Chapter 16: Fang Su wears women's clothes
Easier said than done, Fang Su looked at the big red dress in front of him, made a bitter face, and then the hero turned his heart sideways, "Come on!" ”
"Okay!" Xiao Wu happily picked up his clothes and put them on Fang Su's body.
Fang Su "......"
After tossing for a while, the two big men put on their clothes, Fang Su looked at himself in a red dress in the mirror, then ripped off his hair, and smiled charmingly at the mirror, "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye." Fang Su thought to himself.
Then he turned around and winked at Xiao Wu and said, "Young Master Ben is not a person who can't afford to play, General Chu walked up." ”
Xiao Wu's face turned red, his eyes were scattered and he didn't dare to look directly at Fang Su. "Young master, you have to go by yourself, I won't accompany you."
At this time, it was already dark, and there was only moonlight accompanied by candlelight outside, Fang Su glanced at the dark courtyard, and thought, "God help me, there are not many people in the general's mansion, he can find a path where no one is around, detour to Chu Yuntian's room, and go back to take a look, and no one should be met on the road." ”
Then he picked up his skirt and said to Xiao Wu, "Let you see what the attitude of playing games is!" Then he walked out without looking back.
After going out, Fang Su sneezed fiercely, a mistake, a mistake, he thought to himself, it is already late autumn, and the weather is very cold at night, so he actually came out wearing a thin skirt. But when he opened the bow, he didn't turn back, so he had to follow the path and avoid the crowd to Chu Yuntian's side.
Fortunately, it was a big night, and the lighting conditions of the ancient people were not good, otherwise Fang Su's appearance of being dressed in red and wearing a cloak might be able to scare people to death.
Fang Su walked for a few minutes before he touched Chu Yuntian's courtyard, Chu Yuntian had always disliked being served by too many people, so when his courtyard arrived at night, there was no one else except Ding Sheng.
Fang Su hugged his skirt and bent his waist, ready to sneak into the courtyard against the wall.
But what kind of person is Ding Sheng, he felt it the moment Fang Su approached the courtyard, thinking that it was a subordinate passing by, but he didn't expect that black shadow to sneak into the courtyard.
"Who!" Ding Sheng shouted.
Fang Su was so frightened that he sneezed hard again
"Ahh
He sniffed, straightened up a little embarrassed, and walked to the middle of the courtyard
"It's me."
Ding Sheng felt familiar when he heard the voice, and when he looked at it, he saw a woman with a head and hair scattered standing in the moonlight in a wedding dress, Ding Sheng was really startled, and pulled out his sword
"Who are you!"
"It's me, it's me" Fang Su brushed his hair behind his back, revealing his face, and smiled at Ding Sheng with a flattering face.
Ding Sheng's heart fluttered, it was actually Fang Gongzi......
Chu Yuntian had already heard Ding Sheng shouting the first time, and when he heard the conversation between the two outside, he stood up with some curiosity and walked outside the room.
Fang Su saw that Ding Sheng didn't speak, so he looked at himself like this, the distance between the two was far away, and the light was not good, Fang Su couldn't see Ding Sheng's expression clearly, so he had to speak again, "I'm here to find General Chu." ”
Chu Yuntian happened to walk to the door at this time, and when he heard the people outside say this, he opened the door and said, "Find me to do ......"
Fang Su stood under the moonlight, smiling slightly, Fang Su's clothes flew in a gust of wind from nowhere, and his long hair flew wantonly.
At this moment, I don't know if the wind is making the hair, or if the wind is making the wind.
Chu Yunfei felt that his breath was suffocating, he was a little strange, the other party was obviously a man, why could he be so beautiful.
He pressed the inexplicable throbbing in his heart, and was about to ask, but he didn't expect the person standing in the courtyard to sneeze fiercely again, then rubbed his hands, and said to himself flatteringly, "Oh, oh my god, I'm cold, General Chu, can we go into the house and say?" ”
As soon as Fang Su spoke, it made the qiē just now feel like a dream.
Chu Yuntian nodded, and then said to Ding Sheng beside him, "You go, you don't need to serve here." ”
As soon as Fang Su stepped into Chu Yuntian's room, he instantly felt a lot warmer, but it was too cold outside just now, and when he entered the room, Fang Su was only a little better, and he still felt a little cold, and at this time, a piece of clothing was draped on Fang Su's body.
"What's the matter with you?" Chu Yuntian picked up his coat from the hanger and draped it over Fang Su, while walking to the table and pouring a cup of hot tea and handing it to Fang Su.
Fang Su took a sip of hot tea and instantly felt much warmer, he looked at Chu Yuntian who couldn't see the joy and anger on his face, and said with some apprehension, "I ......"
Chu Yuntian saw that the cup in his hand was empty, so he took it and poured another cup of tea, and then said, "Sit." ”
Fang Su sat down with the tea in his hand, his face was calm, but in fact, he was thinking quickly about what he wanted to say.
