When Cen Huang heard this sentence "a word is a certainty", he had another plan in his heart, and on the afternoon of the second day when Cen Feng brought him back, Cen Huang came to Xihai again. The sea was calm and calm, the wind and the sun were beautiful, Cen Huang stood on the reef and poured a soak of urine into the sea, then fastened his trouser belt, plunged into the sea, and dived into the Dragon Palace. That's how the allusion to "taking off your pants and peeing in the sea" came from.

As soon as the concubine of the West Sea woke up from a nap, her eyelashes were still in locks, and Cen Huang stood by her bed with her waist board.

"Can Niang Niang give me another massage?"

The West Sea Divine Concubine woke up vigorously, and the Yuan Shen almost didn't get out of the shell, and jumped high like a corpse when she exploded: "Why are you again!" Why did you go and come back? ”

"Hmph." Cen Huang didn't need much explanation for his □□.

The West Sea Divine Concubine was just about to call someone, but suddenly Cen Huang covered her mouth with a strong King Kong palm, and fell directly on the bed, and was attacked on the chest. Then Cen Huang left a sentence and swaggered away: "Sure enough, it's a little saggy." ”

After the Xihai Divine Concubine sat up, she pinched her arm vigorously, it hurt, and immediately ordered people to go all out to arrest Cen Huang, the lewd thief! But Cen Huang has the primeval vitality in his body, and his swimming speed is beyond the reach of the shrimp soldiers and crabs in the sea, and when he stood on the reef where he had peed again, he suddenly remembered something, and took off a piece of jade pendant from his waist and threw it in the sea. By the time the shrimp soldiers and crab generals came ashore, Cen Huang had long since disappeared, but he found this piece of jade pendant that could conclusively prove that he had been to the West Sea.

The Divine Concubine of the West Sea took this jade pendant and directly found the Seven Treasures Heavenly Palace, and asked the Heavenly Emperor Cen Feng to hand over Cen Huang, and she wanted to break it into ten thousand pieces!

How could Cen Feng know that Cen Huang had secretly been to the West Sea, and he didn't know where he was now and what to give her. Besides, isn't that incident over yesterday, why do you come to ask for someone again?

Concubine Xihai said that Cen Huang came by herself later, and when she just woke up and realized that she was only covered with a quilt, Cen Feng refused to believe it.

"Is Niangniang mistaken? How could my brother do such a thing? ”

This sentence made the West Sea Divine Concubine very dissatisfied, thinking that the Emperor of Heaven intended to insult her, if it wasn't for Cen Huang, where would the man come from? Cen Feng also felt a little rude after speaking, in order to prevent the depiction from getting darker and darker, he could only call Cen Huang to question him in person. Cen Huang walked into the Qibao Heavenly Palace with a smile that showed that he had indeed been to the West Sea, but when the Heavenly Emperor questioned him, he would never admit it. was so angry that the West Sea Goddess was about to bite.

The ministers and elders gathered in the hall to watch the excitement, and the Xihai Shenfei took out Cen Huang's jade pendant and displayed it in public as evidence, and the Xihai Shenfei guessed that Cen Huang refused to admit it lightly, and also brought a clever turtle.

According to the turtle, "There is Cen Huang's urine in the West Sea, and I have tasted it." ”

The evidence of Cen Huang's crime became more and more concrete, Cen Feng's insistence became more and more untenable, and the ministers all built a micro-door to see what was going on. Cen Feng didn't count in his heart, once he really saw Cen Huang's figure in the West Sea with Guanweimen, because he had a word with the West Sea Divine Concubine first, and he didn't joke, how could he go back on his word, even as the Emperor of Heaven, he couldn't protect Cen Huang. In the dilemma, Cen Feng still insisted on speaking for Cen Huang, but unfortunately Cen Huang, the initiator of this matter, seemed to have no pressure.

After a day of lawsuits, everyone was extremely tired, and the Emperor of Heaven announced an adjournment and a retrial tomorrow. The Divine Concubine of the West Sea was not tired at all, and decided to wait outside the Seven Treasure Heavenly Palace, and then confronted him face to face tomorrow, always to see how the Heavenly Emperor dealt with this matter. The ministers also stayed outside the palace and refused to go home because of curiosity, and planned to accompany the concubine of the West Sea to seek justice from the court.

