237 237 Is it swollen to a man?
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"I'm back." Muris looked at the time, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and at this time, he usually went to bed early.
Before, because the club's teammates were also there, they had to have dinner together, and Muris had to call home and tell the fat old man that they would not go back for dinner that night.
The fat old man seemed a little lost, and Muurice thought it would be better to comfort him when he went back, he must be bored to eat dinner alone. If you want to say that he is good, you can't say that he is round again, just that he looks like he has lost a little weight.
He cares a lot about that.
In order to make him happy, he went against his will once~
"It's still early, it's only ten o'clock." Cristiano Ronaldo had just found a woman with a nice figure and was about to go down and jump two laps with her. Just dancing, nothing else, he promised!
"There's a game the day after tomorrow."
"That's the day after tomorrow."
"Let's go back, tomorrow the little Muris club will gather and go to Munich, Germany, and there will be a game the day after tomorrow, and the schedule will not be easy."
"Vice Captain, when did you become so considerate?" Cristiano Ronaldo looked at Sergio Ramos suspiciously.
Recently, he found that the vice-captain often spoke for Murice, and he knew that he cared for him, and there was no need to be so helpful.
"Because...... Because little Muris has a different schedule than us, he usually goes to bed at nine o'clock. It's not easy to survive until more than ten o'clock today, so let him go this time. โ
"How do you know?"
"It's been said that I and Little Muris are in the same national team, I am in a room with him, and after nine o'clock he falls asleep, and he can't talk to him if he wants to~"
"It's really troublesome, young people don't go to bed as early as you, if you share a room with me, I will definitely suffocate to death!"
"Chris, that's because you don't have a normal schedule."
"Okay, okay, that's all for today, everyone is a little tired." Kaka came out to play the round, settled the bill, and the group and all of Malaga left.
There are so many people, the goal is too big, and there are many famous figures in football, which of course will not be missed by the Spanish tabloids.
The next day, there were headlines in the newspapers about Real Madrid stars and Malaga team-mates helping Mouris celebrate his birthday in a nightclub.
This news alone is not enough gimmick.
Those Spanish tabloids showed their talents, some took photos of Cristiano Ronaldo and the mysterious woman dancing closely, and Ronaldo in the photo was always smiling a little silly, and then speculated about his relationship with Yelena, wondering if the two of them had changed their love again.
But such news, which is seen almost every few days, has long been familiar to the public. And the news that Yelena and Cristiano Ronaldo were broken up, many fans said that they were about to vomit.
It doesn't hurt for these tabloids to be slapped in the face every day, because not long after the report came out, the two of them would show their affection casually next time, blinding many people's eyes.
As for the intimate dance, they would be surprised if it was Kaka and Chena Muris who caught dancing with the clubber. As for a certain Luo Daihua, ahem, it's not black him, this guy has too many scandals, and dancing is quite innocent.
People just laughed a little silly, don't think he's really so colorful~
Other scenes capture Kaka, Ramos and Muris sitting and chatting in a dimly lit corner of the VIP.
When I first heard that Kaka and Muris went to nightclubs, many fans were still a little worried. After all, these are two good men, who rarely set foot in nightclubs, and in some ways can be called a rare breed.
I didn't expect even them to patronize, I was afraid of seeing any photos of the two of them dating young models or opening a room, but fortunately, these tabloids haven't pulled their heads yet.
However, when I went to the nightclub, I sat there and chatted, these big men were unexpectedly very funny~
But there is news about the birthday boy Muris, but there is a very sensational one.
That's the news that he spent a lot of money in a nightclub in Malaga, and that night he invited guests to more than 60 glasses of whiskey and vodka, and the fans were surprised by the boldness of the shot.
This seems to be a little different from the rumored Mouris.
In the revelations of some teammates in the club, the fans know that Muris is the kind of person who is very simple. The apartment and the club are two o'clock and one line every day, except for the occasional car of football back, there is almost no big cost.
His agent also broke the news that Muris is a person who has no concept of money, and these fans also know it.
Hearing that Muurice has turned down a lot of advertising endorsements and big brand signings, he doesn't seem to be interested in anything but playing.
Fans are proud of Murice.
