Back in the bathroom of the guest room on the first floor, Jian Haoyuan washed Xiaoguang's hair and said earnestly: "Xiaoguang, you save the pee, and next time you will pee on the president's head." Give someone a taste of their own medicine. ”

Xiaoguang moved his ears, as if he understood or not.

Controlling the strength, Jian Haoyuan carefully helped Xiaoguang wash the hair on the back of his ear, smiled meaningfully, and said: "Xiaoguang, you are not afraid of being urinated, you like to take a bath, but the president can't, he hates water." If you can't pee on his face, urinate on him. ”

In the struggle between Xiaoguang and the president, Jian Haoyuan only planned to teach Xiaoguang to grow into a little man, and he didn't plan to use a big fat cat himself. Before the crossing, Jian Haoyuan did the same to his junior brothers, he was only responsible for proposing to build yì, and practicing martial arts with his junior brothers, so that the senior brothers could improve themselves and defeat their opponents.

"Come, Master will teach you a few tricks, even if the president is several times your size, you don't have to be afraid of him." After teaching Xiaoguang and helping Xiaoguang dry his hair, Jian Haoyuan let Xiaoguang go to find the president, put Xiaoguang on the ground, and said, "Go." ”

Xiaoguang got the order, first curiously sniffed around the room, went to the living room to continue sniffing, and then wagged his little tail and jumped up the stairs to the second floor.

When Jian Haoyuan also finished washing and went to the second floor, he met with the president Meow.

President Meow looked at him with his hair erected vigilantly, but his tail wagged around. Behind the president is Xiaoguang, who is trying to climb from the president's thick tail to the president, but is constantly thrown off. When Xiaoguang saw Jian Haoyuan, he climbed the president even more persistently. And Cai Zhexi left the door ajar, sneakily sticking out half a round head, and observingly the president Meow and Xiaoguang.

Jian Haoyuan easily bypassed the president meow, touched Xiaoguang's hair, smiled meaningfully, and whispered, "Keep working hard." Then he walked to Cai Zhexi's room with confidence.

In the center of the room is a long table with two desktop computers side by side, separate sound cards and headsets installed. There are also two soft sofas that serve as computer chairs, and wooden cabinets on either side of the walls. Looking out from the window of the upper floor on the 18th floor, looking down at the colorful bands of light, reflecting each other with the shining stars in the deep blue night sky, it is a scenery that Jian Haoyuan has never seen before.

When the president meow saw Jian Haoyuan leaving, he looked back at Xiaoguang with great disgust, but his thick tail flicked around to seduce Xiaoguang, and at the same time slowed down so that Xiaoguang could follow. Walking to a door, the president stood on his legs, touched the handle to open the door, pushed the door to let Xiaoguang in, and took Xiaoguang to his president's exclusive amusement park to play.

Cai Zhexi tiptoed out, lying on the door of the president's exclusive amusement park, looking in through the transparent glass window at the door, looking at it for a while, he tiptoed back to the room, threw himself into the soft single sofa, and said to Jian Haoyuan with a sad face: "I'm so sad." ”

Jian Haoyuan curiously observed the strange words on the keyboard, and replied absentmindedly: "Huh? ”

Cai Zhexi cried and said: "I used to play on the computer, and the president sat on my lap, or he sat on the keyboard and watched me. ”

Jian Haoyuan was still staring at the keyboard, trying to connect the strange words on the keyboard with the memory of the big fat man and turn it into his own memory. Cai Zhexi pretended to cry for a while, closed the door, and said: "But that's okay, I'm still afraid that they will fight, it's best if the brothers are good." ”

Jian Haoyuan nodded slightly, hiding the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, and inexplicably felt a little weak.

He was looking forward to Xiao Guang's successful revenge.

Cai Zhexi changed his lewd voice again, brought a headset, and said with a smile: "Hey, hey, hey, the president doesn't want me, and your puppy doesn't want you anymore, let's find a new love, go up!" ”

Under the guidance of Cai Zhexi, Jian Haoyuan successfully logged in to the big fat man's Yaya account and climbed into the channel "Male Empire".

