539. 539. There is no more poisonous than the heart of Kerr
In the dense forest, they rushed forward, and soon left behind the pursuers behind. There were no enemies encountered along the way for the time being, and they advanced at a fast pace. In order to make sure that they were moving in the right direction, Lu Feng deliberately looked at the multi-function watch on his wrist to see that the direction of the compass was good, and he was completely relieved. Switching to the positioning function, he looked at the coordinates they were in, and said, "Let's work harder, in another hour or so, we can get out of the jungle!" ”
Listening to Lu Feng's words, except for Lin Miaoke, who seemed very excited, everyone else seemed indifferent, and the stegosaurus even looked a little lonely, sighed and said, "Let's go like this, it's too bland!" ”
Lin Miaoke lay in Lu Feng's arms, looked at the stegosaurus with wide eyes, and said, "It's still dull like this?" I really don't understand, what else do you want? ”
The stegosaurus pouted and said, "At least a few more shots, a few more bombs, and a few more deaths, right?" Otherwise, we have to carry these things back, what is the difference between not carrying them and not carrying them? ”
Hearing the stegosaurus say this, the snow wolf couldn't help but sigh and said: "It's also true, it's a pity that these things are thrown away, they are heavy on their backs, and it is inconvenient to bring them back to Huaxia, and it is really difficult to deal with them if they are not digested!" ”
"It's been a long time since I've had a fight!" Stegosaurus said regretfully, "I thought it would be a little exciting this time, but I didn't expect it to end like this, it's really unfinished, unfinished!" ”
Listening to the words of the snow wolf and the stegosaurus, Lin Miaoke's eyebrows couldn't help frowning slightly, looking at the stegosaurus and the snow wolf and said: "It's too late for others to escape from death and be happy, you guys are good, it's like you've suffered a lot of losses, I really don't understand you!" ”
Lu Feng looked at Lin Miaoke in his arms, and said with a smile: "They just like to be distracted, Ke'er don't pay attention to them!" After speaking, he looked at the stegosaurus and the snow wolf, "Aren't you two overenergy, come and hold Ke'er!" “
When the stegosaurus heard this, he immediately laughed and said, "No matter how much energy we have, we can't have you in excess!" Besides, Kerr is not my girlfriend, so I won't hug it! ”
The snow wolf squinted at the stegosaurus, pouted and said, "Just your virtue, if you want to hug it, people can give you a chance!" ”
The stegosaurus looked unconvinced and said, "What's wrong with my virtue?" This virtue of mine is hard to find even with a lantern, and it is nobler than Megumi Yanagishita, who is not in a mess! ”
Hearing the stegosaurus flaunt himself like this, Snow Wolf couldn't help but sneer and said, "If you are Yanagi Megumi, I will fucking be Tang Seng!" ”
Although the spear god didn't say anything, the corners of his mouth still expressed his disdain. Lin Miaoke chuckled: "I am very skeptical of your character!" ”
Stegosaurus looked unconvinced, and said: "Ke'er, you don't need to doubt it at all, it's not that my brother hasn't hugged a beautiful woman, how to say that he has also been trained, and it can be said that he has been tested for a long time!" ”
Lin Miaoke flashed his eyes, blinked a few times, and said, "So there are a lot of beautiful women you have hugged!" ”
Stegosaurus puffed out his chest: "Of course!" ”
Lin Miaoke looked serious and asked, "How many?" ”
Stegosaurus hugged his arms, raised his eyes to look at the sky, made a thinking motion, and after a while, he said proudly: "It's not too many, that is, eighteen or nineteen!" ”
When the stegosaurus said this, because his eyes were facing the sky, the road was not smooth, he stepped on the air, and his body fell forward and down quickly, but fortunately, he reacted very quickly, and when his body was about to touch the ground, his palm pressed the ground and bounced up, so as to avoid a chance to kiss the earth, which made everyone laugh uncontrollably.
The stegosaurus stood firm, shrugged his shoulders, and laughed at himself, "The horse has lost its front hoof!" The horse stumbles! ”
The snow wolf rolled his eyes and said, "You can fall when you walk, so you can just hit your head on the stone and die!" ”
In the face of Snow Wolf's sarcasm, the old face of the stegosaurus was not red at all, and said seriously: "What is this, who doesn't have a time to miss?" After saying this, seeing that the snow wolf and the spear god, including Lu Feng, had disdain in their eyes, they smiled at Lin Miaoke and said, "Isn't it Ke'er?" ”
Lin Miaoke didn't answer Stegosaurus's question, but asked with a smile: "Brother Stegosaurus, have you really hugged so many beauties?" ”
Stegosaurus's face turned pale, and he said solemnly: "Of course!" After saying this, lest Lin Miao not believe it, he added, "Ke'er, what do you mean by this?" Do you doubt what your brother said? You're going to make my brother sad like this! Brother, anyone can deceive, but I can't deceive you! Didn't my brother say it just now, my brother's personality is very noble, and he will never lie! ”
Lin Miaoke shook his head firmly and said, "I don't believe it! ”
Stegosaurus was anxious and said, "Ke'er, why don't you believe in my brother so much? Didn't you make your brother's little heart hurt? Brother is really a man who has never learned to lie! After saying this, he wanted to find a witness, looked at the snow wolf and the spear god, their faces were full of disdain, and they turned their eyes to Lu Feng, "Boss, you understand people, you know me best, do you say that what I said is true?" ”
Lu Feng smiled, nodded, and said, "It's true!" ”
As soon as the stegosaurus saw that Lu Feng was proving for himself, he looked at Lin Miaoke proudly and said, "How is it, Ke'er?" The boss has testified for me, and I'm telling the truth, right? ”
Lin Miaoke nodded and said, "Okay, I believe it!" ”
The stegosaurus was even more smug on his face, shaking his head and saying, "That's right!" ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as he finished saying this, Stegosaurus's face immediately changed, because he heard Lin Miaoke sigh faintly and said, "Brother Stegosaurus, at first I thought you were just joking, but I didn't expect you to be really a big carrot!" A beauty like Sister Zidie, she can't say anything to let her marry a man like Ximen Qing! No, I have to tell her everything about the thirty-seven beautiful women you have hugged, so that she can keep her eyes open and see what kind of person you are! ”
Hearing Lin Miaoke's words, everyone else couldn't help laughing, but the stegosaurus wanted to cry all the time, stared at Lin Miaoke with a serious face, and said with a bitter face: "Ke'er, you, you're setting me up!" ”
Lin Miaoke's eyes turned into a health ball, and said, "Even if it is set for you, if you are innocent, I can't trap you!" ”
The stegosaurus looked miserable, swallowed a mouthful of saliva fiercely, opened its mouth several times, and then sighed and said, "Old man Kong is really right, only women and villains are difficult to raise!" The most poisonous thing is Ke'er heart! The most poisonous thing is Ke'er heart! ”