448. 448. We've done AI
After listening to the words of the stegosaurus, Pearl Sai glanced at the stegosaurus, hugged the hippopotamus's big face and kissed it, then looked at the hippopotamus and said, "I'll show you, if you have the ability, you can also hug a kiss!" β
After listening to Pearl Sai's words, everyone couldn't help but laugh. Stegosaurus shrugged and said, "Rub, you're so embarrassed!" β
The hippopotamus smiled and said, "Fuck! What's so embarrassing about that? The two of us can hug and kiss as much as we want, do you care? After saying this, he also kissed Pearl Pearl's black fat face, and kissed him loudly, and then said, "Am I right, wife?" β
Pearl Sai showed her snow-white teeth and said with a grin: "Dear husband, of course you are right! As he spoke, he didn't forget to open the bow left and right on the hippopotamus's face, and smacked it fiercely.
Stegosaurus was a little crying and laughing, shook his head and said: "I used to think that Ke'er and the boss were together and I felt crooked enough, but I didn't expect you to be more crooked than them, I just didn't see it!" Aren't you still married? It's embarrassing to take a bite of a husband and a mouthful of a wife! β
Hearing Stegosaurus say this, Pearl Sai said unconvinced: "Who said we weren't married? β
Stegosaurus said, "Haven't you yet received a marriage certificate and held a wedding?" β
Pearl Sai looked disdainful and said, "What kind of marriage certificate to get, hold a wedding fart!" Why do you want to go to such trouble? Wouldn't we just sleep together? Although we didn't get a license and didn't hold a wedding, we have already taken substantial action and have long been husband and wife! Since we are husband and wife, of course we have to call husband and wife! β
Seeing that Pearl Sai said it reasonably, the stegosaurus couldn't help but tease her again: "What substantive actions have you made?" β
Pearl Sai said with a serious face: "Oh, you're so stupid, you don't even know this!" There are substantial actions that mean that we have slept together and have done AI! Don't you know this? β
Listening to Pearl Sai's unscrupulous words, everyone was thundered, you look at me, I look at you, and they all nodded together and said, "I know, I know!" β
The hippopotamus looked at Pearl Sai, who didn't feel embarrassed at all, took her in his arms, and said with a smile: "Fuck! Talk fast, my wife baby, you are so cute, so cute! β
Stegosaurus shrugged his shoulders, shook his head and said, "A pair of big living treasures!" Wife is wife, wife baby, it's too numb! It's just unbearable! β
Hearing the stegosaurus sigh like this, Emily, who was a little scarlet with shame, couldn't help but smile and said: "Brother stegosaurus, you don't know, when you were not there just now, the hippo also said that Pearl Race was a fairy in the sky, it's really numb!" At this point, he shook his shoulders and pouted, "God, my little bones are numb and crispy, and I have goosebumps all over my body!" β
Listening to Emily's words, everyone couldn't help but laugh again. After laughing, the stegosaurus also imitated Emily's example and said, "It's so numb! Return the little fairy in the sky! Then he looked at Pearl Sai and said with a wicked smile, "I said sister-in-law, you are a little fairy, but I advise you, stay on the ground honestly, and don't go to heaven!" β
Pearl Sai stared at the black and white eyes and asked puzzledly, "Why?" β
"Well, this one!" The stegosaurus cleared his throat and said, "If you go to heaven, will the hippopotamus go to heaven to find you?" Seeing that Pearl Sai nodded vigorously, he couldn't help but smile and said, "If the hippopotamus goes to the sky again, won't it hurt Nuwa?" β
Hearing Stegosaurus say this, Pearl Sai's eyes widened, and she asked with a confused expression, "Nuwa, who is Nuwa?" When the hippopotamus reaches the sky, why is Nuwa suffering? SheβShe's not going to be another girlfriend of the hippopotamus, right? β
After listening to Pearl Sai's amazing words, everyone looked at each other for a while, secretly happy in their hearts. Stegosaurus couldn't hold back a laugh and said seriously: "Is it the hippopotamus's girlfriend, don't you know if you ask your husband?" β
Pearl Sai glared at the hippopotamus and asked, "Is Nuwa your other girlfriend?" β
The hippopotamus smiled and said, "Fuck! No! After saying this, seeing that Pearl Sai was still staring at him, he added: "Fuck! Not really! Definitely not! β
Listening to the hippopotamus's repeated emphasis, Pearl Sai was a little disbelieving, and asked, "Then who is she?" Why did the stegosaurus say you would hurt her? β
To be honest, as a foreigner, Hippo really doesn't know the story of Nuwa mending the sky, and of course he can't figure out who Nuwa is, but when he saw Pearl Sai asking, he had to honestly say: "Fuck!" I, I don't know! β
"You don't know?" Pearl Sai was obviously very dissatisfied with the undecided answer, grabbed the hippopotamus's ear, twisted it around, and said menacingly, "Husband, are you lying to me?" β
The hippopotamus endured the pain and said with a bitter face, "Fuck! Wife, I, I didn't lie to you! β
Seeing the hippopotamus like this, the stegosaurus seemed to be unable to stand it, sighed and said, "Alas, seek truth from facts, just say whatever you want!" β
Listening to the words of the stegosaurus, Pearl Sai's hand turned half a circle again, and said angrily: "Husband, you villain! You liar! You men don't have a good thing! Eating what's in the bowl and what's outside the bowl! You answer me honestly, didn't you tell me that you only love me? How come there is another girlfriend, Nuwa? β
The hippopotamus cried and said, "Fuck! Wife, wife, Nuwa is really not my girlfriend, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really don't know who she is! β
Seeing that the pearl race looked like a tigress, and the hippopotamus was pitiful and aggrieved, everyone couldn't help it anymore and laughed. Although Emily also laughed, she didn't know what was going on, and asked Lu Feng in a low voice: "Big wind, who is Nuwa?" β
Lu Feng couldn't help laughing and said, "Nuwa is a woman in Eastern myths and legends. Legend has it that in ancient times, no human beings leaked a big hole in the sky before, so Nuwa refined more than 300 five-color stones to fill the big hole in the sky, which is the story of Nuwa mending the sky. β
Hearing Lu Feng's explanation, Emily's eyes widened and said, "Brother Feng, according to what you say, the hippo doesn't know Nuwa?" β
Lu Feng laughed and said, "Of course! Legend has it that the ancestors of the Oriental people are all made of clay by Nuwa, and Nuwa is the ancestor of the ancestors of the Oriental people. β