425. Chapter 425: Let's be funny
"Brother Xue Bing, where is the toilet here?"
"Brother Xue Bing, I beg you, I beg you, tell me quickly, I can't hold it back!"
Winter melon looked at Xue Bing with a smile on his face, and he was about to cry. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
It's over, this sinister man must know his plan, otherwise he wouldn't say "self-inflicted", now that he doesn't know where the toilet is, he is afraid that he will deliberately not tell himself, and even, pull himself and prevent himself from going to the toilet!
Winter melon's eyes widened instantly, oh no, he shouldn't have asked him, because he is a sinister man, but it seems that there is no one he knows here except him.
Forget it, it doesn't matter, if he doesn't tell himself, he will simply pull on him and leave him alone!
"Poof, hahaha......"
Xue Bing laughed so much that tears were about to flow out, but when he thought about it, this winter melon was from another campus, and of course he didn't know where the toilet was here.
However, seeing that the winter melon was in such a hurry, Xue Bing couldn't bear not to tell her.
"It's on the left side of our cafeteria, and you can see it when you go."
"Really!"
Winter melon was pleasantly surprised, a little unbelievable, this sinister man told himself so easily.
But then she pulled her face down again, and said embarrassedly: "Brother Xue Bing, can you help me go to the commissary to buy paper?" I didn't have any paper with me. ”
Xue Bing felt that he had lived in vain for the first half of his life, really, he had never met such a strange person, and couldn't help but laugh: "You're here to be funny, right?" ”
"Brother Xue Bing, I'm really not here to be funny, I'm serious!"
"Gurgling ......"
There was another stomach throbbing sound.
Winter melon's face became even more ugly, "Brother Xue Bing, please, all in all, you must buy it for me, I can't help it, go first." ”
After finishing speaking, the winter melon covered his stomach and flew to the toilet, and a voice came from afar.
"Brother Xue Bing, don't forget!"
"This chick ......"
Xue Bing was convinced, obviously he couldn't harm others, he was killed, but he still asked me to wipe her ass, and there was no one.
Even so, in his heart, Winter Melon is still just a child, and besides, she has also tasted the consequences, so there is no need to worry about her.
I went to the commissary and bought a few packs of facial tissues, after all, laxatives are not a joke, and if you don't pull them several times, it is estimated that they will not get better.
I ran outside the toilet again and called a girl and asked her to send a few packets of paper inside and give them to a girl named Winter Melon.
Of course, when he was outside the toilet, Xue Bing accidentally heard the sound of shaking the mountains and smiled, this chick, hey......
"Huh? What about the girl? ”
Under the rostrum, the male instructor looked at Xue Bing and wondered.
"Oh, instructor, she's going to the bathroom."
"Really?"
The male instructor looked at his watch, "How long has it been to go to the toilet?" ”
"Well, it should be coming soon."
Xue Bing couldn't help but laugh again, just now the winter melon walked over with a pale face, but before he could say a word, his stomach screamed, and he immediately ran back in a hurry.
After about an hour, the winter melon came over listlessly, this is still because she drank a few sips, which is relatively small, if she drinks half a bottle, it is estimated that it is a problem to be able to stand up at night.
In desperation, the instructor could only teach the two to raise the flag first.
In the evening, the winter melon can be regarded as regaining its strength, and its face looks a little better.
"Okay, although there was a little accident today, but fortunately, both of you are doing well, tomorrow morning, we will rehearse again, after starting, don't be nervous, understand!" The male instructor glanced at the winter melon.
"Understood!"
"Okay, I understand, let's go back and rest early, and gather here at six o'clock tomorrow morning." The male instructor nodded and motioned for disbandment.
"How?"
Thinking of the previous incident, Xue Bing couldn't help but ask, and after asking, a smile appeared on his face.
"It's fine."
Winter melon said angrily, just squatting in the toilet for an hour, and her legs were numb.
This hateful sinister man, still laughing, still laughing, it's all you! If it weren't for you, where would I be so miserable, hum, hateful sinister man, my mother wouldn't let you go like this.
If Xue Bing knew what the winter melon was thinking at this time, his mood could only be described as a dog.
"Go back and have a good rest, you have to get up early tomorrow, and besides, don't think about these harmful things in the future, you know?"
"Got it, Brother Xue Bing."
Winter melon responded obediently, and secretly said that you don't need to pretend, hum!
After saying goodbye to the winter melon, Xue Bing returned to the dormitory, and after a while, it was naturally indispensable to greet Yongjian and his party.
After everyone expressed their envy and jealousy, Xue Bing had time to wash up, and after washing, he just boarded QQ, and a shock came.
Mei Xiaoniu and Qiao Yang Xiaonizi both sent messages, Xue Bing smiled when he saw this, recently, every night, the two of them would send messages, as if they had agreed.
"Xue Bing, you'll be back tomorrow, right?" Lin Yuxin asked.
"Well, tomorrow morning at nine o'clock the closing ceremony officially began, take the bus back at eleven o'clock, and then at three or four o'clock in the afternoon, you should be able to go to school." Xue Bing made a series of words.
Then I went back again to see the message from Xiao Nizi.
"Squad leader, I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow, and you guys are over too, right?"
"Well, sure enough." Xue Bing also had a smile on his face, and in the end, Qiao Yang, the little girl, was fine, thought about it, and sent a message over.
Qiao Yang was lying on the hospital bed, bored and swiping his mobile phone, while waiting for Xue Bing's news.
Tomorrow, tomorrow I can be discharged from the hospital, and I will be able to see the class leader, and a smile appears on her face just thinking about it.
"Ding-dong."
A QQ prompt sounded, Qiao Yang was startled, and then quickly switched to the chat interface.
"Well, let's go to school tomorrow afternoon, when will you be discharged from the hospital, and I'll pick you up with Qin Bingyue, right?"
"Okay."
Qiao Yang's face smiled like a flower, she was waiting for Xue Bing to say this, if Xue Bing was stupid and couldn't think of it, she would also knock on the side to remind her.
On the other side, Lin Yuxin also received news from Xue Bing, and joy appeared on his face.
"Xue Bing, come back then, let's go out together?"
Xue Bing was too busy, and after feeling the vibration of the mobile phone, he returned, and when he saw Lin Yuxin's words, he said without thinking: "Okay, you take me out to play, I don't know where it's fun." ”
"No problem."
Lin Yuxin said with a smile, I want to hope that you, a stupid melon, can find something interesting, the possibility is almost zero, of course this woman took you to fly.
"Hey, wait."
Suddenly, Xue Bing sent a message, Lin Yuxin frowned at a pair of good-looking eyebrows, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”