When you apply, your boss won't ask you about your past, he doesn't care if you have saved the world, whether you are about to save the world, even if there is Spider-Man or Superman standing opposite, he will only ask you one sentence - can you work overtime?

So on the first Saturday and Sunday after Christmas, the rolls began to work overtime.

According to the new company regulations, the volume rushed to the door of the company at seven o'clock, at that time the sky was just bright, walking with a flashlight, a straight light into the white fog in front, faintly visible a few hazy figures wandering at the door of the company, far away, thought it was a zombie, close, only to find out that it was a colleague.

However, everyone's appearance is no different from that of zombies, they are all blue eye bags, demented eyes, and heavy and staggering steps, and they look like they are in urgent need of fresh brains......

"Alright, alright!" The department manager clapped his hands and walked over, "Be in good spirits, line up, line up!" ”

Juan participated in this activity for the first time, and stood with the large army, and then the manager took out a whistle and blew it, and the whistle sounded, and the people on her left and right sides stomped their feet suddenly, and then put their hands on their waists, and made a loving gesture with their left and right hands: "I love the company!" I love to work! I love my customers! ”

Curly looked around for a moment, and silently made the same gesture and placed it on his waist.

Before she could keep up with the rhythm of the people next to her, the manager blew another whistle, and the group of people immediately took a step forward, put their right hand across their chests, and shouted: "I want to meet today, meet work, and greet every customer with all my love!" Oh also! ”

Oh, your sister! Juan Juan felt that his goosebumps were about to come out, but for the sake of his salary, he also took a step forward.

With his right hand slowly crossing his chest, he saw the manager spit out a whistle and yell at them, "What are we going to do with the customer?" ”

"Smile!" A group of zombies grinned.

What else can you do with the rolls? I had to grin along.

"What are we going to do in the face of rude insults from customers?" The manager asked again.

"Call the police!" Roll shouted.

"Smile!" Colleagues shouted.

After shouting, everyone, including the manager, looked at the roll.

In front of everyone's eyes, Juan had no choice but to change his words: "Smile!" ”

Only then did the manager retract his gaze and continue to shout: "What are we going to do in the face of the wanton beating of customers? ”

"Call back!" Roll shouted.

"Smile!" Colleagues shouted.

"Huh?" The manager's face was elongated into a horse's face, and he walked quickly to Curly Roll, and then stared at her deadly.

Okay, okay, you pay your salary the most, and Juan Juan had to change his words: "Smile." ”

The manager let out a long voice and continued to walk...... Walking back and forth around the scroll, the corner of his eye swept over her and asked, "What is our purpose?" ”

Everyone suddenly seemed to have taken drugs, and their hands and feet swayed sharply, and while swaying, their faces were hideous, and they grinned: "Smile service!" Serve with a smile! Serve with a smile! ”

Directly opposite, the manager had a whistle on his chest, staring at her expressionlessly, and two words popped out between his teeth: "Smile!" ”

“…… Hahahaha!! Juan Juan had no choice but to show the momentum of square dancing and sway with the people around him, "Smile service hahahaha!" ”

Seven to eight o'clock is a century long for a scroll.

Looking back, the manager was still not satisfied, and when he got off work, he called her to run her own company, put her hands in front of her lips, stared at her from behind the desk, stared at the curly and said in a low voice: "Manager, give me a chance to mend my ways, I will go home and practice smiling service in the mirror......"

The manager raised his hand and pressed it on her, stopping her from talking.

"I don't think your biggest problem is here." He said as he handed over a stack of papers.

Roll took the stack of papers from his hand.

When I looked down, I saw that the paper was full of multiple-choice questions.

"Sit." The manager's voice came from the other side, Curly raised his head, saw the manager open the drawer, took out a small white alarm clock from it, pressed it on the table, then raised his eyes to look at her, and said lightly, "Give you twenty minutes, you finish these test questions first." ”

In order to keep his job, Juan had to sit down across from him.

There are ten pages in total, all of which are multiple-choice questions, and after a cursory flip, there are about one or two hundred questions, and there are all kinds of questions, such as

Which of the following is the owner of the company? What book has the boss been reading lately? What color does the boss like? Who is the great man the boss admires the most? Does the boss like sweet or salty zongzi? Boss...... Juan Juan felt that except for the boss's brainless fans, no one could answer all of them correctly.

In addition to this, there are some miscellaneous options, such as do you have faith? Do you think corporate culture is a kind of belief?

I borrowed a pen from the manager, and I bowed my head to make a roll, and the ten karma papers looked like a lot, but because they were all multiple-choice questions, she answered quickly. Anyway, I don't know the answers to most of the questions, so I can only take out the experience of the previous exams, three long and one short are the shortest, and three short and one long are the longest......

Silently reciting the mantra in his heart, the tip of the pen wrote D in the last box, and after that, the scroll handed the scroll back to the manager, and the corner of his eye swept over the small alarm clock on the table, just twenty minutes, not exceeding, that would make it seem that she was not punctual, and did not hand in the paper in advance, which would make it seem that she was not serious enough.

The manager took the pen and paper from her hand, and began to sketch like a teacher correcting a student's paper, faster than the paper, and it seemed that he had corrected countless of the same papers, so that he knew all the answers by heart.

"Fail." Ten minutes later, he put down the test questions in his hand and looked at the scroll with a blank face, "It turns out that you lack a sense of identity with our corporate culture. ”

Scroll: "......"

Does the boss like to eat sweet or salty rice dumplings as part of the corporate culture?

"Now we have two options." The manager gestured two fingers at her, "First, you go home, and we'll hire someone again." Second, participate in a one-week closed training specially prepared by our company for newcomers, when the boss will come to tell you about our company's corporate culture and increase your sense of identity with the company. ”

"We?" Curly asked sensitively.

"You guys." The manager said, "In addition to you, there are five other newcomers who have not passed the test, and they will also be trained together." ”

Curly looked at him suspiciously.

The manager was right, and it was true that it takes a period of training for a newcomer to join, but she still felt a little strange in her heart - especially the stack of test questions! I don't know why, I always feel weird after I finish it!

"If you choose closed training, then come and report at eight o'clock tomorrow morning." The manager said, "During the training, the company has all the room and board. ”

After giving the ultimatum, the manager got up and walked out from behind the desk, and when he passed by Curly Roll, he raised his hand and patted her on the shoulder, bowed his head and smiled: "If you don't come tomorrow, you won't use it in the future." ”