Cen Feng returned to the harem, pulled Cen Huang to the secret room, and asked anxiously, "Brother Huang, have you ever done that kind of thing?" ”

Cen Huang said: "I just saw that she was too flamboyant and didn't take you, the god emperor, in her eyes, so I wanted to humiliate and humiliate her." ”

Cen Feng was extremely surprised: "You really went back again?" So what she said is true, right? ”

Cen Huang nodded helplessly, but he didn't know how fun it was in his heart, playing Cen Feng was his habitual technique since he was a child.

Cen Feng walked around the house with difficulty, tomorrow there will definitely be ministers to build a view of the truth with the micro-gate, and when the time comes, I am afraid that there will be more people on the side of the Xihai Divine Concubine than on the side of the royal family, so I have to hand Cen Huang over, but the Xihai Divine Concubine once said that if Cen Huang goes to the Xihai to make trouble again, even if she kills Cen Huang, Cen Feng will not be able to care anymore. And Cen Feng never wants Cen Huang to fall into the hands of the Xihai Divine Concubine, a highly respected goddess like her was despised by others when her husband was in retreat, it is really good to say, and she loves face very much, she will definitely not let Cen Huang go lightly.

After a long time, Cen Feng suddenly stopped and said to Cen Huang: "Brother Huang'er, you can go." ”

"Let's go?" Cen Huang looked at him.

"Well, you go as fast as possible, the farther you go. Tomorrow I will tell them that you have escaped, and then I will pretend to send someone after you, and make a pretending to arrest the important culprit of the court, so as to appease the anger of the people, and when you come back after the statute of limitations of the development of the Guanweimen has passed, I will find a way to exonerate you. ”

Cen Huang said: "But, how can I outrun your heavenly soldiers?" ”

"Brother Huang." Cen Feng walked over and whispered in his ear: "I tell you, you now have the primeval vitality in your body, you can travel thousands of miles a day, cross the Three Realms effortlessly, and hide anywhere you want." ”

Cen Huang was stunned: "Ancient vitality?!" ”

"Yes." Cen Feng nodded: "That day, you fell into the West Sea, and I was in a hurry to inject the primeval vitality into your body. This matter must not be known to others, this is a confidential matter that shakes the country's foundation. After you dodge this scene and return to the Heavenly Realm, I will take back the Ancient Vitality, until then, it can protect you for me, remember, don't fight with people, that will expose you. ”

Cen Huang was stunned, and Cen Feng asked, "Do you remember what I said?" ”

Cen Huang finally came back to his senses and grinned: "Remember, remember, don't worry, I won't say it." By the way, I heard that this primeval energy can help people fight in the room for 300 rounds, is there such a thing? ”

“……”

Cen Huang stared at Cen Feng's eyes: "Really? Amazing! ”

Cen Feng glanced at him: "Brother Huang, now is not the time to laugh, hurry up and prepare, and leave while the hour is still early." ”

"Good Ratcha!" Cen Huang took two steps, turned around and smiled: "Brother, see you later." ”

Cen Feng watched him walk to the door, and said, "Brother Huang, come back." ”

Cen Huang ran back in a hurry: "What's the matter?" ”

"What did you just call me?"

"Brother."

Cen Feng looked at him eagerly: "Can you call me again." ”

"Brother. Brother. Brother Feng. Brother Feng'er. Okay, right? ”

Cen Feng nodded with bright eyes: "Okay." Let's go. ”

Two days later, the Desire Realm Demon Heaven.

Cen Huang held a deck of playing cards, crossed Erlang's legs, and said, "What about the cat?" ”

The three bull-headed horses on the opposite side shook their heads with a wry smile while looking at the cards: "Anyway, it's not with me." ”

"Holy, where's the cat? What about all the cards in the hole? Cen Huang threw all the spades, turned over the hole cards, and the door was red.

"Death." The bull head and the horse face were happy.

Cen Huang put the hole cards in his hand and said unbelievedly: "Hmph, I'm happy early, you guys are ready to go home and masturbate." ”

Suddenly, a few people walked by, and one of them said, "I heard that the heavenly realm is in chaos, and the four divine beasts have all rebelled......

