Chapter 14: Pang Xie

Amorous Emperor Pei Yuanjin, no, Pei Yuanjin, the little disciple of the preparatory disciple Feng, under the solemn plea of Teacher Xu and the guardians, waved his sleeves to solve their headaches, in fact, it is a matter of moving his mouth and touching his upper lip to his lower lip, but the premise also depends on whether he is willing or not.

Unexpectedly, Xu Zhu called Yu Xi directly, Pei Yuanjin also had to give face, no matter how much he wanted to play with Teacher Xu, he also had to take into account the other party's mental endurance, such a trivial matter is called a parent, and his ability to deal with things is not as good as the kindergarten teacher in the mortal world, think about how the mortal teacher handles this matter, oh yes, play directly with the children, the skin is very thick, and he directly flattered and said, "Your Majesty, the slave maid will beat your shoulders and pinch your legs."

Under Mr. Xu's repeated begging, Pei Yuanjin moved his mouth: "If you cry again, drag you all out to play the thirty boards, I am not dead yet, you want to usurp the throne." ”

The three little disciples immediately suppressed their cries, tears, and snot.

Seeing that the other three guardians were dumbfounded, even Yu Xi was shocked by Pei Yuanjin's thunderous methods, the child king or something he had finally seen in his life, but he still felt so bad, probably because he was the guardian of this terrible child.

At the same time, he received burning glances from the other three guardians, including envy, worship, and jealousy, and wanted to sue them, but he did nothing.

Xu Zhu struck while the iron was hot and said to Pei Yuanjin: "Yuanjin, the other concubines in that class ......"

Pei Yuanjin's fat claws scratched his cheeks, pretended to groan, and said, "It's not impossible, but you can't force me to hand in my homework in the future." ”

"No, how can you not do your homework." It was Yu Xi who answered Pei Yuanjin, as a genius disciple who had shown his talent for academic tyrant since kindergarten, no, from the beginning of the preparatory disciple peak, he absolutely could not see being so depraved by his guardian.

Xu Zhu looked at Pei Yuanjin innocently and said, "Your Majesty, you can't do your homework, you still have to deal with the government, don't you?" ”

Pei Yuanjin silently said that Xu Zhu was too late to go to the Tao, and replied coldly: "I am inspired to be a faint monarch who has left a name in history." ”

Teacher Xu, who was dumbfounded: "......"

Yu Xi really couldn't stand it, and hugged Pei Yuanjin off the chair: "Okay, it's time to get out of school." "As for the homework, let's leave it behind for now.

Teacher Xu hurriedly grabbed Yu Xi's arm: "More than a dozen disciples in the class......"

Yu Xi pulled Pei Yuanjin's crumpled coat and said to him: "The staple food for dinner is Thai fragrant rice, the soup is stewed bamboo shoots with old duck, which has been boiled for five hours, the cold dish is braised chicken feet, the hot dish is steamed sea bass, the white cut chicken, the green onion and ginger dipping sauce I match, the green vegetables are your favorite cabbage, and the dim sum has mango cake." ”

Pei Yuanjin stared at the buckle in front of the small white suit and said, "Am I so easy to buy?" ”

Yu Xi increased his weight: "You are allowed to eat beef jerky before eight o'clock tonight, and you can choose the taste you like." ”

Pei Yuanjin nodded: "Deal." ”

Teacher Xu, the three guardians, and the three disciples couldn't help but swallow their saliva: grunt.

His Majesty is really not called in vain, Pei Yuanjin is the little emperor who is alive in the disciple peak, there is no one!

The guardian of the beautiful little disciple listened to the familiar name of the dish, and felt like the record in a certain post, could it be that Yu Xi was the senior brother who recruited a nanny and was complained about?

Teacher Xu immediately took Pei Yuanjin and others to the classroom, and if she didn't go back, her partner would probably quit her job.

Before arriving at the first class of preparatory disciples, you can hear the crying one after another, everyone is silent, Teacher Xu leads the way and walks in front, Yu Xi habitually leads Pei Yuanjin's soft paw to walk in the second priority, and the three guardians behind each hold their own little disciples.

