Zhao Yulai and Xia Fan met in a café, Zhao Yulai ordered a cup of American, Xia Fan ordered a vanilla milkshake, and a large piece of chocolate strawberry cake.

To be honest, if Xia Fan was an artist brought by Zhao Yulai, he would definitely be beaten up by Zhao Yulai, and then throw the treadmill for an hour, and then add an hour of equipment when it was over.

But Xia Fan is not an artist brought by Zhao Yulai, and what makes Zhao Yulai even more incredible is that Xia Fan is also in his thirties, although he is invincible in his youth with a well-maintained face, and looks like Ji Ze's brother, but his metabolism can't deceive people, how does he keep in shape by eating sweets like this and charm a Chinese girl?

Forget it, what the hell are you doing.

Zhao Yulai suddenly found that there was an ashtray on the table, it was not easy to find a café that did not ban smoking these days, Zhao Yulai quickly touched it in his pocket, and then found that the cigarette seemed to have been secretly taken away by the little pervert. Zhao Yulai compared the middle finger in his heart, and put up with you for the last few days! Then take a casual sip of coffee to relieve your craving.

"What are you looking for from me?" Zhao Yulai asked.

"I care about you! You're about to disappear when you see people, and as a friend, I'm going to see you for the last time, right? As Xia Fan spoke, he wiped the cream that accidentally stuck to the corner of his mouth with his fingers, and then put it in his mouth and licked it clean.

Zhao Yulai looked disgusted: "Why haven't you been dragged to a corner by a strong girl?!" ”

"Because my straight masculinity is unbeatable." Xia Fan said sternly.

"When are you going to go?"

"Just these few days, Qin Hua said that brotherly love can probably make Zhang Qingyang last in front of Zhang Pingzhong for forty-eight hours, and if he sees Zhang Pingzhong, it's almost the same."

"Do you want to find someone to protect you?"

"No, trouble."

"Then what if someone suddenly breaks out and kills you directly, so as to save you from worry?"

"No, something similar happened in their circle in the first half of the year, the man didn't die yet, he just ran away with the woman, and the eldest young master committed suicide, although it didn't work, but Qin Hua is Zhang Pingzhong's baby bump, Zhang Pingzhong will take care of it."

"Yes. But I really didn't expect Qin Hua to come to this play, Zhang Pingzhong is not young now, as long as he doesn't come out directly, it will be simple to boil Zhang Pingzhong to death. ”

"When he doesn't come out, he has to deal with all kinds of women, and every time he has a dance party he has to be depressed because a woman puts her hand on his arm, and he may be forced to marry. As long as he is intimate with a man, there will be a big V who broke the news and hyped it up with a tone of grabbing his little tail. ”

"What a big deal this is, you can't bear it, and just you and him, no one dares to break the news, it is estimated that even if you are accidentally caught, you will poke your eyes to show your innocence."

After listening to Xia Fan's words, Zhao Yulai picked up the coffee and said, "Why did your little Ji Shao come out of the closet back then?" ”

Xia Fan's brother-in-law Ji Qianzhou came out of the closet nearly twenty years ago, Xia Fan tried hard to think about it, and then said: "He said that it was because 'to do an attack is to be upright and stand up to the sky'." ”

Ouch, combined with Ji Qianzhou's small body of 1.7 meters and an eternally eighteen-year-old baby face, Zhao Yulai almost choked to death with coffee because of this sentence.

"That's right." Zhao Yulai took a breath from the coffee and said: "But in fact, he and Qin Hua are in a similar situation, to put it simply, they haven't suffered any grievances, how big things you and I think, just endure it, but there is no word forbearance in other people's dictionaries." If something is hidden, people feel as uncomfortable as a fly in their throat. ”

Zhao Yulai's words made Xia Fan think for a long time, and then looked at Zhao Yulai excitedly: "It seems like this, I haven't been able to figure it out for twenty years, you know?" As soon as you explain it, it will be understood! The rain is coming! Hello know Xiao Ji Shao, have you seen him? Divine Friendship? I'm faint! You quickly dumped Qin Hua and took my little Ji Shao! ”

Please let it go, although the little pervert is a very pit, but the one in your family dances and writes all day long, a thousand paper cranes...... The red-crowned crane is sad for a day, and I am an illiterate person who has not graduated from junior high school, and I really can't digest it.

"No way!" Zhao Yulai sternly refused.

"Why?"

"Because we are both number one, equivalent to two men of heterosexuality, how can we be together."

It makes sense, and I can't even refute it. Xia Fan said regretfully: "It's a pity." ”

And then......

"You ...... Functions...... Can't the function assignment change? ”

"Absolutely! Right! No! Yes! ”

Oh mom, someone is trying to rob your man, for everyone's sake, even if it's a few days after the end, you hurry up and save me!

At the end of this "parting from life and death", Xia Fan, who had "cancer if he doesn't show up in a day", must have asked the waiter in the café to take a photo of him and Zhao Yulai.

In the photo, Xia Fan and Zhao Yulai are lazily leaning on the bar counter of the café, Xia Fan is wearing a rose gold slim silk shirt, a slightly raised chin, iconic peach blossom eyes, and invincible long legs. And Zhao Yulai just wore a dark blue POLO, slim black casual pants, and one arm casually on the bar, revealing a side face.

