The unit went out early in the morning when there was something, and it wasn't until noon that it was reported so late. I'm sorry everybody.

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Early in the morning, the dragon hobbled towards the park agreed with Yami.

"Damn!! Sure enough, the illness is like a mountain, the illness is like a thread, usually good now it has become like this, fortunately the stomach does not hurt anymore, but yesterday I also used up all my energy. After all, don't let Taizi notice that I'm sick or something.,And comfort Kirino or something, it takes too much physical strength.,Although it was also by Kirino that I thought of a way that wasn't a solution.。 Alas!!!!! , will it really be useful? I don't want to. Anyway, let's go to the park first. Long Er thought with some doubt, then shook his head and continued to walk towards the park.

Finally, after a somewhat dizzy journey, I finally arrived at the park, and I could vaguely see Ami standing for a while in the early morning mist. Long Er stepped forward and patted Yami's shoulder, "No...... Good...... Meaning...... Think, I'...... Come...... Late...... A low, somewhat staccato voice floated out of the dragon's mouth.

"Oh, it's Long'er" Ami in front of her turned her head and looked at the weak dragon with a blank expression.

"Huh? Q: Why do you pay emojis like this? Long Er asked suspiciously.

"Oh!! Because I was frightened by you early in the morning, there was no sound of footsteps, and you patted me on the shoulder in a ghost-like tone, so I was frightened, and the emoji couldn't be used normally. So now I use the temporary use of three no emojis. It's still a calm look and a light tone.

"What kind of meme!!!!! I don't read much, don't lie to me.,What's so scared that the emoji can't be used and leads to three nothings.,Give me an apology to Nagato's big cute god.,Angel play.。 The Misaka sisters don't use it, and the ones they use have always been natural belly black emojis. Although his tone was weak, he was still stubbornly spitting out the dragon.

"I didn't lie to you...... But don't worry, if there is an emergency braking program, it will return to normal after starting" In the face of Long'er's strong complaint, Yamei was still unmoved.

"What kind of emergency braking procedure??? Forget it, let's start it quickly, and I still have to exercise," said Long Er, who was already tired and didn't love it.

"The emergency braking procedure is activated, and the restart is completed after hitting Takasu Ryu'er." As soon as the words fell, Yami was already invading the range of the dragon's blows. And then there's a palm. The dragon has been knocked away.

"Why did you hit me when you rebooted!!?" Flying in the air and wanting to cry without tears.

"Whew~~~ Finally the idea has been reached!! I feel that my cultivation has multiplied," Ami let out a sigh of relief and said with a happy expression. (Huh, the meme is back?) ）

"Hey, why do you want to hit me!!!!" Listening to Ami's words, Long'er, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead, suddenly became calm. Jumped up and asked.

"What do you say~~~ Lord Long'er who scared me twice~~~" The last words are already like the sound of the Nine Shadows.

"Hahaha!! It's all an accident, that's right, it's an accident and said" Hearing this, Long Er was also a little embarrassed.

Looking at the smirk on Long'er's face, Ami was also helpless. "Really, forget it, forget it, scared me twice, and hit you twice, which is considered a tie."

After that, he looked at the pale face of Long'er and seemed to think of something. "Anyway, you wouldn't really have a stomach trouble yesterday, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to even block. And the steps are so vain that I can't even hear you behind me."

But looking at the dragon who smiled bitterly. Ami finally knew that she was right, huh!! Yesterday and now.

"It seems that I can go to the sky bridge of the Celestial Empire to tell my fortune," and even Ami herself smiled wryly.

"If you go, I'll help you set up a stall, and I'm sure we'll be fine with Jindou." Long'er said.

"You!! Are you kidding at this time!! Go back, I'll just watch it for you in class today. Yamei said angrily and funny.

"It's okay, it's just a stomach problem. Wait a few more times to bagua and sweat, and it will be fine. Yesterday, I was afraid that my family would see it, and I couldn't do it at home, so I dragged it out until now, and today I have to implement the methods that I came up with yesterday that are not solutions. Long Er said with a nonchalant expression.

"Oh!! Baguazhang still has this effect, and you have figured out a way? Ami asked curiously.

"Well, let's start first, as for the method, let's talk about it later, if I don't recover first, I'm afraid that you will beat me again as soon as I say this method, and then I'm afraid I won't be able to bear it." Long Er said with a black line on his face.

"How cheap is your idea to make me want to hit you!! Forget it, let's start practicing first, your body is important. Being overwhelmed by Long'er's words, she couldn't help but feel pain again, and Ami urged her like this.

After that, the two stood opposite each other in an open space, like a yin and yang circle. After putting on a posture and shouting "Bagua Swim Palm" at the same time, the two of them flew up in the open space, sometimes stretching out their palms to push, support, cover, split, collide, move, intercept, and hold them between their hands one by one. After one time, Ami was already sweating profusely, and when she looked at her hands and feet, she wanted to fight the dragon for the second time. had no choice but to withdraw from the formation. Watch from the sidelines.

Once, twice, until the third time. Long Er finally stopped. He breathed a sigh of relief. There was a hint of flushing on his face. I looked at the sweat that soaked through my body. "Whew~~ It's finally good"

"Look at your appearance, it's not bad, how can you talk about your cheap way I have to beat you?" Walking up to Long Er and looking at the face that had returned to normal, Ami asked with some curiosity.