The four disciples followed Xu Zhu back to the classroom, the four guardians stood at the window to observe the situation in their classroom, Xu Zhu's teaching assistant was being overwhelmed by the little disciples, and was very busy, and found that Xu Zhu came back with Pei Yuanjin and others, and the tense nerves were finally relaxed.

Today, after Pei Yuanjin, who was wearing a small white blazer and a pair of dark blue fashionable jeans, appeared in the class, the little disciples stopped crying, the beautiful queen broke free from the guardian's hand and rushed to Pei Yuanjin's side, and her posture instantly became particularly elegant, and followed Pei Yuanjin towards the center of the classroom, Pei Yuanjin made a downward gesture towards everyone: "I decided not to die for the time being, you should go to the Imperial Garden, you should go to the Imperial Garden, you should tease the cat, the queen, you will stay and assist in the harem, and I will deal with state affairs." ”

The beautiful melon seed face queen looked dignified and virtuous, and there was no pity on her face full of tears just now, and he replied respectfully: "Okay, Your Majesty." ”

All the little disciples in the class breathed a sigh of relief and began to play their own games, you chased me, I grabbed your toys, you pushed my building blocks, there was no solemn atmosphere just now.

It can be seen that the emperor is a very important depository.

After speaking, Pei Yuanjin turned his head to Xu Zhu and said, "Teacher Xu, then I'll go home." ”

Xu Zhu seemed to suddenly open his mind: "Go ahead, go ahead, I will assist the queen in managing the harem." ”

Pei Yuanjin smiled and said, "Teacher Xu, see you tomorrow." ”

Half an hour passed like this, and after Xu Zhu saw Yu Xi leave with Pei Yuanjin, a tyrant of the intermediate class, the whole person was relieved, as long as the little disciples stopped crying and laughing because of his words, let her do anything.

When the beautiful queen heard Teacher Xu say that she was the assistant to the harem, she immediately said: "First crown you as Xu Cairen, and then follow the sisters to learn how to take care of the emperor." ”

Mr. Xu: "......"

Yu Xi, who has not yet walked out of the range of ten meters and has excellent hearing: "......" I said who made Pei Yuanjin accustomed to this, it turned out to be this little queen.

No, this kind of game can't be played in kindergarten at all, he didn't play it when he was in school.

Pei Yuanjin, who was walking in front, reminded: "Senior brother, don't forget your promise. ”

The corners of Yu Xi's eyes twitched: "Of course not." When he sent the emperor to school in the morning, he bought the vegetables in advance, and he could accept his natural instinctive reaction.

Pei Yuanjin had a teachable expression on his face.

However, in fact, Pei Yuanjin would play such a boring game with his little disciples in the kindergarten, and the main reason was that he was a little irritable and couldn't find a way to practice for a long time, which made him feel very bored.

In his mind, he knew the exercises used by Yuan Ying from Qi refining to Yuan Ying in his previous life, and he also knew every opportunity to break through, but after he came to Yue Lingzong, he still had no way to turn his spiritual energy into use, and he couldn't even do it by inducing Qi into his body, let alone start practicing.

After returning to the dormitory, Pei Yuanjin and Yu Xi played their own games, the former walking around the room and Yu Xi tinkering with their dinner in the kitchen.

Since opening the four boxes prepared by the Pei family for Pei Yuanjin, Yu Xi deliberately opened up a ten-square-meter space at home to put his belongings, he originally wanted to put mustard seeds in the space, but then he didn't have to go out, they were all household items, and if they could be thrown in the house, they could be thrown in the house, and they could be used as decorations.

The thick smell of fragrant soup wafted from the kitchen, and Pei Yuanjin walked around the room contentedly, and finally turned to the place where Yu Xi was meditating.

The area where Yu Xi meditates is open, and Pei Yuanjin can see it every day, in addition to Tuanpu, there is also a low coffee table of great value, on which is placed an old book with only five big characters on the cover, it can be seen that in some years, several pots of spiritual plants are planted on the balcony.

