Chapter 54: General Xiao is coquettish
Unexpectedly, the nominal apprentice would find Ju'er Hutong. At that time, it had been a year since he knelt down from punishment, and the grievances and discomfort in the hearts of the nominal apprentices finally slowly dissipated, and he was a year older, and he practiced a few points, and he knew how much the master's hard work, and he had the heart to come to the door to set a close, and he didn't pull his face down, and he rubbed for a long time, and chose to come to the door today.
Liao Qiuli heard someone knocking on the door, and his intuition was strange, the family usually didn't come here to look for him, and he went back to Liao's house directly to discuss something. Xiao Yu's old days, and rarely come here, because General Xiao is a commotional person, and he eats alone, and he is unwilling to bring people to his house to see his heart.
So who is that?
He opened the door and looked, and wow! A half-sized boy stood steadily at the door, with a car behind him, and a cart of Tu Liang (durian) in the car! Some of them are half-cooked, some are already ripe, and the smell is so strong that people who are not used to eating will be dizzy when they smell it!
"Y-Who are you looking for?"
Liao Qiuli really didn't know this, and he really couldn't make up his mind, this person came over with a cart of Tu Liang, whether it was a gift or a trouble.
"Hello Mr. Liao", the half-eldest son respectfully called him Mr. and gave a salute respectfully.
"Shen Wenzhao came to the door to apologize to the master."
He didn't say "Prince Fu", he just said that the master, here he talked about the master and apprentice, seeing this posture, Liao Qiuli suddenly felt that he had become a "master". After thinking about it, I felt that this kid was sophisticated, and he didn't call himself "Shi Niang" with a greasy face, but also explained with his actions that his gift today was not only for the master, but also for the "master mother".
Liao Qiuli hesitated for a while, it was not good for people to stand outside the door, so he let him in, boiled water to make tea, and set fruits and snacks. Half-grown boy, should I use the etiquette for adults, or should I use the method for children? Liao Qiuli was still not sure, so after serving tea, he gave up the fruits and snacks, the tea is for adults, and the fruits and snacks are for children.
Shen Wenzhao symbolically took two sips of tea and ate two pieces of dim sum, and was about to leave. Liao Qiu left him for lunch, and he also resigned very humbly. Let him take the car back, he said that he still has more at home, this thing smells bad, it tastes good, Mr. Liao try it.
It was only half an hour since he came and went, which made Liao Qiu leave the second monk at a loss, and he had the heart to ask Xiao Yu, he had something to do, so he could only return at night.
As soon as Xiao Yu entered the house at night, he immediately smelled an earth-shattering stench, which was so strange that it smelled of dry and thin feces, and General Xiao was so stimulated that he sneezed an earth-shattering sneeze. When he entered the inner courtyard and saw a cart of Tu Liang leaning on the corner of the courtyard, he rubbed his nose quietly and asked Liao Qiuli, who came out: "Who is coming?" β
"The prince reads with you."
ββ¦β¦ Shen Wenzhao? β
"Hmm."
This kid must be a solid-eyed man, and he treats Tu Liang as a treasure, thinking that others are also interested in him all the way, so he self-righteously pushes a cart over to offer treasures.
A car too! Twenty or thirty? Can you finish eating?!
General Xiao thought silently, and after a while, he thought of a rut - to bring Tu Liang into the palace and let the prince and his companions eat. If the masters are used to eating, they can also digest a thing or two, but this thing is very hot, and the masters are all old, so it is estimated that they can't stand the heat, and if they eat too much, they will get angry. Anyway, there are also the chamberlains and palace maids of the East Palace, so many people, are they afraid that they won't be able to eat twenty or thirty vain good?
"To eat or not to eat, Keiyuki?" General Xiao finished being serious in the court, and he was often not serious when he got down to the court, Liao Qiuli heard him put the food in front and Qingzhi in the back, and his ears trembled when he heard it, and the goosebump grew from his arms to his thighs. I knew that this person was going to be in a commotion.
The two have been together for more than ten years, and Xiao Yu is blowing the wind, and the grass on his side is also moving.
"Qingzhi" didn't dare to answer, walked to the corner of the courtyard in three steps and two steps, took one in vain and walked to the stove room. After enduring the smelly cooking, he put it on a plate and served it, "You can eat it, I don't love this." β
General Xiao didn't ask anymore, he picked up a piece and wrapped it up without saying anything, and forced it into Qingzhi's mouth. Qingzhi is no longer twisted, but it is difficult to get used to things that he is not used to for a lifetime, and he has to kiss and touch when he catches it in the blue sky and daytime, which is also a kind of unaccustomed. How can there be a life that does not bump, it is common for pots and spoons to touch the edge of the bowl, and they have to endure it, the two tolerate each other, Qingzhi endures General Xiao's numbness during the day, and General Xiao endures trying not to go to bed with numbness. Not easy.
Qingzhi gasped and let him kiss and touch, and after a while, he estimated that he was having a good time, and then he spoke: "I will go out in two days." β
"Where to go?".
"It's about four or five days to go on a trip, just on the outskirts of the city, not far away."
"I haven't had time to come back for a few days, and I just came back today, and you're leaving tomorrow!"
General Xiao played pity on Qingzhi with a bitter face, Qingzhi touched his head, as if comforting a wolf who couldn't eat enough meat, "Just four or five days, and I'll be back in four or five days." β
"The General's Mansion also needs to paint a wall painting!"
General Xiao suddenly popped out this sentence, Qingzhi didn't follow, and asked him stupidly: "What?" β
"I said that the General's Mansion is also an empty blank, and I want to paint the wall! The people next to you are so energetic, but your own home is so empty! β
ββ¦β¦β
Only then did I understand that the general's mansion was actually an empty blank, and he was still waiting for him to describe it, when the emperor gave the mansion, he was actually embarrassed to give him a half-pull, waiting for the general to find a painter to complete it?