"It's best not to fight, in fact, my solution is [Selling Meng Battle]" Long Er said with some curtle.

"Ha ????!!!!!!!!!" This is Ami with a puzzled face.

The next year, Class Z will have a class meeting

"So in the end, after careful consideration by the class leader, it was decided that this is the way to make the parents fight with all their might."

Long Er, who was standing on the podium, patted the blackboard behind him with large characters written on it and said.

[Selling Cute Battle] PS: Please fight with your best to sell cute!! Otherwise, I'll kill you!!!!!!!!

"Ha ????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This is a reflection of Ami. After that, there was a violent complaint in the hearts of the classmates.

"What kind of battle is this!! And why is PS so bloody in red chalk!!! ”

"Okay, the battle or something has been said, anyway, the result of not trying to sell cuteness has been written on the blackboard. So please come on!! After saying that, Long'er made a gesture to leave.

"Wait!! Monitor. You haven't said anything yet, okay, and how do men sell cute, how do they sell" This is a group of boys who exclaimed.

"I really can't imagine that your understanding is so bad" This is a dragon with a bit of a headache.

"Hey! Feed! It's not a matter of understanding, okay? The boys who immediately retorted.

"Fortunately, I was prepared" After speaking, Long Er took out his mobile phone from his pocket and opened a video.

The boys in the class also gathered around Long'er's mobile phone as if they were watching that movie in the dormitory.

I saw a black double ponytail Lori with a red bow in the video, and the middle finger of both hands was retracted. the other three fingers. Raised his hand, he jumped up, and said in a super sweet tone, "Smile Xiao Xiangxiang, let your heart smile too, spread the smile of Hika Yazawa, love Hika to remember Xiao Xiangxiang~~~~~!!!!!!! (If you want to experience the real scene, please go tohttp://www./video/av1270900/)

The video ends with the boys petrified.

"Well, it's easy," Long Er said with a relaxed face.

"Absolutely not, shame blows up" This is the boys with a resolute expression.

"Damn! Can't you just be simple? I'll do whatever you want, but luckily there's a PlanB. Long Er smiled in his heart.

"Alas! So your ideological consciousness is still not enough!!! Long'er's tone became serious as she spoke.

"Do you know about the butterfly effect? Asian butterflies flapping their wings will cause tornadoes in the Americas that are stronger than strong winds in a few months. And the same is true of your selling cuteness, think about how vast this universe is, maybe when you refuse to sell cuteness and can't contribute to the class, it may be affected, other dimensions of the universe, the battle between humans and the Zerg failed, Ultraman was defeated by the little monster, and Chen Jun's family has no leek box. Do you know what the consequences are!!!! That's right, that's the destruction of the universe!!!。 Are you going to give up the universe that gave birth to us and raised us because of some personal shame? Students? In the end, Long Er couldn't cry.

"Don't say it again, class leader, we are wrong, we shouldn't be so selfish" This is the boys who were "moved".

"It's too late to do anything, comrades, the safety of the universe and the security of the galaxy depends on you, I believe you," Long Er said with a solemn face.

"Yes, the squad leader, rest assured, we will resolutely complete the task," after speaking, all the boys walked home with high spirits.

"Well, I trust you, don't worry, I'll be with you," Long Er inspected the boys as they walked out of the classroom.

Seeing the last boy walk out of the classroom, Long Er also wiped his face, and his face, which was originally crying, turned into a pair of smiling Mimi eyes. Watch the rest of the girls ask questions

"Girls, I'm sure you'll have no problem?!!"

"No, no," the girl dared to say no after watching Long'er's performance.

"Well, that's good, I'm waiting for your good news tomorrow," he walked out of the classroom with a smile on his face.

Immediately after that, the next day.

Long Er came to the classroom and looked at all the students who were seated.

"Well, it seems that there is nothing wrong with the girls, and sure enough, the girls are still super effective for their dad or something."

"As for the boys~ all of them are spread out on the table and on their faces, yo! Loaded with a QQ emoji, it's very trendy! We all wrapped this expression on the penguin, and they all put it on their faces. Looks like I experienced a love education last night!!! Long Er sighed with relief.

"It looks like everything is in your plan," suddenly Ami's voice came from behind Long'er.

"No more. As long as their parents don't want to see their children continue to sell shameless cuteness, I believe they will work hard at the school sports meeting," Long Er said proudly

"By the way, how did you get the support of that guy in your family? It's also selling that disgusting cuteness," Ami asked with some curiosity at this time.

"No, just promise a simple version of the Manchu and Han banquets, plus a few massages are enough," Long Er said with relief.

"Uh?!! In that case, this method will be suitable for other parents," Ami said suddenly.

"It's appropriate, but it's not as useful as this, or rather. It's interesting~~~~ Hey, hey, hey," Long Er said with a happy expression.

"You're so bad," Ami said, but why do you have such an interested expression!!

"Thank you for the compliment~~~~~" Long Er proudly accepted Yami's compliment.

By this year, the ideological preparations for the Z class school sports meeting have been completed.