That's the God of Light, young master, have you eaten the bear's heart leopard gall......

Ian shouted in a trembling voice, but his throat was not breathing, so he couldn't get his voice out.

Although Kevin is the one who looks more serious on weekdays, the old butler didn't even think about it, so he buttoned the big hat of abducting the God of Light on the head of his young master, which shows that the housekeeper of the past 20 years is not in vain, and he knows that the bear child he brought up is full of guts, and he can't pull the eight vultures out of line.

The old butler Ian is strict and rigid, meticulous in his work, meticulous in his dress, and an old gentleman in the old-fashioned school. The old man thinks that everything else is easy to say, but temperament must be cultivated from an early age, and a good seedling must be straight from the root, so Osvid was required to be a restrained and decent person since he was a child.

Despite the twists and turns, the ending was a happy one—Osvid, though he had a backbone, was still subtly transformed into something like that. The bigger and more calm, the surface is always the appearance of the eight winds, and he is very particular about dressing and eating, except that he doesn't speak very well, he can barely be regarded as a restrained and decent person.

But now, this restrained and decent thing is rolling on the same bed with another person, and he doesn't even know how to close the door!

After 30 years of hard work, he once returned to the pre-liberation period.

Ian's old butler felt that his old dim eyes were going blind.

According to the standard of an old-fashioned old gentleman, even if his eyes are blinded, he should not rush in at this time, but should leave quietly and silently, so as not to embarrass both parties. If you have any thoughts and advice, I'll find a chance to say it later.

Ian really wanted to do this, but when he was older, his hands trembled, and the plate he threw out was the water that was spilled, not only could not be recovered, but it was also earth-shattering.

Ian saw that Kevin was startled by this movement, and was about to raise his head and straighten up, but he was caught by his shameless young master Osvid and kissed him more before letting go.

Ian: "......" The old man silently covered his heart.

Kevin slapped Osvid back on the bed, stood up straight, coughed with a toothache, and nodded at Ian at the door, "Your Imperial Majesty has just woken up." ”

Ian sobbed half of his face as if he had suffered a stroke, and gave a vague "um".

Do you need to be reminded? But anyone who is not blind can see it......

Osvid glanced at the old butler with half of his eyelids, and saw that he could still stand firmly, so he didn't pout directly, so he cheekily sat up from the bed. The shameless thing was halfway up, deliberately slipped his hand, and fell down on his back, and then stretched out a hand to Kevin and said, "Please do me a favor, I don't have much strength in my hand, I can't hold it up." ”

Kevin: "...... What about the crooks? ”

Ian: "......" when I just pulled someone's neckline, why didn't I see you say that you don't have the strength?!

The so-called easy nature of the country is difficult to change, in front of these two people who witnessed themselves splashing and rolling and playing scoundrels, the emperor's "face" can basically be regarded as an ornament: "Pull me." ”

However, Kevin obviously didn't eat him, he hugged his arm with a smile, glanced at the miserable white paw and hummed, "If you can't hold it up, don't force it, lie down." ”

He turned to Ian and said, "I'm going to find a pipe, it's about this thick, and I'm going to find a funnel, thank you." ”

Rao is old man who was blinded by the dog man was also stunned by his headless request, put aside the scene he saw just now, and asked in a daze: "What do you want pipes and funnels for?" ”

Kevin pointed to the emperor who was paralyzed on the bed with his hand, and said: "Insert this dog emperor in his mouth, add a funnel to the pipe, and pour whatever you want to eat, saving trouble and effort." He turned his head and said to Oswald solemnly: "You should eat chowder, I will condescend to you, I can barely help you hold on to the funnel and not smash your face, after all, you can only see a face up and down." ”

Ian had never been afraid of Osvid in the past twenty years, and when he heard Kevin's words, he turned to the former God of Light directly, and without saying a word, he turned his head to find the pipe and the funnel.

Dog Emperor: "......"