ββ¦β¦ Didn't you go to live there? Qingzhi said tentatively, which means that you are too old, and you are still so noisy, I am ashamed of you.
"That's the General's Mansion too! The faΓ§ade is always wanted! β
General Xiao has the ability to forcibly pull, and if he can't say it, he will pull it together to be used as a gunman.
Qingyi looked at Xiao Shangwen helplessly, and couldn't say a word, so he could only sigh.
"Then I'll go to the General's Mansion to paint after this trip?"
"Don't! No outside work! Don't walk for four or five days! β
Qingzhi was speechless, and continued to be stunned at Xiao Shangwen, who was hard-hearted, he couldn't figure out why this ancestor suddenly became sticky, and he still didn't give up, and it was not easy to coax.
"This job...... Half a month earlier, I accepted the promise...... At this time, I changed my words, and if I said it, it didn't count, where is the reputation? β
"Humph!" Xiao Shangwen snorted angrily on his face, but he was thinking about where to stop, so that he could accept it when he saw it.
"It's okay to go, unless you ......"
Speaking of this, General Xiao stopped abruptly, and the smile on his face was a little uncomfortable, as if he was about to cheat someone, but it was the first time that the eldest girl got on the sedan chair, and he was a little embarrassed. He made a gesture to Qingzhi to come to him, he had something to whisper. Qingzhi's heart was inevitably furious, but he still couldn't help but go over, and went over to send his ears to make it easier for General Xiao to whisper.
After General Xiao finished muttering, Qingzhi was bluffed, Qingzhi didn't think about it, his body had already withdrawn from the shot, and he swept General Xiao up and down with his eyes, thinking: It turns out that people's shamelessness is divided into stages and realms, and after a period of time, they will lose a little face, and they will not dare to admit it after three days.
I don't know if General Xiao did that shameless thing, anyway, Liao Qiuli left home early and went to the suburbs of Beijing.
When he got up in the morning, he was gone, and General Xiao sighed at the strange smell of the yard, and he went to the court.
After finishing the business, he went to the East Palace as usual to order a meal, and by the way, he asked people to send the cart of Tu Liang over and borrow flowers to offer Buddha.
Except for Shen Wenzhao, the rest of the companions have never eaten it, and the masters have not eaten it either, so they endured the nausea and picked up a piece and put it in their mouths, and the taste was unexpectedly not bad. Shen Wenzhao ate particularly fiercely, he cleaned up more than half of it himself, and after eating one, he was ready to open the second one, the prince squinted at him, and his nostrils snorted: "Stinky things, you also eat so hard!" β
Shen Wenzhao has always cared about the derogation of others when it comes to eating appetite, anyway, the prince is not the first, and he will not be the last, besides, the smell of this thing is really bad, and it is not good that this bite can be smoked alive. This time, the Shen family sent a cart of fuss from afar, he thought that this thing was a novelty, and he had just caused trouble, so he had to be close to the nominal master who wiped their buttocks, and it was too little to send one or two, it was not good-looking, so he simply sent a cart over, although it was painful, but it was also an apology. I thought I couldn't eat it, but who knew that the nominal master returned it every other day, and after losing it, the fifteen-year-old half-grown child couldn't help but be happy to eat it.
He ate it so violently for a while, and the consequences of eating it came - he had a nosebleed......
The nosebleed was very thick, at first it was a drop, then another drop, dripping in an inconspicuous place, it didn't hurt or itch anyway, he didn't know, he was still gobbling it up, until the other companion sitting next to him screamed: "Ah! Ziyu! You're getting a nosebleed!! β
If you have a nosebleed, you will have a nosebleed, a manly man, what's all the fuss about shedding a few drops of blood?
He put aside the half-opened Tu Liang, raised his head to the sky, and then raised his hand to beckon the waiter standing by the door, and said, "Excuse me, help me wring a cool towel." βγ Seeing that he was dragging two tubes of surging blood under his nose, his appearance was very scary, and he didn't dare to slack off, so he quickly wrung a cool towel and handed it to him.
The prince frowned when he saw it, his mouth was still unforgiving, and he still had to be sarcastic: "It's also a blessing to eat two bites of fresh and blood!" After sarcasm, he was busy sending someone to ask for a doctor, but Shen Wenzhao stopped him, he said, if you have a little nosebleed, you should also ask for a doctor, and the doctor is not a street doctor, and people are annoyed when they are waved around!
Tu Liang is a hot thing, Shen Wenzhao is a hot body, hot on hot, every time he eats without moderation, he has to bleed two tubes of nosebleeds, he is not strange, he is used to coping, the prince has never seen it, of course he has to make a fuss.
"Not please? I don't invite others to say something again, saying that I treat everyone around me so stingy! β
Shen Wenzhao held his head high, his nose was bleeding, he didn't bother to talk to him, he leaned straight on the low table behind him, rolled up a note and stuffed it into his nostrils, and then closed his eyes and recuperated.
Seeing that he didn't care about himself, the prince rarely didn't catch up and take a few bites. But the eyes couldn't be controlled, and they slipped to the curvature of the man's neck because he leaned back. The neck is so white, the curvature is very neat, and it is a little ostentatious. Somehow, he didn't obey the call of his hands and feet, but went over, and insisted on carrying his head and neck to his lap and pillow him, despite the man's struggle.
"Your Highness, don't you dare to be a minion!"
The meaning of this is actually to say: I don't need you anymore, why are you still doing it?!