Lu Feng, who was dizzy, saw Madame Butterfly's pretty face, raised her pink fist and slapped Lu Feng's shoulder fiercely, and said with a half-shy face and half annoyed face: "You, you take advantage of me again!" ”

Lu Feng's mind was like a short circuit, and he said in a daze: "Sister Yan, I, where did I take advantage of you?" ”

This guy is a bit of a foul at this time, but luckily I haven't said where I took advantage of you. But it was enough to make Madame Butterfly angry, and she snorted like a little woman again, and said angrily: "You, you touched me before you ate, and mine - and now - say that you did not take advantage of me!" ”

At this time, Madame Butterfly is completely like a wronged little girl who has been bullied by Liu hooligan but is ashamed to speak up, where is there still a little bit of the grandeur of the head of the gang. Lu Feng was ashamed in his heart, and apologized with a bitter face: "I'm sorry, Sister Yan, I, I didn't mean to!" ”

Madame Butterfly glared at Lu Feng angrily, and said angrily, "You also said that you didn't mean it!" If it wasn't intentional, how could it be so coincidental? I think you're not honest! ”

Lu Feng's face was gloomy when he heard this, and he said with a bitter face: "Sister Yan, I'm really not, I really didn't mean it!" The conscience of heaven and earth, what a coincidence! I was afraid that Madame Butterfly wouldn't believe what she said, so she hurriedly added, "Sister Yan, you are my Sister Yan, I will take advantage of anyone, and I will not take advantage of you!" ”

The gloom on Madame Butterfly's face gradually faded, stared at Lu Feng's eyes, stared for a while, and suddenly asked with a smile: "Then you say, you take advantage of too many girls?" ”

Listening to Madame Butterfly's words, Lu Feng's head immediately became bigger. He suddenly felt that his brain must have been filled with a large vat of muddy water today, or he would have been kicked by the old donkey, or he would not always say some extremely mentally retarded words. But when the words came out, he couldn't take them back, so he had to cry and say with a sad face: "Sister, my own sister, you really wronged me!" I really haven't taken advantage of other women!

"Hmph, who believes what you say!" Madame Butterfly snorted and said, "Who takes advantage of a woman will say it in front of another woman?" Men are lying creatures, and you are no exception! ”

Hearing Madame Butterfly say this, Lu Feng almost didn't even want to die, sighed and said, "Sister, anyway, what I said is the truth, you can't help it if you don't believe me!" ”

Madame Butterfly strained her face, stared at Lu Feng and said, "Then let me ask you, what are you thinking about if you didn't drive honestly just now?" ”

Going back to the old question, Lu Feng's head suddenly became bigger again, he knew that lying was to be revealed in front of a woman like Madame Butterfly, so he simply admitted it honestly. That's what I think anyway, you can do whatever you like! It's a big deal to scold me for being a big mang and shameless, and it's not that I have to say it, it's you who have to let me say it! If I say it, I am willing to fight and scold, and you can do it yourself!

Lu Feng, who had suffered from lying, made up his mind, gritted his teeth and said, "What are you thinking, sister, don't you know yourself?" ”

"I know? What do I know? Madame Butterfly looked puzzled and said, "I don't know anything!" ”

Feign! Just pretend! Women's ability to lie is no worse than that of men, or are men animals who can lie! Lu Feng sighed in his heart and said, "Sister, didn't you just say that you were thinking that you were with me-" Although Lu Feng had made up his mind to say his shameless but true thoughts, he was still embarrassed to say it when he said this. In any case, Lu Feng's skin is as thick as the distance between the sun and the earth, although this guy's idea is a little shameless, people are not so shameless.

Madame Butterfly saw that Lu Feng's face was flushed, and she seemed to understand something, her pink face suddenly turned crimson, she glared at Lu Feng fiercely, and said ashamedly and annoyedly: "Dead Lu Feng, what are you thinking!" I, I just said that you and I are still with me and still haven't gone back, Ke'er and Purple Butterfly should be worried! You, you're not honest, and what are you thinking? ”

My own sister! Why don't you finish your sentence! Hearing Madame Butterfly say this, Lu Fengtou slammed forward, slammed the steering wheel hard, smashed the steering wheel with a bang, almost didn't fall off, and then lay motionless on the steering wheel.

Although Madame Butterfly didn't necessarily know what Lu Feng was thinking, she also guessed that it was not far from ten, and Fang didn't know what to do. Seeing that the road wind hit the steering wheel with his head and his head, and it hit so loudly, he was startled again. Seeing that Lu Fengtou was lying on the steering wheel and not moving, and worried that he would really break his head, he said angrily: "Okay, get up quickly, we should go!" I said it twice in a row, but when I saw that Lu Feng was still motionless, I even believed that Lu Feng really broke his head. Hurriedly said, "Get up quickly, don't pretend!" ”

Who knew that after she said it twice, Lu Feng still didn't have any reaction. Madame Butterfly was frightened at this moment, leaned her head close to Lu Feng's head, and said in a weak voice: "You, are you okay!" ”

Lu Feng finally reacted this time, but he still didn't look up, but said in an extremely weak voice: "Headache, it hurts like it's cracked!" ”

As soon as Madame Butterfly heard this, her heart was suddenly in turmoil, and she hurriedly stroked Lu Feng's head with her hand, and said eagerly: "Let me see if there is any break!" ”

Lu Feng's head resolutely did not rise, but his voice was even more weak, and said, "No, it's okay, let me rest for a while, it's just!" ”

The more Lu Feng said this, the more chaotic Madame Butterfly's heart became, holding Lu Feng's head with both hands, and said softly: "Good brother, hurry, let my sister take a look!" Otherwise, let's hurry up and go to the hospital! ”

Lu Feng felt the warmth of Madame Butterfly's hands, and really wanted to be held by her for the rest of his life, but when he heard her tone so anxious, he felt a little unbearable, so he had to raise his head slowly.

Madame Butterfly saw that there was no wound on Lu Feng's forehead, not even a red mark, and was wondering why Lu Feng's head hurt so badly, but when she saw the sly and smug smile in Lu Feng's eyes, she immediately understood something. She quickly let go of the hand holding Lu Fengtou, slapped Lu Feng's head hard, glared at Lu Feng with a shy face, and said angrily: "You, you lied to me!" ”

Lu Feng looked at Madame Butterfly's face full of shame and annoyance, and said with a grin: "I'm sorry, Sister Yan!" After saying this, his face changed again, and he said with emotion: 'Sister Yan, you are so good! If only I had a sister like you! ”