After three months of preparation, according to the appointment, Youyu took his "evil demon crooked way" to march into Cangyan. Yu Minuo stayed in Qianzhou, his body was not suitable for bumps, and he didn't want to see the killing, so he gave Youyu three tips and let Youyu open it at the corresponding time.

After two months, the army arrived at a city called Liufu. The Yan army has 100,000 soldiers and horses stationed here, but fortunately, Cangluan and Wang Yang are not here, and they deal with Shu Jin in the north, and Shu Jin is worse! Although some fish have picked up a big bargain, they have an illusion, is they too small to disdain?

There are fish who are strong on the outside and dry in the middle, and they have the courage to shout to the sky: "Cangluan, you deceive people too much, do you regard me as nothing!" ”

Lin Zhiling directly ignored the contrived fish, and clapped his hands and applauded, "Great, the snipe and the clam compete for the fisherman's profit, Yan Li is so powerful, he will lose both, God bless us!" ”

Zhou Chang ordered: "Garrison!" ”

Liufu - the border city of Cangyan, also known as the bamboo city, as the name suggests, the bamboo forest is all over the mountains, and you can smell the fragrance of bamboo everywhere. The local people have bamboo shoots for three meals a day, the houses and pavilions are made of bamboo, and the pots and pans are all bamboo. It's the height of summer, and as far as the eye can see, the outskirts of the city are verdant. I heard that this is Mo Yilou's hometown, the mountains and rivers raise people, no wonder he has always only worn green clothes, or bean green, or jade green, with a bamboo hairpin on his head, with a "cloudy" fairy spirit, teaching people to look relaxed and happy.

Presumably, the battlefield will soon be in the depths of the bamboo forest.

Although Yan people are strong in their bones, they always have weaknesses, and they can buy one or two of them to their advantage. Youyu bought four or five villagers and asked them to introduce the customs and customs of Liufu to the Qianjun, so that the Qianjun could follow the customs of the villagers.

The villagers said that the people of Liufu believe in Qingweng, a god, and it is he who blesses Liufu with smooth weather and abundant grains. Grain? A fish ate two plates of bamboo shoots, indicating that it was very innocent.

Liufu bamboo forest is abundant, the underground water source is abundant, the clouds and mist do not disperse in the early morning, and the wet clouds fall early in the evening, as if a cloud sleeve lingers in the forest, lingering, just like a fairyland on earth. But saying that immortals are also immortals, and saying evil is also evil. A fish died in the depths of the bamboo forest in the evening, and a green snake hit his face again and again, which frightened his face "green".

A fish interrupted the villagers' pious praise of the gods and said, "Don't talk about God, there is nothing evil about it." ”

"Evil things..."The villagers talked about the tiger's color change, "there are goblins, snake demons, wearing revealing green shirts, extremely good-looking, specially seducing men into the bamboo forest and sucking men's yang energy dry. Corpses appear in the bamboo forest every now and then, all of which were done by snake demons. ”

A fish came to the scene and asked, "Is there a woman's corpse?" ”

"Of course there is, and they are all women who seek revenge or husbandry for their husbands. Every day when the sun sets, no one dares to go into the bamboo forest. ”

Some fish sneered, and it seems that the imagination of the local people is not high. In addition to the fact that the male corpse is the female corpse, it is naturally bitten to death by a snake, and it is not so much that the female corpse is a woman looking for a husband who was killed by a snake demon, but that the female corpse was seduced and sucked dry by the male snake spirit.

"Hey, have you ever seen a snake demon, how much does it leak, is it sassy?" There are fish who laugh frivolously, and the more they ask, the more vulgar they become.

Lin Zhiling's face was embarrassed, he glared at Youyu and walked out of the tent.

Villager: "It's a commotion! Leak can't do it! ”

A fish banged on the table in excitement. "Yikes! You might as well say where it is covered. ”

"I'll tell you ......"

There are fish that are grounded, and the villagers are self-cooked, and a group of people will mingle in three or two. The villagers gushed endlessly, detailing them with great delicacy and meticulousness. The soldiers on the side blushed when they heard this, and ran out in shame. Leaving those brazen people like fish to listen to with relish, forget to sleep and eat, and talk at night, talk about spring tents, the farther and farther they talk, the more they talk, the more dirty they become. What's more, he was busy holding up the lamp, and rushed into the bamboo forest with the bright moon on the fifteenth.

On the second day, a fish was even more inexplicable, and locked his demons in a big tent, and did not allow others to enter or leave, so that they wrote a book and a picture of the previous night's good stories.

Even a high-ranking person like Lin Zhiling couldn't step in, Lin Zhiling was lying outside the tent, and he could hear the foul language inside and unsightly - "Damn, spicy eyes!" "The face is spicy!" "King Chen, I can't stand it!" "Wow, you're so good at drawing!" "Oh, you're even worse, old driver!" …

"Yu Youyu, get out of here!" Lin Zhiling was furious and roared at the tent.

"Wait..."There was a response from the fish, and there was a sense of reluctance to leave.

After waiting for a long time for a fish to come out, Lin Zhiling stepped forward and pulled him by the ear and dragged him into another tent. "What do you mean? You're here to fight, not to open a brothel! If you can't give me a reasonable explanation, believe it or not, I'll kill them with a rod. ”

"Eh, my ears hurt!" Youyu pulled out Lin Zhiling's hand, rubbed his ears and said, "I call this cultural infiltration!" ”

He was so-so in class and had no idea the nature of cultural osmosis, but he was confident that his superficial understanding was enough.

