Mr. Kaka, the cute little prince of sea bream, and the calm captain Cassie, also learned from a certain Luo Dasha and ran the train with his mouth full!

Can such irresponsible statements really be spoken? Be careful in the football world, because these big mouths switch directly from the stadium fighting skills to the mouth cannon mode!!

Some media speculated that Kaka's remarks were purely to save Luo Daihua's blurted out. Originally, because of Luo Daihua's words, Real Madrid's goal this season became four championships, although the magic bird is better at mouth cannon than anyone else, it must not be very happy to be pitted by its own players.

Well, of course, with the personality of the magic bird, it is very likely that he will throw out a sentence in front of reporters: four crowns are considered a hair, and if you want to take six crowns, you will get such words.

But as soon as Kakaozil and Casillas joined, these words of winning the championship completely became a joke. In order to respond to the double crown remarks with Malaga aces, it was just a bit of a buzz.

It's just that it's hard for fans of these bigwigs to calm down.

The setting and painting style of these three people are not like this, and Muris is really poisonous.

There are also some fans with a bad taste, and they specially made a hot little video about the current rumors about winning the championship in La Liga. Tricks to play bad Muris and all the big-name superstars, the level of video madness and spoofing, can be called a must.

The video begins with an interview with Muris mentioning the double. Then all kinds of cassettes and rewinds, every time they are accompanied by Murice's double crown remarks, the remarks of Luo Daihua, Kaka, Ozil and Casillas are inserted indiscriminately, and they also cooperate with the various crazy photos and embarrassing photos they usually take on forums and captures, which can make people spray a few bowls of rice.

And the background music just chose a rock song of Fallen Angels, on which several villains twisted their waists, stomped their feet, and all kinds of madness hahahahaha. made many fans complain that this video is too murderous, and it is indeed too scheming to choose such a BGM!

"I've kept you waiting, Alan Tea." With a dry towel on his shoulder, Muris came out of the training room to see Alan Tea sitting in the living room and laughing wildly at the computer.

Whether it's a sitting posture or a magical smile, there's no image to speak of.

And the arrival of Muris, Alan tea was not discovered at all.

"It turns out that Real Madrid's goal this season is to win four crowns."

"Ahh I was so nervous that I wanted to turn off the computer, but it was too late.

"Ricardo actually said the same."

"That'...... That Muris, I'll just take a look, don't you mind~"

"Little Goldfish~"

"Poof! It's 272, but, little goldfish, this title is very loving~"

"Captain Cassie also came in, and sure enough, he was indispensable for such a thing, and Chris and Ricardo didn't lie to me."

“……”

Alan Tea was tempted to ask him how Luo Daihua and Kaka had told him about Casillas, but from that context, she should be able to guess what Muris meant.

The captain of Real Madrid, an unexpected gossip.

"This video is well done." After Muris finished reading it, he went to the kitchen and brought him and Alan Tea a bottle of juice.

"That's it?" Alan Cha was still stunned, she thought that Muris couldn't stand such a spoof video, but she didn't expect the reaction to be so bland.

"You came to me today because of the commercial?"

"Hmmm! The demo of the commercial has come out, and it was shot very well, so I specially showed it to you. ”

This is the first time that Muurice has seen a packaged and transformed self, a little pompous, and some lines and expressions that he will never say, which feels a little strange and a little unaccustomed.

Alan Cha noticed that Murice seemed to be a little uncomfortable all over his body, and smiled, "This is your first time shooting, you may be a little unaccustomed to it, just try more in the future." ”

"Next time something like this happens, it will be avoided."

“……”

"This season, I just want to play well and not be distracted by other things."

"Well, I support your decision. However, in some things that are not difficult for you, you also have to be considerate of me. ”

Muurice nodded.

"Dangdangdang~" Alan Tea saw that Muris was a little tired, turned around, pulled out the doll he had prepared for Muris from behind the sofa.

This is a golden retriever monkey with blond hair and a fluffy touch, rubbing it against its face, it is simply beautiful.

As soon as Muris turned around, he saw the little monkey in Alan Cha's arms, and a small star popped out of the corner of his eye.

Seeing Alan Cha strangled it again, he reached out and took it, "You strangled it." ”

"Hey, hey, hey~" Alan Tea smirked, and she knew that Morris would like it very much.

"And thank you."

Muurice carried the little monkey back to his room, and Alan Cha said hello to him and left with his computer.

Although Muris reacted somewhat lukewarmly to the commercial, she was able to foresee that the commercial would cause a big stir when it aired.