Uncle Ian's figure quickly disappeared in the doorway, Osvid did not hesitate to sit up on the bed, Kevin did not continue to stand by for this moment, he pulled out a little bit of conscience, and stuffed a pillow behind His Majesty the Emperor.

Osvid sat on the head of the bed, twisting his wrist as he glanced at Kevin, and said nonchalantly, "Seriously, I don't really have much strength in my hands, and I can barely make up a bed." It's still difficult to restrain a big man, so ...... Dear Highness of Light, how did I use this strength to force you to let me kiss for so long? ”

Kevin sat in his chair, his elbows resting on the armrests, his long legs folded, and he looked elegant and lazy. He raised his chin at Osvid and said, "That's pretty much it, don't get cheap and sell well." Now it's a breath, a god of light, it wasn't you who fell into the sea before, right? ”

In terms of the ridiculousness of falling into the sea, it can probably be ranked in the top three of Osvid's life list. In the past, when this kind of thing was mentioned, His Majesty the Emperor would inevitably be angry, and then he would definitely have to fight back with a straight face and a few harsh words, but now it is different, His Majesty the Emperor is in a good mood! Feel free to provoke!

It's so pleasant to be able to find out that the person you like is responding to you through some details, and it's a fart to provoke.

"How's it going out there?" Osvid kneaded it for a while, and his hands were already getting a little bloody. He didn't look worried when he asked this, because he knew that if it was still stormy outside, Kevin wouldn't be able to sit on the edge of the bed and play around with him so calmly.

"At present, it seems that the recovery is quite fast, the market is quite lively, according to Mio, the streets and alleys are full of interest in chatting about the palace gossip, and it should be a good life, but the number of soldiers in the legion with bandages and crutches is a bit large, and they have to take a long vacation to let them be lazy and lazy." Kevin described it casually, and glanced at Osvid, and said: "Your emperor has done a good job, and the land area has directly increased several times, and you have taken a big advantage for nothing." ”

Osveld glanced at him angrily, pointed at himself, and said, "Just the way I am paralyzed in bed, is it also called plain?" ”

Kevin chuckled.

"Listening to you say that, I've been asleep for a long time?" Osvid asked.

Kevin: "A month and a half, less than two months. ”

Osveld frowned: "So long? ”

Kevin tapped his fingers on his knee and said, "It's not a long time, a month and a half, in the current weather, people are just starting to rot." ”

Auswid: "...... Can you say a word about people? ”

Kevin shrugged his shoulders very shamefully: "There are no words, but there is a life for people." ”

Osvid subconsciously wanted to block him, "You're going to rebel, right?" However, Leng Buding remembered that he was a god of light, and it was a bit shameless to say such things in front of him.

At this point, he finally understood why Kevin was "not afraid of the sky falling, what is the emperor, can you eat?" all day long. "What have you never seen before, and you will be bound by the imperial power? It's ridiculous.

The Emperor stared at him silently for a moment, looking from top to bottom, and quietly pondering what method should be used to treat him in the future, lest he should always speak so untidyly.

While pondering this question, His Majesty the Emperor had apparently fed the dogs all the worship and reverence of Fae, the god of light, in his childhood and youth.

But when it comes to the God of Light......

Osvid suddenly remembered something and asked, "You...... There are a lot of people who know who you are on Mirror Island at the beginning, and there will probably be some trouble in the future. ”

Kevin waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, they shouldn't remember, and Uncle Ian is a little ...... Anyway, he has been shivering a lot when he talks to me for the past month and a half, and he may still have a little impression, and Peter has been blinded by me. As for the others, if nothing else, they should have forgotten. Besides—"

He smiled, crossed Erlang's legs and leaned loosely on the back of the chair: "I'm not a god of light now, the godhead is gone, what is there to worry about." ”

Osvid was so embarrassed by his relaxed appearance that the old god was in his face, and he couldn't help but think of the almost crazy madness of the queen god Merlot on the Mirror Island. One is unsatisfied with more than a hundred godheads, and the other loses his godhead but doesn't care, which is probably the biggest contrast and irony.

