He smiled: "Ahhhh It's easy to learn some tricks, but you can see it all at once! Tell me, you're always so eye-catching, is it interesting? ”

"Hee-hee!" She smiled and said, "For a sanctimonious person like you, you have to expose it at once!" Otherwise, I don't know how many people will be killed in the future? ”

"Hey, hey!" He laughed evilly: "I don't know how many people can be killed!" All I know is that you're the one I want to do right now! Well, you can't escape anymore, right? Obediently got it from Young Master Ben! ”

"You're beautiful!" She snorted and subconsciously wanted to push him away, but she was caught by him and couldn't break free at all. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info had no choice but to let him hold on tightly and walk forward together.

After walking a few steps, she suddenly sighed: "Actually, you have really made progress, one step at a time in the past two years, and you have been far ahead of me!" ”

"Oh?" He smiled toothlessly: "Why do you say that? Didn't Mr. Lu always think that I was just talented, but I didn't do enough hard work? ”

She praised faintly: "That's the old you!" I always feel that you are a little clever, and you belong to the kind of people who are cheap and obedient. However, after the past two years, I feel that your realm has improved a lot, and your little wisdom has become great wisdom, and you have really worked hard and accumulated a lot of things. The original most lacking internal strength has been made up little by little, from shallow to heavy. And the original very strong external strength, instead of weakening, has become more comfortable. The most important thing is that after the internal and external skills are improved, the whole person's mood has also soared, which is really impressive! ”

"Haha!" He laughed: "Being praised by Teacher Lu like this, even if it's worth dying!" It seems that I can only accept it now, and if I show humility again, I should be called a hypocrisy by you! ”

"Uh-huh! Just accept it! She laughs, "It's also a virtue to receive compliments!" In any case, it is much better to accept it openly than to think to death in your heart and dare not say it! Tell me how this is done. Teach me, let me also soar and rise, and improve together! ”

"Haha!" He nodded her nose and said, "If you want to say that there have been some changes in the past two years, it's true!" Whether it's as good as you say, I'm not sure. But when it comes to this change, I think you are right just now, and it has something to do with the fact that I was sent to the grassroots level, from the town and the county all the way up! ”

"yes!" She sighed: "It is said that the grassroots is a melting pot, which can make good steel and iron, and even more good gold." I see, the towns and counties you go to are like the gossip furnace of Taishang Laojun, which can melt everyone and everything, but it can't melt Sun Wukong, but it refines the fiery eyes and copper skin and iron bones of this Monkey King. Seven or forty-nine days later, this Sun Monkey overturned the alchemy furnace and became truly invincible in the world! ”

"Yikes!" He smiled: "It turns out that in your eyes, I am the Bi Ma Wen who does not do his job?" ”

"Don't, don't!" She waved her hand again and again, "I regard you as the real Monkey King, and I have never treated you as a Bi Ma Wen, this is what you said!" ”

"Good, good!" He replied, "I said it myself!" In fact, no matter whether it is Monkey King or Bi Ma Wen, he is an authentic monkey anyway. Well, if I'm really a monkey, then you're the Buddha, no matter how I pounce, even if I turn over countless somersault clouds of 108,000 miles, I can't escape from the palm of your five fingers, right? ”

"I don't want to be a Buddha!" She smiled and pinched her nose: "You thought you had come to the end of the heavenly realm after turning over the somersault cloud, and you began to pee. Who can stand such a stinking smell? ”

"Hahaha!" He couldn't stop laughing: "Really! After this guy finished peeing, he wrote the famous sentence 'Monkey King visited here' on one of Rulai's fingers. If it were me, I wouldn't write it like that! ”

"Oh?" She tilted her head: "Then how would you write it?" ”

He seemed to smile: "I will write like this, anyway, I can't run out, so I am willing to be locked up here by you, and stay with you for the rest of my life!" ”

"Poor mouth!" Although she was infinitely happy in her heart, she still said angrily, "I don't want to be this Buddha!" Sitting there every day, not eating the fireworks of the world, do you want me to stop eating the fireworks of the world? ”

"Oh oh oh!" He replied, "That's still cannibalism!" My parents are still pointing to you to give them a big fat grandson or granddaughter! ”

"You?" She was immediately anxious and raised her hand to fight. But he brazenly approached her and sneered, "Oh! Let's not mention this for now. Since you want to eat the fireworks of the world, then don't be the Buddha. Otherwise, you should be the princess of the iron fan. It seems that in the entire "Journey to the West", the only one who has had a skin-to-skin relationship with Sun Monkey

It belongs to this Iron Fan Princess! ”

"Iron Fan Princess?" She was stupid all of a sudden, desperately turning her brain, but she still couldn't react, she could only mutter: "You guy! What to say? Isn't this Iron Fan Princess the daughter-in-law of Sun Monkey's righteous brother, the Bull Demon King? ”

"Hey, hey!" He laughed evilly again: "Our teacher Lu really reads history very deeply, even know this?" ”