They like pure Mouris, although unlike other stars who see their advertisements or updates every once in a while, except on the field, he is mostly semi-reclusive.
Those wonderful performances on the pitch are enough to make them talk about and be satisfied. Maybe it's because Muurice is too perfect, a rare breath of fresh air in football, and they all want him to be a pure player without being disturbed by those rumors.
So, when Mouris rejected the spotlight and the euro, and practiced on the pitch day after day, doing all kinds of long-distance running and physical training, although they regretted it, they were still happy in their hearts.
Big thumbs up for this behavior!
Murice didn't live up to their expectations either, and his performances on the pitch were getting better and better, with little to no slump. And his physical strength also seems to be excellent, often playing a game, just leaving a little sweat, compared to those players whose jerseys are soaked, you can see that he has put a lot of effort into his physical fitness.
I still remember when he first entered La Liga last year, he once had a lack of physical strength in half a game. Only a year has passed, and his physical strength has increased to the point where he is now, and you can imagine how much effort has been put in behind it.
He's a very persistent player.
Every time Murice plays, he can add a lot of fans and fans. People who have watched him play football, even if they have never watched football games before and do not understand the sport, just because they have seen his performance, it has opened the door to a new world.
A fan who has never watched football said that he used to think that football was a thing far away from us, and he was busy commuting to work every day, running for his future and livelihood. Once I happened to see his game, I realized that football turned out to be such a fascinating sport. Now, I make time to watch Malaga every week and I'm a big fan of Malaga and Muris. Thank you, Murice, for letting me know the true beauty of football.
This post was liked by many netizens, and they all expressed the same opinion.
Some people say that when they used to watch football, there was no clear goal and support team, and it was up to whoever played well. As for those stars, most of them don't know each other very well, because they are past the age of nymphomaniacs. However, when it comes to Muris, it's really a shame to say it, it's almost Auntie's age, and she is still like a little girl~
Some say that they are from other teams, they are not loyal fans, they support this one today, and they will support that one tomorrow, there is nothing qualitative. Whoever is handsome will support whomever they want, that is, when they see which team has young handsome guys, they will pay attention to it for a while.
When I came to Malaga, I was strongly recommended by a friend. Originally, with the mentality of an old driver, thinking about how handsome a guy is, I can calmly become a nymphomaniac. Who knows, since he has been powdered by this team, he can't take his eyes off at all! Still screaming like a fool every time he watches his game, and the number of neighbor complaints has increased many times every month~
Ashamed!
Some of them are even more interesting, I don't know who made a post on the largest sports forum in Spain, and it was topped on the front page overnight, in the most eye-catching position, and new people joined every day, so that this post has been on the front page for 26 days, creating a very impressive record.
There is only one sentence in this post: Is it swollen to be tempted by a man?
And then attached below is a big photo of Muris playing God's goal, that photo is so handsome and very stylish. Of course, in the eyes of some fans, this handsome photo of Muris is a bit coquettish. Clams, clams! Jokes, don't pay attention to them, these people always use "very cute~", "good waist~", "tsundere" and "black belly" to describe the stars in their eyes, which is not strange.
Don't think this sentence is very simple, study it carefully, it is famous, which is why this floor is so spectacular.
The high-rise building rises from the ground and can rush to nine days, all because of the landlord's expression, which gives people a glimpse of some little secrets.
Is it swollen to a man?
Under normal circumstances, it shouldn't be expressed like this, if the landlord is a woman, then he will definitely scream and say that Muris is so handsome, he likes him so much, and so on.
The biggest possibility is that he is a man himself, so he will say how to be tempted by a man, and describe it as "a man".
As for the swelling? Clams clams, it's normal for women to like him, well, in modern football, it's more normal for men to like Muris.
Because this is not the first time that the Spanish tabloids have ridiculed this. Murice kills both men and women, young and old, but the most fanatical group of fans is mostly men.
In the major arenas where he plays, male fans often scream and faint. If four fans faint at a time, three of them are men, and most of them are young handsome guys between the ages of seventeen and twenty-seven or eighteen, and Muris has almost unimaginable lethality to men in this age group.
Again, I have to extend it.
This conclusion means that in today's football, most players, whether they are just debuting or already playing for themselves, are concentrated in this age group.
