Lian Haichang invites some relatives and friends to go out on vacation every year, and is used to picking the coldest time in the "3949 Ice Walk". Among them, Sanya, known as the "Oriental Hawaii", goes to the most often, and Lian Haichang loves to walk on the beach in the south. The second is Hong Kong, where the temperature is not less than 10 degrees in winter, and even her mother can store a 40-foot high cabinet, from a diamond ring pearl to a red sour branch, there is nothing she doesn't want to buy. Then there is Changbai Mountain, a tourist attraction that has flourished in recent years, where Suzu loves to soak in the hot springs while watching the snow fall overhead.

Probably because it is rare for the family to get together this year, Lian's parents set the vacation place in the nearest Zhouzhuang, and asked a familiar friend to go to Shuiyue Zhouzhuang for a vacation. Shuiyue Zhouzhuang is not only close to Zhouzhuang Ancient Town, but also close to Taishidian Ecological Wetland. There are golf courses for the elderly to have fun, and there are commercial streets where young people can hang out, which can be said to be the first choice for vacation and recuperation in Suzhou.

In addition to their own families, the semi-detached villas in Suiyue Zhouzhuang can also provide accommodation for three families. As for the other extra relatives and friends, they were all arranged by Lian Haichang to a nearby five-star hotel.

I knew early in the morning that there were a lot of people coming this year, but when I saw Xiaojuan and Aunt Guan move the long table from the living room to the lake, He Ling was not only surprised, but could only silently go over to help.

Aunt Guan was placing knives and forks, and when she saw Heling, she stretched out her hand and hurriedly refused: "Heling, you go play, there are me and Xiaojuan here." ”

He Ling withdrew his hand with an "oh", and then turned to Xiaojuan and said, "Then I'll go to the kitchen to help." ”

Xiao Juan, who arranged the dishes, shook her head and refused: "There are second sisters and Master Yao in the kitchen, and they are almost busy, so you should play with Kai Feng and them." ”

Play?

Kazuling glanced back at the living room weakly, and there were five or six big brothers on the sofa, familiar or unfamiliar, discussing state affairs while sipping red wine. Ling Heling was blind, it was Wei Yu who also poured a glass of Coke and sat on the carpet next to the beauty couch, listening to the discussion of the eldest brothers with a serious face.

On the road of "I don't need a man, because I'm more manly than a man", Wei Yu really wants to go all the way to the dark.

Guo Yue's brother Guo Hong is the best at finding topics: "Kaifeng, don't you let Jingyun endorse you?" How many 'well-known brands' are remembered in the market today? are all remembering brand ambassadors. ”

Lian Kaifeng shook his red wine glass and said with a light smile: "The new advertising law has come out, and artists who have not used products or services themselves cannot endorse them." The machinery here needs to be controlled by professional technicians, and it is difficult to get started with a thin foundation. If you want to talk about endorsements, Qiao Jingyun was not considered by the advertising department from the beginning. ”

This silent mockery......

A round-faced, big-bellied man sitting next to Lian Kaifeng is Gao Han, a classmate who has been in the same class as Lian Kaifeng since he was a child. Although he doesn't have a family background in the business circle, he has the ability to sit in the temple, and now he seems to be a chief clerk at a certain level in the ninth to twelfth grades. It can be said that in terms of policy, Gao Han still has the right to speak.

He nodded and then spoke: "The new advertising law has this provision. Remember the excavator advertisement endorsed by Tang Guoqiang? If you want to endorse it again, you have to go to Lanxiang to study for two years first. ”

Lian Yixin patted his thigh and said with an exaggerated smile: "No wonder I can't see advertisements for men endorsing women's products recently, it turns out that this is the reason!" ”

This inexplicable associative angle......

