Chapter 9: Pinch your little fat face
That night, Jian Haoyuan's face was numb, from his eyebrows to the corners of his eyes, to his cheeks, to his lips, all of which were unconsciously shrinking slightly. But he looked at himself in the mirror with satisfaction, trying to control the muscles of his face, maintaining the expression of the old demon of Montenegro.
The old demon of Montenegro floated around Jian Haoyuan, observing him in all directions in three hundred and sixty degrees, and turned around three times before saying, "That's it, keep it, don't be so stiff, live a little!" Push your eyes harder! Well, remember this emoji! The tail hair is 3 mm in the middle, 3 mm behind the eyebrows, the eyeballs are looking down, the nose is 3 mm up, the mouth is 5 mm open, the corners of the mouth are sinking 4 mm, and the head is tilted back 5 mm, number: KC33-3545, take a picture! Recorded, this is an exaggerated expression of surprise and surprise at the sight of a lump of shi. ”
Jian Haoyuan memorized the number and expression, and then finally relaxed the muscles of his face, and recorded it in his notebook: "Facial expression No. KC33-3545, exaggerated a lump of shi." ”
Jian Haoyuan has been practicing martial arts for many years, and his control over every inch of his body has reached the point of perfection; In addition, his memory is also very good, and it is easy to memorize the control of his facial muscles as a martial arts move like he does now.
The reason why he wanted to take notes carefully was that he wanted to record what each number represented, and some words that he didn't understand very well, and he was ready to search for them when he had time to find out what these words meant.
After getting hundreds of expressions in one night, the old demon of Montenegro suddenly asked, "Wait, can you remember so many expressions?" ”
Jian Haoyuan said: "Well, remember, go on." ”
"How is that possible! I don't believe it," the old demon of Montenegro said: "I can't even remember to provoke such a number, it's all casually pinched, how can you remember!?" ”
"......" It turned out that what he recorded so carefully was casually pinched by the old demon of Montenegro...... Jian Haoyuan thanked the old demon of Montenegro for his teaching, and said calmly: "I just want to review, why don't you test me?" ”
The old demon of Montenegro snorted and said, "Okay, start, you see a lump of shi!" ”
Jian Haoyuan reacted quickly, and immediately made a KC33-3545 expression.
Black Mountain Old Demon: "Huh? After a while, he said: "When I got closer, I found that it was a box of braised pork ribs!" ”
Jian Haoyuan thought for a moment and made an XF14-1010 expression. He slowly adjusted the muscles of his face, his eyes were slightly open, his eyebrows were raised, his pupils contracted, his eyes lit up, and his mouth opened slightly, as if dripping liquid, then he closed his mouth, swallowed the foam, and couldn't help but open it, and continued to flow liquid.
Seeing that Jian Haoyuan's expression and movements could be so vivid, the old demon of Montenegro had his eyes shining, and his tone became high, and he said, "Another dog rushed over, and the braised pork ribs that exuded aroma were taken by the dog!" ”
This Jian Haoyuan didn't think about it carefully, so he made a doting smile.
The old demon of Montenegro was dissatisfied, and muttered: "It's not like this, you should be very sorry to be disappointed, or want to hit that dog." ”
Jian Haoyuan said: "I don't eat things on the ground. Well, if Xiaoguang loves braised pork ribs, I'll be very happy. ”
The old demon of Montenegro taught: "It's not right for you to think like this. Now I'm a director and you're an actor. Acting is not whether you will do something or not, but what the director wants the character to do! As soon as you start filming, you are no longer a person, you are a character! And now, I'm also assessing you, understand? Have an aggrieved and sad expression. ”
"Okay." Jian Haoyuan responded, and came with a wq35 expression. Pouting 3 mm upward, eyelids down 6 mm, long eyelashes trembling at a rate of three times a second, and bowing 5 mm.
The old demon of Montenegro let out a "slot" and floated down to look up at Jian Haoyuan's face.
Jian Haoyuan's Xuanyang True Body cultivation has been effective, and now his lips are red and his teeth are white, and his skin is smooth and moist; If he can break through the first layer and successfully lose weight, then his expression will be even more weak, and I feel pity. But now it's better, a big kid who is so aggrieved that he is about to cry.
The old demon of Montenegro stretched out half of his hand, withdrew his hand stupidly, and said, "I really want to pinch your little fat face, but unfortunately I can't touch it, hey." ”
Jian Haoyuan retracted his expression and glared at the old demon of Black Mountain.
And then
Jian Haoyuan looked at the aggrieved and cute bun face in the mirror, glanced at the old demon of Montenegro defiantly, stretched out his little fat claws, and pinched his little fat face.
The old demon of Montenegro pointed his finger at Jian Haoyuan with indignation, and scolded: "You, you, you!!! ”
Jian Haoyuan gently pinched his face, looked at the mirror, made a more aggrieved expression, suddenly laughed, and said, "Interesting." ”
The old demon of Montenegro covered his eyes in pain, waved his hand, and said, "You bastard! Hey, forget it, the assessment is over. Your cousin is okay, so be it. Take a break and teach you the next string of expressions tomorrow. ”
"Okay." Jian Haoyuan stopped pinching himself and rubbed his sour bun face.