It is not for nothing that the Morris stream is all the rage, and with each game, Sippi continues to increase, and the authors have become richer and richer in subject matter.
The landlord's pitiful tone was probably worried that he would be bent by Murice. Perhaps you have found that you have begun to have abnormal tendencies in your life, and you are looking for people who are sympathetic here.
Poor baby~
As a result, as soon as this post was posted, it was first ridiculed a lot, and all kinds of black-bellied speculations were also very happy. Later, more and more similar remarks and various explosive photos made this post suddenly lively.
It wasn't until this time that I discovered that there were still a lot of photos circulating in Muris's reality.
Not only on the pitch, but also at the Malaga training base, in other league camps, but also in the photos of the first step into the pitch with a bag and a hat on his back.
The most are the photos of Muris's various goals and the celebration photos of his fists pointing directly at the sky, domineering and unparalleled.
Under the coaxing of other fans, the landlord also blew himself up.
Judging from the summary of various news, the landlord is about twenty years old this year, a handsome guy, and a college student. I've been liking Muris for half a year, and in the first three months, I began to find that I seemed to have more affection for men than women......
Landlord, don't be afraid, you're not alone!
I'm also a pure master, but I just like him!
Looking at his game again, it is very likely that he will really be bent!
Muris is poisonous~
The person who should stay away from the most in football is him~
There are also some people who joked, what are you afraid of, Real Madrid's teammates with Malaga, as well as his opponents, are looking more and more basic, and they are worried that it will not be our turn.
That is, even if you are really bent, there are still many people with you, you are not lonely~
This is a pure man's building, female fans are just watching, and when they see their extent, they realize that they are completely nimphoic.
And the appearance of this building, there is also a windfall.
That is the Purple of the fallen angels, completely whitewashed. People think it's too normal to be around Muris, and to be on the show with him and get along with him at close range!
Look at how many floors there are in this building, there are many people like this, and Purple's age, he is still a child, how can he escape the charm of Chena Muris?
Wash and sleep, don't curse people, what's wrong with you! You can scold any man you like, but you can't if you like Muris, because there are too many such people, as soon as you open your mouth to scold, I don't know how many people follow the gun~
Why are the fans so crazy about the Malaga ace?
In addition to the fact that he really has the purest handsome face, that calm and ascetic temperament also makes people think about it. The key is to play the ball beautifully, and those stunts are really how gorgeous and gorgeous, and how gorgeous they are.
Some men like his ability to control the big picture on the court, and there is a grandeur where the world is at my feet.
Others like his calm pretending to be 13 aura, no matter who the opponent is, he is always so calm, with the calculation of an old fox, and a handsome face like an angel.
Of course, something more simple and crude is that Muris can blow up the big stars of the opposing team. No matter how bullish he is, he can not fall behind, and he can still trick his opponent to follow his rhythm, so crazy and cool, do you know your mother?
In addition to these, it is also related to the revelations of Malaga and some of Muris's friends in private.
There is very little news about Murice, and his life is very mysterious, but his teammates who get along day and night know a lot about his situation.
These revelations are even more interesting than some of the games.
In private, Muris, how to say, sometimes cunning, sometimes stupid.
Club teammates don't know much about Murice privately, but they can share a lot of interesting facts about their time at the club.
In their revelations, Muris is a football addict and a terrible drain on football. He would return with a cart of soccer balls every once in a while, and his teammates said that Murice's annual salary could be used to buy soccer balls.
They don't know what kind of training volume will make them play so much football, but it's scary.
But a lot of this football money is not from Mouris.
They laughed and said that there was a big wrongdoer at the club, and they always liked to bet on something harmless with Murice. Every time he loses, he is too immature compared to the old fox.
This unlucky guy, the fans know who it is.
Apart from Luke, there is anyone else in the club who has itchy skin and likes to provoke Muris. And apart from him, Muris seems to "bully" everyone else without such energy.
The problem of football, Alan Tea has also explained this problem to the fans.
In fact, it is not as exaggerated as kicking, and Muris does consume a lot of training balls. But that's because he demands a lot of every ball in his training, because Muurice is one of those great technical talents, and he likes to create all kinds of moves, and the error of the ball also has to be taken into account.
