Luo Hongling...... I didn't expect ...... We have walked through so many ups and downs together, and we have ...... Defeated by the crayfish...... "I said weakly as I lay on the bed. I've been to the toilet for I don't know how many times.

"You've eaten too many crayfish." Luo Hongling sat on the edge of the bed and looked at me.

"Don't talk nonsense, who told you to eat indiscriminately. Let's get a good shot. Dr. Cheng said.

"I also ate a lot, why am I okay?" Luo Hongling asked.

"Because you have practiced martial arts, Xiao Heng lacks exercise." Dr. Cheng said something very desperate.

"I don't want to practice martial arts because of crayfish......"

"Then eat less." Dr. Cheng ripped open my pants and stabbed me in the ass with lightning speed.

"Then I have also canceled tomorrow's trip for you and me to appear on variety shows."

"What kind of variety show are we on......" I asked weakly.

"The artistic life of the sea bass has an appointment, and it originally prepared very sensational lines." Luo Hongling said, "However, I can go alone." ”

"Sect Master Luo, is it really good that you are playing so high in the human world? The Nine Realms, who are very afraid of you, know that you play sensationalism on the human world TV show? Cheng Qingci said.

"Oh, is anyone against me doing that? Then shut him up. Luo Hongling glanced at Cheng Fox domineeringly.

Doctor Cheng smiled: "Anyway, you are the sect leader, you are the biggest, you can do whatever you want." But don't forget, the Demon God is responsible for guarding the Demon Cultivation Realm......"

"I want to go to the toilet again...... Can't wait! Help me hold the hanging bottle! I screamed.

"Sect Master, you shouldn't be like this." Dr. Cheng was standing next to me with a hanging bottle, and I was squatting in the toilet.

"What kind of painting style do you need for diarrhea? Can you turn your back? You stared at me, I can't get out! I said.

"Luo Hongling also has several evenly matched allies in the Demon Cultivation Realm, and the maintenance of the dignity of the Demon Cultivation Sect Master is necessary, if those allies know that he is messing around with you like this in the Human Realm, it will affect his authority as the Sect Master. If you really like him, you probably don't want to see his majesty and authority damaged, right? Dr. Cheng pinched his nose and said.

"So what am I going to do? Sounds like you're planning something? ”

"Now in the Demon Cultivation Realm, it's also an open secret that Luo Hongling is trapped in you, how can a man who can be worthy of the Demon Cultivation Sect Master be an ordinary person? If the other Demon Cultivation Overlords knew what kind of person you really were, Luo Hongling would become a laughing stock.

So you have to help Luo Hongling establish an image that is worthy of him and worthy of him to other demon cultivation overlords.

Like the Immortal Cultivation Realm, the Demon Cultivation Realm will also hold an alliance of the Overlords of the Four Directions from time to time, and Luo Hongling has never told you about this because he doesn't want you to be affected. You know what I mean, right? No matter how Cheng Qingci's words sounded, they were a little cunning.

"You want me...... Going with Luo Hongling? ”

"Actually, it's not that we went together, but I sent you there, because he just said that he was going to participate in a variety show, but he actually lied to you, he just went to participate in the alliance. As it happens, I have a circle that can teleport you directly to the Guild. Cheng Qing said.

"Why should I get involved in his business?" I don't understand asked.

"For Luo Hongling's authority!"

"Will his authority be strengthened if I go? It doesn't make sense at all! Isn't authority built up by wealth and power? ”

"Why is your brain so wrenched! If you are told to go, you will go! Cheng Qingci suddenly exploded.

After the injection, I changed into the clothes sent by Cheng Qingci, and it was a white robe, which was actually easy to stain. Anyway, if I don't practice martial arts, I will accidentally splash a little oil stain when I eat, not to mention those immortal cultivators who are covered in stinky sweat when they fight and kill.

In order to lead the way, Cheng Qingci and I teleported back to the Demon Cultivation Realm, I did this not for Luo Hongling at all, but I didn't want to provoke this troublesome fox.

[The following is the normal Tanmei painting style]

The boundless water realm was shrouded in mist, and the water surface was covered by countless light blue lotuses, which was obviously the place of the four major overlords of demon cultivation, but it was as peaceful as a dream.

There are pavilions and pavilions standing not far away, and with a leaf of orchid boat carrying me and Cheng Qingci, the scenery is gradually clear.

"It's time to get to the shore, sect master, please go ashore, the little one is waiting for you here. I think the Sect Master must be very happy to see you. Cheng Qingci stood at the bow of the boat and smiled slightly.

Luo Hongling...... Is he really here? I pressed my chest gently, the person I had thought about for so long had clearly warned myself not to think about that person anymore, we are the difference between immortals and demons, destined to have different paths, this kind of undue longing brings only endless pain, but I can't restrain it, just like there is a shadow in my soul tearing and shouting-

That fox behind me is such a nuisance! I wanted to lie in bed and rest and watch the latest animation, but what kind of bullshit dinner is going to stir up! I'm not a dog slave, why should I listen to that canine animal!!!