Cen Huang's neck creaked, his ears rumbled, the cards in his hand slammed, and he slammed the table: "Don't play, don't play!" ”

Three bull-headed horses, six furry black paws came up together and grabbed him: "Don't go!" Say it's a good ticket evader! ”

"your pacifier!" Cen Huang turned around and hugged them, and hugged them to the Xuantie pillar of Nantianmen and pasted beef pies and donkey meat on fire, Cen Huang snorted his teeth: "Hey-I'm sorry, let's start another game in the next life." ”

When Cen Huang returned to the Heavenly Realm Seven Treasure Heavenly Palace, he didn't know how to get it, it was really the four great divine beasts who fought and fought to the Climbing Pillar to besiege the Seven Treasure Palace, I remember that when he left, Cen Feng told him that it was very simple, and he looked calm and confident, why did he get it like this after only two days?

The so-called "Four Divine Beasts" refers to the four goddesses in charge of the four dimensions of the heavenly realm, namely the Dongshan Demon Queen, Nanyue Nuying, the West Sea Divine Concubine, and the Northern Tian'e Emperor.

"It seems that the West Sea Goddess is quite capable of fooling." Cen Huang was worried, but he didn't expect someone behind him to pick up: "Who said it wasn't!" ”

Cen Huang was excited, and hurriedly turned around: "Who is this?" ”

"Why did you come back at this time? You don't know that the Emperor of Heaven told them that you had run away and died on the way out. The goddess of the West Sea said that the dead body should also be. The Emperor said that the dead body had been buried in the Tomb of the Emperor of God. The Divine Concubine of the West Sea said that then use the primeval vitality to open the Divine Emperor's Mausoleum and take a look. The Emperor of Heaven said that this is not reasonable, since ancient times, except for the royal family, who dares to enter the Tomb of the Emperor of God. The goddess of the West Sea said that her husband was about to leave the customs, and the Tai Sui of the West Dragon King was considered a royal family, right? The Emperor of Heaven said that the royal family is a necessary condition but not a sufficient condition, and sufficient conditions must be allowed by the Emperor of Heaven. The Xihai Divine Concubine said, you just said that you just don't want to hand over Cen Huang at all, isn't it over, going around such a big circle, in fact, it is to protect the calf, hurry up and hand over Cen Huang, otherwise I will join the other sisters to take your old nest, and when the time comes, you will have to pay it or not. In the end, the Emperor of Heaven still insisted that you were dead. Unexpectedly, the four divine beasts really rose up later. ”

Cen Huang carefully looked at the person who spoke: "Aren't you a little golden fairy like a fragrant elephant?" ”

"Hello, I'm still a little golden fairy, I have already been promoted, I should be called Xiangxiang Dajinxian."

Cen Huang was stunned: "You have been promoted in only two days?" It seems that there is really no one to work in the imperial court. ”

"What's the two days, you went to the Desire Realm Demon Heaven, right?"

"Who is going to the Desire Realm Demon Heaven, nonsense."

"You must have gone to the Desire Realm Demon Heaven to hide, otherwise why be so surprised, one day of the Desire Realm Demon Heaven is equal to 10,000 years in the Heavenly Realm."

Cen Huang suddenly realized that it had been 20,000 years since he played a game of poker.

He reacted over there, and the Incense Elephant Golden Immortal tied his hands with a rope here, and Cen Huang asked, "What are you doing?" ”

The incense elephant Dajin Xian said, "Tie you up and go back to receive the reward." ”

Cen Huang said: "How much am I worth?" ”

The Incense Elephant Golden Immortal thought for a while: "How can it be worth a 'deputy prime minister', right?" ”

Cen Huang looked at him with emotion and said, "At the time of the national crisis, there is still a person of insight like you who wants to be the deputy prime minister, serve the country, and turn the tide." ”

"No, I'm going to be the deputy prime minister of the four divine beasts, you're wrong. Walk. ”

Cen Huang said: "Where to go?" ”

"The Chinese army camp of the four divine beasts."

