On the day of filming the last scene of the movie, Jian Haoyuan turned on the Bluetooth headset as usual and ran to the movie city.

is different from before, in the past, Jian Haoyuan ran alone, but now Cai Zhexi will get up early, chat with Jian Haoyuan, and teach Jian Haoyuan a lesson.

That's right, it's class.

During the days of living together, Cai Zhexi found that Jian Haoyuan didn't know anything about all household appliances, which was nothing, the biggest problem was that Jian Haoyuan didn't understand electricity safety at all, and when Cai Zhexi was defenseless when he saw Jian Haoyuan wiping the socket with a dripping wet cloth and drying clothes on the electric heater, he was almost scared to death.

Fortunately, Cai Zhexi cut off the power supply in time, so as not to cause a serious accident. Combined with Jian Haoyuan's usual need to think about it again and then use electrical appliances and often press the wrong button, Cai Zhexi was worried about Jian Haoyuan's life safety, and deliberately asked: "Some people say that it will be a very wonderful feeling to insert two steel pins into the socket, do you think this is a good job?" ”

Jian Haoyuan asked curiously, "Really?" What is the wonderful feeling? I'd like to give it a try. ”

Cai Zhexi: "......"

After a pause, Cai Zhexi gasped and asked again: "If the TV explodes and catches fire while we are watching TV, what will you use to extinguish the fire?" ”

Jian Haoyuan replied as a matter of course: "Go wash your hands and rinse it with water to extinguish it." Why, your expression seems a little wrong. ”

What's not wrong, Cai Zhexi is almost crazy, he has no idea how Jian Haoyuan lived to such a big age, he is so lucky.

Today, Cai Zhexi and Jian Haoyuan popularized the knowledge of lightning strikes: "Today's weather is fine, so we can communicate with electromagnetic signals relatively safely; If it is a thunderstorm, you must remember to turn off your mobile phone, and turn off the headset I gave you, and never make a call outdoors, because there may not be a lightning protection device outdoors, and the electromagnetic wave signal is relatively strong when making a call, which is easy to collect and guide lightning, trigger induction lightning, detonate the mobile phone, and cause personal injury......"

Jian Haoyuan lowered his breathing and listened attentively. He is very grateful to Cai Zhexi, when he came to modern times, he has just learned to adapt and learn to use modern equipment, if it were not for Cai Zhexi, he might really die one day and don't know how to die.

Back in the film city, Jian Haoyuan reviewed what Cai Zhexi said today in his mind, gave all the headphones and mobile phones to someone for safekeeping, and devoted himself to the filming of the last scene.

In the morning, Jian Haoyuan had a scene where he died with the Great Demon King in order to save Sun Wukong and turned into a little golden light. After Yao Tianyao popularized science and lectured for him, Jian Haoyuan tied the invisible Weiya to his body, held a blood bag in his mouth in advance, and when he was at the end of the day, he designed the action of being bombarded and flew out, flew down obliquely from the high platform, and bit the blood bag to pieces, his head leaned back weakly, and a bloody color flowed out of the corner of his mouth skillfully, Jian Haoyuan's back crashed into Sun Wukong's arms, almost at the speed of free fall.

Jian Haoyuan originally wanted to rely on his own light skills to stand firm, but Shan Shanggang was one step ahead of him, taking the lead in catching him steadily, and due to his height, he also let the back of Jian Haoyuan's head hit his chest muscles. Shan Shanggang knew how to use his internal strength to unload the force, and his strong muscles were deliberately relaxed, so that Jian Haoyuan didn't feel pain at all, and even felt like lying on a soft bed.

Jian Haoyuan unconsciously rubbed his head with his head, as if returning to the light, tried to open his eyes, turned to look up at Sun Wukong, pillowed his head in Sun Wukong's arm, smiled reluctantly, his right hand trembled and stroked the tight hoop on Sun Wukong's forehead, and called weakly: "Wukong......"

Shan Shanggang gently wrapped his hands around him, his pupils constricted, he looked at Jian Haoyuan, and called out sadly: "Master......"

