The long-haired girl clapped her hands and said with a smile, "Yes! That's how it feels! The feeling of a little kid pretending to be an old man! ”

Jian Haoyuan: "......"

The man sitting in the middle pressed the shoulder of the long-haired girl and said to Jian Haoyuan, "Okay, you go back first, there is news to inform you." ”

Jian Haoyuan nodded, and left.

……

On the way back, the old demon of Montenegro never showed up again, only hiding in the soles of Jian Haoyuan's shoes in a dejected manner. Jian Haoyuan ignored him and went shopping to find a suitable job.

And in the audition room.

There are only long-haired girls and young men who have just looked stern.

The long-haired girl stood opposite the young man and said excitedly to the man, "It's on the way to the company!" I have a better idea, the story will definitely be more beautiful and moving than the previous one, and the character prototype is Jian Haoyuan! He is the source of my inspiration, brother, use him to play Tang Seng? ”

The young man said: "If he plays Tang Seng, he will be the fattest Tang Seng in history." ”

The long-haired girl immediately retorted: "The Tang Dynasty was popular plump and beautiful!" ”

The young man couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "You can't change it like this, we are filming the legend of Journey to the West Wukong, not the legend of Tang Seng of Journey to the West, and it is impossible for the first-line superstar Shan Shanggang to match him." ”

"Don't worry, I understand this, just give a supporting role?"

"......" The young man thought for a while, and then said, "If you change it like this, the expected venue, costumes, and extras will be changed accordingly." Today was in vain. ”

"Brother, you have money! None of this is a problem! ”

......The young man was speechless, and after a while, he said: "He is a newcomer, he has no education, no acting experience, and he is not obedient enough to play the role of molesting women." ”

The long-haired girl said: "A director who can't tune 1 to teach actors is not a good director!" Brother, don't be discouraged, I'm optimistic about you! ”

The young man was completely speechless: "......"

"Promise me?"

The young man finally surrendered, saying, "Let's finish the outline and show me the storyboard." ”

The long-haired girl rubbed her hands: "Okay, you wait!" ”