Accurate! Accurate! Accurate!! Accurate!!!

Canines that don't have their fur belly don't have the power to summon people!!

No, I'm going to keep the art style in order to stabilize the fox who has too many ideas.

I took a deep breath.

I boarded the entrance pavilion used to dock the boat, and when I looked back, there was already a confused fog behind me, and Cheng Qingci was hidden in the fog, and I couldn't see a single thing.

"What is your name?" A beautiful and graceful maid carrying a delicate lantern came to inquire about me.

"I'm ......," I was contemplating whether to give out my real name when I was interrupted by a man leaning against a pillar.

"He's my guest. Don't block it. The man in the green robe of the tattooed dragon left the pillar he had been leaning on and walked slowly in front of me, "Cheng Qingci is right, you are indeed a rare beautiful man in the world." ”

"May I ask who your Excellency is?"

"In Lower Yelu Poqiu, he is the lord of the Eastern Realm of the Demon Cultivation Realm." He had a smile that fascinated all the women of the world.

My eyes couldn't help but glance to the side, haha, I want to know, why is the overlord or something so funny with the surname Yelu! Isn't that the surname of an ethnic minority? I always feel that the cultivation of the immortal realm and the demon cultivation realm are always subtly coordinated with the human realm, and some cultural levels.

I was suddenly stunned, I felt a strange feeling in my body, it seemed that the spiritual veins were slowly suppressed by some kind of force, it was Cheng Qingci! He added some kind of immortal cultivation inhibitor to the medicine he injected me!

"Hmm!" I covered my mouth with my sleeve and almost cursed the dead fox.

"It's normal to feel a little uncomfortable, because Cheng Qingci's medicine was given to him by me." Yelu Boqiu narrowed his cyan eyes slightly, "You really have enough capital to make Luo Hongling stunted, and I can't take my eyes off the first time I see you." ”

"What the hell is your purpose?" I asked.

"Your stubborn eyes are so beautiful, come with me, and I will explain it to you - you'd better not disobey me, my temper is much worse than Luo Hongling, and I don't know how long I can maintain my grace and calmness with you now." Jerod.

I lowered my eyes, not wanting to give him a superfluous expression - my newly bought T-shirt seemed to be exposed in the placket.

I grabbed the placket of my clothes tightly with my hand, bit my lip and said, "Take me to see Luo Hongling." ”

"It's ironic that you know your own identity, and you are still willing to fall and associate with the sect leader of the demon cultivation world!" Jerod's words suddenly sharpened, "What he gives you, I can give you the same!" Xiao Heng! Do you know that this is the last time you will see Luo Hongling! Because, you're about to be completely mine! ”

He suddenly grabbed my neck with his hand: "Xiao Heng! I want you! I want you to remember me alone! It's just me in my heart! What Luo Hongling can do for you, I can do too! If you don't obey me, you will never be born! ”

"Hello ink!! I'm just asking where Luo Hongling is! You've been rubbing with me here for a long time! Didn't your mother teach you to be cautious when it comes to falling in love! If you meet me, you will die or live!! Do you think your broken pills will work for me! I pushed him away.

"Xiao Heng!!" He roared two words, and I snapped my fingers.

"Turn into a cat." I say.

So I pressed this big gray cat to the ground, sat on it and said, "Little kitten, remember, what you are suffering now is the love of a god, if you don't take me to Luo Hongling, you will be a cat for the rest of your life, right?" Oh, oh, I'm afraid if I don't stand up, you'll be crushed and won't be able to turn over. ”

"Meow, meow, meow!" Jerod yelled.

As soon as I finished speaking, a loud explosion erupted from a distant pavilion.

"You bastards!! Do you think you want to ambush the deity after making an alliance!! Don't think that the deity is good to bully you four families when they look good!! "Luo Hongling's roar was so loud that I could hear it here.

It seems that these four overlords don't want Cheng Qingci to be so awesome.

I grabbed Jerod and walked to the place where the explosion occurred.

"Xiao Heng, why are you here? Cheng Qingci deceived you? Luo Hongling sat on the throne in the middle of the hall with Erlang's legs crossed, while the other three overlords fell to the ground panting.

"Cheng Qingci said a lot of big truths, I don't want him to blow up his hair and come over." I say.

"Meow~~~" The Yelu cat I was holding let out a scream because the back of his neck was pinched by me and he couldn't move.

"That's Jerod, right? The one with the most ghost ideas among the overlords of the Demon Cultivation Realm, I don't have to guess to know that he wants to compete with me for men. Think beautifully. Luo Hongling looked at Yelu Cat and said, after that, he smashed the armrest of the throne and roared:

"You all listen, if you want to deal with me and Xiao Heng, it's still 100,000 years early!"

I snapped my fingers, and all four of them turned into cats.

"If you want to leave the alliance alive today, just belly up and let Xiao Heng step on it. Otherwise, it's a dead end. Luo Hongling said cooperatively.

"That's right! It will take a month for the spells I cast on you to disappear, so reflect on it. I crossed my arms and said.

"It's so fat, it's round." I said when I put on my socks.