At least among the fans, this ad will become a treasure for many people.

On September 14, the first round of the Champions League group stage Malaga played at home against the Bundesliga giant Bayern Munich on the eve of it.

After dinner, all the members of the Malaga team went to the tactics room for a combat meeting.

Everyone knows about the information and strength of the southern star Bayern Munich.

A week earlier, Peshuai had a three-hour meeting on Málaga's first opponent in the Champions League group stage.

Whether it's Napoli, Manchester City or Bayern Munich, they are very difficult and tricky opponents. Málaga will have to be cautious about every game and hold on to the wins that can be achieved. They were placed in the group of death, where the competition was so fierce that it could be between a game or even a goal.

The Malaga players have already felt the atmosphere of the coming tournament in advance, everyone is very serious, with a heart to mention, with the trepidation before the big game and some excitement, listening carefully to the analysis and tactical instructions made by Pei Shuai and the coaching staff. Everyone tensed their nerves and did not relax in the slightest.

As Pei Shuai said, entering the Champions League, many games are different from La Liga. Although there are strong opponents like Real Madrid and Barcelona in the same league, they are in the same league and have similar styles of play between the teams.

But when it comes to the Champions League, the opponents from the Premier League, Serie A, and Bundesliga are far from La Liga. They will face completely unfamiliar opponents, a myriad of tactics that have never been taught before, a lot of manager whimsy and a variety of amazing players.

This is the most disadvantageous factor for Malaga, who are entering the Champions League for the first time and have little experience in major competitions.

The first opponent they encountered was the Bundesliga giant Bayern, and there was a fundamental disparity in the strength of the two teams, and Malaga was seriously lacking in experience against the enemy. How to take the victory from Bayern Munich will depend on how Malaga can play in the main game.

Ordinary performances can't shake Bayern, and Malaga must come up with more powerful weapons to dominate the big game, otherwise qualifying from the group will be just a dream.

The first game, Málaga played at home, and it was a must-win game for the team. If you can't take the lead with home advantage, then you won't have much room to play against Bayern.

Last season was a season that Bayern Munich did not want to look back on. There was a total rout on all fronts, a change of manager at the end of the season, and a humiliating reversal by Inter Milan in the Champions League...... But this is the same Bayern Munich, in just two months, swept away the haze, adjusted the state, and set its sights on next season.

Manuel Pellegrini gave a detailed analysis of Bayern Munich's team from manager Joseph Heynckes to the big names in the team and the various substitutes, and spent a lot of time to summarize the weaknesses of these players, as well as Heynckes' usual tactics and personnel.

Malaga accordingly put forward several plans to meet the enemy, perhaps because Bayern Munich is too strong, even if Pei Shuai is well prepared, it still feels that it is difficult to win this game.

The first is Bayern coach Josef Heynckes, who is 66 years old this year and is affectionately called "Grandpa Hai" by Bayern fans, and this is his third time in charge of Bayern. He may not be one of the best coaches in the world, but Heynckes has many respectable qualities.

And the charisma of his coach can often be counted in Bayern's strength. The role played by Heynckes in a crucial battle was unimaginable.

Heynckes always had a kind smile on his face, and he looked like a "good old man". It is this kind face that has been used as an argument by many people based on their appearance, thinking that Heynckes is useless and just a "good old man". He joined Bayern three times, and at the age of 66, he was rehired by Bayern. Many people believe that Bayern hired Hai Shuai to coach, and the top management just wanted to find a better coach after Van Gaal, and the meaning of Hai Shuai's existence is to be obedient and do whatever he wants.

If you really think that Grandpa Hai is such an obedient and obedient character, it is very wrong. Grandpa Hai is well versed in the art of the royal family, attaches equal importance to grace and power, and is good at managing the team.

His strongest point is that he can conquer every player in the shortest possible time, making the team an absolutely united group. Since returning to Bayern, Heynckes has been in personal communication with each player and fully understanding the needs of each of them.

At Bayern, not only the big names believe in him, but even the substitute teams see hope in him and find their value.

No one on this team would speak ill of Heynckes.

During Van Gaal's tenure, Bayern also had a honeymoon period, but then internal conflicts and contradictions erupted. And this discord between the manager and the players ultimately affected Bayern's record.

It's the last thing fans and clubs want to see.

And Heynckes has only been back at Bayern for a few months, and Bayern has already shone with a new glow. The "Green Hollywood", which used to be full of infighting, has gradually become a model of unity within the giants. I have to say that Grandpa Hai means to race high.

