Chapter 212: Pushed Down by Xiao Bury (Mistaken) [Third Update]
It is said that newlyweds don't see each other for a day, such as every three autumns, although it is a bit hypocritical, but it is the embodiment of feelings, Ye Su really didn't expect that Xiao Buried, who is usually heartless, also has such emotions. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In his imagination, in the absence of his own constraints, he should be more free and unrestrained, exposing his lazy nature perfectly, and then shouting: "It's good to be alone!" ”
Something like this. However, to his surprise, this was not the case at all.
Xiao Bury whispered, I miss you. Such a line is the same trick as a lore for any sister control.
Although Ye Su is not a sister control, at this moment, she was also completely moved.
As soon as I remembered that last night was a storm, I was chic and happy outside, I had a super beautiful girlfriend, and I got off the list smoothly, but I left Xiao Bury at home alone and lonely, and I was really a little unhappy for a while, is it a little too much?
"I didn't come back last night...... Brother Ye Su, you are really an irresponsible brother. Xiao buried himself on Ye Su's chest and complained in a low voice.
"Because there's no way to come back." Ye Su said helplessly.
"I don't care......" Xiao Bury snorted.
“……”
"Xiao Bury really misses his brother very much, does his brother want to bury Xiao Bury?" Xiao Bury asked quietly.
"After thinking about it......" Ye Su was speechless, and said cheekily: "Of course I also want to bury Xiao, I'm worried about whether Xiaobury will be scared, I really can't sleep." ”
"Really?" Xiao Bury's eyes lit up, and he asked a little happily.
"Of course it's true." Ye Su nodded seriously and said, it didn't look like he was lying at all.
However, Ye Su inevitably muttered in his heart, why did he do this...... Why do you lie so skillfully? Obviously, I wasn't like this before, but now I'm lying like this again and again, which is really a bit bad.
However, Ye Su thought about it, this should be regarded as a "white lie", if he told the truth, it would definitely make Xiao Bury sad.
So, words like "scum" are definitely not talking about themselves, right?
I'm a good guy!
pushed Ye Su down, and then lay on Ye Su's body, but he didn't know that his brother's psychological activities were so rich, and after hearing such an answer, he couldn't help but nod with satisfaction, and smirked.
"Can you get out of me...... It's heavy, alas. Ye Su reminded at this time. He was a little suspicious that if he didn't remind him, Xiao Bury would definitely lie on his body for a long time, and he would lie on his stomach...... For a lifetime?
"I'm heavy?" Xiao Bury blushed and protested: "I definitely don't care about it, how can it be." ”
"It's really heavy, you've been snacking every day lately, and your calories have exploded." Ye Su said with a serious face.
Generally speaking, girls are really concerned about their weight, Xiao Bury listened to Ye Su's words, couldn't help but change color, hurriedly left Ye Su's body, flew to the direction of the bathroom changing room, picked up the scale, and began to measure.
"Wow, ah, ah~~~!!"
Soon after, in the changing room of the bathroom, there was a burst of terrible screams.
This voice startled Ye Su, and thought that something had happened, so he hurriedly came to the changing room, and suddenly saw Xiao Bury stepping on the scale, pointing to the data below, and said with a crying face: "Why, why, my weight will suddenly increase by 3kg?!! ”
"Forehead ......" Ye Su was stunned for a moment, walked over, and looked at the data on the scale, 48kg, Xiao Buried's height is one meter and more than six, such a weight and height are matched together, there is no problem at all, right?
However, Xiao Bury said with a sad face: "I have really gained a lot of weight, I am too comfortable, too carefree, and too comfortable by my brother's side, so I will become fat so easily, and!" The dishes made by my brother are so delicious, I accidentally ate a lot of them, and then I ate snacks after I was full, and the calories exploded, and the weight exploded!! ”
"You...... And self-knowledge, huh? When Ye Su heard this, he couldn't help but say with some amusement.
"It's all my brother's fault!" Just lying on Ye Su's body, holding Ye Su and saying I miss you, Xiao Buried, at this time, he blamed Ye Su.
"Blame me?" Ye Su said with an innocent expression.
"Of course!" Xiao Bury nodded: "So, brother, hurry up and find a way to save it." ”
"From today onwards, no snacks or coke, from today onwards eat more vegetarian dishes, and from today onwards, give me exercise." Ye Su thought for a moment and spoke.
"Good!" Xiao Bury agreed without thinking about it.
It was so neat that Ye Su even couldn't believe it.
It's true...... Can it be done?
The answer is definitely no.
At least that's what Ye Su thinks.
Of course, Ye Su thinks that it is quite good for Xiao Bury to maintain this weight, just said that Xiao Bury is a lot heavier, just casually said, I don't think it is really heavy, and it doesn't matter if it is heavier, it is slightly fleshy, whether it is kneaded or pinched, it feels very comfortable.
However, eating snacks, especially drinking so much Coke, is very unhealthy for the body, and it is still good if you can eat a little less.
In this way, Xiao Bury began his first big plan to lose weight.
No.1, no snacks.
Originally, I believed in my willpower very much, and I felt that it was very strong, and I didn't eat snacks, so I didn't eat snacks, and I soon felt the pain. In addition, even if you don't eat snacks, you still have to drink Coke, which is like the biggest ordeal.
No.2, eat more vegetarian dishes.
"Although my brother's vegetarian dishes are delicious, I want to eat meat more...... Meat! ”
"I want to eat meat!"
No.3, exercise more.
"The meaning of life is not moving." Xiao was lying down, and said with some weakness, "If you exercise, you will be hungrier, so you will eat more, and you will not be able to lose weight at all, so this is still free." ”
"Isn't life in motion?" Ye Su asked, this is a sentence said by the French thinker Voltaire, he put forward the motto "life lies in sports", sports philosophy, sports concept and life concept and other important propositions, Xiao buried this sentence life lies in immobility, which really made Ye Su stunned.
"O my stupid brother, you see, cheetahs, lions and wolves, run and run all day long, and live no more than one or twenty, but tortoises can live so long without moving all day...... So, it is obvious that life is not moving, not moving! Xiao Bury said seriously.
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ps: Okay, there is no fifth watch, only three watches, it's five o'clock...... (trance)
Why am my hands so slow...... (Pondering)
These days, I share a house with a few loli next door, and it really hollows out my body! Powerful as me, I just feel like a salted fish (Beijing paralysis)
Kindness...... I will continue to work hard, and I must reproduce the style of my five more glasses! (En)
By the way, I suddenly remembered that there is another alliance leader children's shoes in this book, 'True Yan Tyrant', thanks to the local tyrants, Mo Da. (Bow)
And just like that, I slept...... (yawns)
(To be continued.) )