He only now realized that he could have such a rich, vivid and interesting expression, which was really a long insight. Under the teaching of the old demon of Montenegro, he even felt that the people in the mirror were not himself at all, but hundreds of people with different expressions.
In the remaining two days, the old demon of Montenegro taught Jian Haoyuan the remaining string of expressions, and also carried out training related to movements and tones, and designed the lines and actions required in the script, so that Jian Haoyuan, who has a super memory, practiced them all again. In this way, no matter what scene needs to be played tomorrow, Jian Haoyuan can handle it enough.
Jian Haoyuan has the teachings of the old demon of Montenegro and has confidence in acting. And the old demon of Montenegro was extremely excited, waiting to verify the results of his teaching, just like verifying his acting skills.
Early in the morning of the third day, Jian Haoyuan didn't bother Cai Zhexi anymore because he should come to work every day, took the subway by himself, changed the bus again, took his work card, and came to Yao's Cinema City to report.
The old demon of Montenegro also followed Jian Haoyuan to report to the crew with high interest, ready to mention him at any time on the first day of filming, hoping to surprise everyone, and hoping to hear others' praise for Jian Haoyuan. However, when he came to the long street of the ancient city of the movie city, the old demon of Montenegro went happily, and then rolled at the feet of Jian Haoyuan in a gloomy manner.
"What's wrong?" Jian Haoyuan asked softly.
The old demon of Montenegro sobbed and said: "It's me who is so excited, I forgot that the first day of reporting was to worship God, burn incense, ask for peace, and ask for a big sale." Put me in your pocket, daytime activity hurts a lot. ”
When Jian Haoyuan heard this, he squatted down, picked up the jade Ruyi of the old demon of Black Mountain, wrapped it in a small towel he carried, and put it in his pocket.
There was a step in front of him, and a relatively thin boy accidentally kicked the steps and almost fell while trotting. Jian Haoyuan got up and helped him by the hand.
"Ah, thank you." The boy thanked him casually. After that, the boy seemed to be in a hurry, he didn't even look at Jian Haoyuan, and immediately raised his leg and started trotting.
Jian Haoyuan found that the boy's voice was quite similar to the voice of the little slave who said that he wanted him to catch his breath that day. However, Jian Haoyuan just said: "You're welcome." ”
As soon as Jian Haoyuan's words came out, the boy trembled obviously, and almost fell down again, and finally took the time to look back at Jian Haoyuan, opened his mouth, didn't speak, turned his head and ran.
Leaving Jian Haoyuan with an unknown reason.
At this time, there were more people who came to report to the film city, and many crew members began to work, coming and going, setting up incense tables, preparing firecrackers, incense candles, burning suckling pigs, etc., and preparing for the ceremony before starting.
Jian Haoyuan looked at it curiously, and saw that modern people's popularity was relatively small, and he was sweating when he moved things, so he occasionally stepped in to help move heavyweight things.
A tall and strong man pushed a camera covered with a red cloth together, and while lifting his clothes to wipe his sweat, he asked, "Hey, brother, thanks for the help, I'm photographer Austin, what do you do?" Boy? Why haven't you seen it, new here? ”
Jian Haoyuan replied: "Mr. 'Oh', hello, my name is Jian Haoyuan, and I am a new actor. ”
The tall man thought that Jian Haoyuan was a newcomer, so he asked with a smile: "Haha, my English name is austin, my surname is Ke, not 'Oh'." By the way, what are you playing, little piggy? I don't think there's such a character. ”
Jian Haoyuan had easily pushed the heavyweight camera to the designated position at this time, and replied, "Tang Seng who plays." ”
The tall man said in surprise: "You are the one who parachuted into the Tang Seng role?" Then, he glanced Jian Haoyuan up and down again, and said in disbelief: "Impossible, with your size, how did you fascinate the director and let him die and ask you to play Tang Seng?" ”
Jian Haoyuan: "? ”
The tall man said: "Originally, it was the director's old and good little king Fu Jiajia who played Tang Seng, but later he became a little goblin. ”
"Oh." Jian Haoyuan responded casually.
"He's coming." The tall man said.
Jian Haoyuan followed the gaze of the tall man and realized for the first time what a star is.
It was a tall and thin man, his face was powdered, his face was zombie white, his short hair was dyed white, his lips were bright red and bloody, and he was wearing sunglasses. Paired with black and shiny close-fitting leather pants, a white shirt and a bright red vest, it is really very eye-catching, distinguishing it from the ordinary people who are dressed plainly, making people see him at a glance.
Although many people came to greet him, he did not greet others, and raised his chin to look at people. He was followed by a few assistants, who carried his luggage, water, and parasols.
Jian Haoyuan nodded secretly, no wonder the director asked him to play a goblin.
If celebrities' makeup is like Fu Jiajia's, Jian Haoyuan thought, it would be better not to do it. With Jian Haoyuan's aesthetics, which is hundreds of years behind, I really feel that the makeup of singing is much more pleasing to the eye than Fu Jiajia's.
Fu Jiajia's eyes swept around, found Jian Haoyuan, walked over to him, looked down at Jian Haoyuan's big bald head, took off his sunglasses, snickered, and said, "Look at you stupid." Don't think you're the second male protagonist, you big bald head who graduated from junior high school, I have a thousand ways to kick you out. ”