Chapter 397: One up and three downs

Ma Tongxiong looked at the audience, and the little female student had already tilted her head, pretending not to know. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Chen Yongning was staring at these two, and just met Ma Tong's gaze.

Wow, it turned out to be you kid, Ma Tong decided when he boarded, do you still want to ask, these two boys must be looking at so many beautiful girls, wanting to be in the limelight, and they are not convinced, so they pretend to laugh at themselves to show off.

Hmph, if you think like this, I, Ye Liangchen, oh no, I, Ma Tong, will tell you, what does it mean that you are completely wrong.

"Everyone," Ma Tong clasped his fists at the people around him, "Excuse me, let me introduce you first, this," Ma Tong pointed to Vice Chairman Tan, "Our vice chairman of the Linzhou Federation of Literary and Art Circles, Chairman Tan Yutan, declares elegance and style." Vice Chairman Tan jumped up and waved to everyone and nodded, very proud. There is no way, it is easy to show off, which is a common problem of literati.

"Contemptible Ma Tong is the chairman of the Folk Literature Association......"

Burst! Not only Chen Yongning, but even the two handsome girls couldn't help laughing.

The spittoon, the toilet, the name, is strong enough, sour enough.

The beauty smiles, no matter what it is, we are not angry. Ma Tong said proudly, "Today's grand event, with all the guests, in the next and Brother Tan's poetry, listening to these two little brothers smile, presumably there is a block in the chest, there is a good fortune in the wine, in the next is not talented, want to be with the two, to have a poetry gambling wine, to help everyone to have fun, what do you think?" ”

Good! It's not too big to see the excitement, not to mention that it was originally out to play, and everyone roared out. The runners also leaned against the wooden stairs and applauded.

This restaurant was originally a scenic spot, and the literati were all gathered, so they also welcomed the elegant things of the literati who often appeared.

Before the second egg reacted, Chen Yongning had already taken it: "Okay, the master will play with you, let's talk about it, what is the fighting method,"

Ha, simple, Ma Tongle said, "You and me, that is, Jing Fu poems, everyone watchs, makes a judgment, and if you lose, you will pay the wine money, how about it?" ”

Well, it's an elegant thing, everyone said.

"Chairman Ma, the boss said, this elegant thing, we can't ask for it in Jixian Building, the wine is enough, and the wine money will be symbolically only charged one dollar." The bartender shouted there.

Ho, don't say it, this place, the humanistic atmosphere is really weird, Erdan said in his heart, sister, they will definitely like such a place.

Okay, Ma Tong said, "Although the boss is in a wine shop, he is a really elegant person!" As he spoke, he reached out and took out a one-dollar steel hammer and held it in his hand.

Let's start, everyone is clamoring, this banquet is worth it.

Okay, Ma Tong said, this first level, with the current scenery scene as the title, improvised a poem.

After that, he stretched out his hand to invite Vice Chairman Tan to appear first, which is his strength.

Vice Chairman Tan took a peanut, threw it into his mouth, got up and paced unhurriedly, and paced to the window, exactly seven steps.

Everyone's eyes looked out the window with Vice Chairman Tan.

Outside the window, there is the local scenic spot Yuquan Lake, the lake waves are vast, and the sail shadows are dotted.

Vice Chairman Tan's mind was racing, and he suddenly saw a woman walking by a bamboo basket not far from the lake.

The woman in this mountain is near the mountain and near the lake, and the water is smart and beautiful. This woman is no exception, dressed plainly, but she can't stand up her full posture, her front is convex and backward, and she is about to come out.

Pregnant! Chairman Tan chanted aloud: "Look at the blue waves of the lake from afar......"

Well, it's okay, it's quite realistic, and the rippling scenery of the lake is described, which is a bit interesting.

"Look closely, the woman is carrying a basket ......," Vice Chairman Tan said again.

Well, it's okay, it's simple enough, isn't it, the woman with the basket hasn't gone far.

"There are big sweet potatoes in there......"

When I went, everyone climbed the window and stretched out their heads to look out, and the woman was carrying a basket with big sweet potatoes.

But this sentence is too much of a colloquialism, is it possible that this last sentence is going to be a strange peak? !

Vice Chairman Tan pointed at the woman's posture in a chic manner: "Exquisite and full!" ”

Hahaha, Ma Tong first realized, and the two laughed, feeling a little drunk and lying on the flowers, playing beautifully.

Erdan quickly understood, and when he looked at Chen Yongning again, his face turned red, and he obviously understood.

What do you mean? It turns out that the big sweet potatoes in Funiu Mountain are all pear-shaped and round, and there is a little pimple at the top, which looks like a woman's chest. So when the little fat man was teasing the little village girl, he would take a big sweet potato and gesture to someone's chest, saying big boobs or something.

Vice Chairman Tan is also obscene, but he himself probably thinks that this is a talented man. This woman with a basket of clothes, with a sexy posture, can see the chest bulging under the cloth clothes far away, so he came to the sentence "exquisite and full and don't let both," which means that the breasts are not allowed to be compared with this big sweet potato, and they are the same full and swollen.

And all the people despised it. Only Ma Tong is still Chairman Tan's most admired bosom friend.

Ha, wonderful, wonderful, unspeakable, Ma Tong shook his head, a burst of lustful pleasure.

"Please, two," Ma Tong said proudly.

Chen Yongning's face turned red, and he was so angry with these two ruffians that he couldn't think of anything for a while, and he couldn't help but look at Erdan for help.

The second egg smiled, and he had already made a bamboo in his chest. Although I don't read much, we don't listen to the stories of talented and beautiful people.

Erdan remembered the story of Tang Bohu's witty fight against the literati and early.

The story is similar to today's scene, the merry and talented Tang Bohu, because he can't get used to the self-righteousness of those literati, and he still boasts of his elegance every day, so he found an opportunity to tease these so-called literati.

Where is the talent of Tang Bohu, but Tang Bohu's poem, he can remember it clearly.

To be precise, in fact, it is not Tang Bohu's poem, the storyteller said, it is actually Sima Guang's poem, that is, Sima Guang who smashed the cylinder, his poem was taken by Tang Bohu, slightly changed, used, and the effect was very good.

So Erdan decided to paint the gourd according to the scoop, and also changed his poem slightly, teasing and teasing these two guys who don't know the height of the sky.

Everyone looked at the two of them with a blank eye, anxious for him, and the two handsome girls looked at this handsome guy with an expectant face, hoping that he could speak amazingly and teach these two shameless goods a good lesson.

Erdan drank the wine in the glass unhurriedly, stood up, glanced at the bartender, and said, "One on one and one on the other,"

Everyone had a bitter face, what is this, up and down, and three times in a row, this level is not as high as the spittoon.

Erdan didn't care, "One went up to the top of the building." ”

Poof, the bartender couldn't help but laugh. Guest, you are powerful, you have a life, you are a peasant poet.

Ma Tong and Vice Chairman Tan glanced at each other, laughed, and then laughed.

Chen Yongning's face turned even redder, but he was embarrassed, he thought that the literary style of this second brother would be as beautiful as that volley flying foot, who knows...... It's unbearable to look at.