Everyone laughed perfunctorily twice, among which Wei Yu laughed the loudest and most sincerely, and asked Gao Han in turn: "Is it still forbidden for children under the age of ten to endorse?" ”

Gao Han helped the glasses on the bridge of his nose, glanced at Wei Yu with his eyes for the first time, nodded and smiled: "Yes, they were all troubled by a reality show." The new advertising law seems to be to protect children, but there are also manufacturers who have done to help. ”

Wei Yu suddenly realized "oh", and then complained: "There are really policies and countermeasures." Look at the drink called CC Star or BB Star, its original spokesperson is Wang Shiling and Kimi. But after the new advertising law came out, it was immediately replaced by the two brothers and sisters of the Cao Ge family. Director Gao, you say, aren't Taiwanese children children? ”

He Ling saw a strange color on Gao Han's face, and felt that he couldn't get off the stage if he was asked, so he quickly took out his mobile phone and sent Wei Yu WeChat.

It's hateful that Wei Yu's thinking has spread quickly, and he has already drawn inferences: "What's even more magical is that a company that makes children's smart watches has found Erliang's children to be spokespersons." Both group CP and fried products, scheming is heavy. After the new advertising law came out, it designed several advertisements. The main theme remains the same, the lines remain the same, but the spokesperson becomes a cartoon version. After the cartoon version was taken off the shelves, it was replaced by an overseas children's version, and after the overseas children's version was taken off the shelves, Huang Lei's daughter, who had just turned ten years old, was endorsed. Look at the tenacious spirit of fighting wits and courage to play the side ball, it is really admirable! ”

The men were silent for a while, not knowing how to reply. I wanted to take a sentence, but I found that I didn't have the strength to talk, what "Erliang's children", what "group CP", they didn't know, and instantly felt weak.

In fact, they can't be blamed for this, they spend their usual time in social business to show their ambitions, how can they have spare time to study TV commercials like Wei Yu? Fortunately, Wei Yu didn't tell everyone that "Teletubbies" was called "Teletubbies Deg B" in Hong Kong, otherwise, they would definitely be killed and injured in a large area.

Taking advantage of the blank time for everyone, Wei Yu took out his mobile phone and saw the friendly reminder sent by the LPleader on the screen: Sister, your outlook on life will scare your brothers. Let's go, let's go and kick the shuttlecock elsewhere.

Wei Yu blushed when she looked at the old man, and thought to herself, no wonder no one paid attention to her. Hurriedly raised his head and smiled cheekily, and laughed at Gao Han and them: "I'm sorry, I suddenly found that I was in the wrong pile." ”

Lian Kaifeng silently pulled the corners of his mouth and introduced Gao Han and Guo Hong: "This is Heling's best friend, Wei Yu, and also from Yangzhou." ”

"Yo, as the old saying goes, Yangzhou produces beautiful women. He Ling grew up in Suzhou, so it's hard to make up the numbers. When I saw Sister Wei Yu today, I knew that the old saying is not deceiving. Guo Hong sat on the sofa and said with a flamboyant tongue.

Wei Yu hurriedly got up from the carpet and bowed twice to show that he was leaving. Or is Lian Yixin Lian Xiaoer, his old man can't look down on playboys to flirt with women from good families, and he said to help: "Wei Yu is also called a beauty?" Guo Hong: Your aesthetic is too unique. ”

"Wei Yu is going to cry.

He Ling, who was waiting for someone to "kick the shuttlecock" by the lake, rolled his eyes and smiled at Wei Yu, who walked towards him with a depressed face: "How do you feel?" ”

Wei Yu waved his hand in frustration, with tears in his heart: "I was wrong, the threshold of the red wine circle is too high, and I am still suitable for the cola circle." ”

Lian Haichang, who was looking around with a wine glass, suddenly said "Huh", and shouted in the direction of Heling and Wei Yu: "Wei Yu, why didn't you tell Uncle Sù when you came?" ”

And Suzu: ""Elderly people don't have a good memory.

Wei Yu: "It's definitely not good to look for me.

Without waiting for Wei Yu to open his mouth to flatter, Lian Haichang beckoned to her and called, "Come on, there are two uninvited Maozi here, you come over and help your uncle entertain you." Then, without waiting for Wei Yu to open his mouth and refuse, he turned his head and instructed Xiao Juan: "Take a few more bottles of vodka, take out these seven or eight degree cocktail drinks and brush Maozi's teeth?" ”

Wei Yu, who has always flaunted himself as a Russian-British double eight, lowered his head weakly, feeling so disappointed. Didn't you say that you came to take a vacation and come to Harbin to strip naked to show Brother Kaikai, why did you switch to work mode in seconds?

