74 Extra: I don't want to share my head with you
The spring flowers are blooming one after another, the fallen flowers on the ground are still gradually dissolving into mud, the buds on the branches can't wait to bloom, the main palace is surrounded by all kinds of flower fragrances, and you can smell two kinds of hybrid smell wherever you go, one is the new fragrance of the flowers that bloom at the beginning of the branches, and the other is the smell of the falling flowers falling in the mud and dust slowly defeating, with a little sweetness, and a little bitterness after rotting, it is still very aphrodisiac.
Shen Wenzhao hates spring, whether it is the spring rain or the spring flowers, there is an inexplicable greasy and charming, inviting pets everywhere, stirring up everything uneasy.
And cats, too, nasty. There are no cats in the palace, but wild cats roam around, and they are particularly exciting in spring, meowing and pulling their throats to tear their hearts, and they are another way of annoyance.
At this time, Xiao Heng wants to make trouble as usual, at night and during the day, no matter how to talk about him, scold him, and even put on a face, he has to make trouble. I didn't want to deal with political affairs seriously, so I threw big and difficult things to him, looked at him with dazed eyes, and said, "Ziyu, you have an idea, I heard that the loquat in Dingshan is ripe, don't you like to eat it, I'll pick a few for you." ”
"Your Majesty, the world is Your Majesty's world, not the world of slaves, dare to love you, the shopkeeper is still addicted!" Shen Wenzhao was troubled by him in the morning, and he was embarrassed, and when he saw that he was about to shake his hands, his temper immediately came up, and he stabbed him when he opened his mouth.
"Ziyu, although the world is my world, you and I are not separated, my family is also yours, the family is the world, and you have to take care of the housekeeper." Xiao Heng smiled slightly, said in his mouth, his hand did not stop, and he wanted to touch the collar circumference, intending to touch it along the collar to his chest......
Shen Wenzhao couldn't bear it anymore, so he pinched his hand fiercely, so that Xiao Heng screamed and withdrew his hand, curled up to the side and was sad: "It's not long since we got along, just pinching me like this, isn't it just at night...... And the morning ...... A little greedy, as for making it so strong...... It's all blue......"
"......" Shen Wenzhao watched the tall and tall new emperor curl up into the quilt and curl up into a huge silkworm chrysalis, crying and laughing more and more, he said to the "silkworm chrysalis": "You want to play poor to Liao Zhixin!" ”
When the silkworm chrysalis heard this, it shrank slightly under the bed, stiffened, and hung its head and did not move.
Liao Xiang's new official took office three times, and as soon as he sat in the position of the left minister, he immediately gave the new emperor a dismount! No matter what the new emperor says or does, he can pick out a bunch of thorns, at first the new emperor still has the strength and interest to fight with him for a round or two, and later, he was defeated again and again, and he was dumbfounded every time he was speechless, and he didn't give his will when he was in charge of major events, and he dispersed the court, poured beans on his Ziyu bamboo tube, and said that Ziyu gave a few comments after speaking, and he wrote it down himself, polished it, and sent it down as his own will. Liao Xiang didn't say anything when he saw his intentions, but at some moments, he still wanted to stab the new emperor once or twice, so that the new emperor lost his temper, and when he saw him, he wanted to run away.
Strange! Wasn't this the case when Liao Zhixin was the head of the household department in the past, how did he become a left-handed minister, the official became big, and people became evil? !
The new emperor shrank in the quilt and silently counted his new and old hatreds with Liao Xiang, and after calculating, he thought of the only words that Liao Xiang said, which seemed to be a human language, "Lord Shen's character and knowledge are all excellent, and Your Majesty has obtained it, which is the luck of Your Majesty and the luck of the world!" ”
Of course! When do I miss the eyes of people!
Thinking of this, the "silkworm chrysalis" stood up, shaking its head and tail, as if it was a little proud......
Shen Wenzhao didn't have time to take care of the chrysalis, he buried himself in the fold pile, and once he buried it, no one wanted to dig him out. said "The world is Your Majesty's world", but he was in charge of the idle affairs of "dogs and rats", and he didn't know if he realized that his life was suffering.
Xiao Heng saw that he was buried in political affairs, and expected that he would not have time to settle the "accounts" with him last night and this morning for a while, so he crept out of the hall and slipped to Dingshan to pick loquats. The loquat planted on Dingshan is a good seed, not big or small, golden and round, easy to peel, sweet and refreshing to eat, straight to the heart and spleen. Xiao Heng went up the mountain, he already had the picked good, he didn't want it, he wanted to carry a basket to inspect the trees, find the one he liked, put it in the basket, pick it with his own hands, and then peel the skin with his own hands and feed it to the man's mouth, what a sweet heart......
If only he would let me feed me mouth-to-mouth......
Otherwise, if I peel off the skin, he will take a bite with his hand, and if he eats like this, his lips will definitely touch my hand, soft, tender, nothing can compare to that touch......
If only he would help me...... That's it......
The dignified emperor, thinking about colorful things in his head, has to add some ingredients from time to time, and he will amuse himself with it!
I saw that His Majesty the new emperor was anxiously carrying a basket of fresh loquats, with long legs and a step, running fast!