The male color empire channel only accepts male singers, and fans claim to be subjects of the empire. The channel has only been established for half a year, and its popularity is not high. There are only about 30 resident singers in total, but they also include various timbres such as uncle sound, fresh meat sound, Zhengtai sound, attack sound, and reverse string female voice.

And today there are more than a dozen male singers participating in the March 14 White 1 Valentine's Day - Male God Song Party, and the number of people is not large, and there are more interactive games that can be played at the song party.

Now there are more than 6,000 people online at the same time, and the host is introducing the next singer to sing. When the administrator of the channel saw Jian Haoyuan going online, he immediately sent a message, saying that he would arrive at Jian Haoyuan in ten minutes, confirm whether Jian Haoyuan could sing, and let Jian Haoyuan prepare first, such as accompaniment or something.

Administrator: "Archwizard, did you make a successful confession?" Sing that song? ”

The Great Wizard is the screen name of the big fat man.

Jian Haoyuan tried hard to find the pinyin in the big fat man's memory, corresponded the strange letters on the keyboard with the pinyin, stretched out an index finger, and tapped the keyboard slowly, and after a while, he successfully sent the message: "Failure, love is not guilty." ”

Before the Valentine's Day song party, each singer made a song list. Each singer prepared two songs, and to see what the state was on Valentine's Day, a single dog sang one song, and a non-single dog sang another.

The big fat man also prepared two songs, if the confession is successful, he will pull the goddess Chu Xuan to the maid and listen to him sing "Like You"; If it doesn't work, sing "Love Without Guilt".

Jian Haoyuan took advantage of the ten minutes to listen to the original song, and he had completely memorized the lyrics, and thought about how to sing this song well in a way that suited him.

On the microphone, looking at the more than 6,000 listeners displayed on the main channel, and looking at the swiping information that was constantly swiping the public screen, Jian Haoyuan sang a song that he was not familiar with for the first time, and was inexplicably a little nervous.

The host is the channel singer "Magic Corpse", he has a soft Zhengtai voice, at this time, the Magic Corpse adjusted Jian Haoyuan to the first wheat order, and said: "I remember that two days ago, the Great Wizard publicly said that he would confess to the goddess, but it's a pity that the Great Wizard wants to sing to you today is "Love is Not Guilty" belonging to a single dog! Subjects, flowers! Soothe the Great Wizard's lovelorn mood! Alright, I'm shut, Great Wizard, on! ”

Bunches of flowers were brushed up on the public screen, mixed with many strange words such as "touch the single dog", "burn and burn", "gnaw dog food together", Jian Haoyuan couldn't understand it at all, only looked at Mai and said, "Thank you for the flowers." ”

is just a sentence, and the public screen is rippling again:

#妈呀巫师的声音怎么变了! #

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#卧槽好温柔好磁性求男神多说几句! #

Jian Haoyuan looked at the public screen, but didn't speak, opened the recording and began to play accompaniment. Although Jian Haoyuan likes to sing and play, he never knows what his singing voice is like in other people's ears. It's great to be able to record and listen to it afterwards.

Listening to the accompaniment, Jian Haoyuan grabbed the beat and sang the first sentence: "Collected in the eyes, often wandering left and right, love, guess that there is no ......"

The voice is gentle, like a spring breeze blowing willow branches, but it hides love and regret, love is not, the sky is gloomy, the spring rain is blowing, and the moistness of the corners of the eyes are mixed.

Jian Haoyuan closed his eyes.

"This feeling is too intimate, and a thousand words are not enough......"

Jian Haoyuan sang and sang, his thoughts drifted away, and he returned to his own division. Before the enemy attacked, the last joyful Spring Festival had just passed in the division, and he played a New Year's song for the master, and the brothers played the beat together, and the birds in the forest flew and chirped with the sound of the flute.

"Let go, let go of all......

Let go, in fact, I don't love guiltily (the same sound is enough)......"

The memories were interrupted, and I had come to this strange world, and there was no one left of the brothers who had lived together for more than 20 years......

The voice is still gentle, but it is mixed with hoarseness, which makes it more textured.

The willow branches hang low, the spring grass withers, the tears roll down the leaves, the smoke and rain are miserable, the listener is sad, and the listener sheds tears.

