Faced with a red cylinder mark, Lian Kaifeng was reluctant to do it in the end. It's just that the roast duck that Heling wanted to eat was gone, so I ordered a takeaway of the roast duck hand roll.

He Ling complained while eating: "It's so stingy." Give Amber a lot of money for their refills, hmph, it's my turn, I can't eat a roast duck. ”

Lian Kaifeng took a sip of water and said with a smile: "Those of them who are assistants have neither dry shares nor commissions, and some subsidies are considered popular among the people." Do you still need to spend money on your heart? ”

"Kazuzu thinks this is the truth, but she always feels that something is wrong.

Lian Kaifeng asked again: "Has Wei Yu talked about a boyfriend in the past few years?" ”

He Ling swallowed the handscroll in his mouth, shook his head and said, "No, she said that she would share the hardships with me, and I won't talk about her if I don't talk about it." "Of course, the main thing is that Wei Yu can't find it.

In this regard, Lian Kaifeng felt a little speechless, but he still said: "Gao Han has taken a fancy to Wei Yu, ask me to introduce him." ”

He Ling instantly lowered his face and said unhappily: "With his fat head and big ears, the civil servant is amazing, and he has the face to fall in love with Wei Yu." There is no need to introduce, there is no need to introduce it at all. ”

After all, Lian Kaifeng and Gao Han are classmates, and men don't like to start from their appearances, so they can't help but say for their old classmates: "Gao Han is not bad, his character is good, and his family background is also good." ”

He Ling shook his head and began to instill in Lian Kaifeng the worries of their generation of older leftover women: "Gao Han is very good, but there is one thing that is not good, that is, fat!" With this fat word alone, he will never be able to enter Wei Yu's eyes for the rest of his life. Brother, why did you make it? ”

Lian Kaifeng glanced at He Ling meaningfully, and he didn't want to answer her words.

"The saddest thing in the world is either the twilight of a beauty or a handsome guy. Have you seen that picture of Little Plum walking on the beach? With a round belly and a scruffy beard on his face, even zombie fans will be taken off when they see the photo. Chinese men generally gain weight after marriage, and then gradually become obese, obesity leads to kidney deficiency, and kidney deficiency leads to sexual dysfunction. He Gao Han is not married yet, and he is already a big fat man. If he didn't have the consciousness to exercise before marriage, do you still expect him to get up and run 800 meters in the morning after marriage? ”

Without waiting for Lian Kaifeng to defend a sentence or two, He Ling added passionately: "Do you know what will happen to the married life of a fat man like Gao Han?" Sitting, sitting, sitting all day long. It's either sitting and watching TV, or sitting and playing online games. It's either sitting and playing mahjong, or sitting and playing eggs. I don't have a good hygiene at home, and I don't do my own hygiene, so I guess I don't even bother to wash my face. For such a lazy husband, it is useless for the wife to say anything, because they have been raised by their mother since they were young. In fact, what they lack is not a wife, but a nanny! ”

Lian Kaifeng caught a hint of gunpowder in the air. However, Heling's complaint is not over: "In fact, the most lethal thing about them is not that they are fat, but that they can't digest their fat!" Like Wei Yu's third aunt's aunt's sister-in-law and the second uncle's sister, they are all married to a fat man like Gao Han. Do you know what these two relatives of hers have in common? It's not possible to have children!! ”

Facing Lian Kaifeng's silent face, He Ling became more and more talkative, and even started a meat joke: "As far as Wei Yu listens to what her family says, her third aunt's sister-in-law, her second uncle's brother-in-law, don't talk about staying power, she can't even send a bullet." It is said that when they fired the bullets, they looked like constipation, gritting their teeth and clenching their fists, but the sky was about to dawn, and there was not a single shadow of the bullets. ”

Hearing this, Lian Kaifeng decisively took out a piece of tissue paper to wipe his mouth, and ended his dinner.

He Ling was eating deliciously, and he looked up and asked, "There are so many more, don't you eat them?" ”

Even Kaifeng's eyes flickered a little, and his fingers clicked on the table uncomfortably, and explained, "I'm going to go to the gym later." Also, Gao Han's matter will be stopped. ”

In this regard, Kazuzu did not have the slightest opinion and solved the remaining handscrolls by himself. Taking advantage of the gap when Lian Kaifeng went upstairs, he also stole a bottle of red wine from the wine cabinet.