But one of the most famous labels attached to Grandpa Hai is "learn to live to be old". The 66-year-old head coach seems to be the age of retirement and other retirement, or with the help of Bayern's platform, in the final stage of his coaching career, it is enough to arrange radish pits and gnaw on previous tactics.

However, in Heynckes, the old coach, there is never a lack of forge ahead, he does not have some stubborn common problems of coaches, which tactics are good, he will learn. As long as he can serve the team, he is happy to try new things.

On top of that, he has also been bold in bringing in new signings. Many youngsters have become the main force of Bayern in his hands; also relied on the coach's own charm to liberate the big-name superstars who had been lost, and re-found the fun of playing football and the way forward!

Heynckes undoubtedly has a good hand in his hand, and his tactics at Bayern also carry his strong personal style.

His attacking tactics were mainly played on the two flanks, with Arjen Robben and Franck Ribery, plus the assist-capable Lahm and Alaba. Bayern's two wings are undoubtedly the best two wing corridors in Europe, and the bottom and inside are all first-class, making the opponent's defense unstoppable.

In addition to the two wings, Bayern's other positions are also very flashy and thick.

In the middle, Gomez grabbed the first point and Muller grabbed the second. On the periphery, Kroos and Piggy Schweinsteiger outflanked long-range shots.

The lineup is complete and the attack power is strong. Even if the opponent knows that they will play like this, they just can't prevent it.

Like Barcelona, Heynckes is very particular about possession. But the biggest difference from Barcelona is that Bayern's style of play is pass-and-run rather than pass-and-control. Bayern's one-kick pass and entire possession under his management are based on passing and running.

The overall rotation can be almost non-stop, and then on the basis of the rotation constantly superimposed and created new passing lines and new offensive strategies, professionals describe today's Bayern attack as like water that can always flow into the opponent's wounds. In a sense, it shows that this tactic can constantly infiltrate the opposing team and disintegrate the opponent.

For the attacking Bayern, the vision is gorgeous, the clouds are smooth, the offensive is huge, and there is a devastating power.

And on this basis, combined with the previous rounds of the Bundesliga, Pellegrini made a prediction about Bayern Munich's starting lineup. And for the most likely lineup of the opponent, Málaga also released a new starting list.

Bayern's starting goalkeeper finally brought Neuer back to Bayern after more than a month of bickering between Bayern and Schalke. With a transfer fee of up to 20 million euros and a follow-up clause linked to results, he is the most expensive goalkeeper in the history of the Bundesliga!

The 25-year-old goalkeeper is working his way to the position of the best goalkeeper in the world.

Neuer is not only young, but also has few injuries. His arrival means that the other two substitute goalkeepers are likely to be out of place for a long time.

Then there's the right-back, a position that has kept Pellegrini a lot of attention and could be the one Bayern have changed the most this year.

Lahm has been in charge of the right-back position for two years, and his combination with Arjen Robben is also favored by many Bayern fans. But with Raphinha's arrival, Heynckes is likely to put Lahm back on the left and resonate with Ribery instead.

Speaking of Raphinha, many Bayern fans still feel unfamiliar. But this Brazilian little man is really a ruthless character, and many fans who are optimistic about him say that this "Brazilian Kombat Little Whirlwind" can sit firmly in Bayern's main position as long as he plays 70% of his strength.

Although there is an element of exaggeration, it is enough to see what kind of changes Raphinha will bring to Bayern.

Raphinha was born in Brazil, and although he is not technically comparable to those famous Brazilian feet, his super round-trip running and perverted brain power can be said to be the top level in the Bundesliga.

Under normal circumstances, there are few people in the Bundesliga who can easily break down the right side of Raphinha's guard. It was only when he was injured that Lahm was brought up to the right for emergency.

Returning to the left this season, Lahm will be the main left-back and is currently one of the best attacking full-backs in the world, both in terms of ability and experience. Returning to the left, Lahm will be able to show his ability to cut inside and shoot again, and Ribery will benefit from it.

Whether it's on the right side of Raphinha or on the left side of Lahm's return, Málaga will be hard to find an opportunity to take advantage of.

Their only weakness in defence last season was at centre-back. But others can find this shortcoming, and Bayern must have discovered it early on.

So this season, they successfully brought in Boateng to make up for this shortcoming.

Unsurprisingly, Heynckes should have Boateng partner Van Bitten as the main centre-back.

