To the inevitable pirated articles and readers from other stations: Are you sure you don't want to come to Jin/Jiang to take a look at the author?

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In the first month of the sixth year, at the beginning of the new year, the sacrifice ceremony. The people of Lucheng looked up sincerely, and the civil and military officials knelt solemnly.

A fish dressed up and walked into the altar, put on three sticks of incense, kowtowed three times, and prayed for a year of good weather and rain.

The wind blew, and the auspicious clouds surged, like stormy waves. There were purple clouds in the depths of the white clouds, which gradually surfaced, and a strange lightning bolt streaked across the clear sky, and the wind became stronger, lifting the clothes fluttering.

A vortex appeared directly above the altar, and the purple cloud swirled and extended downward.

The high priest exclaimed, "The heavens are abnormal! The purple clouds are coiled, which is the appearance of good luck. ”

The fish wanted to avoid it, but the wind made him fly, but the priest said that it was a good omen, and it should not be perfunctory. Feng Danmiao walked behind Youyu masked and supported him.

In order to hide Feng Danmiao, Youyu set up a special organization - the Department of Admonition. The people inside all cover their faces and hide their identities, and they can "speak without concealment" and go straight to heaven.

The wind was getting stronger and stronger, and the purple clouds gradually turned into a tornado, like a hand rushing towards a fish. Some fish can no longer stand, they feel that their bodies are light and fluttering, and they are about to soar through the clouds and fog, and they must be avoided.

"Go back to the palace!"

Feng Danmiao helped the fish to go back, Ziyun chased the fish as if he recognized a person, and then rose from the ground!

Youyu got his feet off the ground, and Feng Danmiao hurriedly grabbed him. The ministers were shocked and ran over to grab Youyu.

"Help!" Youyu called for help while holding Feng Danmiao's hand. "What's the situation!"

Lin Zhiling panicked and called more people to help, but to no avail. There is a fish to drag Feng Danmiao, or Feng Danmiao to drag a fish, the two were caught in the tornado together, and then disappeared into the clouds, the sky returned to the wind and clouds, and there was a dragon pattern flying away at the corner of the sky.

In a quarter of an hour, His Majesty of the Great Zhou Empire "feathered and ascended to heaven", in full view of everyone!

Only one day explained, and the high priest burst into tears: "Your Majesty has come from heaven, completed his mission, and returned to heaven!" ”

Lin Zhiling lost her soul and sat on the ground, the mountain she could lean on was suddenly gone, she was only depressed, fortunately she was already the prince.

The subjects all knelt: "Congratulations to Your Majesty!" ”

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"Ahhh

The two of them fell from the sky and plunged into the giant ashtray, which was smashed into pieces, setting off a cloud of lime.

The director immediately rushed over, grabbed the two of them and scolded: "Alas, alas, what's the situation with you two!" This prop is so damaged that you lose money and lost time! ”

Youyu was a gray man, rubbing his head, and he was still dizzy, and he didn't hear what others said.

The director patted the fish's face: "Hey, confused? ”

After a while, the fish regained consciousness, stared blankly at the person in front of him, staring intently, and the excitement gradually swept in, and then exploded!

Feng Danmiao is not alarmed, as long as there is a fish by his side, it is the same as falling into hell. What's more, he has been in this era for a long time in his dream, and he is not completely unable to adapt.

"Where is this!?" Youyu grabbed the director and yelled almost brutally.

The director was startled by the roar of the fish, and the few remaining hairs stood on end. "This is a location location, what's your name and how many phone numbers are there?"

Youyu cried with joy, hugged the director's round head and kissed him, and then led Feng Danmiao to leave.

"Neuropathy." The director stopped them, "Don't take tricks, lose money first." ”

Youyu is impatient to take Feng Danmiao home, for more than ten years, he wants to take someone home to see his father, no matter how much, take off the saber on his body and throw it to the director: "Don't look for it, antique, it's genuine." ”

This kind of "prop" director is commonplace. "What is genuine, Taobao is more than a dozen yuan."

Cangluan rushed up, snatched back the sword, and said to the director: "They are my friends, and the crew next door threw them over, and I will pay for them." ”

"That's a good feeling, remember your pen." After the director finished calculating the compensation, he looked at the two of Youyu, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, especially Feng Danmiao, patted him on the shoulder, and asked, "You have a good image, would you like to film with me?" ”

Youyu was curious: "What kind of play does he play?" ”

"Bai Qi, Han Xin, Zhao Zilong... Watch him play, and go through all the words. ”

Youyu patted his chest and swore an oath: "Don't worry about this, he is sure of this kind of role." Give him a chance to exchange you for an actor. Director, you can also look at me, I can also do it, just come to the Qin Emperor and Han Wu or something, I can control it! ”

The director pondered the temperament of Youyu and said, "You, the emperor probably can't act." However, Zhao Gao, Gao Lishi, Wei Zhongxian, Li Lianying and the like, I think you are still at ease. ”

Some fish thought about it before they were shocked. He's a little like a eunuch! Could it be that there were sequelae in those years? How's that!

