"One of the Four Beauties of the Rivers and Lakes", Qiao Jingyun, who just won the Golden Monkey Best Actor Award, has no idea that he can also make up exam questions to test the knowledge coverage of the contestants.

As a contestant in the show said, knowledge is a wise old man, if you win, it will accompany you to dominate the world, and if you lose, he will rise again with you. You enter it to accompany you from birth to death, and you retreat from it to accompany you to taoguang and nourish obscurity.

This kind of good words and sentences that I felt sore when I memorized them when I was a child can slowly chew out the taste of them when I grow up. As Qiao Jingyun, who has been deeply poisoned by the "child next door" since he was a child, he recently discovered that knowledge can penetrate all aspects of a person. Even if you are in the entertainment industry where "appearance is justice", knowledge and connotation cannot be packaged.

is like a science and education variety show he participated in today, in the original script, his role was to help a gang and help a few artists who love to beep when they don't have anything to do on weekdays to guess questions. You don't have to give too many expressions on this kind of show, and you can refresh the ratings by showing your face casually. Who knew that the captain of the group where Qiao Jingyun belonged suffered from laryngitis, and the heavy task of breaking through was temporarily entrusted to him. When he received the new script temporarily, Qiao Jingyun suspected that the director of the show was deliberate.

The makeup artist didn't get a good face when he put on his makeup, Xiao Mingen was also angry, and reasoned with the director of the show: "What do you mean, I said that we Qiao Jingyun came over to warm up the scene." This is about to open before we tell sù that we are here to show our IQ, is it to retaliate against us Jingyun did not come to your stage last year's New Year's Eve? Or is it for the stock price of our Huayi Company? ”

Exaggerating the responsibility of the other party is an act of pressure from one party to the other party in the negotiation process.

The program director was also entangled, and begged Xiao Mingen for a rare moment: "Brother Xiao, it's really not like this, we don't dare to set up your artists for anyone." It was really the little fresh meat who was filming the online drama who had laryngitis, and the cases were all photographed and sent over. ”

Xiao Mingen is still angry, "Who wouldn't know how to fake a case, Ma Yun made a book for five yuan on the Internet." People Bai Lily's leg fell and he still hosted the show, what is it to have a laryngitis? This kind of artist has let us hide it for a long time, where is there still a chance to come out to record the show. ”

The choreographer was submissive, selling his old face to please Xiao Mingen, but Zhang Kelan, who had been watching the excitement on the side, walked over a few steps and reminded: "Since there is a temporary change, the answer to the question should be given a copy." If we artists can't answer a question on stage, who else will dare to come after your show? ”

Xiao Mingen nodded hurriedly, turned around and continued to scold the director: "Yes, what is the answer?" I don't believe that 2B little fresh meat has no answer, he dares to be on the show. ”

Choreographer: "Brother Xiao, it's really not." There are tens of thousands of questions in the question bank, and they come out randomly, so I don't have the answers. ”

Xiao Mingen glanced at Zhang Kelan, and saw full of suspicion about the choreographer in her eyes. Even a little girl knew that the choreographer was playing with him, Xiao Mingen was so angry that he took his bag and shouted inside: "Jingyun, we won't record this show." If you want to go to court and let them go to Taiwan, we have a good lawyer. ”

Zhang Kelan pursed the corners of her mouth that were about to be raised, and casually said to the choreographer Jianyi: "When the title came out, the host read it twice repeatedly, and a few people like me who seemed to be the audience actually took their mobile phones to Baidu. Choreographer, don't you need an answer? ”

The choreographer's eyes lit up and glanced at Zhang Kelan, and hurriedly stopped Xiao Mingen, who was "riding in the dust" in front, and said, "Brother Xiao, don't go, we have a way." ”

Ten minutes later, Qiao Jingyun was dressed in a snow-white suit, no different from Prince Charming, sitting in the guest seat in the studio, answering the question with a smile.

Xiao Mingen, who was standing in the gloomy corner, was still sweating from the anger just now, and while wiping the sweat, he didn't forget to praise Zhang Kelan: "Kelan, it's because your brain turns fast, otherwise you will really play a big name today." ”

Zhang Kelan crossed her arms and looked at the star-studded Qiao Jingyun on the stage expressionlessly, without responding to his words.

To her surprise, Qiao Jingyun was not interested in this kind of cheating at all. Even if he can justifiably cheat once, even if he can rely on this cheating for three days to be searched, he still chooses to answer by himself.

Moreover, he answered so well.

The host on the stage didn't seem to have imagined that Qiao Jingyun, a big man who eats with his face, knew so much, and couldn't help but complain for the other guests when he reported the next question: "Qiao Jingyun, can you give other guests a chance to press the button?" Breaking through the level and not giving face like you, I'm really the first time to see you. ”

The audience erupted in laughter, Qiao Jingyun corrected the microphone on the side of his mouth, like a majestic birch on the bank of the Canglang River, and replied to the host with righteousness: "I think it is a very glorious thing to swim faster in the ocean of knowledge." The other guests swam a little slower, most likely because they were precipitating. It is also possible that they have too much knowledge in their stomachs, and their wealth is not exposed, and they are reluctant to show off. ”

The clever tongue was like a spring, which attracted applause from the audience.

