Chapter 168: Happy to Be a Father......
This time, Zhang You did not lose consciousness, he could feel that he was wrapped in a powerful force and penetrated layer after layer of things like bubbles, as if he was on a boat......
As he walked through a particularly thick bubble wall, Zhang You only felt that his eyes were bright, and what caught his eye was a beautiful woman with a big belly gnawing on chicken legs, and a group of subordinates were circling around the woman.
"Drop, the identity of the random main supporting role is being extracted...... the cold voice of the main god sounded in Zhang You's ears, which made Zhang You, who had not come back to his senses because of the teleportation process, sober up a lot.
"Drop, the extraction is complete, and the identity is obtained, Li Jing. ”
As soon as the main myth fell, the transparent cover around Zhang You began to fluctuate, obviously about to disappear, Zhang You quickly glanced at the watch.
Main Quest: Ensure Nezha's survival before the end of the story.
Rewards: 37,000 redemption points, an S-level badge.
Failure Penalty: None
Simple request, simple punishment, but Zhang You smelled a smell of conspiracy, "Nezha's thunder robbery...... It's not that easy to resist......"
That is really a thunder tribulation for the purpose of destruction, it is the means of Yuan Shi Tianzun, and even with the strength of Yuan Shi Tianzun, he needs to give Nezha a spell first, and it will take a few years before it can be launched.
If you talk about power, Zhang You can only think of one word - wonderful!
"Master, master, come and stop Madame, the doctor said that Madame can't eat such greasy!" When Zhang You was stunned, a crisp voice suddenly came, followed by a chaotic quarrel.
The plot begins!
"Give me the chicken legs!" Yin threw the chicken bones in his hand and forced the maid carrying the food box into the corner.
"Madam, you've already eaten 21 of them, and you can't ...... them anymore," the maidservant suddenly found that her hand was empty, and the box containing the chicken legs had disappeared.
"Get out of the way of the old lady, the apple in your hand, yes, yes, give it to me, click, click...... Husband, let's go, hurry up and worship the broken temple so that I can go home. As he spoke, Yin's left apple and right hand chicken leg jumped into the Taoist temple first.
Zhang You secretly sweated, and also learned from Li Jing's practice in the movie to help Yin walk, for fear of bumping into it.
"Oh, no! Hurry up, I can't come out again, I smashed the broken temple!" Yin broke free of Zhang You's support, and the half-gnawed apple in his hand slammed hard, and his eyes really began to search around for the guy who took advantage of it, thinking about whether to find an auspicious day to smash the temple and be lively......
"Oops!" as the apple hit the ground, two round figures smashed through the roof, bringing up a cloud of dust.
"Who is coming!" Zhang You hurriedly flashed around and blocked in front of Yin's family, a man should have the appearance of a man...... Although he likes to be a father, he is a character he bought with money, and the main god can't give it back!
"I am a disciple of the Yuan Shi Tianzun of the Jinguang Cave of Kunlun Mountain, Taiyi Zhen...... Person. "Taiyi Zhenren was put on a stone when he went out of the city like the original plot, and he collapsed with his mount pig again, and his eyes were full of little stars.
Zhang You and Yin glanced at each other, and turned around and left, they had a common idea in their hearts - the gods are just like this?
Of course, Zhang You is to cooperate with the Yin family, but also to disguise, and the real thoughts in his heart are actually to figure out one thing......
"Hey, let's go, I'm really a fairy, I'm here today for your children. Taiyi Zhenren hurriedly got up, took the dust whisk and saluted decently, with a smile on his face, and a little empty in his heart, "What to do, these two people don't look good to fool, if you find ......"
Zhang You and Yin glanced at each other, and Qi Qi turned around and stared at Taiyi Zhenren.
"What are you looking at?" Taiyi Zhenren felt a little chilly on his body, and looked at Zhang You and Yin with vigilance.
"You say you're an immortal, prove it. Yin's face was disdainful, and Zhang You let out a faint "um" next to him, and looked at Taiyi Zhenren suspiciously.
Taiyi Zhenren Dark Son breathed a sigh of relief, said a few words of mantra, and held a small water balloon in his hand, "How?"