After chatting with the director, I chatted with Cangluan.

The scars on Cangluan's face are gone, his eyes are black, he is dressed in a military uniform, and he is wearing slippers. Youyu was surprised: "Are you filming here?" Not a kindergarten teacher? ”

Cangluan: "The kindergarten doesn't accept it, but you can earn enough points to drag you back, eh, the old seal is a gift?" ”

Feng Danmiao: "Fortunately, it was held steadily, and it was almost blown away." ”

"Who are you playing? You're dressed pretty boldly. Youyu couldn't help laughing, not to say how funny the filming was, after all, Cangluan was once the famous Emperor Yan, look at what he tortured him into. However, some fish soon couldn't laugh, and estimated that their fate would be even worse.

Cangluan: "Courage is spirit, the quality is too poor." King of Lanling. ”

"So it's still the leading actor. Big star! ”

"Don't have fun with me." Cangluan said seriously, "You don't need to give me this outfit." ”

Youyu Fang was too excited and didn't consider its value, which calmed down a little and didn't suffer this loss. It's a new robe, a sword, a crown... It only took a few hours to be swept up into the sky. With this capital, what kind of drama can you make and make money.

"How many villas do I have to say, for you? Joke. ”

"Give it to me!"

An unfamiliar voice came from behind him, and a fish looked back and saw a tattered old man. "Why for you?"

"I resold my household registration."

"You're selling panties!" Youyu remembered the old man who sold him the system that year! Youyu reached out and stroked his fluffy hair, "Why aren't you old after twelve years?" ”

Old man: "What twelve years, I only saw you yesterday." ”

"What did you say!" Youyu was stunned, "It's only been a day?" ”

A fish looked at Cangluan's mobile phone: 2016**month**day, Sunday, sunny.

Indeed, only one day has passed. "Damn, don't I have to go to class tomorrow?"

Strictly speaking, he's running all four!

The old man took out an ID card and household registration book and hung them in front of Youyu. "One billion copies, let's pay for it."

"Hey, you're robbing. One billion, I might as well buy one on Taobao. ”

Cangluan: "I also bought it from him at the beginning, and I gave him all the clothes of my body, and I entered the world 'pure'. I also got a system. ”

"Taobao is fake, mine is real. If you want to mess with it or not, you can do it. ”

Youyu took an ID card and saw that the photo on it was actually Feng Danmiao! And the name is: Guan Shenyan.

"Can you get a normal name?"

From the old man's "occupation", it is not difficult to guess that his ID card was created out of thin air and is legitimate. It seems that he has to give Feng Danmiao the identity of a country's recognition from him.

Old man: "Do you want to buy it?" ”

"You reseller of panties, can you be cheaper."

"No, you can't. Actually, I resell cultural relics. ”

"You're not aiming at me, are you?"

"Aim at you and him."

"Hey, that's your unreasonableness. I came back from a hard walk, nine deaths, can you make me think about Qingfu, without this outfit, I will become a dick again. "Youyu is very aggrieved.

Feng Danmiao: "I'll raise you." ”

Youyu couldn't help but roll his eyes, this is not a question of whether to raise or not, this is to maximize benefits. "I'm bargaining, you don't have to interject."

Old man: "I don't bargain. ”

"Uncle, you're good!"

"Nope."

"Uncle, you owe a beating, right?" There is a fish fire, and the sleeves are rolled up.

"You fight, when the police come to arrest people and ask you to show your ID cards, there will be a big problem."

"You are unreasonable!"

The old man was high and triumphant. "Buy it or not, I'll leave if I don't buy it."

"Buy!"

Complete the transaction in the toilet, take off the clean, and the crotch cloth is missing. Cangluan brought two sets of clothes to the two of them, and looked in the mirror of the toilet, and some fish noticed that something was wrong, and he was too tender in the mirror. There are fish who pick up the hem of their clothes and look at their belly, desperate! "Where's my abs!"

His figure that makes the girl's flowers tremble and the jade liquid flows!

"After decades of hard work, once back to the pre-liberation period."

Feng Danmiao: "It's not good, we can do it for more than ten years." ”

When you think about it, it feels good. Youyu pushed Feng Danmiao into a toilet: "Try my twenty-year-old virgin body quickly." ”

Cangluan snorted: "Hey, I'm still here!" ”

"Uh, tap! This body doesn't have that much to beep—"

"I try to... Wait a minute... I think of something that I will never spare you! ”

Not only did the body of the fish recover twenty, but Feng Danmiao was also as strong as ever.

"Tap, tap, how did I offend you!!"

"What you did in the dormitory when you were twenty years old, I didn't care about it before, but now it's hard to say."

"I'm bent and won't be straight anymore!"

Bang bang bang...

The toilet door smells the dog barking, and the dog is barking.