"Uncle, what are you staring at me laughing at, it looks like you're smiling so much, it can't be some unhealthy crooked brain, people are still young, you can't help but have a beastly hair." Chu Mei'er turned around and looked at his smiling face, blinking innocently with big watery eyes.

"Sure enough, this is the true face of this girl." With a wry smile, Yang Hong glared at her: "Don't make a fool of yourself there, hurry up and do your homework." ”

While talking, he casually took a novel from the bookshelf next to him, and half-lay on the rocking chair, ready to read the novel in his leisure time to relieve his boredom.

After getting along with each other these days, he understands very well that in the face of a quirky girl like Chu Meier, you can never guess what brains she uses, and all she can do is to respond to all changes with the same.

Seeing that Chu Meier was no longer funny and continued to write her homework seriously, Yang Hong opened the novel with a smile and read it casually, but after only reading a few chapters, he felt that something was wrong, and turned the book to the book cover, and the three big characters of Jin Zhumei were printed on the book cover, which made him a little dumbfounded.

"This girl, there is a golden plum bottle on the bookshelf, no wonder it matures so early." Complaining speechlessly, he continued to read the book with relish, about the vigorous love story between Ximenqing and Pan Jinlian, and the description of the relationship between the two made him blush and heartbeat.

"Uncle, what are you looking at, why is there a tent under the crotch." Half an hour passed, and when Yang Hongzheng watched it with relish, sighing for the hot passion of Pan Jinlian and Ximenqing, Chu Meier's innocent and playful voice came from his ears.

"What!" Shocked, Yang Hong was so frightened that he hurriedly sat up, and subconsciously covered his hands downward.

"Hahaha, uncle, you're so cute." Chu Mei'er, who came to the front, couldn't help laughing, laughing so much that tears were about to flow out.

Covering his crotch, Yang Hong, who suddenly reacted, and Yang Hong, who did not hold up the tent, couldn't help but be a little annoyed and angry, and slapped Chu Meier's back buttocks with his backhand.

"Smack, ouch!" Chu Meier, who was laughing, covered her fart with a snort, and hurriedly distanced herself from Yang Hong.

After teaching Chu Mei'er a lesson, Yang Hong shouted angrily: "Stinky girl, if you dare to tease your uncle and me again, I will pick your pants and whip you." ”

"Uncle, people are just joking with you, why are you so heavy, it hurts." Rubbing her pretty buttocks, Chu Meier exclaimed dissatisfiedly.

"Heh, yes, I remember when I came back before, some people said that it was very comfortable to play like this, and asked me to play two more times, you won't forget."

Ignoring Chu Meier's dissatisfaction, Yang Hong teased disapprerovingly, a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and her face turned red for a while.

She still vaguely remembered what Yang Hong said in his words, and she couldn't help but feel embarrassed when she thought of what she said before.

"Oh, uncle, you know how to bully people, and people come to ask you to help." pursed her mouth angrily, Chu Mei'er put the homework book in front of her with some coquettishness: "Uncle, people don't know this question, you can help me take a look, you are so powerful, you must know how to answer it." ”

"Well, count your little girl insightful!" Yang Hong, who was praised, took the textbook with some pride in his heart, and did not put the above topics in his eyes.

Although he was not admitted to university back then, he was still a high school student, and to answer the questions of junior high school students, in his opinion, it was pediatrics at all, but he didn't notice the cunning look in Chu Meier's beautiful eyes, obviously not having a good heart.

"Well, Uncle is this math problem, I can't solve it, you can help me take a look." Standing next to her with a courteous face, Chu Mei'er had a good attitude.

Posing like an old professor, Yang Hong nodded and glanced at the math problem, and when he finished reading the problem, the smile on his face began to disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye, replaced by embarrassment and confusion.

"Damn, which grandson is this question, why is it so troublesome, and I don't let junior high school live." scolded secretly in his heart, and Yang Hong's brows furrowed into pimples.

There were so many formulas and definitions involved in this math problem, some of which he had never even heard of, and the difficulty was beyond the level of junior high school.

I couldn't understand the question, so I asked him how to do it.

Turning his head to look at Chu Mei'er next to him, his face was full of expectation, he couldn't say that he wouldn't do it, it would be too embarrassing.

"Ahem, that, Mei'er." After coughing a few times, Yang Hong returned the textbook to Chu Mei'er, and said lesson-like: "You don't know how to ask questions like this, how to go to high school in the future, how to take the university entrance examination, this question is just a lot of formula definitions that are needed, you can solve it by studying it yourself." ”

"Uncle, I really can't answer it, that's why I came to beg you, don't tell me, you won't." As she spoke, Chu Mei'er looked suspicious.

"Stinky girl, what are you talking about, uncle, I know astronomy, geography, this kind of junior high school student's topic, how can I not, isn't this a chance to give you a chance to exercise, if I tell you the answer now, you will have a kind of dependence in the future, which is very detrimental to your future life, uncle, I am here for your good." Yang Hong looked serious and serious, and told with compassion.

"Uncle, you are so great, people are so moved." Chu Mei'er's face was full of admiration, and she excitedly reached out to wipe her eyes without the slightest tear, and said something that made Yang Hong want to vomit blood.

"But uncle, this problem I copied from the high school math Olympiad, not our junior high school math problem."

was stunned for a moment, and when he saw Chu Mei'er's smiling appearance, Yang Hongqi's face was about to turn blue, and he felt as if he had instantly turned into a howling donkey.

