25. Sure enough, I don't get enough sleep every day
"Did your father smoke?"
"No."
"Drinking?"
"He doesn't drink alcohol except for socializing."
"A man doesn't drink, he lives like a dog. Men don't smoke, they live like eunuchs." (It's just fun, don't take it seriously.) As a man who smokes and drinks, Aoku actually knows that this is not a good thing. )
"Yami, your father's condition is very serious~"
Long Er really wants a book of Taoism...... Ahem, it's good to say it seriously, but ......
"I'm guessing I'll be killed." Long Er thought like this with a kick in his heart.
"Hey! What do you think? ”
At this time, Ami pushed the stunned dragon and asked.
"I'm thinking about your ......" Long Er subconsciously almost said what he thought in his heart, but fortunately he braked in time. After changing his serious expression, Long Er said to Yami, "I wonder if you said that these things are enough?" ”
In the plastic bag in Long'er's hand, he was carrying a bunch of bananas, 6 apples, and a few scattered oranges and asked Yamei.
"I think...... How about adding another durian? ”
Ami thought for a moment, then pointed to the small sharp thorns in the corner of the fruit stand.
As for why the durian fruit is placed in the corner. It doesn't matter if it was placed because it had a hideous thorn, or because it was too expensive for no one to buy it. You have to use one sentence to describe it, so that the fruit will do.
Not welcome.
Although for those who love it, it is supreme delicious. But for those who hate it, it's a monster that makes people want to go to the edge of the toilet and vomit hard.
It's equivalent to a devil fruit with a sense of smell, and it's the kind of thing that can't have superpowers after eating the stench you don't like, isn't it quite unpleasant~
Therefore, when Ami pointed to this fruit, Long Er was blank.
After two or three seconds, Long Er asked Ami with a stupid face and said:
"You're not kidding?"
"Don't worry, if you do buy this fruit and give it to my father, he will definitely look at you with an ecstatic expression, and his opinion of you will increase greatly. All in all, it's a key prop that will make my father put up a flag! ”
"To my father-in-law, I think about the FLAG of the favorability or something, it's a zombie~"
When Long Er thought of this, he was about to walk out of the fruit shop with a disgusted expression.
However......
"Maybe my father, in a moment of excitement, will marry his daughter to you!"
That's how Ami reminded Long'er.
"Just kidding, it's impossible to think about this kind of thing."
Long Er looked disdainful of Yamei's words.
And then......
Obediently took out two red soft girl coins.
"Boss! Bring me a big durian, remember to make it big! ”……
The white plastic bag wrapped about 7 catties of durian, although the conscientious boss put two layers of plastic bags and two layers of newspapers wrapped in its ground, but the weight of the durian itself has made the white plastic bag full of small thorns that penetrate out. Coupled with the faint "fragrance" of the ripe durian, Long'er had to endure the tingling sensation on the thigh from time to time on the way towards the hotel, as well as the intoxicating aroma around the nose.
When he was about to reach the door of the hotel, Long Er looked at the things in his hand again.
"I'm going to lose my legs!"
When he was about to reach the hotel, Long Er was stunned to find himself.
Super lowB
Fruit-making is something I haven't done in years. In modern society, apart from going to the hospital, where did the fruit star come from to mention such a thing!
Of course, the most important thing is that there is also durian, and I also bought a durian!
Long'er, I felt like I was carrying a lot of such things into it like this, and it hurt not only my legs, but also eggs......
It's a pity that when Long'er just hugged and returned all these burdens to the store owner, and it didn't matter if he didn't return the money, Yami had already taken the first step to hold Long'er's arm and prevent him from breaking free.
"Ami, let me go, it's too shameful to think that I went in like this."
It's really hard to break free with something in your hand, and Ami is holding her little arm.
But thinking about it, if you don't break free, everything you will experience later, it makes Long'er have the urge to tears.
"Please, at least...... At least let me go and meet your father in style~"
Poor Long'er, with a faint cry in his words.
"No way!"
Ami shook her head and cruelly rejected Long'er's request.
"May you ask why?"
Long Er asked with the last little hope.
Looking forward to Yu Yamei's reason, he can refute her, and finally be able to give up this idea.
However, Ami obviously won't give this kind of opportunity to Long'er.
"I matter, or your demeanor matters."
"Uh...... I don't think there's any need to compare this~"
"So, you can't even stand this little pain, do you dare to say that you love me?"
"It's so strong~"
For this sentence with a strong sense of immediacy, Long Er didn't want to recall the original version.
It feels the same irrefutable and disgusting......
Anyway, the final solution was that Long Er shrugged his head and entered the hotel with Yami.
By the way, it's not allowable to shrug your head~
He raised his chest and stood up straight. When a man walks, he doesn't say that he looks dignified, but he must have spirit. ”
"Understood!"
Although I really want to be funny and just cock my ass by the way, but Yami said so, and it's not appropriate to mess around anymore.
So at the gate of the hotel, there was such a scene.
A graceful girl, holding a man with a gentle temperament and a slender body.
The two of them walked with a sense of competence.
It's just that......
His gaze moved to the man's thigh.
What the hell is that durian!
Feed! Durian has been piercing your thighs!
It hurts to watch!
It hurts, it's obviously super painful, your face is deformed because it's about to be unbearable!
Anyone who noticed this pair in the lobby of the hotel, and then looked at Long'er's gradually deformed walking posture, complained like this.
However, at this time, Long Er was already a person who had no time to take care of the hotel lobby, and the strange gaze that came directly from him.
For it was at this moment that he saw the dawn of victory, and the only time that would not cause trouble for others.
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The following does not count the number of words: Thank you for the 400 starting coins rewarded by [Destiny Gate Zero], and the red envelope of the recommendation ticket issued by [Yakumo Blue]. [All Anonymous] is very grateful for the support of the three of them.
By the way, there is also a recommended book, "Qin Shi Mingyue: The Great Villain System", a book that is closest to the starting point boutique channel.
If you like Qin Shi Mingyue, you might as well take a look. (To be continued.) )