Cen Huang said: "You don't remember my brother's kindness in promoting you?" ”

"After your brother is captured, I will leave a whole body for him to intercede, which can be regarded as repaying his kindness. Walk. ”

Cen Huang said: "I really misread you in the past;." ”

"It's too late to say anything. Let's go, don't delay my promotion! ”

Cen Huang said: "Wait a minute, you think about it calmly, if I really appear in front of the four great divine beasts, do you guess the four great divine beasts will continue to besiege the Seven Treasure Heavenly Palace?" ”

The incense elephant golden fairy patted his head: "That's right! Isn't that what they want from you? ”

"When they get me, they will withdraw their troops, my brother is still the master of the heavenly realm, and you have become a traitor to the imperial court, the four divine beasts will not care about you, and my brother will not forgive you, you are not a human being."

The face of the incense elephant golden fairy became more and more pale: "Then what should I do with you?" ”

"Let it go."

"Shhhh You think I'm stupid? ”

"You only have to let me go, as if you have never seen me, and then don't help anyone, sit on the mountain and watch the tiger fight, whoever wins, you will take refuge in whom, my brother will continue to be your big golden immortal, and if the four divine beasts win, you will tell them the news that I am still alive, use this news to change to a small official, and then continue to climb, climb and climb, and finally climb to the position of deputy prime minister, this is the most correct choice for you at present."

Xiangxiang Dajin Xian smiled: "If I lock you up, and when the four divine beasts win, I will hand you over to them, and directly change to a deputy prime minister, if your brother wins, I will hand you over to your brother, saying that I have always protected you, maybe your brother will promote me to be the deputy prime minister, you say, isn't this better?" ”

Cen Huang blinked his eyes: "Well, it's really better." But you can't imprison me, unless you really have good wine and good sisters. ”

Xiangxiang Dajin Xian smiled and said: "You used to be the crown prince, I wanted to invite you to my house every day to sit for a while, see you and tell you once, you have never dumped me, now you have become my prisoner, want to talk to me about treatment?" ”

"Uh-huh, yes?"

Xiangxiang Dajin Xian thought for a moment and said, "In order to ensure that I can hand over a lively you to my future master, it is okay to serve you with a good wine and good sister." ”

Cen Huang poked his smooth and fair little face with his little thumb: "It's quite wise." In fact, Cen Huang was afraid of poking him.

Xiangxiang Dajin Immortal said: "However, why do you want to give me ideas? ”

"Because I see you're white."

Cen Huang returned home with the incense elephant Dajin Xian. After 7749 days, I heard that the Qibao Heavenly Palace had been shot and ran out of food, and many of the heavenly soldiers and generals had disarmed and surrendered, and the Xiangxiang Dajin Immortal ran back to Cen Huang and said: "Your brother climbed the Mingguang Pagoda at the highest point of the Qibao Heavenly Palace alone, showed his last killer move, and prayed to the Great Compassion God to give him the promise of Guanghua divine power. I heard that as soon as the divine power is lightened, the power can suddenly increase by 30 million times, and killing the soldiers trapped outside the Seven Treasure Heavenly Palace is like trampling a swarm of ants to death. ”

Cen Huang was holding a sister in his left arm, and a royal sister was straddling his right thigh, stretching out his tongue and not knowing which one to lick the lollipop in the hand of the sister or the royal sister, he suddenly felt an itch in his nose and eyes, and sneezed - "It must be my brother who misses me." ”

"Look, will the God Emperor win this time?" The incense elephant Dajin Immortal asked him.

"It's a bit mysterious."

"Will the four divine beasts win?" The incense elephant Dajin Xian asked again.

"Enough."

Xiangxiang Dajin Immortal said: "No matter who wins, I will win." ”

Cen Huang stretched out his tongue and licked the lollipop, grinning at the girl in his arm, and then his expression immediately became stern.

At the highest point of the Seven Treasures Heavenly Palace, Cen Feng arranged heavenly soldiers and generals to guard the gate for him outside the Mingguang Tower, and he walked to the top of the tower alone and began to settle down. An hour later, the Great Compassion God descended on the Divine Power of Luminosity, enveloping him in the center, increasing his divine power by 30 million times. Cen Feng suddenly turned into a golden phoenix and broke through the ceiling of the Mingguang Pagoda and went straight into the sky.