"It's a monster can be like this, change one for another!" Yin's eyes took melon seeds from the next person, sat side by side on the chair with Zhang You, and looked at Taiyi Zhenren with great interest.
Thereupon......
"This water polo is too small, change it to a bigger one. ”
"It's not pretty, I happen to be thirsty, so let's get some ice. ”
"Forget it, I'm a little cold again, you better turn the fire out. ”
"This fireball is not good-looking, if you want a phoenix, the color will also change, and you want a colorful ......"
"This ......"
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Under the command of the Yin family, Zhang You thoroughly saw the versatility of Taiyi Zhenren, in other words, everything is loose and everything is loose!
After seeing enough of the performance, Zhang You and the Yin family got up and took Taiyi Zhenren back to the mansion and began to discuss the matter of letting the child come into being.
In the room, Taiyi Zhenren leaned on the table and sweated profusely, panting slightly: "...... Therefore, the old man asked me to come over and fuse the spirit bead with your third son, and it will be easy for me to become an immortal in the future. ”
"Then why did the Immortal come now? We have been waiting for three whole years. Zhang You's eyes narrowed, and he stopped the Yin family, who was about to agree.
"That, this, one day in heaven and one year on earth......" Taiyi Zhenren originally thought that no one would find out about this matter, and he had already relaxed his heart, but at this time, he was coldly raised by Zhang You, and his heart was empty, and he couldn't speak, his eyes were rolling around, and he was not a good person at first glance.
"That's right! What do you mean! The old lady has been pregnant for three years! If you can't give an explanation, hum ......" Compared to Zhang You's calmness, the Yin family was about to explode at this time, staring viciously at the thief-eyed, fat-headed and big-eared Taiyi Zhenren.
"It's because you drank and misbehaved, and you were delayed on the road for two more days. Zhang You didn't plan to let Taiyi Zhenren go, and directly said his conjecture.
"Yes. No, no, I didn't, don't talk nonsense......" Taiyi Zhenren nodded subconsciously, and then his head shook like a rattle.
Zhang You pulled the Yin family and faintly protected it in his arms, "It seems that the immortal chief has no sincerity, let's go." The two of them just went out.
"Oh, I was wrong, I drank and made a mistake. Taiyi Zhenren threw away the dust, sat straight and fell to the ground, looking like he had accepted his fate, "Isn't it good that your mother and son are safe, my love has not been a big mistake." ”
"In that case, how are you going to compensate us and my wife? Zhang You stretched out his hand, looking like you can't do it if you don't give something.
"That'...... It's a big deal, when the child is born, I will be his master and teach him immortal arts. Taiyi Zhenren's eyes rolled, and he thought of a way not to suffer.
Zhang You secretly laughed in his heart that Taiyi was really in the trap, but on the surface, he quietly glanced at the Yin family, "Then thank you Immortal Chief." ”
That Taiyi Zhenren suddenly felt like he had been pardoned, jumped to the center of the house and began to whine, and escaped from the crotch of his pants A large stone with a round Keman pattern was placed in the middle of the courtyard, auspicious time, just this afternoon!
Originally, it was the best day after tomorrow, but Yin said that she was very dissatisfied, and she was going to give birth today! Under the threat of the sword, Taiyi Zhenren succumbed with guilt, after all, ...... These two days are actually about the same, that is, he wants to rest......
The time soon came to the afternoon, and there were many people outside the Li Mansion, beating gongs and drums, but there were not many people in the Li Mansion, which was Zhang You's order to prevent accidents, and let most of the subordinates to maintain order.
Several people in the courtyard were secretly checked by him, and the number of people did not exceed the number of people he could deal with at the same time.
"It's just that it's suffering Yin's......" Zhang You stood in the courtyard, listening to Yin's painful moans in the delivery room, and couldn't tell what mood it was, after all, the experience of being a father is really not something that anyone can have, and Zhang You's situation is particularly special.
"Ah...... Forehead...... Fuck ...... Why can't you give it back the fuck!...... "Yin's mood is extremely unbeautiful now, since that Taiyi real person gave a fetal curse, she has been working hard here for a long time, and the child is stunned There is no sign of being born.
Zhang You glanced at the time on his watch and strode to the backyard, where Taiyi Zhenren held the ceremony......