He Ling replaced the Coke glass in her hand with a liquor glass filled with boiled water, and comforted: "Go ahead, go ahead, you don't mix red wine rings, you can mix white wine circles." Don't worry, there are still ten minutes to start, just blow two sentences of cowhide. This is your strength, and your father will definitely reward you with a big red envelope. ”

Wei Yu puffed out his cheeks and resigned himself to his fate.

Wei Yu left on the front foot, and a long-haired woman with tall legs on the back foot walked up to Heling, handed her a plate of cleaned strawberries, and smiled Yan Yan: "Heling, taste one, I picked it myself in the farmhouse." ”

Facing this gentle, luxurious, gorgeous and unmixed Gusu celebrity, He Ling instantly thought of what Lian Yixin said to her that day: "You are afraid that he likes Guo Yue, so he has almost cut off contact with Guo Yue over the years." ”

Want to cover it, don't you?

Speaking of Guo Yue alone, and Ling, the most fastidious person outside Mauritius, can't find fault with her. She is gentle, polite to everyone, and looks like she is heart-to-heart, so that everyone who has come into contact with her thinks she is kind. She's smart, with a dual degree from USC, a degree in polymer and materials science, and a liberal arts degree in religion, and it's untenable to say that she went abroad to fish in troubled waters. She is erudite and talented, and has a wide range of interests in piano, Chinese painting, and even taekwondo. The most terrible thing is that Guo Yue has a good figure with a nine-headed body, which is so concave and delicate that most people of the same sex are reluctant to stand with her.

Otherwise, she Guo Yue is a celebrity who can be called in Gusu, she is naturally smart and has a motivated heart, otherwise she is not qualified to be Lian Kaifeng's rumored girlfriend.

Kazuzu used to like her a lot. After all, Guo Yue is indeed much better than those cousins of the Lin family. And when she first arrived in Suzhou, only Guo Yue could really play with her, and whatever good things she could share would be shared with her.

But as the two of them get older and older, whether it is vanity or comparison, or who is in the way of whom, the original intention of treating Guo Yue with Ling is no longer the original "I don't want a brother, I just want Guo Yue's sister to take me to the movies".

But in the final analysis, Lian Kaifeng doesn't love Guo Yue, will he fall in love with himself? Suzu smiled bitterly, took a strawberry into her mouth, and took two bites.

Guo Yue watched her eat strawberries, and there was a smile in her flawless phoenix eyes begging for praise, which no one could ignore. Kazuzu nodded, as she expected, and complimented, "It's so sweet." ”

"Really?" Guo Yue handed over a whole plate of strawberries to her, "There are still six left, and the brothers who drink red wine over there are exactly one each, and Ling can take them." ”

"Points?" He Ling instantly restrained the smile on his face, felt funny, and looked up at Guo Yue a little ridiculously.

Why don't you take it yourself?

Is it because reserved celebrities don't run into the men's circle alone?

Is it because Wang Po will be said to be boasting when she sells melons, and Li Po buys on her behalf, can customers think of Wang Po no matter how bitter or sweet?

Or is it because from childhood to adulthoodTM in front of even Kaifeng is indispensable to her Mu and Ling? It was indispensable in the past, it is indispensable now, and it will be indispensable in the future?

He Ling didn't think about it, how many years of frustration and accumulated anger made her brush her face, and threw a whole plate of strawberries into the trash can next to her with the plate.

No one else saw the interaction between the two, but Suzu still smiled very charmingly and brightly. After all, there is only one face left, and it is everything that she Mu and Ling can beat Guo Yue.

He Ling smiled very coldly, laughing so cold that she herself was cold: "Guo Yue, are you missing an arm or a lame leg, and you need someone else to help you work?" ”

"Also, if you think I'm your nanny or your assistant, please talk to Lian's mother about the salary first. Otherwise, put away your style, today is my family treat. ”

After saying these two sentences, she didn't care about the look on Guo Yue's face, and Ling left with her usual deceptive smile on her face, and went straight to the direction of Wei Yu.

Sue it~~

Let's go and sue~~

As she walked with Suzu, she thought that she had collapsed to the edge and was waiting for someone to push her.