Somehow, pillowing in Shan Shanggang's arm like this, looking up at Shan Shanggang's deep eye and nose contours and his sad expression, Jian Haoyuan almost laughed. Fortunately, the expression and tone have been practiced dozens of times in advance, practice makes perfect, at this time, he smiled weakly, fell out of Shan Shanggang's arms, took a step back, leaned back, and slowly fell backwards, before the special effects turned him into a little golden light, pinched the time, and said: "There is a Buddha in my heart, death is not like a lamp going out, the afterlife, Wukong, the last wish ......"

Speaking of which, the lines have been finished, Tang Seng died, died tragically, died heroically, and died a worthy death.

Jian Haoyuan fell back completely, caught by the blue cushion. Shan Shanggang took a deep breath, opened his mouth slightly, took a few steps forward, opened his five fingers, and scratched blankly in the air, his eyes moist.

“cut！！” Yao Tianyao smiled and shouted to stop, the cooperation between the two was good, and he was very happy. After filming the scene where Sun Wukong exerts his power to eradicate the goblins, it will be the last scene.

Shan Shanggang heard the director shout to stop, withdrew his arm, lowered his eyes and looked at Jian Haoyuan who was lying on the soft cushion, stretched out his hand to help Jian Haoyuan up, and asked expressionlessly: "Don't rinse your mouth yet, the blood pack is not very delicious." ”

Jian Haoyuan stood up, naturally licked his lips, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth to his chin with a hand towel with great regret, and said, "Honey-flavored, sweet and delicious." ”

Shan Shanggang's eyes were still moist, and his voice was low: "You said that I also want to eat honey, this has pigments, don't swallow it, it's better to eat honey directly after filming." After that, he said to his assistant Yang Xiaowei: "Lemon honey water." ”

Yang Xiaowei understood in seconds and took the order.

Next was Shan Shanggang's martial arts scene, Jian Haoyuan was almost ready to leave, so he returned to the dressing room, washed his face and changed clothes. When putting on a bright yellow monk's robe and wearing a bright red robe, Jian Haoyuan sat on a chair and waited for makeup artist Lu Li to touch up his makeup.

Lu Li asked while sparking the ring on his little bald head, "...... you Have you been feeling good lately? ”

Jian Haoyuan asked, "It's good." ”

Filming is nearing completion, and the finished product will be visible later; You don't have to deliberately press the progress of cultivating internal strength, you can lose weight and gain height as much as possible; In addition, the salary is about to be fully received, can you be in a bad mood?

Lu Li nodded and said: "Yes, although when I saw you for the first time, I also had a sense of disparity, but in fact, you have a good voice, you don't look bad, you are not a good person, and your appearance is also given by your parents, so there is no need to worry about other people's remarks...... It's they who deliberately misinterpret your meaning, just delete those Weibo posts. ”

Jian Haoyuan asked, "Weibo? What happened. ”

Seeing this, Lu Li stopped talking, and finally said: "It's not easy to say, it's not a good thing to say." However, there will be a lot of people who will support you! Don't talk about this, actually, actually, actually...... Me, I...... I'm that little slave," and when he said this, his words became much smoother: "Wizard Jian, can you follow each other on Weibo?" ”

Jian Haoyuan thought for a while, and he didn't remember who the little slave was. However, seeing that Lu Li could accurately say his Weibo name, he said: "Okay, go back to fan you, I don't have a mobile phone now." ”

Lu Li's smile opened, and then he returned to normal, and then laughed again, making Jian Haoyuan's makeup particularly holy.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Jian Haoyuan went to the maple leaf forest where the last scene was filmed, and all the personnel were ready.

The sun is in the sky, and the warm sunlight shines into the maple forest.

In the vast mountain forest, the maple leaves in March are as red as fire, and the ground is stacked with thick maroon, and Sun Wukong is dressed in gold armor and looks at the sunset in the west, forming a brilliant and gorgeous picture.

When the wind blows through, the red leaf pieces swirl, blowing the two long phoenix feathers on Sun Wukong's head, and giving birth to a little bleak.

After a long time, Sun Wukong took out three life-saving golden retrievers from the back of his head, put them in front of his mouth, blew them with fairy energy, cut the scene, and conjured up Tang Seng who had obviously died with the demon king.

Jian Haoyuan only stood in front of Sun Wukong, holding up his stern little face, showing his solemn Buddha appearance, motionless.

