2. An egg
"Ahem, ahem! What the hell is this! It stinks...... Vomit! ”
Because of the suddenness of the incident, Oliver also poured a lot of black water into his mouth, which was bitter and smelly, and disgusting. He grabbed his throat and tried to vomit the water out, but to no avail.
"Haha, dear Silver, have you finally been scared by me? Don't be paralyzed with dwarf oil, how does my newly developed spinach bug juice taste, it's super delicious, right? I also made tomato caterpillar sauce and sesame centipede shortbread, and I'll send it to you next time! ”
There was an exaggerated laugh from the wooden box, a pre-recorded recording. Uncle Bobby sounds like he's in a good mood.
"When I was making desserts a few days ago, I suddenly remembered that Valentine's Day seems to be coming, but you guy must not have found a lover yet, so he went to the flower and bird market to buy you a gift, and put it in a box, you opened the grass on it, it's good, do you see it now?"
The small wooden box was stuffed with hay, and Oliver followed Uncle Bobby's instructions to remove the grass to reveal a round object. He carefully took it out......
"Oh my God! Silver, Uncle Bobbi gave you an egg! Oliver shouted in surprise.
The egg in his hand was heavy, and the milky white eggshell was smooth and delicate, and it was hard to imagine that there was a small life inside.
"How's it going, Silver, do you like the gift I gave?" Uncle Bobby's voice came from the box again, "I wanted to give you a pot of stinky flowers or a piranha as a lover, but I didn't know that they were all sold out, tsk, what a pity." ”
Everyone: "!! "Thankfully, it sold out!
"I can't help it, I'll have to give you an egg instead. But you wouldn't guess it, this egg is actually ......."
Uncle Bobby deliberately stretched out his voice and sold a pass, causing everyone's hearts to rise to their throats. Isn't this the seed of a stinky flower or the egg of a piranha?
"Hehe, don't worry, it's just an ordinary blue dragon egg." Uncle Bobby's next sentence relieved everyone.
"Silver, you're usually too cold, you've been like this since you were a child, you're not interested in anything, and you're not cute at all!"
Uncle Bobby said indignantly: "How beautiful this world is, but you don't know how to appreciate it at all." You need a cutie to teach you to see the world with a kind eye! Blue dragons are usually docile, they are the kindest dragons, Silver, you have to raise this egg well and change your cold face because it's just too annoying! ”
On the other side of the desk, Silver sat in a chair with his "nasty" and "cold" face, expressionless.
"Remember, I mean you have to raise it yourself, dear! Self! Uncle Bobbi sternly warned: "I am not allowed to be raised by others, I don't want my little blue dragon to be raised by vampires as a dried corpse specimen!" ”
Ian: "......"
"I don't want it to be raised by the dark elves with two ugly pointed ears!"
Aki: "......"
"I don't want it to be raised by the dwarves as a little dwarf with a wrinkled face!"
Kinley innocently lay down on the gun.
"What about me?" Oliver's eyes lit up, and Uncle Bobby didn't mention him, meaning that he could raise him in addition to silver?
"Also, it must never be given to that werewolf to raise! If my little blue dragon turns into a stupid hat like him, Silver, I promise I'll send you a hundred buckets of stinky flower shell mantis mixed fruit and vegetable juice every month for the next month! ”
Hearing this malicious name, Oliver's feet went limp, and he almost fell to his knees. In this life, oh no, he will never forget Uncle Bobby's special stinky mixture, that taste...... What a **!
Not only him, but Yahi and Ian's faces weren't very good-looking. And although there was still no expression on Yin's face, the slightly curled fingers betrayed him.
Uncle Bobbi's Special Stinky Poopy Mix Juice...... That's even more terrible than the Titan's footwash!
In custody of the stinky mixture and the balls, Oliver decisively chose to give up the latter. He sniffed hard and rubbed the egg in his arms reluctantly: "Woo, Dandan, it seems that Uncle Oliver can't raise you to become a dragon, woo, Dandan, Uncle Oliver is very sad......"
"Ahem, in short, Silver, you have to raise this egg yourself, and I will check it next time! If you don't raise it well, I'll give you a drink of stinky mixed juice! Uncle Bobbi shamelessly threatened.
"Of course, it would be better if you could train it to be a lover, so that at least you would have company on Valentine's Day later. Okay, without telling you more, I'm going to make dinner. Anyway, what to eat tonight, I want to think about it, or I should eat tomato caterpillar sauce pasta, plus a plate of flea crisp......"
Uncle Bobby's voice grew quieter and quieter, and finally disappeared into the box entirely.
The crowd listened to the creep: tomato caterpillar sauce pasta with flea crisp? Uncle Bobby, do you want to be so heavy-mouthed......
"By the way, is Valentine's Day coming?" Ian asked.
Oliver said: "It was two months ago, and now it's April Fool's Day." ”
Ian: "...... "Well, Uncle Bobby, you must have eaten too many bugs and entered Alzheimer's disease early."
Bidding farewell to the terrifying Uncle Bobby, the atmosphere in the hall slowly became lively again, and the attention of several people gradually shifted to the egg in Oliver's arms.
"Hehe, what a cute egg." Aki gently stroked the smooth surface of the eggshell, closed her eyes and smiled, "I seem to be able to feel the vitality contained in it, and hear the thin breath of the little blue dragon." I wish it hatched soon. ”
Elves are mostly extremely agile and scercerative, they are the guardians of nature, and their pointed ears allow them to hear the sound of trees growing.
"yes, eggs, hatch them quickly, Uncle Oliver will definitely take care of you!" Oliver hugged the dragon egg and loved it, as if he could already foresee a cute little blue dragon stumbling and running around behind him in the near future.
"Didi! Didi! ”
The sudden sound of machinery interrupted the warm atmosphere at the moment, and it turned out to be a silver communicator.
"It's Ella." Silver glanced at the caller ID and connected to the communication.
Soon, Ella's big face appears on the screen.
Ella wore his trademark gray robe, his hair was messy, his face was pale, and the thick bruises under his eyes were a sign of how long it had been since he had slept properly.
"What's the matter, Ella?"
On the other end of the communication, Ella held up a piece of red letter and waved, "Steve's sixteenth challenge is here, and he has asked you to fight it off at noon in seven days at the Amelio Forest Gladiatorial Arena on Jacques Star." ”
"Steve? Is that the dragon hunter Steve? Oliver asked.
Ella nodded, impatiently, "Yes, that's him." His last challenge was seven days ago! Silver, I don't know why your challenge is sent to me every time, but if I continue to be harassed by his weekly letters, I suspect that I might actually have a nervous breakdown and accidentally made some special cannon to blow up the entire base. ”
Threat! Naked = naked = naked threat! It's a pity that this threat really works, because the skill of the wizard Ella to make cannonballs, let alone the Black Commune, even if you look at the entire Wu clan, I am afraid that no one can surpass it.
"This Steve is so annoying." Oliver complained, "Isn't he a dragon hunter, the dragon hunter doesn't think about dragon hunting, what do you think about fighting all day long?" ”