"Do you know where this dress came from?" Fang Su suddenly asked, he was about to start talking nonsense.
Chu Yuntian didn't speak, just shook his head.
"This dress was made by my mother for my future daughter-in-law, but I didn't expect that before I married my daughter-in-law, she ...... What I didn't expect was that not only did I not marry a daughter-in-law myself, but I also made a daughter-in-law for someone else. I dreamed about her last night, and she said she wanted to see her daughter-in-law look like this, and I thought, you can't wear it, and you can't wear it, right? So I wore it myself, didn't I wear this to see you, as if I saw my daughter-in-law wearing it. What Fang Su said was sincere, and he sighed pretendedly.
After listening to Fang Su's words, Chu Yuntian put down the cup in his hand, looked at Fang Su and said, "You wear it quite appropriately." ”
That's a must, Ye is a walking hanger, everything is appropriate, but wait, I look like women's clothes, it's suitable for wool! Do you mean I'm a girl? Although this body does look quite girly, Fang Su knows that he must not be affected by external factors, and he must always tell himself that Lao Tzu is a pure man! Fang Su complained in his heart, but he still had to pretend to be embarrassed on his face, he smiled and said, "Huh? yes, why don't you try it too? ”
Chu Yuntian shook his head with a cold face, Fang Su's heart was secretly refreshed.
"In the future, don't run around in women's clothes, whether it's your mother's dreams or your other habits, next time I see you in women's clothes in front of other men, I won't spare you." Chu Yuntian rarely opened his mouth to say so many words, but every time he said it, he taught people a lesson.
Fang Su thought to himself, "You have a special fetish. But there was an honest "oh" on his lips.
Then there was an awkward silence.
"Is it still cold?" Chu Yuntian suddenly asked out loud.
Fang Su shook his head, then untied the clothes draped on his body, handed them to Chu Yuntian and said, "I'm going back." ”
Chu Yuntian didn't reach out to pick it up, he didn't look at Fang Su, and only said, "It's windy outside, you wear it first." ”
Fang Su thought about it too, so he didn't shirk it anymore, and left with his clothes on.
After Fang Su left, Chu Yuntian stood alone in the courtyard and blew the cold wind for a while, and only after calming down did he walk into the room.
After Fang Su returned to his small courtyard, Xiao Wu was walking anxiously around the courtyard, and he regretted letting the young master do that thing.
When he saw a sound at the door, Xiao Wu hurriedly trotted up to meet him, and saw that his young master's face was as usual, that is, he was wearing a man's coat, which should be General Chu's, Xiao Wu thought to himself.
"Young Master, you're okay." Xiao Wu asked behind Fang Su.
"Oh no, I'm freezing to death."
"Young Master." Xiao Wu suddenly knelt down with a plop, and said with some whimpering, "Young Master, it's Xiao Wu's fault, you shouldn't tease you like this." ”
"Ouch." Fang Su saw Xiao Wu kneeling on the ground, and hurriedly pulled him up, "How many times have I told you, we are good friends, good buddies, don't kowtow and kneel at every turn, how bad." And I said it.,Since it's a game, you have to be willing to gamble and lose.,Is this kind of thing done by the old man? ”
Xiao Wu listened to Fang Su's words, and said with some embarrassment, "Young Master, you are really the best master I have ever seen. ”
"What kind of master and slave, you are too deeply poisoned by feudal ideology, follow me in the future and let you know what socialist ideology is."
Although Xiao Wu didn't know what the young master was talking about, he knew in his heart that his young master really regarded himself as a person, he kept nodding, and Fang Su pulled him to the room. He also shouted, "It's going to freeze into a dog." ”
The next day, rumors spread in the mansion, and some people claimed that they had seen a woman running out of his yard last night with her hair and rags wrapped in General Chu's robes.
For a while, the eyes of everyone in the Chu Mansion looked at Fang Su, and they thought in their hearts, it seems that this position of Mrs. Chu is estimated to not be sitting for long. Some people even discussed that the woman was the Yan Shuangshuang Yan girl who was accepted into the mansion by the old general and the old lady not long ago.
The four of them became tigers, and within a few days, there was a lively discussion in the mansion about how the Yan girl went to General Chu's courtyard, how long she stayed in it, and how she ran out of General Chu's clothes in disheveled clothes, just like the real thing.
When these words reached Fang Su's ears, he had to believe that it was true, and what Xiao Wu said on the side was as if he had seen it with his own eyes.
Fang Su glanced at Xiao Wu and said, "Have you forgotten who entered the general's courtyard with his hair and his wedding dress on that day?" ”
Xiao Wu suddenly realized.
"It turns out that the disheveled person is you, young master! Oh my God, young master, what did General Chu do to you? ”
Fang Su was almost stupid to cry by him, he said angrily, "What did you do? Be your head. ”
Xiao Wu pursed his lips aggrievedly.