Sun Wukong's tall body walked over, lowered his head, stretched out his right hand, and first tapped Jian Haoyuan's little bald head with his index finger.

In order to get the best movie effect, Jian Haoyuan has been persuaded by Yao Tianyao, and let Shan Shanggang do whatever he wants, he doesn't even blink his eyes, and his whole body is motionless.

Shan Shanggang was still expressionless, and at this time, he stretched out his hands together, pinched the little fat faces on both sides of Jian Haoyuan, moved his thumbs, and rubbed and rubbed.

After looking forward to it for a long time, staring at it for a long time, Shan Shanggang finally pinched Jian Haoyuan's little fat face~! Ah, it's so soft, it's so slippery, it's so bouncy...... The corners of Shan Shanggang's mouth lifted and he smiled with satisfaction.

His smile was really very satisfying, very sincere, and it was the first time Jian Haoyuan saw Shan Shang, who had always been expressionless or always cold and strict, smiling, and he could smile very sweetly, which was particularly seductive.

hooked Jian Haoyuan so much that he wanted to hit him.

But Jian Haoyuan still remained motionless, and his eyes didn't even change.

However, in a second, defenseless, tears welled up in Shan Shanggang's eyes.

It's as if Sun Wukong remembered the interesting story with Xiao Tang Seng all the way, remembered the side of Xiao Tang Seng who loved to eat, preach, and pretend to be strict, and remembered their beautiful journey...... only to find that these have become memories.

The one who can pinch his face unscrupulously is the Tang Seng who he conjured, and the real Tang Seng has gone.

Shan Shanggang's eyes were red, he withdrew his hands that pinched his face, knelt on one knee in a dejected manner, tilted his head slightly, closed his eyes, and stopped the tears that welled up.

Jian Haoyuan introduced himself like the first time, and his whole person came alive from the expressionless state, and said: "I am not called Little Fat Man, my Dharma name is Xuanzang, and I am the royal brother of Tang Taizong today, and I went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures and preach Buddhism on the order of Tang Taizong...... You scoundrel, you want to pinch the face of your teacher? ”

Shan Shanggang finally stopped holding back, let the tears continue to pour out, his brows were tangled, his nose was red, and he collapsed and buried his head in Jian Haoyuan's big belly and cried......

After that, the movie will jump to the scene of the fake Tang monk riding a white horse and being escorted by Sun Wukong to take the Western Scriptures. Sun Wukong inherited the last wish of Tang monks, promoted Buddhism, and learned scriptures wholeheartedly.

“cut！” As soon as Yao Tianyao shouted to stop, Jian Haoyuan immediately pushed away Shan Shanggang, who was trembling and crying, looked at his wet clothes, glanced at Shan Shanggang with disgust, took out his handkerchief, and said to Shan Shanggang: "Your snot, wipe it quickly." ”

Shan Shanggang: "......"

Shan Shanggang completely covered his face with a handkerchief, and the whole person continued to kneel, keeping his head down, not letting others see his expression.

Jian Haoyuan took a long breath, rubbed his sour face, pulled Shan Shanggang up, turned his head away from him, and said expectantly: "Director Yao, is it finished?" ”

Director Yao Tianyao shook his head and said ruthlessly: "No, do it again." Ah Gang, what were you thinking when you pinched your face just now! Tang Seng is dead, how can you still laugh!? The final act has to be perfect! Cry from the beginning and come again! ”

Jian Haoyuan: "......"

Shan Shanggang: "......"

Shan Shanggang, who had always been expressionless, broke down and cried over and over again, his eyes were a little swollen, and his eyes were getting more and more wrong when he looked at Jian Haoyuan; Jian Haoyuan also tightened his bun face, and was pinched over and over again by Shan Shanggang crying, and his eyes became more and more wrong when he looked at Shan Shanggang......

Until sunset, Yao Tianyao was still not satisfied, but decided to release him temporarily.

Jian Haoyuan, who returned to the lounge tiredly, finally got his mobile phone and swiped Weibo with curiosity.

No wonder Cai Zhexi and Lu Li's words are not quite right, it turns out that Weibo has lost hundreds of fans, and there are many messages, the meaning is similar to this one:

"It's so disillusioned! Remember to get up early every morning, it turned out to be listening to a big fat man! I'm also drunk and have been permanently blocked. ”