A lot of balls, no problem to kick, but when it comes to Muris, you have to knock it out.
The balls were not wasted, and whatever was still usable, Morris let Alan Tea dispose of it. All of these balls were donated to local primary schools and some small clubs with poor economic conditions. Because these balls are still functional, and Muris is useless, it is given to those who need them.
It is said that Alan Cha was only helping Muris with the ball used in training at first, and later many clubs saw the information and hoped to do some charity.
All the training balls that the club eliminated and can still be used normally, they also hope to hand them over to Alan Tea and she will distribute them uniformly.
Finally, a small association was set up in the name of Muris to deal with these footballs, which indirectly helped many children realize their football dreams.
On the other hand, there are quite a few legends about Chena Mouris circulating at the Malaga club.
The most mysterious thing is that in addition to his unpredictable old fox nature, it is his force value and anointing elixir.
Legend has it that Murice once single-handedly brought down the entire Malaga club, which was really a mourning, and I felt sorry for it.
Although it is a detailed statement, in the legend, it is as if it were true.
There is also his anointing elixir, which has been regarded as the first elixir in football. It's one of Muris's biggest plug-ins, just like a teenager who likes to play games, with the aura of the protagonist and various fetishes.
And, of course, his IQ, which is like the strongest brain. Not to mention that there are so many shining layouts on the court, even his brain that far surpasses others is reflected everywhere in life.
I heard that he is a master of the Rubik's Cube, and he plays at a very high level, the kind that can break the world record in minutes.
He rarely speaks in the locker room, but when he does, most of his teammates give him face.
The Malaga coach likes to invite Mouris to chat before a game, which is an honor that no one in the team has in the team but him.
Muris is such a hanging existence, and it is no wonder that a group of Internet addicts are becoming more and more obsessed with the art world called Chena Muris. Because the game is too unreal, there is such a person in reality who satisfies their imagination of many things.
These alone, just seeing the strength of Muris, people look up at most, but they always have a sense of closeness.
Some of his life stories made his alienation a little lighter and a little more realistic.
For example, Muris is afraid of children and their crying. There was once a boring teammate who did an experiment, and at the training base, the players were training. Suddenly, there was a child's cry on the phone, and Muris had a rare missed catch~
Then his teammates looked at him in unison and found that Muris was frozen in place, his legs all maintaining their original movements, not moving.
Muris likes soft and cute things, and Luke, after offending Muris once, wisely gave him a Minion, or his favorite two-eyed little fat bob. So on that day, Luke not only escaped Murice's "punishment", but was also fed the ball in the team's training match~
When his teammates talk about adult topics, Muris mostly doesn't interject. By the time his teammates asked him, he was usually asleep.
He is like an old man, going to bed and waking up on time every day. Drinking tea that young people in the West rarely drink, it is still a bit bitter. I heard that this can make the head clear, and it can also leave a trace of bitterness in the mouth.
Strange hobby, but it's true that Murice's head is running at high speed in the morning.
When Muris is unhappy, he definitely can't see it on his face.
His teammates usually find out his true emotions only after the fact, because there will be a sudden increase in training content, and they will have a lot of meaningless runs. In a worse case, Muris will propose that everyone play a game.
Judging from the ruthless object he attacked, he knew which unlucky guy made the ace unhappy again.
Not only does he hate spotlights and cameras in public, but in private Muris doesn't like to take pictures either. In the locker room, whenever anyone turns on their phone and points it at him, Muurice is always on high alert, often doing a live broadcast of the devil's pace.
He can use those stunts without money, and he doesn't feel distressed at all.
And his speed, teammates have said, much faster than on the field, it is simply indescribable.
It is in these club dressing room stories that the image of Muris is plumped and vivid. In this life of poker face aces, there will be a lot of small stories inadvertently.
is such a person who is incomprehensible and intangible, and there will be a lot of mystery on his body.
He seems to be very old-fashioned, but in fact, his heart is more vivid than anyone else.
It depends on whether you are that person or not, and whether you have the opportunity to understand his inner world.
After the news of the nightclub's birthday broke, Muris broke out several valuable news.
Throwing a lot of money, or just chatting about the party?