Then there is the midfielder, which is Bayern's thickest position at the moment.

Piggy Schweinsteiger is undoubtedly the metronome of attacking in the midfield, and his main position will not be shaken in the new season.

In addition to the piglets, there are several other midfielders to pay attention to, and this is also a position that Pellegrini is most unsure of who Heynckes will let go.

The arrival of Vidal has severely challenged Gustavo and the position at the end of the season. In terms of overall strength, age, and physical fitness, Vidal is undoubtedly stronger than the current Gustavo and the end of the season.

In terms of interceptions in the midfield, Chilean Beans is also better than both, with his crazy full-court running and super physical strength being the biggest advantages, and he also has a good scoring ability.

What's more, Vidal is a descendant of Heynckes, a player that the sea boss asked Bayern to bring in, which caused Gustavo to lose ground at the end of the season from the beginning.

Therefore, in terms of guessing the opponent's starting lineup, Pellegrini is more inclined to Heynckes to use this Chilean bean.

However, Gustavo is just as young and has excellent interceptions and positioning. In the face of strong opponents, Bayern can completely use the double gate combination of Gustavo + Vidal. These two aggressive midfielders will be a nightmare for every attacking player. Judging by the surprise that Heynckes often brings to his opponents, it is not impossible to discharge such a combination.

But now that Bayern Munich have only recently reshuffled, Pellegrini doesn't think Shanghai Inks will abandon the piglets in this crucial battle.

At the end of the season, he was 32 years old this year, and it was difficult to compete with these 244-year-olds in terms of physical confrontation. However, he has a lot of experience and a meat grinder, so he can still look forward to it when it comes to fighting for the main force.

Then there is the midfield, which is Bayern's proudest position, with superstars like clouds, and the configuration of two gold and wings is basically untouchable. Robben, Ribery, is Bayern's most relied on winged engine.

Muller is a regular substitute for Robben and Kroos is a regular substitute for Franck Ribery. But as these two youngsters continue to rise, they are becoming more and more able to take charge of themselves.

Heynckes is a coach who likes to bring in new players, and the two youngsters are likely to start this group stage.

Muller can play as a striker, while Kroos has already shown to be a good striker despite his young age.

And up front, there is no doubt that Heynckes will field the in-form German new generation of goalscorer Gomez.

Last season, Gomez scored a hat-trick six times and earned him the nickname "Hat-King". And Gomez also broke the Bundesliga's single-season personal goal record for 30 years with 28 league goals.

He also won the Bundesliga Golden Boot for his outstanding performance in the league.

Gomez is tall, strong, tall but not stupid, fast with the ball, agile movements, and has a well-balanced shooting ability, whether it is left and right feet or headers. He is a typical striker, extremely explosive in the box. Arguably, he has all the ingredients to be a good striker.

In the game, it is often staged that individuals break through at high speed with the ball from the midfield, and then attack the city in the confrontation with the defender.

Faced with such a squad that at first glance looks almost flawless, many teams will feel that they cannot get their hands on it.

And Muris, who was sitting in the audience and listening quietly, drew a circle on the names of several people with a pen in his hand, and wrote some personal notes.

This set of lineups is indeed brilliant and gorgeous, including coach Heynckes's passing and running, which is very powerful. It's really right, it's going to be tricky.

But everything has weaknesses, and perfection is dangerous in itself.

There is a collection of materials about Bayern Munich, which Muris has been preparing for a long time.

It's just that his collection is slightly different from what the teacher focuses on.

Of course, in many respects they agree.

The advantage of passing and running in attack is obvious, but the error rate is much higher than that of passing and controlling, and it requires excellent tactical set-up and teaching from the coach and excellent talent and ability of the players. They are like a precision machine, and once a link in this instrument is missed, it will affect the level and effectiveness of the entire offensive end.

In addition, regarding Bayern's defensive line, the shortcomings seem to have been made up, but while making up for the shortcomings, new problems have arisen.

Van Bitten has the advantage of height, strength and experience, and his frontal defensive ability is top-notch, but his speed of recovery is unflattering. Boateng can be an effective complement to him, and as well as Boateng, he has excellent physical condition and potential, but the biggest problem is the occasional sleepwalking-like lack of concentration on the field.

Having a weak point allows you to concentrate your firepower to defeat it. The so-called complementarity, provided that these two people can not be separated.

However, while seeing the weaknesses of others, we must first look at our own weaknesses.

And Malaga's shortcomings are too many.