Back in the council hall, Shen Wenzhao was still struggling with those piles of folds, Xiao Heng still crept in, washed his hands, picked and picked in the basket, picked up the largest, yellowest and fullest, peeled off the skin, and sent it straight to his lips.
Shen Wenzhao was concentrating on business, and Xiao Heng's loquat that was killed halfway scared him!
"Don't mess around! Don't you eat at the same time? ”
"Tete gave it to you, eat!"
"If you mess around with this pile of folds again, you can see for yourself!"
"Look, just see! You ate the loquat in my hand first! ”
Yo ho! Have you learned to bargain?!
Shen Wenzhao was impatient, glared at him, and glared at the loquat on his lips several times, but he still didn't resist the golden and round juicy appearance of the loquat, and gnawed it with a stinky face, chewed, and spit out a few kernels, the taste was really good, this can't go against his will, so he praised it with a stinky face: "This year's loquat is not bad!" Then he went back to his business, thought about it, turned his head and said to the other person: "Let it go, I will eat it by myself in a while, and I don't have to work hard for you." When he finished speaking, he waited for the hippie to come up and say a crooked word or two, but no, the man stared at him in a daze, and somehow became a demonic obstacle.
"What do you think I'm doing?! Got ink on your face? Shen Wenzhao frowned, put down the pen in his hand and touched his face, looking puzzled.
To be precise, it's not his face that's staring, it's his lips. People think that his lips are like two tender petals, they look good, they are good to touch, and occasionally brushed from other people's hands, they don't seem to be unintentional, like they are flirting. People are full of vivid and fragrant minds, and they are about to ascend to immortality, and he also asks people, "What do you think I do"......
His Majesty the new emperor at this moment deeply feels that the sentence "the king will not be early in the dynasty" makes a lot of sense - get a "stunner", linger back and forth between the pillow seats, and do not feel that time flies, where is there any heart to care about the early dynasty of the Rauschzi!
Political affairs or something, naturally, you can also lean back.
Xiao Heng peeled another loquat, held it between his lips and teeth, slowly approached, pounced quickly, suddenly closed the net, handed over the loquat, and the lips and tongue after the loquat, Shen Wenzhao "woo uh-huh" beat him and pinched him, he finally took a bite of meat, and he couldn't tell his mouth even if he was beaten to death!
Loquat was eaten all over the body, the juice flowed from the lips and tongue to the chest, and then to the lower abdomen, a basket of fresh loquats, few of which were eaten seriously, most of them were crushed, or let other places eat. The juice, sweat and miscellaneous juice of the loquat made a mess of the imperial case of the folds, and many of them were stained.
Shen Wenzhao was so angry that he pushed the person who was pressing on him and was not yet happy, and shouted at him: "Hurry up!" The folds are all dirty! ”
The man held him in check, and did not let him move, and said very scoundrelly: "At first, let you and me into the back quarters, but you don't want to, well, I'll get you here, and see what you do!" ”
In a word, Shen Wenzhao's ears were burned through, and he still had to say, "I'm a good dear, if you come again, you want to kill me!" ”
Xiao Heng often makes a bad move, he himself is interested, he has to drag Shen Wenzhao to accompany him, that one is unwilling, he began to lure and coax with kind words, and later, it is not like that, once he enters Hong Kong, he can come casually if he is dirty, and he will not stop if he is ashamed to die!
"Isn't it just that I'm afraid that the fold will be stained and seen by the attendants, good, it's not that I haven't seen it, who dares to say anything, and then say it...... You are worried, it is very tight there, and I ...... it" His Majesty the new emperor was teasing and reasoning vigorously, and one was not wary, Shen Wenzhao blushed and lifted him aside, picked up his shirt from the ground, and ran away after wearing it, leaving him in place, the flagpole was still erected, erected high......
Shen Wenzhao ran away on weekdays, at most he ran back to his own resting place from the council hall, and then farther away, ran back to his own house in the imperial capital, the locations were all counted, so His Majesty the new emperor also had a number in his heart, thinking about when he would go over to get someone, what to say to make that person dissipate, and whether he could still make up for it after he was dissipated, and make up for the displeasure in the morning. He sat firmly on Diaoyutai here, but he never thought that the development of the situation was actually beyond the norm - Shen Wenzhao did not return to the rest place in the palace, nor did he return to the rest place outside the palace, he asked for a horse, went out from the East City Gate, got on the boat through the Shiliting Ferry, and has now left the imperial capital for more than 30 miles!
As soon as Xiao Heng heard the report from the inner servant, he hurriedly summoned Liao Zhixin and the boss of the Shen family, and explained it to the two prime ministers, entrusting the state affairs inside and outside the imperial capital and even the Qing Dynasty to the two prime ministers.
Shen Wenzhao looks mediocre, not eye-catching, and goes all the way without making any waves. Xiao Heng is different, a barbarian, tall and eye-catching, he is the emperor, and he is followed by a circle of people openly and secretly, not to mention walking slowly, there are people everywhere to see the excitement!
Therefore, His Majesty the new emperor walked much slower than Lord Shen, and the family had already entered Jiangnan, and he was still circling at a ferry port hundreds of miles away from the imperial capital!