Both of them have a cup of coffee in their hands, obviously one is a star fan, the other is a passerby, standing together is unexpectedly harmonious, plus a few rays of sunlight shining through the window at the bar in the morning, the effect of this photo is simply unexpectedly good.

"Girl, what a waste of you being a waiter! Give you a DSLR and you can participate in international photography exhibitions. The little girl who took the picture was praised by Xia Fan and her face was flushed.

Zhao Yulai didn't take the photo with Xia Fan as the same thing, but Zhao Yulai didn't expect that that night, Xia Fan used this photo and a remake of a photo with Zhao Yulai twelve years ago, with the text "Twelve years!" posted a Weibo.

When Xia Fan must have asked Zhao Yulai to lean against the bar to take pictures, Zhao Yulai didn't pay much attention to it, and when Xia Fan's Weibo was sent, he found out that it was premeditated a long time ago.

The old photo twelve years ago was taken in the United States, and at that time, with Zhao Yulai's selfish humanitarian assistance, Xia Fan, who was not familiar with him, finally completed his show satisfactorily, although it was not perfect. In order to express his gratitude, Xia Fan invited Zhao Yu to come to the bar for a drink, at that time, the two of them were nearing the end of their trip to the United States, their faces were relaxed, and they leaned on the bar leisurely, like two generals who had just won a battle, and Ai Li, who was traveling with her, took a picture of this moment.

In this photo, Zhao Yulai is still dressed casually, Xia Fan is still the same fashionable and sassy bag, both of them are just twenty, they should still be the age of standing by the lake on campus every morning to recite words aloud, their faces are still green, and even when they enter the bar, they remember that it seems that people of their age in the United States can't buy alcohol, so they can only order a glass of Coke by themselves. There were ghosts all around, and some were even whispering and laughing at the two Oriental children.

These fans of Xia Fan don't know, they only know that there is a handsome man and their male god who used the same actions and similar scenes to take two emotional photos across twelve years.

Happy Cappuccino: I'll go! Male god, are you going to abandon your wife and children and come out of the closet?

Favorite Ji Qianzhou: @纪千舟, look, your man is hooking up with people again.

Ji Ze fan group: @Shine official Weibo, our dad is coming out, do you know official V?

Maple Forest Dance: I knew that my husband must have encountered unimaginable difficulties on the way to find me, it turned out that you cut off his beard, so quickly tell me my husband's name, phone number, address, and I will forgive you.

Attack on the hamster: distressed @Kiiren, if you are my man, see if I don't break your long legs!

Savage growth: If he were my man, I'd rather break two legs/@进击的仓鼠: Distressed @Kiiren, if you are my man, see if I don't break your long legs!

Moonwalk: I just want to ask the handsome guy next door, who are you?

Dried salted fish: I must be old, and I actually think that the man next door is more handsome than the male god!

……

has been in this circle for more than ten years, Zhao Yulai has long been no longer interested in being famous, and when he saw Xia Fan's Weibo, Zhao Yulai gritted his teeth and secretly scolded Xia Fan for a few words, and he didn't even click on the comments, because he knew that the comments were nothing more than ridiculing Xia Fan for more than ten years, and then mixed with some "male god, grass | me", and most of the rest were asking, ", who is the other handsome man who breaks through the sky?"

Well, our Brother Zhao is so confident, in the eyes of our Brother Zhao, a man like Xia Fan will be eliminated by the times sooner or later, and Brother Zhao's man is eternal. o(╯□╰)o

So although Zhao Yulai didn't read the comments, he looked at the two photos very carefully, and came to the conclusion that "they are all side faces, although the artistic conception is good, but the light is not enough, unless people who are familiar with him, ordinary people who have only seen him on the news should not be able to recognize who he is", so he didn't care about this matter anymore, and went to sleep with his head covered, but Qin Hua was holding his mobile phone on the side and swiping the screen while enjoying the pleasure of "everyone is praising me for being handsome", while enjoying " Oh my God, everyone found out that my man is so handsome, if they all come to rob it, it won't be annoying, I want to shout to the world, this man was contracted by me, but I am afraid of being photographed full of gold stars".

In terms of length, Qin Hua's pain is more than fast, but fortunately, he was originally shaking M.

However, if Zhao Yu was given another chance to choose, he would definitely not go to bed so early because of "Oh mom, I was finally attracted to the attention of a little pervert, and I don't have to come again when I don't need to pay the grain machine today"!

The next morning, Zhao Yulai was woken up by Gu Qiang's phone call. By the time Zhao Yu came to answer the phone, Gu Qiang on the other side of the phone had already been scared to cry by himself.

"Brother Zhao, I'm sorry, I got drunk with a few buddies last night, and I just woke up at this time, I really didn't mean to, Brother Zhao, you hit me, don't drive me away, I was wrong, I won't dare to ...... again"

Zhao Yulai rubbed his eyes, held the phone away from his ears that were about to be deaf by Gu Qiang's yell, and said, "What's the matter?" Make it clear in one sentence. ”

"Brother Zhao, you're in the headlines."

"What?!!!"

Zhao Yulai is the most annoying in the news, and it is still the headline! Although he didn't figure out what was going on, Zhao Yulai immediately looked at Qin Hua, who was leaning on the door frame of the bathroom while brushing his teeth and twisting his butt and waist.

Inevitably angered, Qin Hua decisively raised his hands and made a vague and urgent statement with a mouth of foam.

"Woo (with) woo (me) woo (no) woo (close) woo (tie)!"