Pei Yuanjin was attracted by that ancient book, and took out a tuanpu suitable for his size from the mustard seed space and put it next to the big tuanpu, sat cross-legged on it, opened the ancient book, and a strong sense of familiarity arose.

The reason why it is said to be an ancient book is because the words that Pei Yuanjin learned after coming to the small world are all newly compiled, and he learned it with great difficulty.

The five words on the cover are even more memorable: "Pang Evil Immortal Record"

Pang Xie Zhenren is the Pang Xie he knows?

Seeing the familiar words, Pei Yuanjin quickly browsed through the ancient books, and then he frowned.

The ancient book "Pang Xie Xian Ren Lu" tells the story of a gentle and generous, tolerant to the disciples, and a cultivator who loves his peers, this book is a collection of simple stories integrated by the disciples after the Pang Xie Immortals flew to the immortals, mainly to tell the daily life stories between the disciples and the Pang Xie Zhenren. Before they ascended, Pang Xie Zhenren taught them many spiritual principles, guided them to practice, and every five hundred years, the disciples under him would preach, which benefited the disciples a lot, and the disciples respected this Pang Xie Master more and more. After Pang Xiezhen's ascension, the disciples couldn't cry, and they were still reluctant to be happy for him. Later, because the disciples missed the good of the Pang Evil Ancestor, they discussed it and compiled a collection for the Ancestor, which told various thought-provoking stories between him and his disciples.

Pei Yuanjin thought to himself that the mode of this "Pang Evil Immortal Record" seemed to be a little familiar. Now, the problem is not the pattern of the content of the books, but the content of the ancient books that he is very puzzled about. He has a memory of the place and time mentioned in the ancient books, and it is very clear, but why does he not feel that the cultivator in the story is the one he knows after reading most of the book?

Probably because he is a mortal body now, Pei Yuanjin's reading speed is relatively slow, and it may be that books still contain aura, he can't control aura now, and the more he goes to the back, the more difficult it looks to become.

It happened that Yu Xi called him to eat, and Pei Yuanjin put the book back on the coffee table. It's just that when he turned around and left to look for him, he didn't find that the five big characters on the cover of the ancient book "Pang Xie Immortal Record" flashed, and then dimmed and restored to its original state.

After dinner, Yu Xi cleaned up a qiē and sat cross-legged in front of the coffee table to continue to study the difficult ancient books, while Pei Yuanjin changed his habit of watching "Xiuzhen Realm Hour News" in front of the TV after eating, and sat cross-legged on the small tuanpu next to Yu Xi to nibble on cumin-flavored beef jerky.

Pei Yuanjin asked Yu Xi in a whisper: "What is written on the cover of the book you are reading?" ”

Yu Xi told him: "This is a biography, called "Pang Xie Xianren Record", so you have to read more, and you don't want to write homework yet, and you don't even know the words." "Well, by the way, he didn't forget that Pei Yuanjin asked the teacher to refuse to do his homework.

Pei Yuanjin automatically filtered the latter sentence and said, "What's so good about this book?" ”

As long as it comes to learning, Yu Xi said patiently: "Take a look at the difficulties encountered by cultivators in the process of cultivation, of course, no one has yet to understand its essence in this ancient book, if I can see through it, I can practice it into a part of my knowledge, and it will become my ability." ”

Pei Yuanjin swallowed the last bite of beef jerky and asked, "Then what is the body of this book?" ”

Yu Xi shook his head and said, "It hasn't penetrated yet, and there is only one book about Pang Evil Immortals, and I can't fully understand it." ”

Pei Yuanjin pondered the cultivation method that Yu Xi had just mentioned, and he didn't understand it too much, but he didn't think too much about it, and instead held his chin and looked up at the starry sky and said, "Senior brother, I want to add crabs to tomorrow's menu." ”

He remembered that the most delicious crab meat he had ever eaten was the thigh meat before Pang Xie was transformed, which was particularly fragrant.

After a long time, Yu Xi refused: "Crabs are cold, you can't eat them." ”