The military camps of the four divine beasts surrounding the Seven Treasures Heavenly Palace all saw this scene, this matter is not trivial, once the Divine Emperor begins to attack these military camps, it means that the Heavenly War will begin, and the Three Realms will never be peaceful, in fact, the Western Sea Divine Concubine besieged the Seven Treasure Heavenly Palace just to put pressure on the Heavenly Emperor to hand over Cen Huang, and did not decide whether to attack or not. Moreover, the Dongshan Demon Queen first said that she did not want to be an enemy of the Cen clan of the imperial family, but the Northern Tian'e Emperor was the main battle faction, and the Nanyue Nu Ying was still waiting. Only the West Sea Divine Concubine is eager to win. The four sisters had already had a disagreement, and now the God Emperor Cen Feng had prayed for the Great Compassion God Radiant Divine Power, and in their calculations, coupled with the help of the Ancient Vitality, it was like a tiger with wings, and they were invincible.

The God Emperor went back on his word and blindly protected his younger brother, which was intolerable to the gods of the Heavenly Realm, but Cen Huang was still young after all, and he was always so stubborn, and he was very different from his imperial brother, and everyone didn't know, in order to punish a gangster, and the prestige God Emperor Cen Feng was the enemy, isn't it a bit of a fuss? The grievances of the West Sea Goddess Concubine are also understood by the three sisters, her husband is in retreat, she was looked at by the younger generation, and she was also teased for the sagging breasts/room, which is not very decent to say. But if she doesn't say it herself, who knows. Since Cen Huang is dead, this is what God Emperor Cen Feng said personally, I believe that even if Cen Huang is really not dead, Cen Feng will not allow him to speak again. Is it worth making a fuss about a trivial matter that has no proof of evidence?

And no one in this world has really understood Cen Feng, Cen Feng does not have the primeval vitality in his body, praying for the great compassion god to transform the divine power is equivalent to self-destruction of the Dao karma, and if he doesn't do it, he will die. Only one person knows about this matter, and that is his beloved concubine Yun Demon.

On the night of the Ming Light Tower, the cloud demon came to Cen Feng to dissuade her for the last time, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she said: "Your Majesty xià ......"

Cen Feng knew her intention, and immediately interrupted her: "Yun Ji, if there is chaos today, if you don't stay in the harem, do you want to interfere in the government when you come to the front hall without permission?" ”

The beautiful Yun Ji is full of poetry and strategic, she is a capable woman who is soft on the outside and strong on the inside, she is the most beautiful daughter of the Asura King, and the curse of the demon king was also sealed in her body before she got married, but she loves the Emperor Cen Feng deeply, in order not to hinder Cen Feng's country, she would rather not have children for the rest of her life, and she has never slept with the Emperor since she married into the royal family.

The cloud demon has made up her mind, even if she is desperate today, she will stop the Emperor of Heaven from going to the Mingguang Tower, she knelt down for Cen Feng, and did not hesitate to break her knees: "Your Majesty, I beg you, don't go." ”

"If you don't go, how will those daring traitors outside be deterred?"

The cloud demon said: "However, Your Majesty can't bear this heavy burden alone, why don't you summon the second prince to come back to help?" Doesn't the second prince have primeval vitality? ”

Cen Feng said: "Yun Ji, I hope you don't see Cen Huang in front of me in the future." You have seen the shape of the current situation, these old gods and goddesses are often using their funds to suppress me, so that how much of the new deal I have worked so hard to manage is strangled in infancy, and the dull heavenly realm is sinking day by day, isn't it these old gods who have been dragging their feet? This time, as an elder, the Xihai Divine Concubine was trivialized, and I came out to persuade her, she should have given me a face, but these royal in-laws bullied me when they were younger than me, and they didn't respect me at all, they only hated that the primeval vitality was not in my body, otherwise why should I accommodate them for 20,000 years! Now, the heavenly palace is running out of ammunition and food, the palace concubines and concubines are afraid, the princes and princesses are frightened at a young age, these people have not withdrawn their troops, where is the face of the royal family? How will I deal with my courtiers? ”

Yun Demon knew that he was just avoiding the important and talking lightly, and the purpose of her coming was to talk to him about Cen Huang, but he avoided talking about it, this matter has always been a big stone in her heart.