"Huh? How long have you been pretending to be dizzy, it's impossible that I didn't notice it. Kevin remembered that he was put on the spot by the person in front of him, and he still felt quite puzzled, especially since his body was cold and looked like a ghost, how could he be warmer when he really woke up.

The emperor was called back to his senses by his words, and immediately said "oh" without blushing and heartbeat, and said, "Soon, it will be when you pick up my clothes." ”

Kevin: "......"

The old butler Ian, who walked to the door, was very unfortunate that he just heard these two words, and suddenly his feet were weak. Fortunately, this time the old butler was a little smarter, and called two young chamberlains to come over as helpers, and the dinner plates and toiletries were in the hands of these two young waiters, so he didn't waste a second time.

Ian lived for several decades, and for the first time, he felt that a position like a housekeeper would be life-threatening, such as myocardial infarction and cerebral hemorrhage.

The next day, the news that "the emperor also cheated the corpse" spread throughout the Hanging Palace and the base camp of the three major legions.

When the generals and ministers heard the news, they were all numb - three times a year, even if they were replaced by a donkey, it should be calm.

This time, there was no need for Mio's unfortunate urging to go around and explain, everyone automatically and spontaneously acquiesced to the fact that the Emperor's reason for deceiving the corpse was exactly the same as that of Commander Fassbinder. Isn't it just that he faked his death and then came back to life! What a big deal! Aren't you happy that the emperor is awake? Glad? Just cheer and cheer!

This day coincides with the Golden Leaf Festival, and from this day on, summer is completely over, and autumn symbolizes the official arrival of the harvest. It is a day celebrated throughout the continent and even on the islands, with fiery bonfires and fruit wine parties, and lively fairs lasting three days and three nights, including in the imperial city of St. Antis and the Hanging Palace of Ugin.

The men in the legion are not idle all year round, and they always make the most trouble every few days. Led by the commanders Mio and Camus, together with the confidential ministers, they held a celebration in the main hall of the outer courtyard of the Hanging Palace under the pretext of "celebrating the rebirth of His Majesty the Emperor and His Excellency Commander Fassbinder".

Osvid reluctantly approved, pinching his nose and signing on parchment.

The emperor was unhappy, and there were three main reasons for his displeasure:

1. Everyone eats and drinks spicy food in the main hall, but he, the emperor, has to stay in the house and drink the easy-to-digest fruit and vegetable soup. Fruit and vegetable soup! Except for a little minced meat floating in it, there is no meat to be seen again, hehe.

Second, everyone can drink the latest fruit wine made this year, but he is the only one who should avoid it, hehe.

Third, Kevin Fassbinder, a thing lacking in morality, actually went to join in the fun, completely ignoring him, the emperor who kept the empty room alone. Forget it, this bastard actually turned out the original chain and tied one of his hands to the head of the bed to prevent him from sneaking into the front yard. And Ian, an old guy who eats inside and out, not only didn't help him untie it after taking two looks, but actually ran away silently, letting Kevin do evil, hehe.

In short, His Majesty the Emperor is full of only one sentence: Go to your grandfather's Golden Leaf Festival!

Half an hour after the official start of the evening celebration, His Excellency Kevin Fassbender entered the temple in a leisurely manner, he was most afraid of trouble, and was too lazy to deal with all kinds of people who came to chase him and ask this and that, so he appeared very low-key, like an outsider who had come to drink.

He chose the timing very skillfully, at this time, just after the large part of the celebration speech was finished, everyone officially spread their arms to drink wine and eat meat, holding wine glasses and plates everywhere, the temple was transitioning from orderly to demonic dance, and not many people noticed him.

He didn't run around either, and stayed at the table with a lot of wine glasses and delicacies, leaning against the wall, leisurely drinking and eating, while watching the demons in the hall singing and singing.