"Nasty!" She made a straight face: "You think I'm a child!" Besides, Princess Iron Fan is the daughter-in-law of the Bull Demon King, and even a three-year-old child knows it, right? ”

"Haha!" He couldn't stop laughing: "Princess Iron Fan is indeed the wife of the Bull Demon King, that's right!" This old cow is also a wealthy and successful person, and when he became famous, he was full of spirit and thoughts, so he had a little girl and a jade-faced fox. After a long time, he snubbed Princess Iron Fan. Princess Iron Fan was very depressed, and the only baby, Red Child, followed Guanyin again, leaving her alone in the empty room, and the heat was unbearable. As a result, Sun Monkey wanted to cross this flame mountain, and asked her to borrow a fan, but she borrowed it three times! ”

She smiled: "You are going to tell me about Sun Wukong's three borrowing banana fans!" Okay, you can talk about it and see if what you say is the same as what I grew up watching? ”

He smiled: "This classic version of "Journey to the West" is still the film with the highest replay rate on various TV stations. Even if you haven't read a book, you have to watch TV 180 times. If I'm not mistaken, in addition to the three episodes of Daughter Country, Spider Spirit and Jade Rabbit, the most interesting and gorgeous is these three borrowed banana fans! ”

"Haha!" She smiled and said, "When this thing comes to you, it will all become male thieves and female prostitutes." ”

"Hey, hey!" He sneered: "It's a bit far-fetched to say that men are thieves and prostitutes." However, this is one of the most glamorous experiences of Sun Monkey himself, but it is true. These three borrowings, borrowing and borrowing are wonderful. As soon as it was borrowed, it was a pure fight, and the princess of the iron fan couldn't beat it, so she hid and made Sun Monkey lose his temper. The second borrowing, Sun Monkey moved his mind, turned the power into outwitting, turned into a worm and drilled into the belly of the princess of the iron fan, beat and kicked, and did not pity the jade at all, which made the princess pant and wail for a while, and kept asking for mercy, begging her uncle to come out quickly and give him the fan. The monkey was proud, took the fan and left. didn't want this iron fan princess to be a master, so in this case, she even got a fake one for him. As a result, after taking it back, the fire became bigger and bigger, and even burned the hairs on Sun Monkey's face! ”

"Haha! Well said! She listened vigorously and applauded: "What about the third loan?" ”

He blinked: "This third borrowing is the most attractive." Sun Monkey returned twice in vain, and immediately started to think big, taking advantage of the Bull Demon King to go to the Dragon Palace for a banquet, stealing his mount, avoiding the water golden-eyed beast, and then went straight to the house of the princess of the iron fan. Of course, the reason why he moved his mind more this time was because he turned himself into the second brother of Niu. So, Princess Iron Fan happily opened the door. Seeing that Lao Niu didn't go to the jade-faced fox and came to his own place, he was already full of joy, cooking and accompanying wine, and took the initiative to kiss and hug and dedicate himself......"

"Flutter!" Hearing this, she couldn't help laughing: "This kiss and hug and dedication, you added it yourself, right?" I remember, in the TV series, it doesn't seem to be filmed like this? ”

"Hey, hey!" His evil smile was accompanied by a torch: "I'm afraid that the TV will bring bad children, so I can only point to the point." However, the real paragraph about this paragraph, I read the original book and checked. Sun Monkey didn't know much about it, but his brain turned definitely fast enough, and seeing that the princess of the iron fan was so enthusiastic and unrestrained, he immediately guessed that it was because of the old cow's empathy and farewell to love that the princess had been empty for a long time, and the heat was unbearable. So, for the princess's enthusiasm and dedication, he adopted a resigned attitude. Since this old cow owes so much public grain and has not paid it, then I, as an uncle, will pay it back for him. So, after the clouds cleared, he asked seemingly casually: Are you satisfied? ”

"Phew!" She was already laughing, using her hand as a hammer, and kept hitting him: "I have never seen you like you in studying the classics, what is 'paying public food', and asking what 'are you satisfied', I laughed to death!" ”

He deliberately straightened his face and said, "What's so ridiculous about this! That's just the way it is! The original work of "Journey to the West" is an adult novel, but we made it into a children's drama, is there an understanding gap? Don't you know, if this enlightenment education is changed to an adult drama, it will be very troublesome. We have hundreds of millions of people, and since we were children, we have known that the beautiful woman who has been transformed into a spider is the most exciting, and when it comes, it is the same bath of eight beauties, which is simply a fairyland on earth. Also, Tang Sanzang is so dignified and does not eat the fireworks of the world, but he really saw his heavenly and man-like daughter king, who is both talented and rich, and a peerless baby, he was also so surprised that he couldn't walk, and he moved his heart. If it weren't for that scorpion trickster, he would have achieved a romantic story a long time ago! ”

"Alas!" She sighed and shook her head heavily: "No way! What is this thing to you, it's all the second half of the sentence of 'wise man sees wisdom', I really convinced you! ”