The program director stood with the two of them with a smile, and gave them a thumbs up and said, "Domestic Xiaosheng, Qiao Jingyun is definitely counted as this." ”

Xiao Mingen was also happy, but when he was happy, he didn't forget to calculate the other party: "Hey, you buy the hot search of this show, we don't buy it." ”

The choreographer nodded again and again: "Certainly, definitely, and apply to the above to buy two, who wants us to be underprepared this time." Well, in this way, it's going to be #Xuebaji Qiao Jingyun# and #Encyclopedia Qiao Jingyun#, how about they? ”

"So-so."

"Haha, Qiao Jingyun is taken by you, Brother Xiao, and there is such an astute assistant by your side, you can't say it if you are not popular."

"We have always been good at quality rather than quantity. What is popular or not is not the purpose of our company to cultivate artists. ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

The two big men began to babble endlessly. And Zhang Kelan, who has not participated in the topic, stared at the stage for a long time, looking at the person who was applauded by the audience.

She didn't really know him.

As soon as this episode of the show was broadcast, the effect was even more popular than expected. When Wei Yu watched this episode of the show at home, he was still wearing a good back and a horse with a straight leg.

Anne was holding the scrub and was erasing her dark lip lines.

Wei Yu shook his head in disbelief, and said to Anne excitedly: "I've always heard that Qiao Jingyun is stupid, but after watching this episode, he is obviously a very cultured male god." The last time I ate, I thought to him, look at this question, what does the protein in the human body rely on to absorb. MB: If I were to answer, I would say that it was absorbed by the small universe. I've never heard of any amino acids. ”

Anne, who had been hanging on the "upgrade" task, didn't listen to it, but frowned and reminded, "You forgot how to talk again?" ”

Wei Yu was stunned, and after reacting, a pair of big eyes turned into starry eyes in seconds, and repeated in a coquettish tone: "Brother Qiao Jingyun is really amazing~~ I even know what amino acids are~~ People worship him so much." ”

Anne sighed and hurriedly stopped: "Okay, okay, no need to talk about it, the scrub is going to be eaten by you." ”

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"Press your legs for another ten minutes and you can go to practice. By the way, I recorded a few of the songs you practiced and sent them to headquarters, and they all said that you sang Stayhereforever the best. The rhythm is well mastered, the voice is sweet, very similar to the original sound, and it is almost set to show his face in front of the male number one. ”

Wei Yu tilted his neck and analyzed himself: "My timbre is not outstanding, and my pitch is average." Songs that are sung well are almost always the most similar to the original sound, without their own characteristics. ”

"What characteristics do you need, compared to her average girl, you can play and sing, I don't know how much better. Doesn't the male number one don't understand music, he's a layman, where can he hear any timbre and pitch? Anne carefully wiped the reddest grain of red sand off her lips and encouraged: "For your project, we LPs are very confident. I heard that Xiao Fang from the headquarters is going to come from Shanghai to guide in person, and wants to make this project an example so that it can be shown to target customers in the future. ”

In this regard, Wei Yu pursed his lips and began to worry about whether his 80,000 yuan was enough for LP expenses.

He Qingyang, the male number one who was typing on the keyboard at home, didn't know that his life was about to change.

After taking a shower, blowing his head, and digging out a bottle of beer from the fridge, this moment was his most laid-back. Just as he was about to watch an episode of the FIFAOL3 game, the penguin logo at the bottom of the display lit up, and a colleague he hadn't been in touch with in a long time lit up his dialog box.

He Qingyang frowned, this colleague was in his impression a very "powerful" kind of existence, he had always looked at people with high and low eyes, and he had a purpose in finding people.

He Qingyang was a little puzzled, didn't he delete him earlier?

Mo Cangsang, who was far away in the warehouse of the Shanghai wedding company, sneezed, and reported to Heling next to him in time: "Add him Q." ”

He Ling said "um" and asked, "Is there no problem with the account?" ”

"No problem, delete it after chatting, he can't find it if he wants to." Mo Cangsang, as a hacker on the rivers and lakes, is like a ghost crying and howling, and this self-confidence is still there.

"Okay, lose the line."

"Bow your head and tie your shoes": He Qingyang, why do you keep being invisible to me?

"Jaeger":

Seeing that He Qingyang's nickname was Geyer, He Ling couldn't help but "lean" and called out generously who was napping on the side.

Dafang got up from his desk and came to the side of Heling and Mo Cangsang. Squinting at the display, I couldn't help but "lean" out loud.

Mo Cangsang couldn't accept this kind of scene where only he was ignorant, and asked: "Say what you find, don't rely on me to grab my lines all day long." ”

Dafang gritted his teeth and said: "This project is far more difficult than we estimated. What do you see as the nickname of the male number one? ”

Mo Cangsang: "I'm not blind. ”

Suzu explained: "Alan Yeager is the protagonist of the anime "Attack on Titan". The male number one didn't take this name to show how much he liked this anime. ”

Dafang's eyes flew through the double knives, and he added: "It's to highlight the name of the person he didn't write in front of him." Allen, Allen Zhang. ”

Zhang Allen, when he was in elementary school, was recognized by the class as another "golden boy and girl". In terms of appearance, he can replace Heling, and he has learned to compete in Wei language, except for his family background, he doesn't need to be clear.

What a sassy and affectionate show of love~~

Mo Cangsang looked at Heling and Dafang, who were all smoky in their eyes, and couldn't understand their mood at the moment, so he asked blankly, "Then how to get it now?" ”

He Ling was really tired of this boring way of showing love, shook his hand, took a deep breath and said, "Let me slow down for a while." ”

Dafang had an expression on his face and unilaterally announced: "If this Zhang Allen is still single now, I must add money!" Add money! Add money! ”