After Cen Huang left the heavenly realm, Cen Feng married the cloud demon, the cloud demon had a relationship with Cen Huang before, that is, the time when Cen Huang went to the desire world demon to choose his wife, the cloud demon was the most beautiful among the seventy-two sisters, but that time she was defeated, she always hated Cen Huang in her heart, and later heard that the pheasant demon died just three days after marrying, and the cloud demon became more and more prejudiced against Cen Huang, until Cen Feng came to the Desire World Demon Heavenly Chosen Concubine, and selected the cloud demon, so that she was finally rescued from a huge loss, she loved Cen Feng with all her heart, in order to seal her father's curse, On the day of the wedding, she refused to have sex with the Emperor of Heaven, Cen Feng was not angry, and thought it was because he had a good temper, but later, the cloud demon gradually found that Cen Feng's * to her was not as strong as she imagined, and the cloud demon felt very lonely.

Some people say that because the Emperor misses his younger brother, he goes to the Desire Realm Demon to choose a concubine. This reason is very far-fetched, and the cloud demon does not believe it. Some people say that because the cloud demon looks like Cen Huang, the Emperor of Heaven chose her. The cloud demon had seen Cen Huang, and he didn't think that he looked like Cen Huang somewhere. The cloud demon firmly believed that Cen Feng chose her because he fell in love with her at first sight. However, the harem is full of rumors that the Emperor of Heaven is in love with his younger brother. I don't know when it began, but the cloud demon felt more and more that he was a superfluous being.

But what's the solution? The cloud demon couldn't ask Cen Feng face to face: Why did you marry me? What is the relationship between marrying me and Ai Cen Huang? The cloud demon was exhausted by this confusion, because she always wanted to prove that Cen Feng actually loved her, but Cen Feng's invitations were often just a formality, although his words were always delicate and considerate, and his attitude was always tolerant and warm. He hides his true feelings too deep and too deep to make it elusive for a woman who loves him and can't help himself.

How many times, the cloud demon was confused, trying to tear down his hypocritical mask, but he couldn't do it. Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, the four goddesses rebelled, maybe this rebellion can't be defined as a rebellion, maybe it's just a coercion, but the order of the heavenly realm is in chaos, Cen Feng is facing a choice, just in the hands of the cloud demon, she doesn't care if Cen Feng is the emperor of heaven, she only cares whether he loves her or not, and how much he loves her. And things happen to revolve around the person Cen Feng is most reluctant to mention, that is, Cen Huang, the cloud demon feels that it is really a godsend, she can finally explore the heart of the Emperor of Heaven in this chaos.

"Your Majesty said so much, but it's a pity that the concubine doesn't understand, the concubine just wants to know, why does Your Majesty refuse to summon the second prince back?"

"Yun Ji!"

Cen Feng rarely gets angry, or he never gets angry, so when he is expressionless, it is the most angry time.

The cloud demon knew that she might be punished, but she wasn't scared at all.

Cen Feng stood up, dragged the long imperial robe in front of her, squatted down, and was at eye level with her: "You know what I said, you understand." I believe that you are not only the most beautiful woman in my harem, you are also the smartest one, I don't want me to rebel at this time, if you are still my imperial concubine, please respect me, and don't learn from those rude gods outside the gate. ”

The first time the cloud demon saw him look at her with such a cold gaze, and it was also the first time he heard him talk to her in such direct words, what made him change his gentle and elegant style, what caused such a big wave in his heart, even so, he was still deliberately burying something, what was it.

"Your Majesty is angry." The cloud demon suddenly lowered his head and said softly.

Cen Feng felt that he was a little too strict, after all, she was just a weak woman, not a rude general, he helped her up and patted her weak shoulder: "Don't worry about me, go back and rest early." ”

Yun Ji replied tenaciously, "If you still want to go up to the Mingguang Tower, then I will never go back. ”

Cen Feng turned around, as if after a struggle, he said for a long time, "Yun Ji." It is you that I love. ”

In the blink of an eye, Yun Ji's face was wet with tears, she trembled and dipped her chin with her sleeve, lowered her eyebrows and bowed her head: "The concubine is retired." ”