"What kind of thoroughness do you seep?" Lin Zhiling couldn't look down on the prodigal son the most, and kicked the fish on the knee again.

"Whew!" A fish complained bitterly, "The bird's ambition is clear, I can't understand you!" ”

"Okay, even if I'm not smart enough, then why don't you talk to General Zhou?"

"This kind of thing can't be mixed with soldiers, besides, I've already talked to Xiao Si." Youyu's evil trick is easy to counterattack, and he has to take care of this pass. Speaking of which, this is the first time he has done it, and it is unknown whether it will work or not.

"What did you talk to him about?"

"Tell him to set a trap in the bamboo forest." A fish approached Lin Zhiling, complacent, and invited merit, "Look at how witty I am this time, I used to catch birds with Danmiao, and I caught snakes today." ”

"Feng Danmiao's longitudinal bird is creating an illusion, what are you doing with snakes?"

Youyu said half-understood and half-confused: "I care about him? Anyway, if there is a fight, I can still throw it at Yan Bing. I won't tell you, I have to take the sales department to release the snake at night. ”

"Sales?" Lin Zhiling looked confused.

In the evening, a fish dressed in night clothes, and the same dry soldier crept near the Yan camp and crawled behind a small hill. Yan camp is heavily guarded, it is more difficult to get into it than to climb to the sky, there are fish are deeply touched, that year was trapped in Yan camp, how many times they grinded their teeth in one night, they can count clearly.

A fish whispered, "Bait? ”

"In the king of Nachen."

There was a woman's thin voice beside her, and a fish got goosebumps. This girl is strong enough, Song Xin has a really good eye, and she picks a green grass for him to redeem her.

Youyu said again: "Lightsmith? ”

"Yes."

There are fish: "Accompaniment? ”

"In!"

Everyone performed their duties, and Youyu nodded with satisfaction and said, "Action." ”

In recent days, Youyu has only discovered that the system is a good thing, although it can't meet some of his arrogant needs, but some gadgets are still responsive, and the more basic things are, the cheaper. For example, the phosphine in the altar of the lightsmith can be exchanged for ten altars with one prestige. That's right, it's something that is said in high school classes that the chemical element P+H will spontaneously combust when it encounters air and can emit a blue-green flame. Abbreviation: Ghost Fire.

If he had read more books back then, he wouldn't have had to work for so many years to build a rocket cannon or something.

The accompanist took out his flute and played a trill from the kingdom of A, intermittent and miserable, but in the dark night it reached a certain harmony and sneakiness, like a voice from the netherworld.

The bait was distributed, and she took off her smock, and she was extremely exposed, surrounded by a light veil, like a floating cloud covering her graceful figure. When the glitterer opened the jar, phosphine immediately spontaneously combusted, emitting a faint green flame.

Yan Jun saw the firelight from a distance and heard the sound of the flute, so he rushed out in groups of three or five to find out. Then the moonlight and the ghost fire, Yan Jun was surprised: "It's a woman, a woman who wears very little!" ”

The bait escaped early, and the ghost fire seemed to entangle her, chasing after her, reflecting the light veil on her body, like a dream. Coupled with her own fear and fear, she stumbled, like a fairy who strayed into Fangchen and escaped by luck, so pitiful that people wanted to help her and wrap her in a cloak of shame.

The fuel burned out, and the bait disappeared into the depths of the bamboo forest. Yan Jun pounced and never found the woman again. They speculated: "It can't be a snake demon?" ”

It was too late, and there were several snakes under their feet, and there was a pile of paper money where the snakes crawled. Yan Jun picked it up and looked at it, found that it was a book, lit the candle he carried with him, and they were surprised to find that what they were holding in their hands was actually a spring/palace map - a vivid picture of life in the depths of the bamboo forest! And the woman in the painting is exactly the same as the snake demon who just escaped, and the painting is exactly like this at this moment!

Bump... Bump into the evil!

Yan Jun didn't dare to take another step, because the next step in the painting was that they found the woman and began a fragrant rain!

Several soldiers swallowed their throats, wanted to push back and put away the spring palace map on the spot, and turned around and returned to the camp.

When they had gone, a fish poked its head out again and commanded the people, "Do you see it, that's it, and a thousand copies must be sent out tonight." The basic salary is one hundred taels, and ten taels will be added for each book issued! Give me the sales department, let me see your strength! ”

"King Chen, don't worry."

Youyu warned again: "Remember, the sales department must not open the book and read it, blind eyes." ”

"Yes!"

The sales department is still quite popular, while the production department is not as good as the fish wants, slowing down the process of the entire supply chain, and only a thousand copies are produced a day? Tomorrow there will be fish that will not take the whip and cut them.

Youyu returned to the camp and gave an order to the Public Relations Department: "Tomorrow, it will be announced to the public that our army has been harassed by a snake demon in the middle of the night, and the three armies are safe, so that all the officers and soldiers do not need to panic and change the topic." ”

Public Relations Department: "Order!" ”

Lin Zhiling and Zhou Chang, two normal people, squatted aside, looking around blankly.