Thousands of miles away in Yangzhou, Wei Yu had just returned from Shanghai, and he hadn't had time to wrap his scarf around him. In the cold wind, his own mother called.

"Where have you been crazy these days?"

Wei Yu sneezed and said tiredly, "Mom, I just got off the bus." I bought you a silk scarf in Shanghai, big red, for you to wear next year. ”

Wei Yu's own mother never accepted bribes, but only hated iron and steel: "You also know that I will be 49 after the New Year, and I can celebrate my fiftieth birthday after half a year." Fifty-year-old aunts have taken their grandchildren to kindergarten, and my daughter hasn't even found a partner yet. You say you're hanging around outside all day, is that funny? ”

Speaking of it, it's all a cliché about urging marriage. Wei Yu sneezed again and resigned himself to his fate: "Who arranged the blind date this time?" I'm just going to do my best. ”

This attitude is not too bad, Wei Yu's mother said "um" and began to tell her eloquently: "This time, it was introduced by your third aunt's brother-in-law, 30 years old, who opened a restaurant near Wangchaolou and recruited girlfriends." ”

Wei Yu, who had not drunk a sip of water for more than four hours in the car, said "um", carried a large bag and a small bag out of the platform first, and asked her mother in the noise of people coming and going: "You own a restaurant?" What kind of restaurant? Aren't all sellers using toilets in Wangchao Tower? Also, what kind of education does a man have? ”

"Your third aunt's brother-in-law didn't say his academic qualifications, but said that this boy used to work as a worker in a factory, and then he was laid off and opened his own restaurant after some minor injuries. I heard that the business of the restaurant is not wrong, and it is busy from morning to night. Moreover, his original factory regularly paid him social security and medical insurance, so that his life was guaranteed in his old age."

I don't know if it was blown by the cold wind just now, Wei Yu's eyes were a little red. On the one hand, I forced myself to listen to my mother's introduction, and on the other hand, I felt like I had been stabbed by a knife and had an irrepressible pain, but I could only endure it.

She didn't want to embarrass her parents, but she just couldn't help but want to cry. Once upon a time, she also believed in the saying: "Wait for him in life with the best self".

Because of believing this sentence, how many nights did she stand on the balcony of the university dormitory, her hands and feet were numb from the cold, and she still had to memorize English vocabulary upside down, English vocabulary memorized Russian vocabulary, Russian vocabulary memorized Obama speech remedy, Obama speech condensed memorization memorized Pukin famous quotes.

She has worked hard for so many years, excelled for so many years, and in the end it is for such a result?

Wei Yu didn't want to embarrass his parents, so he could only dispel his mother's thoughts: "Mom, have you forgotten who the third aunt's sister-in-law is?" It's just that the fat man who can't give birth to that child, isn't everything he introduces the same as him? He doesn't tell you about your academic qualifications, because the one he introduced has no academic qualifications, and at most he graduated from high school. What kind of self-operated restaurant, set a few tables to sell a spicy hot, that is also called a restaurant. And don't you think that this blind date man is not looking for a wife, but looking for a waiter who works for free in his hotel? Mom, we treat blind dates, we can't catch one and make do with one, we have to look at it with the perspective of development. And wasn't this man a worker before? What do you think your daughter will think if she marries a laid-off worker, and the workers and masters in Dad's factory? 'Fertilizer water flows into outsiders'? Or 'we have power in the working class'? ”

Wei Yu's mother was dull for a moment, and said angrily: "You dead girl, I can't talk about you." Anyway, your third aunt's brother-in-law introduced you, and you have to meet other boys for friendship. ”

Is it still necessary to meet?

Is it necessary to see something?

Isn't it disgusting to go on a blind date with a man who knows that he can't get into his eyes?

However, the result of the rejection will attract the anger of his mother, Wei Yu did not refuse, and only said a "good" lightly.

Hanging up the phone, she thoughtfully glanced at the trees on the side of the street that were shivering in the cold wind, and felt that she was exactly like it. I thought that when I grew up, I could grow up and bloom my own flowers, but when the cold wind blows, the reality will restore its most true appearance.