He didn't look at it for a while, and he was slapped heavily on the shoulder.

Kevin turned his head to see that it was Mio swimming with a wine glass.

"Aren't your hands and feet weak and your whole body weak to move? Why is it alive again at this time? Mio, who had been a shield for more than a month, squinted at him with a dissatisfied expression.

Kevin spread his hands very calmly: "I'm fine now." ”

Mio: "And what about tomorrow?" ”

"Oh, it depends on the state of tomorrow, I'm intermittent, it's hard to say." Kevin opened his eyes and said nonsense, and his face didn't blush.

"Huh? When will you live in the barracks? I heard that His Royal Highness pesters you every day and won't let you go? Mio asked vaguely, holding a piece of bacon in his mouth.

Sinia did pestering him badly before, but it wasn't Sinya who pestered him in the past two days. In fact, after Osvid woke up yesterday, Kevin had nothing to worry about, so he planned to go back to the barracks to live, but in order to coax him to stay in the Hanging Palace, someone could be said to do everything, and the scoundrel was extremely scoundrel. In the end, when Kevin nodded in agreement, the shameless thing actually put away the scoundrel's face again, raised his chin, and had the virtue of "Since you are so earnest, I will let you stay here for one night", and I don't know what kind of disease this is, it is very naïve.

Kevin rubbed his eyebrows, nodded indescribably, and said, "Yes, in two days, find a way to ask the medical officer for the drug, give him a bowl, and faint for seven or eight days." ”

Mio: "Drugged?!" ”

Kevin raised an eyebrow: "You can't poison it, right?" ”

Mio: "...... what does it mean to be a dog who has a good hand made in heaven? That's it!

"What about Your Majesty? What's going on today? "Mio, as a loyal general, showed a moderate amount of concern for the Emperor at the top. However, the person who was questioned was full of running trains, and there was no serious word.

Kevin drank the remaining fruit wine in the cup and said casually: "It's been a day of bombing, and when I saw who bit whom, I was so fierce that I almost couldn't hold it, so I fed him a handful of medicine and came over." ”

Mio: "...... what are you talking about?!"

"Oh, just kidding, your humor is dead, Lord Mio Scott?" Kevin slowly finished eating a plate of fried shellfish, wiped his hands with a napkin, and while choosing from many different varieties of fruit wine, he said to Mio: "Your Majesty expresses deep regret for not being able to attend the celebration-" means to fry it for a day.

"Explain to me, Ian, and Peter, who came in the morning, in detail, so that everyone must have fun." In fact, it is to see who bites whom.

Kevin rerepeated it in a more acceptable way for Mio, and then said politely: "If you don't worry, you can go to see him after drinking, he slept late anyway." ”

After saying this, he decisively picked two glasses from the rows of wine glasses, greeted Mio, and left the main hall before the demons came to pour the wine.

Kevin returned to the inner courtyard with two glasses of fruit wine and went straight to the emperor's bedchamber.

Osvid was leaning on the head of the bed and flipping through an old book, which, when viewed from the side, was thick enough to smash a person to death, and there would be no second possibility except for the Divine Calendar. One end of the chain was cuffed around his left wrist, and the other end was tied to a copper post at the head of the bed.

The chain was long enough for Osveld to walk around the room, but he couldn't get out.

When Kevin tied him, he refused, but Kevin threw him a sentence of "courtesy and exchange", and he obediently accepted his fate. The handcuffs are handcuffed, and the right is fun.

"Yo—Your Excellency Commander knows to come back." Osvid lifted his eyelids from the book and stabbed lukewarmly, "I thought you wouldn't be responsible after the handcuffing, so you turned around and ran away." ”

Kevin raised the two glasses of wine in his hand and said, "I don't want to say anything else, I still have a conscience." After all, it's an annual festival, and it's really miserable to not see a glass of wine. Come, pick a glass. ”