"Dead girl, I just said, if you dare to tease me again, I will take off your pants and smoke your team." Yang Hong's eyes became cold, and his fierce appearance frightened Chu Mei'er and quickly shrank back, turned around and fled as fast as she could.

scared Chu Mei'er out, Yang Hong rolled his eyes depressedly, secretly depressed, what kind of bad luck did he have in his last life, let him know such a stinky girl, it is simply the nemesis of his life.

After a while, Chu Meier, who had escaped, walked in from outside with a smile on her face, holding a plate of salad that exuded a sweet flavor in her hand.

"Uncle, don't be angry, this is the salad I made for you, please dissipate your anger." Chu Meier handed the salad to Yang Hong, and said with a hippie smile: "Uncle today, you not only invited me to dinner, but also accompanied me to do my homework, thank you very much, people are so happy, that's why I joked with you." ”

"Just kidding, I think you're playing a prank." took the salad, Yang Hong took a bite, it tasted good, and he couldn't help but feel better: "You little ghost, if you put this mischievous intelligence on studying, you will definitely be able to get into the top few in the class." ”

"What does it matter if I get into the top few in the class, if I do my best, even if I get into the top few in the school, it will not be a problem." Chu Mei'er raised her head very arrogantly and explained: "I'm just angry that my mother always works overtime and doesn't go home to accompany me, so I deliberately put my grades very poorly." ”

was stunned for a moment, but Yang Hong did not doubt Chu Meier's words, and sighed: "You girl is really rebellious enough, this kind of thing can be done." ”

"Well, uncle, don't you doubt that what I said is true?" Chu Mei'er looked surprised.

"Dead girl, do you think I don't have a brain, uncle." Glancing at her, Yang Hong chuckled: "You girl is young, and you are so skilled in hacking skills, you are definitely a genius, compared to hacking skills, those rote content in textbooks is naturally more unlikely to be a problem for you." ”

"Hehe, you know me best, uncle." Chu Mei'er, who was praised, was happy, but quickly reined in, with a hint of respect on her pretty face: "What is my little computer technology, compared to the owner of this laptop that my uncle gave me, I am still far behind." ”

Since she got this notebook, she has been conducting research and analysis, what she didn't expect was that there were a lot of system contents designed in it that even she didn't notice, and the subtlety and complexity of various designs made her a computer genius couldn't help but admire.

"You mean Jerry's boy, he's a genius indeed." Yang Hong smiled: "It's just that he's too focused on technology, his personality is more paranoid, he doesn't like to talk, and he doesn't like to deal with people, he is almost thirty years old, and he is still a virgin, you can't become a person like him in the future." ”

"Jerry!" Chu Mei'er was stunned for a moment, and then her delicate body trembled with excitement: "Uncle, you, you're talking about Jerry, who is known as the Internet rat." ”

"Hey, you know that kid." Yang Hong nodded in surprise slightly, and said suspiciously: "Yes, that kid does have a nickname called Internet Rat, what, you know him, no, that kid will blush and dizzy when he sees a girl, and it is impossible to know a girl." ”

"Uncle, please, who really plays network technology doesn't know, ah no, to be precise, there is one who doesn't know the name of the Internet rat." Chu Mei'er rolled her eyes angrily, and exclaimed with a flush on her cheeks: "Oh my God, uncle, I didn't expect this military notebook to be designed by Jerry, the rat of the Internet, no wonder it will be so powerful, this, this is too incredible, I'm going to faint, I'm going to suffocate." ”

"Hey, no, I think that kid is not only better in terms of skills, but also quite ordinary, there are not a few taels of meat on his body, and he looks like he can't wake up with kidney deficiency all day long, and he is not popular with girls at all." Yang Hong saw that Chu Meier admired Jerry so much, and for a while he felt a little jealous.

"Cut, uncle, I see that you are envious, jealous and hateful." Chu Meier pursed her lips and said disdainfully: "In the field of hackers, Jerry, the rat of the Internet, is like a god-like existence, and there is definitely no more than a slap in the face of a technical person like him in the world, that is the god of the Internet that even the United States can't deal with, as long as he wants to, even if it is the network of the CIA in the United States, he can't stop him at all, for you, a computer idiot, you don't understand this kind of glory." ”

"Cut, no matter how powerful it is, it's not like I've been arrested in the end." Yang Hong snorted unconvinced: "If it weren't for Lao Tzu, I have a kind heart and love for talents, then the kid may not be locked up in a serious prison now, and it is estimated that he is picking up soap for those vicious criminals." ”

"It's really fake, why haven't I heard that Jerry, the Internet rat, has been arrested, besides, if he is really caught, a person of his level, uncle, you can rescue him." Chu Mei'er's face was full of suspicion, and she almost said that I don't believe these four words.

"Hmph, I don't believe it, I thought your hacking skills were good, and I wanted to introduce it to you, it seems that I was self-inflicted." Shaking his head, Yang Hong lay back on the rocking chair, picked up the golden plum book, and prepared to continue reading.

Almost as soon as he lay down, Chu Meier came to the front with a hippie smile, stretched out her hand to massage his shoulder, and said charmingly and delicately: "Uncle, children can't speak, you don't remember villains, help me introduce Jerry, the rat of the Internet, get rid of it, uncle!" ”

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