Jian Haoyuan was immersed in his thoughts, he didn't see it at all, and the public screen was even more prodigal.

#男神求扑倒!! You can get married just by listening to the voice, ahh #

#妈妈问我为什么竖起了幻肢(*/w╲*)#

#双手打字以示清白#

……

"Let go,

My concerns,

Can't find the end,

Let go

Expect you to be happy and have a ...... for everything."

At the end of the song, Jian Haoyuan opened his eyes.

The past life is like smoke dissipating, next month's Qingming Festival, and then worship the master.

Although the song is finished, there are still waves on the public screen.

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#男神为什么会表白失败啊啊啊男神求嫁! #

#男神为什么会表白失败啊啊啊男神求日! #

……

Jian Haoyuan calmed down, clicked on the recording to stop, save, turned off the microphone, turned his head to look at Cai Zhexi with a sluggish face next to him, and asked curiously: "What does the day mean, does it mean to marry?" ”

Cai Zhexi faked coughing twice and said, "This ...... You can only understand it, but you can't say it, I'll show you a little video when the song is over, and you'll know. ”

Jian Haoyuan let out an "oh".

At this time, the host magic corpse opened the microphone and said: "As the saying goes, if you lose, you will gain, God will close a door for you, and he will definitely help you open a window." Although the Great Wizard is out of love, he can sing even more now! From amateur to pro! ”

Jian Haoyuan opened the microphone and replied: "Thank you, and thank you for the flowers." ”

The magic corpse teased, "Flowers can't express my admiration at all!" Great Wizard, if I were a girl, I could be your girlfriend now! ”

The public screen immediately swiped again:

#男神看我! I can be your girlfriend right now! #

#男神看我! I can be your girlfriend right now! #

#男神看我! I can be your girlfriend right now! #

#男神看我! I can be your boyfriend right now! owo#

- Wait, wait, it looks like there's something weird mixed in.

Seeing that the confession on the public screen was so straightforward and warm, it really made Jian Haoyuan feel extremely shocked in his heart.

The subjects of the male color empire continue to attract friends into the channel, and now, the number of people who come to listen to the song has jumped from more than 6,000 to more than 6,500, and the number of Jian Haoyuan's fans has skyrocketed by more than 1,000 in an instant.

At this time, the old demon of Montenegro, who had disappeared for a long time, floated in from the window: "Hide and recover for a while, I've been looking for you for a long time!" What are you doing......"

The old demon of Montenegro stared at Jian Haoyuan's computer screen and said with a smile: "Are you enjoying the feeling of being a star, wow, so many people like you." ”

Jian Haoyuan turned off the microphone and whispered, "Is this what it's like to be a star?" ”

The old demon of Montenegro said: "More than that! I have hundreds of thousands of Weibo followers. If you listen to me, there will definitely be millions of followers on Weibo! ”

Jian Haoyuan nodded and said, "I like this feeling. ”

Cai Zhexi patted Jian Haoyuan's shoulder and also admired: "Xiao Yuan, I didn't expect your skills to be so much better." Look, even though we're all fat, there are still a lot of people who love us! It's not a big deal to fall out of love, if you can't soak in the goddess, you can be a public male god! ”

"Well, thanks, I'm fine." Jian Haoyuan said.

And above the song party, it has reached the fan lottery session once every half an hour.

The magic corpse said: "Now please ask the great wizard to take a lucky number in 1~6500, okay, the great wizard has secretly told me the number, 1 minute later, open the bench grab applet, the bench numbers are sorted in the order of grabbing the bench, and the subjects who get the lucky bench can go to the microphone and make a request to the great wizard, as long as it is reasonable, the great wizard will not refuse...... One, two, three, go! ”

A subject called "The Little Slave of the Great Wizard's Family" grabbed the lucky bench, and after being teased by the host's magic corpse, he weakly made his request: "Hello male god, can I ask you to take a breather?" ”

Jian Haoyuan: "? ”

The public screen has gone completely insane.

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Jian Haoyuan saw that everyone was looking forward to it so much, and he didn't know what to expect, so he asked Cai Zhexi beside him curiously: "What is panting?" How do you breathe? ”